Help! I Have Become Enlightened

After the monkey said this, all the demon kings were silently thinking. They were not monsters related to Buddhism. The bull demon king knew people when making friends. He knew that it would be troublesome to be associated with Buddhism, so he usually avoided And far away.

"Sun Monkey, you have a background in the Heavenly Court, so it's not a big problem to do this. Brother, I can only help you with suggestions."

"At the junction of Nanfangbuzhou and Xiniuhezhou, there is a Tianhe River. There is a monster called Inspiration King. Every year, the nearby villagers are asked to sacrifice boys and girls. I have heard that this monster seems to come from the South China Sea. , should have something to do with Buddhism, right?"

"Bodhisattva....?"

Hearing what King Tamarin said, the monkey thought about it with some concern. The South China Sea is the ashram of Avalokitesvara, and Avalokitesvara is from the Buddhist and heavenly sect. There are still some difficulties.

By the way, King Tamarins and monkeys are also considered to be of the same kind. Tamarins are golden lion marmosets, a type of monkey.

I feel that this matter needs to be investigated. After the monkey is ready, he goes to Tongtianhe to scout for information, and then plans to do things. Compared with Sanzang's character of killing at the first sight, the monkey is much more tactful. After all, he has been with the Enlightened One for a long time. .

"Speaking of which, why didn't you see your eldest brother, Mrs. Yumian, in this cave today?"

Talking about the business was boring, so the Peng Demon King turned the topic around the Bull Demon King again. Seeing that the old cow was very unhappy, he snorted and said:

"Princess Yumian went to visit her father's grave."

"Haha... I just thought about it, brother, you have some impure motives."

A group of wine and meat brothers speak unscrupulously, and the talkative Peng Demon King accidentally exposed the Bull Demon King's background. He was full of wine and enthusiasm, and said happily:

"Princess Yumian is the daughter of the Long Live Fox King. After the death of the Long Live Fox King, the entire Moyun Cave family in Jilei Mountain has a great fortune, and Princess Yumian is as beautiful as a flower. Brother, you got a beauty and a family fortune by sticking to the door. .”

"My old cow has this ability, can you do it?"

It doesn't matter if brothers are bragging, but the Bull Demon King admits it freely and generously, but he didn't expect a cold and piercing voice to come out of nowhere.

"Oh——I didn't expect you to have this ability."

The voice was very familiar, and when everyone present carefully turned their heads behind them, they saw a person who should never be here at this moment, Princess Iron Fan.

"Mother... lady..."

As if seeing a ghost, the Bull Demon King yelled tremblingly, and then he set his eyes on Princess Iron Fan's hand. At this moment, he noticed that Princess Iron Fan was holding a still The struggling fox, seeing nothing else in this situation, is none other than Princess Yumian.

The wife caught Xiaosan and came to the door. At this moment, the scene was very embarrassing. The monkey who suffered from it last time was terrified, and immediately said goodbye with fists in both hands:

"Since the elder brother has something to do, the younger brother will take his leave first, and we will talk about it another day!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Monkey King ran away without looking back, and immediately the other demon kings all came to their senses, and they immediately scrambled to shout:

"Oh! I just remembered that my wife is about to give birth. My elder brother is leaving, and I'm leaving first!"

"It's going to thunder and rain soon, and I'm going home to collect my clothes!"

"I... my little wife is about to give birth to a baby monkey, so I'll take my leave too!"

"Brother, wait! I'm a monkey too, and your wife is my wife, let's go together!!"

"........."

At this moment, the nature of the friends of wine and meat was completely exposed. All the demon kings ran away, leaving only the bull demon king dumbfounded, and then everyone who had just escaped heard the roar of the tigress from Moyun Cave.

"Okay you bastard! I said where have you been these days, and you really came to find this mistress!!"

"I thought it was this vixen who seduced you, but it turned out that you bastard ran to post it?"

"If I don't pull out your cowhide today, I won't be Princess Iron Fan!"

..........

The tigress in the cave roared like thunder, and everyone outside was obedient and dared not talk. Everyone could only look at each other, and then each clasped their fists to say goodbye, and went back to their respective homes... As for the Bull Demon King, I hope he doesn't die today Just be miserable.

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Chapter 7 Tongtian River

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Tongtian River is located at the intersection of Xiniuhezhou and Nanfangbuzhou. Both sides of the river are geomantic treasures suitable for farming. Therefore, many people have established villages near Tongtian River, and gradually formed a large-scale town.

For a long time, people have lived and worked in peace and contentment by the Tongtian River. Occasionally, some small water goblins would make trouble. The villagers also invited Taoist monks to subdue them, and it was no big deal.

However, people will look for places with good geomantic omens to live, and monsters will naturally look for places to make trouble. A goldfish spirit came to Tongtianhe at some point, and he was called the "King of Inspiration". The villagers presented a pair of boys and girls.

If you don't obey the promise, the King of Inspiration will cause the Tongtian River to flood, submerging the two banks and surrounding areas.

This matter is irritating, whether the king of inspiration is a fairy or a demon, the villagers don't care, their first concern is to protect their own wealth and life and fertile land.

It was naturally impossible to ask the villagers to donate their children at the beginning. The villagers invited monks and priests according to the old method, hoping to find out the truth about the king of inspiration, but the result was uncomfortable.

This person who was not good enough at deception was directly beaten to death by the king of inspiration, but the god with real skills couldn't catch the king of inspiration. This monster simply hid in the cave in the water without showing its head.

Moreover, when the monster got into the water, it caused the Tongtian River to flood on the spot, and the flood flooded the villagers' grain fields and villages. In the end, they had to offer children to appease the anger of the king of inspiration.

It's hard... After the Tongtian River was occupied by the King of Inspiration, the villagers really live in fear, and they have to sacrifice their own children every year. Who can bear it!

However, the villagers are quite helpless when it comes to relocating and leaving here. There are not such geomantic treasures everywhere, and it will take a long time to cultivate the land from scratch. People are starving to death.

So in the end, those who couldn't stand it left here, and those who lived in silence could only stay here to be bullied and tortured by the inspiration king.

But today, the tragedy of Tongtianhe has been changed.

...........

Flying from Xiniu Hezhou, after the monkey got the news from his monster brother, he came directly to the vicinity of Tongtian River. He lowered his head and took a look at the unfathomable Tongtian River. fish.

"Go and ask what's going on..."

Necessary intelligence collection work still needs to be carried out. The monkey jumped and landed on the bank of the river, transformed itself into a fisherman's appearance, and then went to the nearby villages to inquire about news.

As soon as the monkey entered the village, he saw a farmer holding a hoe and was about to go out. He immediately greeted him:

"Brother! I just came here. I saw that the Tongtian River is vast and boundless. There are many fish and shrimps in the river. I don't see anyone fishing. Is there something wrong with this river?"

"Are you a... fisherman?"

"Yes, yes, I heard people say that Tongtian River is a place of geomantic omen, and I want to come here and ask for a life here."

The bluffer's words came out one after the other. Who did the monkey learn from and didn't bother to name them. After hearing these words, the farmer shook his head and sighed, saying:

"I advise you to leave here early. There is a king of inspiration in Tongtian River. Who knows if he is a monster or a god."

"Since the King of Inspiration came to the Tongtian River, there is no way to do fishing on the river. Anyone who dares to cast a net on the head of the King of Inspiration will definitely be killed and thrown into the river to be fed. fish."

"And the king of inspiration wants us who live nearby to donate a pair of boys and girls every year, otherwise the Tongtian River will be flooded and our land will be submerged."

"It's so..."

After asking the farmer, the monkey bid farewell and left. Then he asked other people in the village about the King of Inspiration one after another.

After inquiring about the news, the monkey basically got the general situation of the king of inspiration. The villagers didn't know where this monster came from. It's just that this monster has great powers and can call wind and rain, which is difficult for ordinary people to deal with.

Occasionally, there are gods passing by here who hear the news, and they have no way to deal with this monster. Once the king of inspiration encounters a bad situation, he will directly use the escape spell to leave a few fish scales and disappear. Lieutenant General Inspiration King is basically hopeless, the fish in the water is hard to catch, let alone this is a powerful fish demon.

Houzi thought about it carefully. It was easy for him to deal with the King of Inspiration. One move of "Yage Shenquan" could split Tongtianhe upside down, but it was not necessary.

"If this monster came from the South China Sea, it should have something to do with Guanshiyin Bodhisattva. It's better to kill him directly."

Guanshiyin Bodhisattva is a Buddhist who belongs to the sect of affinity with heaven, so he can still be regarded as a friendly army at present, and it is not appropriate to make the relationship stalemate.

But the matter of the king of inspiration was seen by the monkey, and it was impossible to ignore it, let alone other things... If Sanzang found out afterwards that Sun Wukong dared to ignore this situation, I am afraid that he would raise his sword to kill the monkey.

The most appropriate way to do it now is to ask the Enlightened One what to do. After all, the task was ordered by him, and the person who issued the task should always come up with an idea.

But... the monkey knows too much about his green algae head master, but if he goes back to ask for advice because of such a trivial matter, that guy will inevitably say something.

"Oh--you monkey is an idiot!"

Thinking of the smug expression of the green algae-headed bastard, the monkey immediately dismissed the idea of ​​going back to consult, Ma Dan... the Monkey King don't want to lose face!

The trouble is actually the same. It’s just that the king of inspiration is not easy to kill directly. He has to throw it to Guanyin Bodhisattva to see whether it is fried or deep-fried.

Speaking of this, the monkey came up with an idea. He heard that it seems that the time to present virgin boys and virgins this year is coming soon, how about...

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In the city of Chang'an, the capital of the Tang Dynasty, His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty issued a major decree recently, causing countless people to wonder what the emperor is going to do.

In the past ten years since the Emperor Tang came to power, he has managed the country in an orderly manner, developed and prospered. From now on, from the civil and military courts of the Manchu Dynasty to the people of the Li people, they are full of confidence in the Emperor Tang. It is already settled.

As for what Emperor Tang will do next, although everyone doesn't know yet, it must be something that will make the future better. This is the common opinion of everyone.

After seeing this situation, Sanzang couldn't help feeling a little bit of admiration for the Emperor Tang. He was able to unify the hearts of the people of the entire Tang Dynasty to such an extent. She will be supported by her master with such great cooperation.

Regarding the abolition of the feudal system and the gradual reform into a socialist system in the Tang Dynasty, Sanzang could not help much. Although she knew all about the theoretical knowledge, once it involved politics, she could only do it. See if you can't join.

Politics is naturally done by people who specialize in politics. The Enlightened Ones are quite aware of this. You have to let someone who knows nothing about politics play politics. Make sure that either the person’s bones are gone or the whole country will Being ruined by him, there is no third possibility.

Tang Huang and his team of civil and military officials specialize in political decision-making. Even though there may be some limitations in thinking, as long as they are completely relaxed, they must do quite well.

Therefore, in the next cooperative action, the innovation of the national policy is mainly done by the Emperor Tang and the others, and Sanzang is to let the disciples of Patriarch Bodhi cooperate with the reform work of the Tang Dynasty to implement the new social system. If the reactionaries who are overconfident want to use their arms as a car, they will just crush them.

With the help of many gods and people, the other side of the heaven is also a green light and ignores it. Of course, Tang Emperor's reform work will be very smooth. If you are in this combination of the emperor taking the lead and gods, you need someone Jump out and point and hinder work.

"Little man, do you understand the [-]th floor package of hell? You are hindering the work of building a bright future in the Three Realms. This is a felony in Purgatory right now!"

Yes, now not only the sky and the ground, but even the ground are my people, what do you scumbag reactionaries want?Do you feel impatient to live?

The Awakened Ones who started the incident followed one another. First, they gathered our forces together to act in a group, and then threw the enemy reactionary forces to the front, crushing them mercilessly, and crushing them all into powder. , Even the ashes were blown away!

The plan was proceeding in an orderly manner. While fishing and paddling, the enlightened one looked at the monkey's move about to play tricks and didn't say anything. Do something small.

"Hmm...a little subtle."

Analyzing the status quo of the three realms, the Enlightened Ones are thinking and comparing. At present, it will be in a period of peace. Of course, it is only relative to human beings.

The number one enemy of the Heavenly Court is Buddhism, so I wholeheartedly support the actions of Patriarch Bodhi and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, hoping that these two big men will take the lead in making troubles to weaken the influence of Buddhism.

But Buddhism will naturally not keep silent on this, because Maitreya Buddha, the current Buddha who has intervened in the heavenly court, cannot directly turn his face on Bodhi and Ksitigarbha. No matter what you do to be a naysayer.

The purpose of the Heavenly Court is to weaken Buddhism, but they don’t want to see the emergence of the second Buddhism, so at most they turn on the green light and don’t ask, and they will not intervene in the struggle between Buddhism, Bodhi and Ksitigarbha. Fang Dudou's loss to both sides is the best result.

Heaven is not a friend, but a strategic partner at this stage. If socialism is to be fully developed and spread throughout the three realms, Heaven will become a place sooner or later.

Therefore, there is only one plan currently planned by the Enlightened Beings. Before the Heavenly Court and Buddhism are taken seriously, quickly cultivate the soil of socialism to maturity. Once the system is perfected, it will explode like crazy.

Before no one sees hope, the tide of red lotus cannot bloom, but as long as there is a spark of fire, the frenzy of red lotus can sweep the entire Three Realms.

"Then the next step is Beiju Luzhou."

The Enlightened One focused his attention on the Shenzhou where the monsters of the three realms gathered and lived, and then he had to find a way to lure the monkey to Luzhou, Beiju, to help him with errands.