Help! I Have Become Enlightened

At this moment, the monkey immediately realized that he was an irresistible brother, but if he becomes an even more irresistible woman, then it's okay!

Immediately, the monkey turned his head to look at the Great Immortal Zhenyuan, and there was a big red word "Danger" in his eyes, he immediately reached a consensus with Bajie, this old man really has no good intentions.

Knowing the seriousness of the matter, then you can't continue to sit and wait like this, waiting to find a way to ruin this good old man's good deed·jpg.

But now, if he went in for no reason to stir up trouble, I'm afraid it would make Sanzang angry. After all, you still have to pay attention to etiquette when you are a guest at someone's house, so what should you do?

In this regard, the monkey looked at the third junior brother who had just joined the group, and Sha Wujing, who had been silent as a tool man, spoke up and said:

"Third Junior Brother, let me make a move, you must have a good way, right?"

Sha Wujing shook his head when he heard the words, it was rare for him to speak and replied:

"Eldest brother, don't ask me such difficult questions. I am a mediocre clumsy man who can accidentally break the glazed cup. It is really useless."

"Ah! The third junior brother really speaks golden words, what a clever plan!!"

The monkey applauded immediately, and Sha Wujing stared dumbfounded. What did he say?He didn't say anything!

But the monkey who got a good idea immediately ran to the ginseng fruit tree in Wuzhuang Temple, looked at the two Taoist boys Qingfengmingyue who were holding a golden gong and was about to knock down the ginseng fruit, and immediately made do with it and said:

"Looking at the two little masters who are short, it must be inconvenient to take ginseng. I am not good at anything, but I am very righteous. It is unjust to see the two little masters who are in trouble and do not help. I will help you!"

"and many more!!"

Before Qingfeng Mingyue could make a sound to stop it, the monkey took out the golden cudgel from his ear, which became thicker and longer in a flash, and directly poked at the ginseng fruit with the posture of stabbing the fruit with a stick. He looks like an enthusiastic person helping to break fruit, but......

"Ouch! My hand slipped!!"

The monkey accidentally slipped his hand, and the golden cudgel that was going to poke the fruit accidentally slipped away, and fell straight towards the ginseng fruit tree. This golden cudgel is Dayu's water-controlling needle, and it weighs [-] Thirty-five hundred catties, and because of the need to poke the fruit, it has become a little longer, so the weight has also doubled.

Akira~!bang bang! !

The golden cudgel fell, and by the way, the ginseng fruit tree was smashed to the ground. Seeing the ginseng fruit tree whose roots were pulled out and fell to the ground in Wuzhuang Temple, Qingfeng and Mingyue were stunned, only the monkey was still unaware , the apology explained:

"Ouch! I'm sorry, it's all my fault, Old Sun, that I was clumsy and accidentally slipped the stick."

You say you are a child!What the hell is this stick of yours that overwhelms all the ginseng fruit trees? !

Qingfeng and Mingyue didn't utter the scolding words in their hearts, but Zhenyuan Daxian who heard the movement in the Taoist temple, he and Sanzang rushed to the scene, and seeing the picture of his baby to the bottom, Zhenyuanzi's face instantly changed Pale.

"This is how the same thing!!"

Qingfeng and Mingyue didn't dare to delay the instantly violent Great Immortal Zhenyuan, and immediately reported the situation to Zhenyuanzi. In an instant, the ancestor of the Earth Immortal looked at the monkey with killing intent in his eyes. He was killing the dead monkey. My heart is broken.

"Great Immortal Zhenyuan, I'm so sorry! Old Sun, I'm clumsy and it's not helpful. How about you throw me into the oil pan and fry me to calm down?"

Although the monkey's attitude was cowardly, seeing the cheap smile on the corner of his mouth, Zhen Yuanzi became even more furious. If Nima's matter was easily forgiven, would he still lose face? !

"If I don't tear you apart today, I won't let go of my great hatred!"

There is nothing to say in the anger, Zhenyuan Daxian is like an otaku who was torn down by a relative's bear child and treasured his handiwork. Can this hatred of taking his wife just say sorry and end it?

Zhen Yuanzi wanted to use the magical powers in his sleeve, he wanted to seal the monkey into his sleeve and torture him to death, but before the monkey could react, Sanzang had already drawn his sword and blocked Zhen Yuanzi, saying coldly:

"If Immortal Zhenyuan wants to fight, then Sanzang will accompany him to the end."

"Elder Jin Chan, you—!"

"I'm Sanzang, not the golden cicada you're talking about. Don't let me say the same thing a second time."

Speaking of being merciless to this point, Immortal Zhenyuan added fuel to the fire when he heard about it, angrily said:

"Then you all will be punished together!"

It's more fun than games, more fun than figurines. After losing the ginseng fruit tree, Zhen Yuanzi is like a sad and angry otaku. No one can control his heartbroken heart, and the battle begins.

At this most critical moment, Sanzang drew out the sword of karma and judgment and the sword of Manjusri, the monkey put away the golden cudgel and showed his fist, and Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva ran out.

"Wait a minute!"

The imminent battle was dissuaded in time, and the monkey who was about to raise his fist to beat someone looked at the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva who appeared in the sky, and asked a little speechlessly:

"I said Bodhisattva, wouldn't you say that Immortal Zhenyuan is also a part of the journey westward to learn scriptures?"

"of course not."

It's not a bad script of the magic reform, but it would be too shocking for Immortal Zhenyuan to join the team of taking the Western Scripture. Guanshiyin said with a smile:

"This ginseng fruit tree will be saved, Immortal Zhenyuan doesn't need to lose his temper like this."

"Hmph! My ginseng fruit tree is the spiritual root of the earth. It hurts my vitality when it falls to the ground and its roots are cut off. Is it true that it can be revived if it is replanted in the soil?"

"Tsk... Your broken tree is too useless. I'm afraid it can't be made of ceramics? At least it's a broken willow tree that can be planted in the soil. It's worthless reputation."

"Well, you monkey, dare to say it!"

Sun Wukong, who couldn't help interrupting, made Zhenyuan Daxian even more angry. At any rate, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva came out of the siege and advised:

"There is a sacred tree in the Tang Dynasty. It is a treasure brought back by the Monkey King from Luzhou in Beiju. It is the god of the ancient wood god Jumang. It can revive and save ginseng fruit trees."

"This......"

Immortal Zhenyuan calmed down when he heard the words, he had heard of the name of the wood god Jumang, and the three worlds knew about the monkeys in Beiju Luzhou. It depends on the face of the monkey in front of you?

It seemed that he had heard the opportunity to make progress, and before the monkey could say anything to make things difficult for Immortal Zhenyuan, Sanzang gave him a hard look, and said directly:

"The sacred tree was planted in the Great Tang Palace. I have a very good acquaintance with the Emperor Tang. If Immortal Zhenyuan doesn't mind it, he can transplant the ginseng fruit tree there. The Emperor Tang will welcome him personally."

"Well... well, Wuzhuang Temple has settled down on Longevity Mountain for countless years and is very clean. It's good to go to see the changes in the world now."

But he didn't refuse. For Immortal Zhenyuan, the most precious thing is his ginseng fruit tree. Anyway, for those with great powers, it is easy to move a dojo, and the most important thing is to save the tree first.

What otaku cherish is his hand-made wife. For Daxian Zhenyuan, this ginseng fruit tree is his wife.

Skirt: 9④⑤9③1705

Chapter 6 Three Da Bone Essence

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The story about the journey to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures is nominally to learn scriptures but actually to preach, so that the people who are bewitched by Buddhism can see the reality clearly, believe in the spirit of communism, pursue reality, and create a harmonious and beautiful future.

The attitude must be correct and the stand must be correct. Our comrades who believe in the spirit of communism have always stood on the side of the working people, and all reactionaries are paper tigers.

After the members of the Journey to the West team were assembled, the group headed towards the west sky. On the way, they encountered many monsters, robbers, bandits and others. For these guys who blocked the way and looked for trouble, there was only one way for Sanzang to unify.

If there are monsters or robbers who have committed no major crimes, they will be given a harsh physical education to persuade them to be good; but those who have blood on their hands will be sent directly to hell to atone for their sins.

Along the way, I have done a lot of work of fighting for righteousness, producing demons and eliminating demons, but the tasks of my job must be completed perfectly. At present, the countries in Nanbubuzhou have basically chosen to offer their knees to Datang, no.... Yes Offer loyalty.

Because Datang, which carried out communist socialist reforms, has the help of immortals, the national strength can be said to have swept the world in the human world, and it can be seen that other countries, large and small, are frightened.

This Datang is now an extremely powerful father's country. In Daming's words, put it here: "It is the greatest honor to be a dog of Datang."

In short, Datang has an amazing reputation for its authority. There is no country in Nanbuzhou that dares to fight against it. If you use your brain a little bit, you will understand that provoking Datang is a dead end, so now it is the most honorable choice to honestly choose to surrender and be a dog.

There is no need to carry out more ideological propaganda in the local area. The development radiation of the Tang Dynasty has already mastered Nanfang Buzhou together, and the main destination of Sanzang's westward mission is Xiniu Hezhou.

This headquarters of Buddhism is a prosperous place where there are only monks except monks. It is necessary to liberate the minds of people in Hezhou, Xiniu, and let everyone know that there is no future for Buddhist monks.

Sanzang, code-named Westbound Sutra Team, made rapid progress. After recruiting their teammates, they had already arrived at the border between Xiniu Hezhou and Nanfangbuzhou, which was where Tongtian River was before.

The group of people are all people with supernatural powers, so there is no saying that the journey is difficult, but the goal of the journey still needs to be confirmed. Here, the monkey just summoned the land to come out and consult information, and said to Sanzang and the others:

"The first country at the junction of Xiniu Hezhou and Nanfangbuzhou is called Baoxiang Kingdom."

"I heard from the land that this King Baoxiang has a daughter who was taken away by monsters for a long time."

"Monster robbery?"

As soon as Bajie marveled at this sentence, Sanzang already made clear the next action arrangement.

"Go to see the king first, then beat the monsters and snatch the princess back. The Datang brave team is going!"

Not to mention how this westbound Buddhist scriptures team became a Japanese-style RPG hero fighting the devil. Anyway, before the hero fights the devil, he has to upgrade to a level and change his equipment. Didn't you go out with a full-level magic outfit to bully others?

"Don't be busy, don't be busy, I haven't finished talking yet."

Stopping Sanzang's emerging interest, Monkey waved his hand and added:

"I also heard from the Lord of the Earth that there is a Baihu Ridge not far from here, and there is a monster that eats people there. If you pass by, you should kill it and eliminate the harm for the people."

"Okay, then go to Baihu Ridge first."

Hearing this situation, of course Sanzang decided to get rid of the man-eating monster first, so Sanzang and his party did not fly directly to Baoxiang Kingdom in the fairy cloud, but went to Baihuling pretending to be ordinary tourists.

Everyone is familiar with Baihuling. Everyone knows the story of Monkey King’s Three Great Bone Demons. Here, Tang Seng was deceived by the Bone Demon into thinking that Monkey King had killed ordinary people, so he angrily chanted the magic spell and drove him away.

Sun Wukong ran back to Huaguo Mountain in a fit of anger, while Tang Seng suffered because of his misdeeds in Baoxiang Kingdom. He was kidnapped by the yellow robe of the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom and turned into a tiger and imprisoned in a cage. Zhu Bajie And Drifting is not the opponent of this yellow robe monster at all.

It wasn't until Zhu Bajie went to Huaguo Mountain to beg his elder brother that Monkey King couldn't bear Tang Seng's disaster, so he rushed back to solve the disaster.

But now.....Looking at the configuration of the westward team, not to mention Sha Wujing and Bai Longma, these two tool people, Zhu Bajie is a pure M shaker, and she listens to whatever Sanzang says, and she is completely restrained obedient post,

As for Sun Wukong, this should be a tough-tempered elder brother, but the Monkey King who would kill you with a stick when he saw you playing tricks in front of his eyes, now he can touch it and never work overtime. true biography.

The most important thing is Sanzang, the pedantic and troublesome Tang Monk who used to be nagging, but now Sanzang draws his sword and slashes people when he disagrees with her. If you monster dare to play tricks in front of her, the monkey will not react. Sanzang could chop up the monster right away.

So a group of people like this came to Baihu Ridge. Of course, the Bone Demon, who had been waiting for a long time, would not just sit back and watch the man in front of him slip away.

The White Bone Demon, also known as the Bone Lady, was originally a female corpse turned into bones on the White Tiger Ridge. By chance, she picked up the aura of heaven and earth, absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon, and transformed into a human form, learning the art of corpse transformation.

This monster's ability is not very strong, but its ability to change is quite advanced. Because it is a monster made of human corpses and bones, it is difficult for even gods to see through it when it changes into a human body. Only Monkey King's piercing eyes can see through it.

The fighting skills are not very strong, and the usual methods of harming passers-by are all conspiracies and tricks. She is good at escape and transformation. She often turns into a beautiful woman and pretends that she is an ordinary person living in Baihuling, and sends her off for passers-by. The food poisoned by corpses poisons passers-by to eat human flesh.

No, when seeing Sanzang and his party passing by Baihu Ridge, the White Bone Demon thought that there was another big meal coming, so he hurriedly transformed into a beautiful woman, holding a bamboo basket full of food, and ran forward asked:

"May I ask where the older brothers and younger sisters are going?"

Before looking for the monster, the monster came to the door by itself. Sanzang and the monkey looked at each other and reached a consensus.

"I'm going to Baoxiang Country, girl, what's the matter?"

"I am an ordinary family living in Baihuling. There is no place to live in the wilderness of Baihuling, and there is no fruit or game to satisfy our hunger. I see a few people who are working hard on the road. Some of the little girls here are fathers who want to work in the fields. If you don't dislike the food sent, you can take it to satisfy your hunger."

It's a drama of playing a kind and beautiful woman. If ordinary people don't know it, they might have been fooled and poisoned to death by now. By the way, I continued to play with her more.

Seeing the monkey's frowning face and Lei Gongzui, Sanzang suddenly turned to the white bone who was playing an ordinary woman in front of him:

"Aren't you afraid that I'm a monster? Look at this monkey's furry face, girl, do you think he's an ordinary passerby?!"

"On the contrary, Miss, you said that there are no people in the wilderness of Baihuling. Seeing passers-by like me waiting, you dare to come over. Miss, you really have a lot of guts."