Help! I Have Become Enlightened

Later, the group wanted to go to the Wuji country, but they encountered such a strange thing on the road. As soon as Sanzang and the others arrived at Pingdingshan, two monsters ran out with a lot of little monsters and shouted angrily. :

"Good, you monkey grandson! How dare you pretend to be my old mother to lie to my brother and my brother's baby, return the baby quickly, or I will make you look good today!!"

"what?"

A monkey with a confused face, what is this about? He doesn't know who the two monsters in front of him are, so when did he lie to them about their treasures?Houzi looked like you were teasing me, and Sanzang and the others also thought it was very strange. Monkey had been with them all the way, when would he go to lie to the monster's baby when he had time? !

"Don't talk nonsense, be careful, I will sue you for defamation."

"You monkey is still pretending to be garlic, today my two brothers want you to look good!"

Not much to say, let's go straight to work... Of course, the result is also obvious. The two monsters knelt on the ground with bruised noses and swollen faces to apologize and admit their mistakes, explaining:

"Our two brothers are boys guarding the golden furnace under the Taishang Laojun's sect, Golden Horn and Silver Horn."

"Some time ago, my two brothers came to visit my old mother, but there is a year in the sky, and the time in the human world is still long. My brothers and I simply stayed in the Lotus Cave of Pingdingshan as monsters for a while, but I didn't expect Sun Wukong he came."

"In the sky, Sun Wukong is the famous Great Sage Equaling Heaven. In the human world, Sun Wukong and several big demon kings are sworn brothers. He is a god and a monster, and he will sell him some face. My brothers are no exception."

At this moment the monkey was about to say something, but Sanzang interrupted him, and waited for Jinjiao and Yinjiao to finish speaking, and then King Jinjiao continued to say without tears:

"When my two brothers went down to the realm, they brought down the five treasures of the Taishang Laojun. At that time, Monkey King was a guest in the Lotus Cave. My two brothers didn't take precautions. They showed these treasures to him. As a result, the monkey died. The old mother who became my Yalong Mountain Yalong Cave cheated three of the treasures brought by my brother."

"I think you were trying to show off, but you were scammed away."

Unhappy to dismantle the small thoughts of Jinjiaoyinjiao, Sun Wukong is still burning in his heart, whoever the blind guy dares to pretend to be him, this is too bold.

"It's not the Great Sage that you lied to us?"

"Nonsense! Is it still necessary for grandpa to lie to you if he wants any treasure? Just don't grab it. Is it possible that the two of you think that you are stronger than that Jumang from Beiju Luzhou?"

"That...it seems that my brothers have misunderstood the Great Sage."

Jinjiao and Yinjiao apologized embarrassingly. After all, Monkey King's deeds spread in the Three Realms are really not ordinary. They said that he even dared to snatch the treasure of the ancient gods, and there was really no need to deceive two fledgling melon monsters.

"Anyway, there's something wrong with this matter. Why don't I deal with these two guys who ran down to become monsters in Pingdingshan first, and you can go to Huaguoshan to ask..."

Sanzang didn't finish his sentence, but the monkey understood what she meant. Naturally, in this case, he went to ask someone who was fishing in the water curtain cave of Huaguo Mountain to ask about the situation.

"Okay, I'll go and come back."

Without any rejection, the monkey rode somersaulting clouds to and fro like the wind in the three realms, and returned to his old lair in the Huaguo Mountain of Aolai Country in a short while, and a certain enlightened person who fished every day naturally stayed in the water curtain In the cave, I really wonder if he will squat here and turn into a stone. The monkey has no lack of malicious reverie.

"Tell me what's going on, I'm busy."

"Uh... Teacher, are you busy?"

Looking at the Enlightened One who was completely yawning, the monkey couldn't see that he was busy from head to toe. This guy might not be awake and talking in his sleep.

"I've been connected to Black Soul for a few nights with my friends, do you have any questions?"

"What is online? What is black soul?"

"Don't ask if you don't understand, it's troublesome to explain."

The Enlightened One who doesn’t want to waste time and talk, of course, is because he’s lazy and wants to catch fish. At this time, it’s fine to just play haha ​​and get away with it. You have to send this monkey away quickly and continue to catch up on drowsiness .

"It's actually like this..."

Instead of continuing to gossip, the monkey relayed the encounter with the Golden Horn and Silver Horn to the Enlightened One, and suddenly a guy who was still yawning came to his senses, and he said with great interest:

"It's actually this shit. I haven't paid much attention to you recently. I didn't expect to encounter this."

"Teacher, did you just know it? I thought you already knew it?"

"Nonsense! I'm not a peeping tom. It's okay to follow you 24 hours a day."

"Tsk... Don't you usually look like a god who has already seen the secrets of the sky and predicted things like a god?"

"I really think I know everything. Isn't it normal for me to ignore one or two things occasionally?"

So deeply that he showed contempt for the monkey, the Enlightened One stopped talking nonsense with him, and said bluntly:

"The guy pretending to be you is a six-eared macaque. Because the ear thief can hear the world's affairs, so he is familiar with the things about you, the Monkey King, and it is also handy to pretend to be."

"Then where is the six-eared macaque now?"

"Don't panic, I'll take a look."

The Enlightened One went directly to Baidu on the spot, searched for information from the Dao of Heaven, and informed Monkey King of the location lock of the six-eared macaque.

"That monkey bumped into your sworn brother on Jilei Mountain...err, the sworn sister Peng Demon King."

"Now I'm using your appearance to coax and fool your eldest sister with some sweet words, in order to make her shy."

"I wipe!"

Hearing this, the monkey immediately became furious. This bastard is so bold and reckless that he dares to tarnish his image like this. He must be killed today!

Before he had time to say anything to the Enlightened One, Sun Wukong immediately rushed towards Jilei Mountain in a somersault. If he beat the six-eared macaque until he didn't even recognize him, he would change his name to Zhe Xingsun.

Moyun Cave in Jilei Mountain, the cave of the bull demon king's concubine Princess Yumian, when the old cow was drinking here with his brothers, his wife Princess Iron Fan came to him. At that time, the brothers saw that the situation was not good. Slip, I thought the bull devil would shed a layer of skin even if he didn't die that day.

In the end, for some reason, the eldest wife Princess Iron Fan and the concubine Princess Yumian got together, and the Bull Demon King was a blessing in disguise.

I don't know what kind of means this old cow used to survive from desperation, but it is always a good thing, and all the brothers are amazed.

No, Niu Demon King is currently in Luzhou, Beiju, serving as a spy for the Enlightened Ones, and when Peng Demon King came to inform the monkeys and others, he also helped his elder brother by the way, and went to Moyun Cave of Jilei Mountain to help his sister-in-law and others. The second sister-in-law reported that she was safe.

As a result, after reporting the letter, before the Demon King got up and flew to Beiju Luzhou, she saw Monkey King running over. She was wondering what happened to her brother, when she heard all kinds of nasty words of love from the monkey's mouth The words were so frightening that the Peng Demon King almost crashed and fell to the ground.

This monkey might be fake!No... 100% sure it's fake! !

Just when the Peng Demon King was wondering which guy dared to pretend to be Monkey King, he saw a certain Monkey King riding a somersault cloud and flying towards him murderously.

"Six-eared macaque, you bastard! I will die for you!!"

The Lord came to the door, how dare the six-eared macaque continue to pretend, he was frightened out of his wits, and immediately ran for his life by controlling the magic power of the somersault cloud. The somersaulting cloud taught to Monkey King is not a secret, and the six-eared macaque also learned it.

It's just that he doesn't have the guts and temper to confront Monkey King now. Seeing Monkey King's terrifying expression, the six-eared macaque ran away in fright, and the elder brother couldn't afford to provoke him to say goodbye!

The result is just like this. In the chasing scene staged in the howling wind above the clouds, Monkey King is angrily catching the six-eared macaque and chasing him.

I don’t know who will win with a real knife and a real gun, but the ability of the six-eared macaque to control somersaulting clouds is comparable to that of Monkey King. Go up, but the six-eared macaque said it couldn't get rid of it.

"If you have the guts, stop and fight grandpa for [-] rounds!"

"Then don't chase if you have the guts!"

"It's fine not to chase after me, but don't run away, you bastard!"

"Grandsons don't run away!"

"Ma Dan! Stop for grandpa!!"

...........

After a war of words, the six-eared macaque was still at large, and Sun Wukong was still chasing after him, and no one could do anything to them, until the Peng Demon King, who couldn't keep up with the pursuit, intervened.

The Peng Demon King with the title of "Huntian Great Sage" is naturally her best field of sky and speed. Compared with Somersault Cloud, the flying speed of this Demon King is not too slow. He walked in front of the six-eared macaque, and intercepted the thief monkey who was only looking behind him but not paying attention to the front.

The two somersaulting clouds were originally at the same speed. As a result, when the six-eared macaque was intercepted and slowed down for a moment, Monkey King caught up in an instant. He put the golden cudgel in his ear without saying anything, and rewarded it The six-eared macaque threw a devastating uppercut and knocked him off the somersault cloud on the spot.

This is exactly the so-called: six-eared speeding traffic police stop, busy looking behind and not looking ahead, driving irregularly, macaque tears.

"You beat him to death?"

"No, it's cheap to kill him, I haven't even vented my anger yet."

In a trance, the six-eared macaque who was knocked unconscious by Sun Wukong's punch woke up. When he woke up, he found that he was tightly bound by a rope. , the difficulty of escaping is not so high.

"You kid, you dare to pretend to be grandpa grandpa, you are crazy!"

Looking at Sun Wukong's murderous face, the six-eared macaque couldn't help but shudder. At any rate, the Peng Demon King stopped him at this time, and asked:

"I don't think you're bad at it, but why are you pretending to be my brother?"

"this......."

It was hard to say the words, and the six-eared macaque blushed and couldn't speak, but who would have expected that Monkey King would not give him face, and said bluntly:

"I must have wanted to use my identity and reputation to do some selfish things. The golden and silver horns were cheated out of the magic weapon, and it turned out to be on my head."

"Now you're using sweet words to lie to my eldest sister again, you're planning to take advantage of it, and then blame your grandpa and me, right?!"

"It's not like that!"

After hearing what the monkey said, the six-eared macaque suddenly went into a rage, and he explained angrily:

"I have always admired Peng Demon King very much, but because of my humble status, I dare not have any superfluous thoughts."

"I just think that if I am the Monkey King myself, I will have the courage to express my heart to the Peng Demon King."

It was a moment full of ambiguity and pink atmosphere, but the six-eared macaque was slapped soberly by Sun Wukong's slap on the big ear photon.

"Fart! Do you like it? You're greedy for my eldest sister's body, you're a scumbag!"

Skirt: 9④⑤9③1705

Chapter 8

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"What to do with this guy?"

After catching the six-eared macaque, the bastard pretending to be himself, Monkey King tied him up and dragged him to Sanzang, accompanied by Peng Mowang. The next step was to discuss how to deal with the six-eared macaque.

"Let him return the three treasures that were cheated from Jinjiaoyinjiao first."

"Huh? It's not like your style!"

Sanzang's words made the monkey feel a little surprised. Although the two boys who came down to earth from the Golden Horn and Silver Horn did not do anything bad, they did not do anything good either. It will be the idea and attention of benefiting one party, but it is not harming one party yet.

"I asked, this golden horn and silver horn are the cubs of an old nine-tailed fox in the Yalong Cave of Yalong Mountain. They were later favored by the Taishang Laojun and sent to the sky to guard the golden furnace. This time they went down to earth. Visiting the old mother, at the same time secretly brought the magic weapon of the Supreme Lord."

"In short, these two guys haven't done anything bad yet, and they can still be human after being educated and reformed, so I "invited" their old mother to Datang as a guest. "

"Uh...you are still stronger."

The monkey had to accept that Sanzang had directly kidnapped the golden and silver horns as thugs. Although there are many disciples of Patriarch Bodhi in the Tang Dynasty now, there are not many who can fight. A powerful magic weapon can still come in handy.

"Aren't you afraid that these two guys have other thoughts?"

"It's not a big problem, Master will help to keep an eye on it."