Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"Is it a dream...?"

Kamijou Touma woke up startled, and then saw the secret book of "The Buddha's Palm" on his right hand, and realized that he was indeed dreaming, but he just woke up from the dream.

"this....."

Looking at the secret book of "The Palm of the Tathagata", Kamijou Touma disturbed his head with some annoyance. He didn't know where to sum up the matter. It seemed that everything had become very subtle.

.........

The next morning, today was Monday, Kamijou Touma woke up and was going to school. He prepared enough food reserves for the little nuns at home in advance, so that the hungry Index would not eat his head as bread when he returned home.

Then on the way to school, I routinely ran into Tsuchimikado and Aifa Earrings, and after saying hello to my two buddies, Kamijou Touma spoke at that time.

"Blue-haired earrings, I asked Wuxia for you yesterday, and she said that I can go out with you on weekends."

"Eh? Have I ever asked you like that!"

"Wu Xia? Blue-haired earrings! You must die for me today!!"

As soon as Kamijou Touma opened his mouth, he knew that he was an old bad friend. Kamijou Touma, who was a warm-hearted and good young man to others, was very good at dealing with his own bad friend. When he heard that his adopted sister Maiko Tsuchimikado wanted to wear blue hair earrings If he went out on a date on the weekend, Motoharu Tsuchimikado's eyes would turn red at that time, and his murderous aura leaked out.

"Ahhh—I'm going to school first!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, he ran away, and the blue-haired earring ran away in an instant, leaving only Tsuchimikado with an expression of wanting to kill him, but when the blue-haired earring disappeared completely, the expression on his face recovered positive color.

"Alright Kamijou, what's the matter with you?"

Kamijou Touma who said this on purpose was to scare Tsuchimikado away from Lanfa Earring, so that the two of them could have a private and secret conversation about the unknown truth in Academy City.

"About the angel I told you yesterday, does Academy City have any plans?"

"No, everything is as usual, and no one seems to have discovered her true identity."

"That's fine."

Kamijou Touma breathed a sigh of relief, but he immediately and urgently asked:

"What about the magic side? The English Puritans shouldn't do anything!"

"Ok?"

Kamijou Touma took the initiative to care about the angels, which made Tsuchimikado a little weird, but he told Kamijou the truth without hindrance.

"No one on the magic side knows, but it's not sure whether to inform the Puritans. After all, angels are the messengers of God, and the church has the responsibility and obligation to know about it."

"Is that so..."

Kamijou, who was bothering his head, felt very troublesome. It was really difficult for him to find a way to solve the problem by himself. Why not tell the problem to his trusted best friend.

"Actually, that angel has a doomsday horn, as long as it is blown, it will bring about the end of the world, so I am very worried about this situation."

"The fallen angel is Gabriel, the power of God. It does have a trumpet that will bring about the end when it is blown, but it is not the arrival of the apocalypse, and the end judgment will not happen."

As a doctor of Onmyo, Tsuchimikado Motoharu of course knows all the religious myths in detail. After he explained the records about the biblical archangel Gabriel to Kamijou Touma, what Kamijou was embarrassed to say made Tsuchimikado's forehead They all hit the electric poles.

"Actually, a person told me in the dream yesterday that the lady angel wanted to blow the horn whenever she was in a bad mood, and she almost blew the horn of doom yesterday."

"and many more....."

Clutching his forehead and taking off the smashed sunglasses, Tsuchimikado Motoharu questioned:

"You mean, someone contacted you in a dream last night?"

"That's right, he seems to be a very powerful person, and he also helped me temporarily transform my unlucky physique into a lucky one."

"how is this possible....."

Tsuchimikado Motoharu who denied this just now, then Kamijou Touma squatted down to pick up a 1000 yen note.

"Ah... whose money dropped?"

"Digging!"

Tsuchimikado who couldn't help but swear, saw Kamijou Touma start to get lucky. This is the biggest miracle in this century. Even Fantasy Killer can't offset the red line of good luck. This is the real sense of meeting a super boss what.

Now Tsuchimikado has to believe that what Kamijou Touma said is true, because he saw with his own eyes that the unfortunate leader actually started to get lucky. It's incredible for a girl to keep up with Tiao Tie Tie.

After thinking about what Kamijou Touma said just now, he immediately asked:

"What does that person want you to do?"

"Let me find a way to persuade the angel to go home and avoid the end of the world in the human world."

"Then why didn't he come in person?"

"Say it won't come down..."

"You have bumped into a god!"

Tsuchimikado clapped his hands to confirm the identity of the existence that came into contact with Kamijou Touma. As we all know, there is an unwritten rule on the side of magic that all the power of magic comes from the "idol worship theory".

To put it simply, for example, if Tony Damu looks like Jay Chou, he has Jay Chou's fame in a certain sense.

And the existence of the so-called "saints" in the magic side is also because they have the same stigmata as the Son Jesus, so they have such extraordinary and superhuman power.

The "Right Seat of God" of the Roman Orthodox Church can use the power and spells of angels because they have purified their original sins and brought their essence closer to angels.

In the final analysis, all the sources of power on the magic side are due to the "Idolatry Theory", which can be said to borrow the power of characters and deeds in religious mythology through imitation and similarity.

Of course, the existence at the top of the magic side is called the demon god. They have broken away from the concept of "idol worship theory". It can be said that they themselves are idols with fame and power. It is probably the difference between the so-called superstars and popular stars. .

However, the essence of this world is the reality of the superposition of countless phases. It is difficult for God himself to interfere with the world, because his powerful power will destroy the real world if he is not careful. Humans impart wisdom.

The mere fact that an archangel fell into the world caused commotion at the world level. If God were to descend into the world himself, the world itself would collapse before anyone else came down.

Tsuchimikado could understand such a concept, so now he patted Kamijou Touma on the shoulder, and said earnestly:

"Brother, you are now assigned a mission by God himself, so you can be regarded as a modern prophet."

"Well... I think the person who makes me do things is a bit like Buddha."

"What?"

Tsuchimikado looked confused, why the Bible has something to do with Buddhism, it's a bit ridiculous.

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Chapter 9 Trust the Hen Chicken

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In the life of Academy City, except for the idle gangsters, normal students study in their respective schools.

The famous Tokiwadai private noble girls' school, one of the admission requirements is "Level 3" strong ability and above, and it is also the school attended by "Level 5" Misaka Mikoto and Shokuhou Misaki.

This school is a forbidden place for men, and it is also a dream paradise for all boys. Because it is an aristocratic girls' school attended by young ladies from Tokiwadai, it can often make boys dream about things.

It is not surprising that Tokiwadai will attract boys from other schools to watch, but today there are two men with special identities, Kamijo Touma and Tsuchimikado Motoharu.

"Hey... are you sure it's okay for us to do this kind of thing?"

Tsuchimikado Motoharu, who was called by Kamijou Touma to stay at Tokiwadai, Dr. Onmyo is very embarrassed. He is also a double agent of Academy City and the British Puritanism. He usually pretends to be crazy, but he really wants to If you do something like this to a middle school student, you will be hacked to death by Kanzaki-san.

"Didn't I say everything, Bilibili was with that angel at the time, it would be much more convenient to ask her for help."

"Kamijou... As a friend, I still want to say something. It's against the law to hit a middle school student, and you don't want to get into the trap, right?"

"It does not make sense!"

Misunderstood by Tsuchimikado's sister-control bastard, Kamijou Touma hurriedly defended:

"Bilibili and I are just simple friends...no, it's an acquaintance relationship, don't talk nonsense."

"Haha—so it's just an acquaintance, no wonder you bastard can't remember my name!"

As soon as the words were spoken, Kamijou Touma who ran to the door of Tokiwadai was found by Misaka Mikoto, so Miss Pao approached quietly to see what this guy was up to. Hearing this sentence, he exploded on the spot.

"Wait? Bilibili!"

"Do you have any last words?!"

The anger value is EX, the coins are all on the right hand, and the electric solitary is flashing on Misaka Mikoto's arm. If Kamijou Touma says another word wrong, it is very possible that the railgun will hit him in the face.

"Sorry, I was wrong!"

"Huh? Wrong... Then tell me, what is my name?"

"......"

Cold sweat ran down Kamijou's cheeks, what's Bilibili's name...provoke, because I always called her Dianmei or Bilibili, and I didn't even notice what her real name was , It's over.

Kamijou Touma's desire to survive was on the rise, he gave his best friend Tsuchimikado a wink, and Tsuchimikado Motoharu immediately understood him, and greeted him very tactfully.

"I'll go buy three bottles of water first, and you two can chat slowly."

After saying this, Tsuchimikado walked away at the speed of light, leaving Kamijou as Mashi kneeling on the spot pale, whether this bastard was wrong or betrayed his teammates, it is no longer known.

"Sister Pao...?"

"If you're kidding, I'll shoot your right hand off with a super electromagnetic gun, and then break your neck."

"Of course it's a joke!"

Cold sweat poured down his back, and Kamijou Touma's desire to survive swelled to the limit. Facing the Bilibili in front of him, his brain was running at high speed.

"Well, now tell me, what is my name?"

"......"

Kamijou Touma was silent for ten seconds, Misaka Mikoto showed a terrifying smile, and asked softly:

"Forgot?"

"How could it be! I was just a little dazed, maybe I have been bitten on the head by Index too many times recently, and I have lost my memory."

"Now answer."

"What's the problem?"

"What else is it, what is my name?"

"Who else can I call it, of course our dear."

Upon hearing the word "dear", Misaka Mikoto's face turned red, but she didn't let go of the abominable bastard with prickly hair in front of her, and continued to force her to question her.