Help! I Have Become Enlightened

As long as everyone has nothing to say, then the problem is not a problem. Under the negotiation and compromise, the ancient gods of Luzhou in Beiju took the lead in resisting the attention and time of the heavenly court, and the Enlightened One let Sanzang and others steal the house and occupy it. The original Buddhist forces have all been transformed into red social spiritualism that believes in communism.

Thus, the Western Paradise Learning Action Planning Team was established, and after the captain Sanzang and the main team member Monkey were ready, the recruiting team that was hanging around ushered in a new teammate.

"Brother Monkey, are you sure you're not mistaken, are the three of us the only one in the West Paradise Learning Team?"

A girl with short hair who is European-style and puffy joined the team. The woman's breasts are amazing, and her personality is bold and casual, and she looks familiar with the monkey. , arousing criticism.

Seeing that the corners of his eyes twitched, Sanzang caught the monkey and pulled him aside and asked:

"Who is this woman? You know her, your friend?!"

"Um...the one who went up and down from the heaven, it seemed to be Marshal Canopy, but he was reincarnated as a pig, and now he's cultivated into a human form."

"Why does she look familiar to you?"

"That... saved her life when we first met, so I'm familiar~~"

"Is it....."

Sanzang examined the monkey with an intriguing gaze, then walked up to the newly recruited teammate, and asked bluntly:

"Hey! Sow, what's your name?"

"........."

"........."

It was the first time he saw Sanzang with such an attitude, and it was a little too scary.

The same giant ru girl who was at a loss, in the face of Sanzang's super shaking S aura, she couldn't help but collapsed, revealing the essence of shaking M, and said in a panic:

"You can just call me an old pig!"

"What kind of bad name? Are you looking down on people, sow!"

Faced with the fluster of the giant girl in front of him, Sanzang ordered in an unquestionable tone:

"You have to have a decent name when you join our group, from now on your dharma name will be "Bajie", remember? "

"Remember...remember!"

Under the terrifying aura of Sanzang, the girl with the dharma name "Bajie" dared not have any intention of resisting. Just like a mouse is afraid of a cat, Shaking M is naturally suppressed to death when meeting Shaking S.

Regarding Sanzang's sudden change, Hou Zi felt that it was inexplicable, but at the same time, he avoided asking about it from the bottom of his heart. He felt that it would definitely be bad luck if he joined in.

Now there are three people in the westward pilgrimage team. Bajie was subdued by Sanzang when he first arrived. He did not see the magnanimity and dignity of the marshal of the canopy at all. It seems that after reincarnation as a sow, her spirit has been completely distorted and transformed. up.

According to what the Enlightenment said, the project group for studying Buddhist scriptures in the Western Paradise will add two more people, saying that there will be no sense of disobedience if there are enough five people. Both Sanzang and the monkey feel strange about this, because they think it is clearly a story of Eastward Journey. It is strange enough that the matter of the Fa is called learning Buddhist scriptures from the West.

Without further ado, under the arrangement of the Enlightened Beings, the three people who joined the team temporarily arrived at Yingshoujian in Shepan Mountain, where there was another teammate waiting to join the team.

When I first came here to the Shepan Mountain Canyon, a huge white dragon head emerged from Yingshou Stream, and it lay down on the side of the road to visit the three of them, and asked:

"Excuse me, are you a Buddhist?"

"I am, what's the matter with you?"

"Great!"

Hearing Sanzang's answer, Bailong was overjoyed. It came out of Yingshou Stream, bowed down in front of Sanzang, and begged:

"I was originally Ao Lie, the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea. I was accused of disobedience by my father for setting fire to the jewel in the palace. The Jade Emperor hung me in the air and beat me three hundred times. I was punished soon."

"Later, the Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara of the South China Sea came forward to save me from the death penalty. After enlightenment from the Bodhisattva, I was asked to go to the Yingchou Stream of Snake Pan Mountain to wait for the Buddhist scriptures going to the west."

"Master, please accept me as an apprentice, and let the apprentice escort Master to the west to obtain the scriptures!"

How should I put it... The sudden arrival of such a serious teammate in this nagging scripture learning team makes people feel extremely uncomfortable, as if a serious main plot suddenly appeared in the muddle-headed event plot, there is This kind of children's channel cuts to the sense of sight of the movie and drama channel.

This scene made people wonder what to say, but Sanzang was the captain of the Western Paradise Buddhist scriptures team after all, so she calmed down and asked:

"How can you believe that I am a Buddhist learner? What if what I say is a lie?"

"Master, don't make jokes about this disciple. Ordinary people would be scared out of their wits and kneel begging for mercy when they see this disciple. And the mountain spirits don't have the guts to dare to offend in front of the disciple."

"What you said is reasonable, but I have never heard Guanyin Bodhisattva talk about you?"

Because she heard it from the Enlightenment, Sanzang silently added this sentence in his heart, she didn't mean to make things difficult for this little white dragon, but this child seems to have gone too far. It's not serious business... well, it's the vanguard of the revolution going east to west.

In short, whether it is a misunderstanding or just such an arrangement, so many strange people have joined the Xitian Buddhist scriptures team at once, not to mention whether they can complete the task well, and everything will be fine without causing trouble.

Sanzang's worries were naturally justified, the monkey didn't bother to use his brain when doing things, anyway, he knew that a certain green algae guy must have secretly arranged the arrangements behind, so he just lay down and did the work.

And Bajie, who just joined the group, has not yet passed the assessment. I don’t know if she can become a loyal revolutionary operative. Now she has to join a little white dragon who seems unreliable. It is very troublesome in every aspect. .

As a result, without waiting for Xiaobailong to explain, another unexpected visitor came to Yingshoujian. The nectar fell, the dead trees were in spring, and the Purdue Mercy sailed. Sitting cross-legged on the lotus platform, the merciful Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva appeared in his real body.

"Sanzang, the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea was originally one of my Dharma protectors who were going to protect the Buddhist scriptures. He burned the pearl and was responsible for the crime. If I don't come forward to intercede, I will inevitably end up being executed by the heavenly court."

"That said, today is different from the past, and the matter of learning scriptures has changed a lot, so it's hard for me to make decisions."

"Now you are fully responsible for learning the scriptures. It is up to you to decide whether to accept Ao Lie or not."

Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared to speak, not to help Xiaobailong to ask for mercy, she just told Sanzang the reason truthfully, and now Sanzang was a little troubled to think.

In this way, the little white dragon has a grudge against the Heavenly Court, so it's not impossible to consider it, but it's a little too ostentatious to bring such a big white dragon by his side.

Seeing Sanzang's somewhat troublesome eyes, Xiaobailong seemed to understand something instantly. Without saying a word, he lay down on the ground in a five-body throwing posture, and then his figure quickly shrank and changed...first he turned into a white horse Besides.

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Chapter 5 This is a tree!

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Eight hundred miles of Liusha River, three thousand weak water depths, the goose feathers cannot float, and the reed flowers sink to the bottom.

Just after recovering the white dragon horse, Sanzang and his group arrived at Liushahe immediately, because there was still a person waiting to join the team.

The members of the Journey to the West team are all supernatural beings, and they don’t have to worry about traveling. After all, it’s not a formal Journey to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, and they need to walk the whole process, so it seems completely useless for Xiao Bailong to become a horse. What kind of use.

As soon as the group arrived, a man in cloth clothes, with a tight band on his head, a bead around his neck, and a crescent shovel in his hand emerged from the quicksand river. He looked like a hardworking and honest man , so that Sanzang and the monkey were a little strange.

Hmm... After all, it's not a matter of a day or two for the Enlightened One to be unreliable, and they thought it would be another weird teammate.

Before the person who got out of the quicksand river introduced himself, and before Sanzang asked her, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva suddenly appeared and explained:

"He was originally the curtain-rolling general of the Jade Emperor in Tiangong, but because he broke the glazed cup and violated the rules of heaven, he was exiled from the heaven."

"Okay, no need to say more...I understand."

Before Guanyin Bodhisattva finished speaking, Sanzang raised her hand to show that she understood everything. The teammates who joined the team emotionally were more or less at odds with Tianting. Although Bajie was sent by Tianting, this sow I am afraid that it will not be long before I will completely surrender, and it is still very real for Shaking M to meet Shaking S.

"Then Sanzang, please give him a dharma name."

"The name of the Dharma is "Wujing". If you come out of this Liusha River, then from now on you will use sand as your name, and it will be called Sha Wujing. "

The third member of the team, Sha Wujing is also the third senior brother, Sun Wukong is the senior brother, no problem, anyway, Sanzang also calls him senior brother, and the second Zhu Bajie who joined the team is of course the second senior sister. Bailong...does anyone still rank a horse?

Sha Wujing never opened his mouth to speak, he just silently obeyed the arrangement of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, and after he knelt down to Sanzang and performed the etiquette of worshiping a teacher, he was honestly at the end, completely acting like a tool man who pretended that I did not exist, which is simply strange Incomparable.

The matter of recruiting people into the gang did not delay too much. After the westbound team assembled, Sanzang and others naturally began to plan their actions immediately, and the first stop of the starter was... Wuzhuang Temple?

It doesn't mean that people from other countries should be educated to be comrades who believe in the spirit of communism. Why did they go to the Wuzhuang Temple of Zhenyuan Daxian?Sanzang didn't know, anyway, she followed the arrangement of the Enlightened One and went there.

Because it just happened to be on the way, not far from the Liusha River, there is Wuzhuang Temple in Wanshou Mountain. The famous Taoist temple of Zhenyuan Daxian, the ancestor of the earth immortal, was established here, and the most well-known of Wuzhuang Temple is That ginseng fruit tree.

It blooms in 3000 years, bears fruit in 3000 years, and it takes another 3000 years to ripen, and it takes 1 years to eat it. If a person is lucky enough to smell the fruit, he can live 360 ​​years. If he eats one, he can live 7000 years. [-] years.

The efficacy of ginseng fruit is similar to that of the heavenly queen mother's flat peach. They are extremely rare spiritual roots of heaven and earth in the world, and they are all held by famous bigwigs in the three realms.

But when he first arrived at Wuzhuang Temple, this Great Immortal Zhenyuan was waiting for Sanzang and others at the foot of Longevity Mountain, just like Little White Dragon and Sha Wujing in front of him, which was really surprising.

Great Immortal Zhenyuan is the ancestor of the Earth Immortals anyway, even the Jade Emperor in the sky has to say "please" to let Zhenyuanzi help with affairs, but Sanzang is not too famous and important if he talks more or less How could Zhen Yuanzi pay so much attention to him and go out to greet him in person.

Before Sanzang could say anything, Immortal Zhenyuan greeted him with a smile, and said happily:

"Elder Jin Chan and I are old friends. I used to go to the West to discuss the Dharma with him. It's a pity that the elder was reincarnated, and it's a joy to meet again after learning from the scriptures."

"Great Immortal Zhenyuan said too much, Sanzang is not the Elder Jin Chan who you know, Sanzang is just Sanzang."

"Haha! Buddhism and Taoism all pay attention to a predestined relationship. If you meet Sanzang today, why don't you talk about the Dharma?"

"This......"

Sanzang was in a dilemma. The old thing in front of him looked familiar when he met him, which was very embarrassing, but it was not easy to refuse to follow the enlightened being's order, so he could only agree.

"Okay then... just disturb the Great Immortal Zhenyuan."

"Very good, very good! Qingfengmingyue, go get some ginseng fruit to entertain the distinguished guests."

As the host, Zhenyuan Daxian was not stingy, and immediately asked his Taoist boy to pick ginseng fruit to entertain Sanzang and the others. You must know that this is Zhenyuanzi's treasure. Usually, when it comes to treats, he will only invite Tathagata Buddha and Tai Zang. People of the level of Shang Laojun.

Seeing the Great Immortal Zhenyuan leading the way and inviting Sanzang to the hall of Wuzhuang Temple, with a happy expression about to talk about the world, the monkey just felt uneasy, and at this time Bajie whispered in his ear:

"I see that the bad old man is very bad. He must have no good idea."

"Ok?"

Houzi felt strange, although he felt a little uncomfortable seeing this situation, but at least he knew what was important and how to measure it, but Bajie was not pressed to death by Sanzang, why did he suddenly change his temper?

"Look, we are not related to this bad old man, and he invited us to eat ginseng fruit as soon as he came here. Have you ever experienced such a good thing?"

"I have experienced it, what's the matter? When I first went to the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor invited me to eat flat peaches. Didn't you also eat your fill at the time?"

"........."

I can't go on with these words, regardless of Monkey's envious speech, Bajie looked at Zhenyuan Daxian who was chatting happily in the Taoist temple, and Sanzang who was a little embarrassed and unable to adapt, and nodded. Be sure to:

"This old man must have not followed his good intentions, otherwise he, a leader of Taoism, would run off to the west for nothing, and he must have unreasonable thoughts about Master!"

"Uh... are you thinking too much?"

"There must be nothing wrong! When I was Marshal Tianpeng, I didn't realize the inner thoughts of women. Similarly, senior brother, you must not understand the charm of Master as a woman."

"It's nothing special, is it? I grew up watching this girl, and I still remember clearly the appearance of running nose and tears back then."

Regarding the idea of ​​Sun Wukong, a straight monkey father, Bajie criticized it with righteous words:

"Brother, you haven't realized the seriousness of the matter, I ask you!"

"If the brother who knows you best becomes the woman you can't refuse, how will you react?"

"Um!?"