Help! I Have Become Enlightened

The summer event that the public is looking forward to, the second summer competition "Ishtar Cup" is about to open. This time, our Venus Goddess will be the live anchor to explain the fierce competition.

The same rules as the first summer tournament, the competition is divided into five rounds, each round has an end point, and the champion is the team that has won the most No.1 in the five rounds, fairness and justice are absolutely irrelevant Cooperation leave.

"Did I say that I don't need to carry the parts of the Bull of Heaven this time?"

"Haha... this goddess has learned her lesson, so she won't do bad things this time."

"Hey~~~ Really?"

Gu Dazi, who was full of distrust, if Ishtar changed her mind, she might as well believe that Wang Jiang would not die unexpectedly from now on.

"In short, the game is about to start, so hurry up and get ready!"

Hurriedly urging Gudazi to get on Ishtar in the racing car, and the human beings are too lazy to pay attention to her. Anyway, no matter what the Venus goddess wants to do, the curse of losing the chain at the critical moment will make her fall short in the end. Bar.

"Stay on your marks, we'll start when the green light turns on."

Ishtar, who is holding a black and white flag, is a live anchor and a racing girl. Immediately after she gives an order, all the people who are ready to go will start fierce competition, but there are still people chatting leisurely at this tense and passionate moment.

Jesus: "Speaking of which, didn't John give me a mountain bike when he bought it online?"

Buddha: "Yes, what's the matter?"

Jesus: "I was excited because I had a mountain bike, so I went to a local bike race."

Buddha: "Ah - I remembered, you were the one who won the bicycle race."

Jesus: "It looks like this, but how to put it... It's a bit strange that I got No.1."

Buddha: "Why is it so strange?"

Jesus: "Originally, I was always the last one, but for some reason, the people who ran ahead of me, either their bicycles broke down, or they had urgent matters at home and needed to go back immediately, and some people just had stomachaches and couldn't I continued to compete, and I was the only one left in the final contestant, so I won No.1."

Buddha: "It feels like Jesus, your experience is familiar to me before."

Jesus: "Why, Buddha, have you ever experienced a similar situation?"

Buddha: "Yes, there was a horse race held in the heavens before, and I rode Bullock (the Buddha's favorite horse) to participate in the race. At that time, the other competitors had almost the same situation as you described Jesus. In the end I was the only one who ran to the finish line and won No.1."

Jesus: "Sounds like a ghost story. It's scary down the spine."

Buddha: "But I think it's because of good luck, because I always win the special prize in lottery activities, maybe participating in racing competitions is the same."

Jesus: "That's right, I hope this time it won't be like it used to be."

The two big brothers were talking about their daily life unconsciously, but they didn't notice that there was already a group of people staring at them in the auditorium. Archangels, disciples and disciples had already joined the battlefield!

As the race was about to start, the atmosphere gradually became anxious, and the crowds of spectators shouted for joy. With the command of the racing girl Ishtar to wave the flag, the green signal light representing the start of the race came on.

"Ishtar Cup of Dreams and Hopes, start!"

"Oh oh oh--!!"

At the same moment, many contestants who were ready to go were full of firepower and rushed towards the track at full speed like a rocket. At this time, the champion of the previous competition "Tyrant Meteor" was far ahead in the first place. The strength of the champion is obvious to all.

"Rush to the end of the first round of the track in one breath!"

"Hmmmm, I agree with you."

The consensus of King Arthur and the Roman Emperor, the red tyrant Meteor with unmatched speed on a flat track, was to keep the first and the others at a growing distance.

"The race has begun, come on, Buddha."

"Don't worry, even if you are the last one, the "Sports and Fitness Team" has to reach the finish line. Exercise is like spiritual practice, and you must never give up halfway. "

"So why did you choose such a team name?"

"The main reason is that calling it the "sports and weight loss team" feels too revealing, but calling it the "fitness practice team" is a bit twisted, so it is quite appropriate to call it the "sports and fitness team". "

"Okay...it's quite appropriate."

I don’t know where to complain. Jesus, he didn’t pay much attention to this issue, so our two big brothers set off slowly on a tandem bicycle. At this speed, we can basically only fall to the last place. up.

But in fact, the last place is not Buddha and Jesus. There are still two people on the starting line who have not acted, and that is our "Meteor Bulldogs", Arash and Cu Chulainn.

"No.1 is ours, I-partner! I'm ready."

"Arrive at the finish line beautifully like a shooting star."

"We have no opponents ahead, only victory!"

"It's great to be your partner, Lancer."

"Me too, Arash."

"lets go--!"

After recklessly setting up a lot of FLAGs, Wang Jiang stepped on Arash's bow and arrow. What our hero has to do is the same as at the sixth singularity, to shoot people to the end quickly and accurately.

"Let's shine brightly like a shooting star!"

After saying this, Arash pulled his bow and shot, and Wang Jiang flew straight into the sky and went forward bravely. No one could stop him, no one could surpass him, and he surpassed Wang Jiang of the Tyrant Meteor Team almost in an instant. It was already within reach in his eyes.

"Ah--after I win this game, I'll go ask Arash later."

""Mountain Shocking Star Salary"! "

The golden light that fell from the sky devoured Wang Jiang before he was about to fly down to the finish line. This was a blow that could shatter Mount Abif. After the golden light dissipated, there was no shadow of the flying Wang Jiang in the sky. up.

"Meteors should burn out before they fall to the ground. I forgot to say that if someone tries to travel by flying, I will snipe mercilessly from the sky. I should have said this in the last competition Bar?"

"Lancer died again?!"

"Too inhumane!"

"Hey...the picture of deja vu."

Under Gong Lin's ruthless sentence, Wang Jiang disappeared like a shooting star across the sky, and disappeared halfway before reaching the end point, with tears in his eyes.

"It's sad, but the victory is mine!"

After witnessing Wang Jiang's death in battle, the second group of warriors came on stage, which is our "Terrorist Sixth Heaven Demon King X Team".

"Nobunaga won't make the same mistake, speed up—X!"

"Look at me, this is a spaceship that travels through the galaxy, and victory in a mere racing competition is nothing more than a breeze."

"Target—Honnoji Temple...no, it's the end point!"

Of course, the partner combination of the comedy show must give full play to the main occasion of the summer event. It is rare to be able to appear in the event without a role in the main storyline. This is the only good opportunity to show its strength.

"Rocket booster, speed up!"

The modified spaceship can run like a racing car on the ground, and under the powerful firepower of the rocket propulsion, the speed of the spaceship increases suddenly and is about to catch up with the rear of the Tyrant Meteor, and then it can surpass the past in one breath.

"Lixiang, do you know? The "Lots of Goodness" I brought over from Brother Zheng's side is loaded with something interesting. "

"Something interesting?"

"That's right, it just happens to show it to you."

In Gudazi's puzzled eyes, Jue Zhe pressed a red button inside the tiger chariot with a smile without saying a word, and then the tiger head of "the more the better" began to accumulate energy, and the next moment the white laser light rushed towards the tiger The head sprayed out and hit the "horrific Sixth Heaven Demon King X Team", and the spaceship exploded!

"During the Third Obscure Belt, Brother Zheng had a lot of good things that he didn't bring out. It is said that this weapon was mounted on the "Great Wall" for external defense. "

"Wow... But, it seems that Xin and X have exploded?"

"Don't worry, funny games won't die, we're just hitting the guy who wants to cheat to win."

"It makes sense...Victory always comes with cruelty and sacrifice."

Gu Dazi, who sang and harmonized, reached a consensus with the Enlightened One, and whoever dares to speed up and snatch the first place will be destroyed.

And the sudden attack of "The More the Better" surprised everyone, and even made the host of the game, Ishtar, condemned loudly:

"I really didn't expect that the "European Emperor's Winning Team" would launch such a brutal attack on the "horrific Sixth Heaven Demon King X Team", whether it is a moral decline or a distortion of human nature. "

"Hey...you woman just unceremoniously attacked Lancer!"

"Hmm...? You have an opinion!?"

"No... I didn't say anything..."

Under the power of the Goddess of Venus, Arash, who wanted to appeal his grievances, dared not speak out, but it was a pity that Wang Jiang's sacrifice was in vain.

"Ahem—that bastard with green algae head, I remember you on the sixth day!"

"Is he Saber? If it's Saber, I'll kill him right away!"

"It wasn't Saber who cut him down for me!"

Because of the malicious attack of the Enlightenment, the "Terrible Sixth Heaven Demon King X Team" crashed. Nobunaga and X Dai were very angry and vowed to make that green algae guy look good.

The competition continued, and there were two groups of knockout players just after the start of the Ishtar Cup. The second summer tournament was too cruel and intense, but it also made the atmosphere of the scene ecstatic.

"I didn't expect that guy with green algae to do it. If that's the case - Maid Queen, I'll leave the rear to you."

"No problem, King Arthur in a maid outfit is a killer who brings coolness and death in this hot summer."

After witnessing the "European King Winning Team" destroying the "Terrifying Sixth Heaven Demon King X Team" who wanted to overtake, the "Tyrant Meteor Team" who were far ahead and kept the first place knew that they were the next target, so instead of It is better to be beaten passively than to be the first to attack.

When Nero in the swimsuit continued to serve as the driver and drove the Tyrant Meteor, the dumb king in the swimsuit turned over and stood on the racing car, holding a sniper rifle that he took out from nowhere and pointed it behind him, poised to aim.

""The Indomitable Sword of Burning Victory"-defeat them! "

The beam of light emitted from the large sniper rifle is the combined Noble Phantasm of the short sword Sequence and Excalibur owned by King Arthur, which is "only worn in decisive battles", and the power of this blow is to restrain the brilliance of "Ex-calibur". To the smallest range, it is an anti-human (vehicle) Noble Phantasm that multiplies the lethality.

Unable to guard against it, the "Duo Duo Yi Shan" was directly hit by the "Indomitable Burning Sword of Victory", but fortunately, the Enlightened One used the defensive cheat of "Bodhi Tree Enlightenment" to deflect the cluster light, but it also caused the entire Tiger Chariot to attack. Gai was blown away, and the armed forces on board the more the better were destroyed and disarmed.

"I didn't expect to be counterattacked, so don't be careless."

"What's the use of talking so much, if you don't think about it, No. 1 will be the two of them."

"Don't panic, it's just the first round of competition, we still have a chance later."

"Suddenly I feel that you are very unreliable..."

Regarding the embarrassing behavior of his teammates, Gu Dazi knew that Jue Zhe was just trying to fish for fish and didn't want to contribute, so he could get away with it as much as possible, but what he said... there was no need to fight so hard in the first round.

"Victory - at your fingertips!"

There was no opponent who could surpass him, and when Nero was about to cheer and celebrate the complete success of the first round, the Tyrant Meteor made a "click"...and turned off its fire.

"Eh!!"

"What's going on, is it malfunctioning?"

"It shouldn't be, Da Vinci checked it for us before the game."