Help! I Have Become Enlightened

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, so he directly logged on to the chat group on the Buddhist network and asked the bosses.

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"Enlightened One": "Crooked! Is there a boss here?"

"Father": "Hoo?"

"Enlightened One": "Heavenly Father...I can't understand the pigeon language of your old man. Are there any other big brothers?"

"Buddha": "What is it?"

"Enlightened One": "Big brother, do you know where the Buddha of Journey to the West went?"

"Buddha": "I don't know, ask the devil."

"Buddha": "Could it be that you are on vacation?"

"Enlightened One": "Not every Buddha has a boss like you who is so leisurely and easy to cut..."

"Jesus": "What's wrong with the Enlightened One, suddenly came out and asked?"

After Jesus came out and got to the point, the Enlightened One told the big brothers what he learned from his experience in Journey to the West, and everyone became a little silent all of a sudden.

"The Enlightened One": "I'll go.....Big Brothers, speak up, it's scary to keep silent!"

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "What's wrong?"

"Enlightened One": "Brother, you came just in time, tell me some news!"

It just so happened that the Buddha Jiangmo appeared at a good time, and the Enlightened One took the opportunity to ask the elder Buddha about the situation of Journey to the West. After he uttered the questions he cared about, the Buddha Jiangmo fell silent.

"Enlightened One": "Brother, you are talking... I am under a lot of pressure if you don't say a word..."

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "Do you want to listen to the truth or lies?"

"Enlightened One": "I must listen to the truth, but what is a lie?"

"Buddha Conquering Demons": "The Buddha of Journey to the West is on vacation and won't be back for a while."

"Enlightened One": "The truth..."

"Buddha Conquering Demons": "The Buddha of Journey to the West has died and will never come back."

"Enlightened One": "Huh!?"

These words are a little irritating... no, they are quite frankly irritating!The enlightened person's brain shut down for a while, and after a while, he quietly asked:

"Brother, you didn't fool me, did you?"

"Buddha Conquering Demons": "Believe it or not, you will fall down if you don't believe it."

This is no longer a question of belief or not. The amount of information in the words of the Jiangmo Buddha elder brother is horrifying. Did you cheat?

Thinking of the silent reaction of the other bigwigs just now, it seems that they already knew it. Obviously, I was kept in the dark by everyone. The Enlightened One should be angry...but He didn't know whether to be angry or not, this matter was too weird.

"Enlightened One": "Brother...you can tell me the truth now."

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "I didn't expect to be able to hide it for how long. In fact, the reason why you went to the world of Journey to the West to take over is because the Buddha in that world has already died, and someone must go to take over."

"Enlightened One": "So... it's me?"

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "Who makes you just free, and whoever will replace you if you are not allowed to take over."

"Enlightened One": "But...why didn't you tell me the truth in advance?"

"Conquering the Devil Buddha": "If you want to let the Buddha who knows the world of Journey to the West die, do you still dare to go?"

"Enlightened One": "Don't dare..."

If you dare to go there, there will be ghosts. Putting your own life and safety on the job, a fool would not do such a thing, and even the enlightened ones want to run away now.

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "In short, you have inherited the "Destiny and Karma". Now you are the orthodox Buddha of Journey to the West. "

"Enlightened One": "Is it too late for me to call the police..."

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "The moon police can't save you, honestly finish the top job of Journey to the West."

The matter is already doomed, and the Enlightened One will not continue to resist. This time, he is very serious and serious about asking the subduing demon Buddha.

"Enlightened One": "The Buddha who traveled to the West, why did he die?"

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "I have no way to tell you the answer now. I can only remind you that the reason for the Buddha's demise lies in the Three Realms of Journey to the West, and you need to discover it yourself."

This kind of behavior that he knew he didn't tell you made the Enlightened One's teeth itch with hatred, but he really had nothing to do, so he could only cautiously say:

"That... I won't be in any danger, right?"

The Buddhas in the Journey to the West are all gone. The super boss who is truly immortal and the world has the same life, died quietly?This made the Enlightened One panic and worry about whether he would also overturn the car and suffer the same fate.

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "Don't worry, you are not in danger, otherwise why would I let you go."

"Enlightened One": "Why do you say that...I feel more dangerous, or else you should do it yourself, bro."

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "What are you thinking, now you are the Buddha recognized by Journey to the West, can others recognize me if I go?"

"Enlightened One": "I have a stomachache right now, and I don't know how to express it."

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "It's good to smile, just smile with flowers."

"Enlightened One": "Oh..."

I didn't bother to continue talking, the Enlightened One knew the question he wanted to ask, but the answer made me feel cold, and the situation was completely beyond expectations.

The Buddha of Journey to the West, the famous Tathagata Buddha, what is the reason for his death...

As for whether what the Conquering Demon Buddha said is true, the Enlightened One chooses to believe it... because you said that the Tathagata Buddha disappeared without a trace, which is too strange. Everything seems to be understandable.

It's just...the Tathagata Buddha has passed away, what is going on?

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There are many doubts.... The Enlightened One has been thinking for a long time and can't figure out the general idea of ​​this matter. Now that he knows too few clues, he has to learn more about things before he can judge the result.

This weird situation is horrifying. The fact that the Tathagata Buddha has died has made the enlightened people more vigilant. No wonder the Buddha Conquering Demons said that you can go to the world of the Westward Journey and let yourself toss about it. The feeling is that the Tathagata Buddha has already received the lunch. From temporary workers to full-time employees?

But in this way, it is not suitable to continue fishing aimlessly. It is necessary for the Enlightened One to investigate the reason why the Tathagata Buddha of Journey to the West has died. Everyone has received a lunch box, which makes people quite concerned.

"The monkey will look for him in a few days. Now I have to meet the reincarnated Jin Chanzi."

The Enlightened One who immediately made up his mind, there are only two clues about the death of the Tathagata Buddha. One is that the monkey came out of the mountain to worship the teacher in advance and the golden cicada was demoted to the mortal world; .

Not much to say about Journey to the West, Buddha Conquering Demons is the most important shady person, the "destiny and karma" that the Enlightened One inherited from Journey to the West Buddha was given by this old man. It is very possible to be killed, the enlightened one maliciously speculates.

But everything has to be proved. Now the enlightened ones know too little information to make a judgment. Who knows if the Tathagata Buddha may have committed suicide by eating too much and playing. What is so strange in the world these days? There are quite a lot of strange things, and the enlightened ones are no strangers to them.

"That's it, go find the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi first, and see if you can get clues from Master Xuanzang in this world."

For the Enlightened Ones who have planned their itinerary, before this journey to the west begins, earth-shaking changes have already taken place.

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Chapter 8 Jiang Liuer

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"Um......."

The Enlightened One frowned and was thinking, he was a little confused now, because a rather embarrassing situation appeared... how should I put it.

After leaving Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan, the Enlightened One did not go back to find the monkey, but took advantage of this time to find the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi.

After hearing the news that the Tathagata Buddha of Journey to the West has passed away, the Enlightened One is more careful. His top class Buddha has somehow changed from a temporary worker to a full-time employee.

According to what Buddha Conquering Demons said, the Buddha of Journey to the West is now considered an enlightened being. Inheriting the "destiny and cause and effect" of the Tathagata Buddha is equivalent to changing the Buddha's ID card to his own. The enlightened person is properly appointed. put on an identity.

For this situation, Jue Mou expressed his dissatisfaction. He didn't want to be blamed for such an inexplicable situation. Moreover, the Tathagata Buddha has quietly disappeared. Isn't it very dangerous for him to be the top Buddha now?

But the boss kept saying "It's okay", "You can do it", "You will definitely win the next game"... Among the many words of comfort and motivation, although it seems that a strange sentence has been mixed in, but All the masters are optimistic about the Enlightened One’s replacement mission.

I don't know if it's another case of the big boss maliciously tricking himself, but the class of the Buddha has already reached the top, and it's too late for the enlightened one to say slip now.

The door of the car has been welded tightly, so don't even think about escaping when you get in the car...

For this kind of situation that makes people want to cry, the enlightened one has to be cautious, who knows if there will be any pitfalls waiting for him.

So now, the first task is to investigate the truth of the reason for the demise of the Tathagata Buddha, and the clues that the Enlightened Ones have so far, apart from the monkey coming out of the mountain to worship the teacher in advance, is that the golden cicada has been demoted to the mortal world and re-cultivated as a human being.

Among the Tang monks in Journey to the West, Xuanzang Sanzang can be said to be the most important figure in his journey to the west besides Monkey King. He went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures and returned to the Tang Dynasty, which resulted in the revival of Buddhism.

Without the existence of Master Xuanzang, Buddhism would not have flourished in China.

After learning that Jin Chanzi and Sun Wukong had the same situation, one was to go out of the mountain to learn art from a teacher in advance, and the other was to be relegated to the mortal world to re-cultivate as a human being in advance, the Enlightened One would naturally not let go of this important clue information.

Monkey didn't find much for the time being, but Jin Chanzi might find some clues to the Buddha's demise, so act immediately if you have a guess.

I have to say that Journey to the West's "pinch your fingers and count" is really easy to use. You can know the future and present life with just one calculation. The Enlightened One has also passed the addiction of being a boss.

It is very easy to calculate where Jin Chanzi is after his reincarnation. The enlightened person feels as if he went to "Baidu search" and "calculated with his fingers" so-and-so... Then the way of heaven will put this person's specific The information was given back to you, and the information was true and no lie.

But, it’s okay to cheat. Great supernatural beings can cover up and falsify their own information by deceiving the secrets. Of course, if you want to calculate and speculate on the information of the deceivers, you need a master with stronger magical powers to do it. .

In addition to its own strength, the profundity of practicing Taoism is also like various high and low authorities for Tiandao. The boss with strong mana has higher authority, and can "pinch out" the information of those with low authority from Tiandao at will. Deceived by heavenly secrets, except for those with higher authority than oneself, there is no way to calculate it.

Jin Chanzi's own secrets are in the situation of being deceived by the Tathagata Buddha. This Buddhist disciple who was relegated to the mortal world took a special reincarnation passage, and no information can be found in the underworld. , unless it is deduced by someone stronger than the Buddha, otherwise it is impossible to know who Jin Chanzi's reincarnation is?

I don’t know why the Tathagata Buddha would cover up the secrets and reincarnation of the golden cicada, but because the Enlightened One inherited the Buddha’s "destiny and cause and effect", after obtaining the authority of the Tathagata Buddha himself, he found it very easily Where is the golden cicada.

Nanfangbuzhou, the most prosperous and prosperous continent of the human race, is a place controlled by the human dynasty and empire. Demons and ghosts are extremely rare, and even gods, Buddhas and immortals are rarely seen. It's a lie, because it's so rare.

Stable and peaceful is the best description of Nanfang Buzhou. Compared with the situation where the other three continents often live in dire straits, it is indeed thriving under the Confucian assisted dynasty to govern the people of Liming.

Sometimes, it has to be admitted that in this feudal world, compared to Taoism and Buddhism, which are two religions that involve becoming immortals and cultivating Buddhism, only Confucianism can bring true meaning to the people. some benefits.

Perhaps in the eyes of modern people, Confucianism is a pedantic and foolish sect, but advanced ideas often emerged in combination with the social development at that time. For the ancients, Confucianism was already a very advanced and practical school.

"It doesn't matter whether a black cat or a white cat catches mice is a good cat." This sentence is also applicable in the feudal dynasty of the human race. who?Do people from Buddhism and Taoism teach you how to cultivate Buddha and become immortal? !

Unless everyone can become a fairy and no longer feel melancholy about birth, old age, sickness and death, the dominant school in this world will always be based on "human beings".

Controversy among the three religions can be seen everywhere. Even though Nanfang Buzhou is crushed by the Confucianism sect assisting the human dynasty, Buddhism and Taoism will inevitably take root here. Taoist temples are also repaired everywhere, and people who pray to God and worship Buddha There are also many believers.

Wherever you go these days, there will inevitably be people who are dissatisfied with the status quo of their lives and hope that their ideas can be realized in gods and Buddhas. Otherwise, how can those Taoist temples that are so rich that they can be built.

The Enlightened One came to Nanbubuzhou, saw the scene of the dispute between Buddhism and Taoism, and did not comment on it, and was not interested in the dynasty assisted by Confucianism. This is not the earth, and even the world is floating in the void. On the mainland, the historical process is at best similar but not completely consistent.