Help! I Have Become Enlightened

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"Ah - sneeze!"

"Is that insidious green algae bastard plotting against me again..."

Monkey King who sneezed for no reason, his indestructible immortal physique and his ability to sneeze suddenly is obviously a harbinger of bad luck, and there is only one guy who can make monkeys unlucky, so there is no need to doubt it.

"Forget it, it's urgent."

Monkey didn't bother to think about it, he flew from Tongtianhe to the territory of Tang Dynasty, and he was going to ask Sanzang for help.

The territory of the Tang Dynasty is not small, and the monkey doesn't know where Sanzang is, so how can he find him?It's actually too easy.

Find a vast and uninhabited place, throw the golden cudgel towards the ground, the monkey snaps its fingers, and the golden cudgel grows and expands until it reaches the sky, and after a while, Sanzang flies here.

"Brother, didn't you go to Xiniu Hezhou, why did you come to Datang?"

"I'm in trouble, I need your help."

"Um!?"

The monkey's words surprised Sanzang. In terms of real ability, she is certainly not as good as Monkey King, but this monkey is actually in trouble, isn't it a bad situation? !

Seeing Sanzang's astonished expression, the monkey guessed that she must have misunderstood, and immediately explained:

"I met an evil monster in Tongtian River, but that monster has been hiding under the water, and there are some ordinary people's residences nearby. monster."

"Well... Brother, you actually take care of ordinary people!?"

I didn't care about the monsters, but Sun Wukong's explanation surprised Sanzang. It's not that she doesn't know what kind of character this monkey is. It's rare for her to ask her for help because of this reason. It's like the sun comes out from the west. .

"Tsk... If you don't help, it's fine. I'll split the Tongtian River when I turn around. If the flood floods other people's houses, I won't be in the way."

"Don't....I'm just joking~~~~"

It was rare for Sanzang to be embarrassed for a while because of the monkey's words, but she didn't care about the business, so she agreed directly, but then Sanzang thought about it and asked again.

"Speaking of which, brother, what do you want me to do for you?"

"It's okay, just become what you were 12 years ago, that silly girl."

"Um......"

"What did you say, I didn't hear you just now?"

"It's just like your runny girl, what else can it be? I watched you cry so much."

He didn't realize what he said at all, as soon as Houzi said this, he instantly realized that something was wrong, and Sanzang on the side had a faint cold murderous look.

"I think it's better for you to die first!"

"Wait... let me explain..."

Eighteen changes in the female college, and the behavior of mentioning the dark history of childhood in front of a woman is for a brave man who is not afraid of death.

Skirt: 9④⑤9③1705

Chapter 7

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The Russian lore belt, this land that has been shrouded in blizzards for hundreds of years, cannot see the sun and sunlight during the day, nor the stars and moon at night. Countless monsters and a new human race named Yaga prey on this land. living.

However, today, all Yaga turned their attention to the sky in unison. The huge golden wheel was spinning on the Russian belt of rumors like the end of the day, and the faint golden light fell on the land covered by the snowstorm. On the ground, the temperature of the extremely cold climate also raised a hint of warmth.

This made Yaga, who had never felt the sun, have an urge to kneel down. Even though they now have the appearance of monsters, Yaga still has human blood flowing in their bones. When witnessing beautiful and great miracles, Heart fire still exists.

"I have to say, the green algae guy's treasure is quite high."

On the other side of the submersible vehicle, Gu Dazi looked up at the Holy King of the Sky Wheel, and commented in a serious manner, which made everyone in Chaldea speechless. They were originally planning to collect information and consider countermeasures. Everything was disrupted, and we had to see how the Gudazi, who made a big commotion, arranged his actions.

"Well... I'm going to push it over and cut down the tree. Do you have any good suggestions?"

"No...not at all..."

Gudaf waved his hand and sighed. Although Gudazi's simple and rude approach is a bit painful, it is the best way to deal with the Lost Belt. Of course, the premise is that the combat power must be sufficient.

"Then get thick hair!"

Not much nonsense, Gu Dazi directly put a heroic spirit card into his hand, and then performed an impeccable transformation action. The heroic spirit card was handsomely inserted into the heroic spirit transformation driver "decade".

"Henshin!"

""Servant Rider""

""Sakata Kintoki""

After a flash of light from the spirit child, Gudazi's clothes have changed into the bosozoku costume of Jin Toki, and the steel horse with the power of Thor, the "Golden Bear" is also materialized By Gudazi's side.

It is a "Monster Machine" with 200 million horsepower, it has a maximum speed of 2500km per hour, and it is a charge horn that can smash all obstacles on its path.

"Let's have a blast—!"

With an increasingly dangerous expression on her face, Gudazi turned over and boarded the "Golden Bear". Driven by her master, the steel horse thundered and roared, only waiting for the next moment to gallop out violently.

"I said... what are you doing..."

Startled by Gudazi's actions, Gudafu cautiously consulted, but got a vicious stare from another Tatsumaru Tatsuka, and Gudazi said in a super unhappy tone:

"Ma Dan! Let me eat lemons, but you still want me to eat dog food?"

"Uh... well."

Seeing Lilith's happy look beside him, Gu Dafu understood Gu Dazi's meaning by heart, and he said quickly:

"Then be careful, Lilith and I went to the nearby villages to find out the news."

This is a lame excuse. Gudazi is ready to rush to the enemy's base, and Gudaf is still planning to go to the periphery to investigate, which seems very embarrassing.

However, considering that in order to avoid further provoking this greatest human evil, Gu Dafu still plans to take his own Lilith to avoid the limelight, um... let's distribute dog food to a place where no one is around.

"Do you need someone to go with you?"

Holmes pointed to the rear of the "Golden Bear". The rear seat of this locomotive can accommodate one person, but it can take one more person along with it.

"Well...whatever, whoever wants to go can follow along."

"Senior, let me go with you!"

At this time, Matthew volunteered, mainly because Gu Dafu had already taken Lilith to take a step, and our school girl would not run to be a light bulb at this time, so she chose to follow another senior to do business. .

"Hoho! She really deserves to be my little eggplant, super considerate!!"

"That...Senior, please be serious..."

"Don't worry, I will "love" you well along the way. "

"........"

At this moment, Ma Xiuzhen felt that he should not have said that he would go with him at all, but his words were already out of his mouth, and he could not even think about getting out of Gudazi's thief car.

After explaining the arrangement a bit, Matthew boarded the back seat of the "Golden Bear", and when Gudazi saw that the school girl was ready, he hit the accelerator and drove forward at full speed. Howl rushed into the blizzard, leaving only a deep trace on the snow.

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Moscow has been the capital of the empire since the establishment of Russia by the Tsar, and it is the same in the Russian Lost Belt. The place where the king of the Russian Lost Belt lives is Moscow.

After the seven masters of Group A took refuge in the Alien Star God, they were placed in seven different rumored belts, among which the master of the Russian hearded belt was named Kadok Zemloops, The heroic spirit he summoned was the last princess of the empire, Anastasia.

Originally, it was Kadoc who had a small idea in his heart. He wanted to turn himself into the master of the masters of Group A and lead Russia's strange news to bring a beautiful reversal. .

However... this may be the mouth of the so-called bronze-ranked king. Kadoc is really a younger brother, and the other six people in Group A really treat him as a younger brother. The kind of brother who takes care of.

After learning that Tatsumaru Tatsuka saved the world by clearing the seven singularities, Kadock basically had this idea.

Cadoc: "What.....doesn't even have any knowledge of magic, but an ordinary person who has the aptitude to transfer spiritual particles actually eliminated seven singularities and saved the world?"

The sourness of this taste is unbelievable. Kadoc said that he would directly transform himself into lemon essence, and the first thing he would do after seeing Gudaf must be to speak eloquently and give pointers.

"First of all, I haven't saved humanity, but I read that it's quite simple in the report. Most of the sacrifices are because you are too good at it."

The typical keyboard man's thinking, I can do it myself, so it is said that Kadoc's real brother is also.

Humanity failed to save, and the alien star god and the lore belt appeared again, so our little brother Kadoc seemed to prove himself, so he volunteered to attack Chaldea in the meeting of the masters of group A, This is also the origin of the killing hunters who came to Chaldea before.

The final result... It's a bit regrettable, the princess Anastasia returned in defeat, and the report brought back by the priest Kotomine Kirei made Kadock dumbfounded, but before this little brother got out of the chaos Calm down, and the men of Chaldea come.

I saw that in this Russian lore belt, except for the fantasy tree that had just been planted and hadn’t taken root for a long time, a big golden roulette popped up in the sky, and everyone saw it, and Kadock naturally didn’t exception.

"What the hell is this..."

Questions appeared in the head of little brother Cadoc, and a person suddenly spoke beside him.

"Ah, ah, ah... that's really incredible. I didn't expect such a thing to appear. It seems that the Russian lore belt is over."

"Koyanskaya! What are you talking about?"

A female fox who is elusive, she takes pleasure in arousing people's disputes and fights, and is a beast that acts according to her inner desires. At this moment, Skaya wearing a thick cotton jacket appears beside Kadock, and the show ends with a good face expression.

"Brother Kadoc~~ I'll give you a piece of advice, there's still time to escape, there's something terrifying coming towards us."

"What do you mean by that!"

"You can guess what it means, sister, I have to escape first, otherwise it will be miserable if I get caught by the fox's tail."

The cunning fox has a strong awareness of crisis prevention. She understands that when Gu Dazi approached Moscow, she was not prepared to stay longer. It would be too long to run in front of that human villain at such a time. It would be better to run away as soon as possible. .

Koyanskaya's behavior Kadok naturally could not interfere or control, but he heard the meaning of the crisis from the words of this female fox, so he hurried to join his servant, the princess Anastasia, and immediately Find a way to formulate a countermeasure plan.

On the other side, Gudazi was driving dangerously towards Moscow. She didn't know how many monsters blocking the way she had hit and killed. The group of monsters in the Russian locomotive zone heard the roar of the locomotive not only did not dodge, but instead They were also attracted to get together, so Gu Dazi mercilessly crushed them by himself, and those who blocked the way died!

The target is the fantasy tree in the Russian lore belt. This tree is planted behind the capital Moscow, so if you want to rush to the fantasy tree, you have to pass through Moscow.

But this problem is not a problem for Gudazi, anyway, she is sprinting all the way now, in this state of being transformed into a mimetic heroic spirit Sakata Kintoki (Rider), if you really encounter any obstacles in the way, just hit the accelerator Once twisted, the Noble Phantasm "Night Wolf Death Nine·Golden Sprint" will be opened, and it will be over after a collision.

"Senior...don't...don't slow down..."

Hold Gudazi's waist tightly, even Mash, who also transformed into a mimetic heroic spirit, is afraid of not adapting at this terrible speed, mainly because when Gudazi pulls up the speed to full speed, the maximum speed is up to Who can withstand 2500km!

"What nonsense are you talking about? Of course I want to rush to the finish line in one breath!"

"But...Moscow is ahead, there should be a lot of Yaga inside, it will be very bad if you bump into them..."

The kind-hearted Matthew was worried about the safety of these Yaga in the Russian Mystery Belt, and Gudazi thought about it, and it was really not good to crush them bloodily all the way.