Help! I Have Become Enlightened

Chapter 2 Opening of the Summer Tournament

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The [-]nd Summer Tournament, the Ishtar Cup re-enactment, the passionate and speedy competition kicked off!

At the starting line of the competition, all our contestants have already appeared. In addition to the six groups of contestants in the first summer tournament, there are many new groups of contestants this time.

The new combination "Greek Hunks and Weak Chickens" that debuted first, members are Hercules and Jason, and their racing car is... a modified version of the Argo.

Provided by Da Vinci Sauce as technology, the Argonaut summoned by Jason was transformed into a land ship with four large wheels. Its power was the principle of a bicycle, allowing Hercules to step on the pedals Come to power the Argonaut.

"Woooooo...my Argonaut..."

"Roar--!"

Jason, who was still sad, was slapped on the back by Uncle B's encouraging slap and fell straight down. The captain of the Argo burst into tears.

"Obviously I just want to take advantage of the summer activities to hook up with beautiful girls, why do I have to come to participate in this kind of competition!"

"Ale ale, Master Jason, come on~ I will expect you to die miserably in the competition...no, it's a big show~!"

"Woo...why are you, a wicked witch, here too!"

"What are you talking about~ Master Jason is here, so isn't it normal for Medea to be here?"

"No—I mean why are you both here!"

The Medea who appeared on the sidelines of the game auditorium, of course, is not only Medea Lily, but also our betrayal witch Medea herself, but it seems that the two Medeas, one big and one small, are in the abdomen. Hei is planning something.

"Come on——Jason, I'm looking forward to your struggling and desperate appearance, hohoho~"

"Damn female fox, I won't die!"

"Roar--!"

He patted Jason who just got up and wanted to escape, and Hercules would not let this guy slip away, because this time it was a match that required two partners.

"Woo...someone help me."

Jason, who wanted to cry without tears, felt that if he stayed here to continue the game, he might be cursed to death by Medea in the middle of the game, don't...

Regardless of Jason's useless performance at this time, our second group of "Meteor Bulldogs" will appear next. The contestants are Cu Chulainn and Arash, and our event hosts are the on-site reporter Ishtar I went to interview and inquire.

Ishtar: "As players participating in the summer tournament for the first time, do Mr. Cu Chulainn and Mr. Arash have anything to say?"

Arash: "To reach the finish line like a shooting star to win!"

Cu Chulainn: "Hey! I won't make the same mistake. I was punished by all of you in the fantasy carnival. This time I will win the championship beautifully."

Ishtar: "Oh... what about that car, where is the racing car or vehicle that participated in the competition, I didn't see it?"

Arash: "As long as I shoot people out with a bow and reach the finish line, there is no limit to this race, and a car must be required, right?"

Ishtar: "That's not true..."

Cu Chulainn: "Then we will win! I-partner, let's do a good job."

Arash: "Ah! It's time to show the strength of a real hero."

Ishtar: "Hehe——"

Looking at the two silly spore goddesses of Venus, the Summer Tournament does not have rules such as restrictions on vehicles, but if you want to use flying... a group of unlucky people have already experienced what happened in the last session .

After the appearance of "Meteor Bulldogs", the "Little Magical Girls" driving a candy cart also showed up. Illya felt very uneasy. Being watched by countless people on this occasion always felt very nervous and scared, but nursery rhymes It's cheering up:

"Don't worry, nursery rhymes are sure to win."

"Eh? Really!"

"Hmph—of course! In order to get the Holy Grail, I made a wish to conjure up a lot of candies and cakes that won't cause tooth decay. Nursery Rhyme is ready to go all out."

"But... If you don't want to get tooth decay, can't you just eat less candy and cakes every day and rinse your mouth frequently?"

"Only this nursery rhyme will never compromise!"

So the little lady stepped into this vortex of disputes without hesitation for her own dream, and she had to work harder.

After the other participating teams made their appearances one after another, the next step is our highlight, the appearance of the "European Emperor Must Win Team"!

Because the contestants are Gudazi and "Mr. Unknown Kindness", the master of Chaldea still attracts everyone's attention anyway, so under the watchful eyes of everyone, the one who appeared on the stage is... "The more the better" "!

"Wait—what kind of crap is this, why does it have a cheap imitation Shadow Border smell all over it, and who designed this bad taste!?"

It’s good to see the debut of "The More the Better", the first thing I care about is not others, but Da Vinci Lily started to get hairy, she is like a cat with fried hair, watching her beloved toy being transformed into a mess, super Angry!

"Isn't this the "Duo Duo Yi Shan" number, where did you get it? "

"Where else can it come from~ Of course it is the third strange belt."

"So that's it! I got it from Brother Zheng. Isn't this a mass-produced product that was rushed out?"

"Of course not, I specially modified it to participate in the summer competition. To put it simply, this "The More the Better" is a super powerful tiger tank with three blood vessels. "

"I hope it won't be blown up..."

Gudazi and Enlightenment were talking about the "more is better" without any barriers, but Da Vinci Lily in the audience was a little strange. She shouted to Gudazi and asked:

"What is the third Oddbelt? Didn't we just fix one Russian Oddbelt!?"

"Is it... is there such a thing?"

"Of course! Lixiang, haven't you been with us all the time? You came here after you corrected the Russian Odd Belt, not to mention the third Odd Belt, you didn't even see the second Odd Zone. What was it?"

"But I remember... It seems that the basket made by the alien star god has already been cleared?"

"Ha! Lixiang, you are sleepy and sleepy, right?"

"Hmm...not right."

Gudazi realized that something seemed to be happening, and she immediately asked the suspected culprit around her:

"What's going on, why is there a deviation between what Da Vinci said and what I remember?"

"Ah? You said this situation, isn't it quite normal?"

"Nonsense...! Explain to me, you will know what happened if you don't tell me."

"Because this Hawaiian singularity where the event is held is somewhat similar to the Seat of Heroes, there is no concept of time in the past and the future, just like spirits can exist in the past and can be summoned to the future, the Seat of Heroes is a place isolated from the flow of time , and this Hawaii itself is excluded from the normal time, a place that repeats the time of summer activities infinitely."

"I heard you say that if you stay in Hawaii all the time, wouldn't you be able to go on vacation forever!?"

"Yes, that's what it means."

"It's -- I don't want to keep my liver active, who can stand it!"

Even the bald holy monk couldn't stand the life of constant liver activity, so Gu Dazi chose to give up without thinking about it, the ghost is willing to live with liver until death.

However, it seems that the enlightened person's explanation did not answer the key point, so Gudazi asked again.

"Then why did Da Vinci deviate from my memory?"

"Hmm... It's more troublesome to explain this, how should I put it..."

Thinking about the Enlightened One who hesitated for a moment, he then used a vivid example to illustrate this situation.

"Suppose there is a novel that records the story of all of you clearing the Odd Belt. Let Da Vinci and the others read this book, and they can only see what they have experienced so far. The content behind it may be blank. It could also be the end of the story.”

"But if you read this novel, you will be able to see the story from the beginning to the end, and you will be clear from the beginning to the end, and this Hawaiian singularity is the "novel". "

"So that's how it is... I don't understand it at all!"

Sure enough, Gudazi, the enlightened person is speechless about this guy's understanding ability, but it is indeed difficult to explain this situation. Simply put, Gudazi has gradually become unconstrained by the timeline, and is about to break free from the shackles of the Xingyue world .

But for the question raised by Gu Dazi, we must think of a reasonable explanation to evade it, so the enlightened person seems to have a feeling and looks up at the sky. Our heavenly father, the pigeon, is just flying back and forth under the sun.

"Yes! Look up quickly, why is this pigeon so big?"

"Huh? Isn't it just that the distance is small and the near is big? A four-year-old child can understand this principle."

"Look carefully, why is this pigeon so big?"

"Uh......"

Opening her eyes wide and looking at the pigeons flying in the sky, she suddenly thought she was dazzled. She seemed to see that the pigeon suddenly became bigger than the whole of Hawaii, completely covering the sun... But this seems to be just a momentary illusion, and the pigeon is still so big when you look at it.

"It could be that the pigeon was just that big."

"So that's how it is...what a fart!"

She felt that she might be a gudazi who had been tricked, but the pigeon's doubts had replaced her question just now. Is this pigeon so big?Or is it that big?

So after "Schrödinger's cat", a new world problem has emerged, that is, why are pigeons so big?

In any case, after the "European Emperor Must Win Team" debut, the summer tournament is about to officially start, and our last participating team is long overdue.

Buddha: "It is said to be a two-person partnership. Can this be used for competitions? I think everyone else seems to be a racing car."

"Jesus" "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, we are not just here to experience the Hawaiian style, exercise and exercise. "

Buddha: "That's true, but it seems that the Enlightened Ones have also participated in the competition. Let's go over and say hello."

Jesus: "No problem, let's go-"Holy Amitabha"! "

The appearance of Jesus and Buddha, and then the enlightened person saw these two big men riding a tandem bicycle together and came to him in front of him.

"I'll go....Why did you two come to participate in this summer tournament?!"

"Because it's really not good to stay in the room all the time to finish the manuscript, so I listened to the advice of my heavenly father and came to experience summer activities with Jesus."

"Anyway, we don't care about winning or losing, it's just that we rarely participate in this kind of competition together, and sports are pretty good."

"Okay...but I always feel bad."

Because seeing Buddha and Jesus joining the battle, the Enlightened One had a very indescribable feeling... how should I put it.

Hmm...Probably these two big brothers may just participate in the activity with the mentality of exercising, but—the angels and disciples, and the disciples are watching! !

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Chapter 3 Summer Tournament·Racing

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"Everyone, take your places, the competition is about to begin!"