Help! I Have Become Enlightened

However, the current dynasty is not the "Tang Dynasty", which saves the Enlightened Ones a lot of worry. Otherwise, the "Tang King" Li Shimin would appear in advance after hundreds of years. Wouldn't Journey to the West be so chaotic? look like.

It is still acceptable for the monkey to go out of the mountain to learn his teacher and Jin Chanzi to be relegated to the mortal world. When the Enlightened One was thinking about the possible changes in the world of Journey to the West, he also found Jin Chanzi's reincarnation.

In an instant... I was shocked at this moment!

"I can't make a mistake by pinching my fingers, right?"

Questioning the picture he saw, the enlightened person once again "pinched his fingers" again, and the facts are unmistakable. Is the golden cicada in front of him really the ****?

"Damn it! The mouths of the bosses are so open, how can you be sure that you can make a few casual jokes?"

What the Enlightened One saw in front of him, the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi he was looking for this time was the little beggar in front of him... Well, to be precise, it should be a little girl.

Suppressing his insane mood, the Enlightened One first reviewed his memory carefully. Before that, he and the bosses were chatting in the chat group, saying that he taught Xuanzang Sanzang to be an eminent monk in the "Buddha Sword Separation" style, and then He also said that simply let Sanzang become like Xingyue World, from a Sanzang master to a Sanzang relative.

Originally, I just talked about the situation casually, but this is actually breastfeeding! ?

The enlightened person was shocked. He "calculated" that the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi was an abandoned baby, raised by an old beggar who begged and wandered, and the old beggar had just passed away from a serious illness recently. Chanzi's reincarnation became a little beggar alone.

If the original destiny develops according to the original destiny, the little beggar will soon meet the "Honor Kasyapa" who came out of the mountain for alms. That's right... the old monk who came out of Jinshan Temple to alms for alms is not an ordinary monk. It is Mahakasyapa, the most trusted disciple of Buddha Tathagata.

Because of the relationship between "destiny and cause and effect", the Enlightened One is very aware of this situation. Although he doesn't know why Jin Chanzi was demoted to the mortal world in advance, he is very clear about the arrangement that the Buddha made for "Honor Kasyapa". It is to introduce Jin Chanzi's tenth reincarnation into Buddhism and educate him to become a Buddhist scripture learner.

Do you really think that Tathagata Buddha did nothing after demoting Jin Chanzi to the mortal world?If this is said, the devil will believe it. If he doesn't make good arrangements for the matter of going west to learn Buddhist scriptures, what if the reincarnation of the golden cicada goes to practice Taoism and study Confucianism? .

As the most trusted disciple of the Tathagata Buddha, Venerable Kasyapa was of course entrusted with a very important task. The work of cultivating Buddhist scriptures was entrusted to him. In every life after Jin Chanzi's reincarnation, he will be in the right time. He met the monk who adopted him, that is, Venerable Kassapa.

But now that the Enlightened One has arrived one step ahead of schedule, there will be no future work for "Honor Kasyapa", and he will definitely abduct Jin Chanzi's reincarnation.

Looking at the dirty little beggar squatting in a ball on the corner of the street, Jue Zhe smiled self-deprecatingly:

"Does this count as me cutting my own beard?"

Now that the Enlightened One is holding the post of Buddha, there seems to be nothing wrong with saying this, of course... the future "Sanzang relatives" must still be taught by themselves.

The next step is to carry out righteous abduction... No, it's the work of adoption, ahem...

Another glance at the poor little beggar girl who was still begging on the street, Jue Zhe first went to the steamed stuffed bun shop to buy some steamed buns, then walked up to the little beggar silently, and put the packed buns in his hand Handed it to her.

"Want to eat?"

"For...for me...?"

Obviously a little unbelievable, after swallowing, the little beggar girl asked in fear.

"Of course it's for you."

The enlightened man with a kind smile on his face didn't care about the dirtiness of the street, he just sat down beside the little beggar girl, stuffed the steamed buns in her hand, and said:

"Just take it as compensation for being in the class of your incompetent master, an incompetent guy like me."

"Well......."

Although she didn't understand what the Enlightened One was saying, the little beggar girl felt the kindness and stuffed the buns into her mouth. She had been hungry for a long time.

"Cough cough!!"

The little girl gobbled it up obviously because she was anxious to eat and choked. Taking advantage of her not paying attention, the awakener conjured up a bowl of clear water and handed it to the little girl.

"Eat slowly, don't rush."

"Thank you...thank you, kind gentleman!"

A little beggar girl without much culture, she can only say thank you like the old beggar who has passed away. Disciple... and the Buddhist scriptures of the previous ninth life all died on the way, just laying the groundwork for the tenth "Tang Monk".

After reincarnation, will Jin Chanzi still be the same person?The Enlightened One is not very interested in understanding it, but in his opinion, this kind of tool-man-style reincarnation is simply ridiculous. Everyone should live as themselves in every life, instead of being reduced to a tool for others to achieve their goals.

Although it is true that some things cannot be controlled by others, as a disciple of the Tathagata Buddha, Jin Chanzi is destined to have such an experience...but at least respect people a little bit.

"Ugh......"

The Enlightened One sighed helplessly. It is normal to have a heart of compassion for those who have suffered poorly.

After waiting for the little beggar girl to eat all the buns and steamed buns to fill her stomach, the Enlightened One asked.

"Little girl, what's your name?"

"My lord, I don't have a name..."

"Uh... No one gave you a name?"

"Grandpa is illiterate, so he usually calls me a girl."

The "grandfather" that the little beggar girl said was the old beggar who adopted her as an abandoned baby. However, after the old beggar worked so hard to bring her up, he also died of a serious illness not long ago. After all, beggars have no money to see a doctor. …

"Usually, no one would care about the beggar's name. Do you have any orders, sir?"

"Order? Since this is the case... Well, let me give you a name first."

The Awakened who thought about it a little, looked at the little beggar girl whose eyes were wide open in surprise, because she was indeed dirty and shabby, and she didn't look very pleasing, so it was rare for someone to get close to her like this, which made her The little girl was surprised.

"In short, let's choose a nickname first, um... let's call it "Jiang Liu'er", yes! "

I don't care if this little girl was picked up by someone drifting down the river. The Jue Zhe gave her a nickname that is completely fine. Anyway, she is essentially the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi. There is no problem at all. nothing.

"Jiang Liu'er...is this the name you gave me, my lord?!"

"Don't call me nobleman, you have to call me "Master" from now on. "

"Master...?"

"Correct!"

Faced with the little girl's astonishment and bewilderment, Jue Zhe announced unilaterally:

"From today, Jiang Liuer, you are my apprentice."

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Chapter 9

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"Life is not easy, touch the fish and sigh"

Jue Zhe just decided to adopt this little girl as an apprentice on a whim, but he didn't expect that there were many problems with this girl's movies.

"Master, will my name be Jiang Liu'er from now on?"

"Master, why did you accept me as an apprentice?"

"Master, what is your name?"

.........

Because the enlightened one had been in contact with the little girl for a while, and the girl got acquainted with the master who had just adopted him, and a lot of questions just popped out of his mouth, which made the enlightened one unable to stop.

Ask questions, just ask, who can stand up to all these questions, this is simply to make people become irritable in an instant from a calm state, no wonder many people don't like little ghosts these days, they talk too much Who can stand it.

However, maybe this is because this little girl is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, this is the famous "Tang Monk", a strong man who can make demons and ghosts say that they want to commit suicide just by preaching.

Sure enough, it should be said that no matter which world the "Tripitaka" is long-winded enough, it seems that preaching has become an inherent characteristic of Master Xuanzang, and you can get a glimpse of it just from the little girl's long-winded talent.

"I have to find a way to educate this child to be a taciturn person. Why are you talking so much nonsense? Wouldn't it be nice to just be an iceberg beauty in the future?"

The Enlightened One, who has made up his mind, originally joked to the big bosses that he was just joking about cultivating Sanzang into disciples who are like the "Buddhist Swords", but now it seems that this is really necessary.

In the future, if you don’t talk so much nonsense with others, if it’s meaningless, it’s better to just draw your sword and start doing it. Buddhist disciples need to be more direct these days, and there’s no need to talk nonsense if you can solve it violently.

Thinking of the enlightened beings here, they couldn't help but agree with the Buddha. This big brother is indeed worthy of being an ancestor of Buddhism. He has already had the foresight to train his disciples to become the number one violent elements in adversity. It is simple and easy to highlight one word, do it! ——Do it if you don’t accept it! !

The more enlightened people think about it, the more they feel that it is necessary to correct the ethos of Buddhism. For monks, it is necessary to highlight a detached style. Don't talk so much nonsense in the future, let the other side be overthrown first Now let’s talk slowly, there’s nothing wrong with convincing people with reason (power).

After thinking so much for a moment, the Enlightened One was a little bit wandering, until the little girl yelled at him a few times before bringing the Enlightened One's attention back.

"Jiang Liuer, my teacher's name is "Bi Bo Luo", of course you can call me Master. "

"Master, why did you accept me as an apprentice?"

The same question was asked by Jiang Liu'er again, because she met the Enlightened One in a daze, and was accepted as an apprentice without knowing why, which made Jiang Liu'er scratch her head and couldn't figure it out.

But the enlightened person didn't answer her, just flicked the little girl and let Jiang Liu'er cover her head and shut up.

"Why do you ask so many questions? I just wanted to take in an apprentice, so I picked you up. Is there any problem?"

"No....."

The little girl who shut her mouth obediently didn't ask any more questions, but the enlightened one looked around the market, and took the little girl directly to a cloth shop to buy a new set of clothes, no matter whether they fit or not, at least it was better than the beggar The clothes look much better.

Of course, the new clothes were not directly put on by the little girl, and Jue Zhe took Jiang Liu'er to the bathhouse again. This kind of place for people to bathe has existed no matter in ancient or modern times. The little girl went to wash and change clothes, and Jue Zhe sat outside, chatting with the owner of the bathhouse.

"Big brother, why did you pick up a little beggar?"

The little girl and the old beggar used to beg on the street, and the owner of the bathhouse knew her, so after Jue Zhe came here with Jiang Liuer, the owner asked questions in his spare time.

"It's pitiful for this little girl to be a beggar at such a young age. I have some academics and wanted to find a disciple to teach. It was a fate to meet this girl on this street, so I adopted her."

Hearing the words of Jue Zhe, the owner of the bathhouse immediately stood in awe, clasped his fists and saluted:

"Big Brother... No, Mr. is admirable for his kindness. Although I have often seen this girl and the old man give them some small money and meals, it is a pity that the old beggar died of illness not long ago.

"I originally thought that this little girl would have a hard time in the future, but everyone on this street is not a wealthy family, and the family can't afford to have more mouths to eat."

"It is really a blessing that that girl has cultivated in her previous life to have a noble person like you appear now, sir."

After hearing these words, the Enlightened One shook his head, sighed and said:

"This is not a blessing from the previous life. If she is really blessed, she won't be like this. It's better to say that I owe her a debt from the previous life, and I have to pay it back in this life."

"Look at what you said, sir, if a nobleman like you hadn't appeared, this girl would not know how to live in the future."

"Maybe someone else will adopt this girl. I'm not the only kind person in this world."

"Sir, you are joking. It is not unacceptable to say that my neighbors and I have an extra mouth to eat, but this girl is not related to us, and everyone is unwilling to adopt it. You say that there will be good-hearted people in this world for no reason. adopted a beggar."

After chatting for a while, the enlightened one found that the owner of the bathhouse is a good person, who does small acts of kindness every day, but he never does great acts of kindness that harm himself and benefit others. This is very in line with normal ordinary people The way of thinking, in the case of compassion, to help the poor within the scope of his ability, is indeed a kind-hearted person.

People are not sages and sages, so no one has faults. Besides, sages also have faults, but to be human is just like the owner of this bathhouse. Don't do good because it is small, and don't do evil because it is small.

After chatting with the owner of the bathhouse for a while, Jiang Liuer, who was taken in by the maid to wash and change into new clothes, came out. This time, he was no longer that dirty little beggar, but She is a juicy little girl, just by looking at her childish face, one can tell what kind of beauty this child will have when she grows up.

"Oh, what a loss!"

After seeing the juicy little girl, the owner of the bathhouse patted the front desk with some regret, and said enviously: