Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"you sure......"

I really can't believe the enlightened being who is just fishing for nothing, but thinking about it, that old thing has always been very safe in major matters, and the monkey has nothing to say, so it's better to clean up the bastard in front of him now.

"Then what should I do with this guy, or just beat him to death."

Pointing to a six-eared macaque that was bound into a lump and couldn't struggle to escape, and could only tremble in fear, Monkey King said in a nonchalant manner, but Sanzang directly refuted his violent speech.

"This guy hasn't done anything bad. Let's take him back for ideological and moral education."

"Isn't it a bad thing to pretend to be me and run to bluff and deceive!?"

"Okay, okay, you don't have a good reputation outside, so don't put your face on it."

"Can this be the same..."

Regardless of the muttering monkey, Sanzang said to Peng Demon King:

"This six-eared macaque seems to admire you, sister, why don't you take him with you, and it will be convenient for you to discipline him and let him run errands."

"No problem, but remember to call me brother."

Peng Mowang, who patted his chest and promised, just didn't know whether this was the eldest sister or the eldest brother. The woman's voice was manly, and he was a man of steel.

"Speaking of which, the six-eared macaque admires you so much, elder sister, what does it look like for you to become a human, let us be healthy?"

"I regard you as a brother, but you are also uneasy and kind to my brother?!"

"Provoke...I'm just curious. By the way, have you seen this six-eared macaque before?"

"Well...it should have been a long time ago."

The Peng Demon King herself doesn't remember when she saw the six-eared macaque, but for Sun Wukong's curiosity about his own appearance, the Peng Demon King showed the monkey and Sanzang without hesitation.

"No! This is what you and I look like, brother Peng, a super macho, right?"

"Ah...he's really a tough guy."

"It's so macho, I don't know what to say..."

After seeing the human appearance of Peng Demon King, Sanzang and the monkey covered their foreheads with one hand and the face with the other, so they couldn't look directly at each other.

This self-proclaimed hunk old lady turned into a humanoid demon king and turned out to be a beautiful cute creature between a girl and a loli. If you want to ask how you feel, she is the "peerless hunk" that real hunk admire .

In short, after labeling the six-eared macaque as a copper smelter, the monkey and Sanzang asked the Peng Demon King to take him away and arrest him for education and reform. I hope this guy can be a good man in the future... No, he is a good monkey.

After finishing the trivial matters, the westward journey will continue. Sanzang and others will arrive at the Wuji Kingdom next. Originally, in the plot of Journey to the West, the king of the Wuji Kingdom was impersonated by the green lion of Manjusri Bodhisattva for three years, but the green-haired lion He had been beheaded a long time ago, and even Manjusri Bodhisattva himself played GG, so there is no major disaster in Wuji Kingdom.

It's just that the Wuji country has been suffering from drought for three years. Regarding this natural disaster, the monkey went to the East China Sea to invite the Dragon King to settle the matter easily. The Wuji King is extremely grateful to Sanzang and his party.

The use of supernatural powers gave benefits. Sanzang, as a representative of the Tang Dynasty, concluded a document in the Wuji Kingdom, and informed that there were academics in the Tang Dynasty that could strengthen the country and enrich the people. Incomparable.

After finishing the matter of Wuji Kingdom, the next destination of Sanzang and his party is Chechi Kingdom, but Monkey King said at this moment:

"I just happened to pass Haoshan on my way to Chechi Country. My nephew Honghaier lives in Huoyun Cave in Kusongjian of Haoshan. Let's stop by to see him."

"Red Boy, as I recall, he seems to be the son of the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan, right?"

Although he is not familiar with Sun Wukong's sworn brothers, Sanzang also roughly knows some things about them, such as a certain red boy who rebelled and ran away from home since he was a child.

Originally, Red Boy was born in Journey to the West, Sun Wukong was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain for 200 years. When he encountered a catastrophe in his journey to the West, Hong Boy practiced in Huoyan Mountain for 300 years, and he became the real fire of Samadhi so that the monkeys could eat enough suffering.

But here, the red boy has already been born by the iron fan princess, and he was born only five or six years ago, and he is a clever prodigy with extraordinary talent. The Bull Demon King has done a few tricks.

However, there are pros and cons in everything. This child is smarter than others and learns quickly. On the contrary, he becomes a rebellious and disobedient character. What's worse is that he has grown into a brat. He ran away from home and built his own cave when he was only a few years old.

The son's disobedience is a headache. Even Princess Iron Fan can't persuade her brat to go back. The Bull Demon King has no choice but to rely on his prestige and reputation to make the gods and monsters in the human world sell some face.

To put it simply: "My son ran away from home, you have to take care of it. If you let me know who dares to bully my son, you will be torn apart!"

Although Sun Wukong hadn't met his nephew Honghaier very often, he should go and have a look if he passed by, otherwise he would be a bit incompetent as an uncle.

Sanzang and the others had no objections, so they first went to Haoshan Kusongjian, and went to Huoyun Cave to see what kind of naughty Red Boy was.

Before arriving at the Withered Pine Stream of Haoshan Mountain, before the monkey knocked on the gate of Huoyun Cave, he was stopped by the little monster guarding the gate. This red boy is not alone in coming to this place to be the king of the mountain. As a bachelor, the brat still knew how to recruit some men, so he recruited some little monsters to hang out with him.

At any rate, these little monsters were his nephew's younger brothers, so the monkey had no choice but to punch in, so he gave his name and let the little monsters go in and report the news.

As soon as he heard the title of Monkey King, and he was also the dry uncle of his own great king, the little monster guarding the gate couldn't delay, so he immediately ran in to inform the red boy, but after a while, a bear boy with red hair and a steel ring Just ran out.

"Sun Monkey, why are you looking for me!"

"It's impolite...Your father and I are sworn brothers, and you are your god-uncle."

"It's okay, it's okay, my old man will not make my mother angry once or twice. You brothers who are friends with my father are not good guys."

Ma Dan felt embarrassed when the red boy said that he was a monkey. This bull devil was despised by his own son, and even brothers like them didn't have a majestic image.

But I have nothing to do, I just stopped by to have a look, since the nephew doesn't appreciate it, so the monkey doesn't want to be sentimental and waste time, he said hello:

"Since you don't welcome my nephew, then I won't bother you any more. I just stopped by to have a look, so I can report a letter to your parents later."

"Okay, okay, Sun Monkey, hurry up..."

The word "get out" just about to blurt out was held back by the red boy. He opened his eyes wide and saw Sanzang and his party who came with the monkey. Their faces immediately changed 180 degrees, and they laughed and said:

"Please come in quickly! If you come to my nephew's cave, if you don't treat Uncle Sun well, you will be scolded by your mother later."

"???"

The monkey was full of question marks, this brat had a stroke, why did his attitude change so suddenly, but the red boy had already opened his mouth to invite, and it was hard for Sanzang and his party to refuse to leave, so they went to Huoyun Cave as guests.

But before they sat down at their seats, Houzi and Sanzang saw the red boy surrounding Bajie with all kinds of positive and courteous greetings, and instantly understood why the bear boy's attitude had changed 180 degrees.

Children are all existences that yearn for maternal love, and since ancient times, as a symbol of mothers, they are the most important part of raising offspring, and that is something that no man can refuse, Ninako!

A famous scientist once said, I don't know who: "Our universe is full of protons, neutrons, electrons, and onions."

To be troubled by nonoko, to be confused by nonoko is a nature that no man or child can escape, Honghaier has been captured by the pair of dirty things on Bajie's chest.

"Tsk... This little pervert is really worthy of being the son of the old cow, and his nature is exactly the same."

As for the cub of the Bull Demon King's family, his nephew's nasty thoughts can be seen through at a glance, but the monkey has nothing to say, bear child... let Bajie trouble the headache.

After being charmed by Nuozi who covered his eyes, Honghai resisted the desire to bury his face in it, and after Zuo Pan asked about the situation of Sanzang and his party, he sneaked up to the monkey and asked:

"I said, Uncle Sun, your team is still short, why don't you think I'll come to help?"

"Yo! You won't be your king of the mountain anymore?"

"What's the point of being a king of the mountain? You have to imitate Uncle Sun to be a great sage equal to heaven."

"You brat, you're as big as a kid, your motives are impure."

"What impure motives? I just want to be with you, Uncle Sun, um...no other meaning~!"

Seeing the red boy wrapping himself around him so shamelessly, Sun Wukong suddenly felt a little dizzy, he just stopped by to look at the brat, and ended up being stuck on by this dog skin plaster.

Because he is the son of his own brother, the Bull Demon King, neither beating nor scolding, the problem is not easy to deal with.

It's not easy to deal with nerve-wracking things, Sun Wukong simply didn't bother to think about it, he went directly to Bajie, and told the person concerned about the little devil's beating.

In the end, Bajie patted his chest to ensure that it was a trivial matter. Seeing the sow's chest trembling, the monkey asked strangely:

"Is there any good way you can get it done?"

"Small problems, look at me."

Monkey wondered, Sanzang was surprised, and then saw Bajie beckoning to Honghaier, saying:

"Come here, red boy, let my sister hug me."

"!!"

What?There are other good things!The little pervert was overjoyed when he heard that, and he was still racking his brains on how to take advantage of it, but in the end the advantage fell directly on his own head.

Hong Haier didn't think much about it right away, and ran up to the big ru in his eyes, pretending to be a good boy, stretched out his hand and said sweetly:

"Big sister, hug~!"

"Okay~ I'll hug you, sister~!"

Didn't see the black-bellied smile on the corner of a certain sow's mouth, but the red boy closed his eyes to enjoy the softness and warmth that was coming.

Then... I saw Bajie hugging the brat and pressing his head tightly between his murder weapon, um...it was the kind that he couldn't break free at all .

Originally, this was a happy and suffocating thing, but Hong Haier found out...he was really about to suffocate!

Being pinned in the middle of the murder weapon and unable to breathe, the apparently good treatment turned into a nightmare. The pain of being oppressed to the point of suffocation was unbearable. The strong desire to survive made Hong Haier struggle desperately, but he was tightly pressed into the murder weapon and buried. His hand didn't relax at all.

"Let... let..."

"What? Sister didn't hear clearly!?"

The words in Hong Hai'er's mouth could not be uttered at all, Ba Jie added more strength, and directly pressed Hong Hai'er's head to death in the center of his murder weapon, with the final blow.

The intense struggle turned into a dying struggle, and in the end Honghaier suffocated and rolled his eyes and passed out...

"I said... you won't smother him to death, will you?"

"No, at least he is the son of the Bull Demon King, how could he die so easily."

.........

In a daze, Honghaier heard the conversation between the monkey and Bajie and woke up, and the first thing he saw when he woke up was the pair of odd-footed big ruts that had blinded him just now, Honghaier was in a daze and forgot what happened just now What, then I saw Bajie open his arms and smiled at him:

"Come~ let my sister hug me."

"!!!"

The memory of the near-death surfaced in an instant, and the fear emerged from the bottom of his heart. Hong Haier made a boss posture that praised death every day, and said in horror:

"Don't come near me!!"

Skirt: 9④⑤9③1705

Chapter 9

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Journey to the West has the way of heaven, the heaven and the earth were divided into three realms at the beginning, and all living beings are transformed into Tao and shadow by their thoughts.

The Dao of Heaven, the Alaya Consciousness of Journey to the West, the restraining power of the Three Realms, the foundation for the establishment and operation of the Heavenly Court and the Underworld, are the same existence as the system program of this world.

People, gods, Buddhas, demons, and all creatures born in the world of Journey to the West are connected with the way of heaven, forming a community of destiny related to the same fate, misfortunes and blessings.