Help! I Have Become Enlightened

The future is unpredictable, but...after the Enlightened One taught the monkeys these things, will the future direction of the world really become the light of communism shining on the whole world?

The Enlightened One thought about it and even lifted his spirits. This kind of thinking seems to be quite good. Anyway, the Taoism and Buddhism of Journey to the West are not good things.

Confucianism seems to be useful, but this is for the imperial court in feudal society. If you want to say which is better for the future of the human world, it must be the "communist" ideology leading everyone to prosperity and peace. There is nothing wrong with it!

That's it!

The Enlightened One was just acting out of interest, but now he is really determined to train this monkey to be the successor of communism. As the protagonist of Journey to the West, this monkey is ashamed of the people of Liming if he does not do something big. .

"Monkey~~~ Teacher has something to tell you."

"What's wrong...teacher..."

Hearing the too gentle call of the Enlightened One, the monkey couldn't help but feel terrified. He subconsciously felt that something was wrong, but he still faced himself, the green algae teacher.

"I still have a lot of great skills here, do you want to learn?"

"Learn! Of course you have to learn!!"

As soon as he heard that it was a good thing, the monkey replied immediately in great surprise, but the smile on the face of the Enlightened One became even brighter.

"It's a good thing if you want to learn more skills, but you also need to read more books. If you want to learn other skills in the future, you have to pass the exam assigned by the teacher~!"

"Examination...what the hell? It doesn't matter, as long as the teacher is willing to teach me great skills, I am not afraid of any difficulties!"

A monkey who is not afraid of swords and mountains of fire, even dared to venture into the [-]th floor of hell, he thought that as long as he could learn the real skills, it would be fine, but he didn't know the conspiracy of a certain green algae, and the thing that would accompany him in the future would probably be... ... something like "Three-Year College Entrance Exam and Five-Year Simulation", just thinking about it makes people creepy.

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The enlightened ones who are not online are still fooling the monkeys, and the bosses in the group have witnessed all this, and they are eating melons happily.

"Buddha": "Let me just say, it must be fun for enlightened beings to travel to the west, this melon is really interesting!"

"Jesus": "Oh my god! I can already think of the future, the Communist God of War Sun Wukong, this is simply too exciting!"

"Buddha": "It's really inappropriate, it's missing something, I suggest that in the future, the Tripitaka masters should also reform together, otherwise the style of painting will not match."

"Heavenly Father": "Cuckoo~~~Cuckoo~~~~"

"Jesus": "Heavenly Father said, how about letting the Enlightened Ones teach the Tripitaka as "The Buddha's Sword Parting"? "

"Buddha": "Excellent! "Killing is to protect life, killing karma is not killing people", this style of painting instantly made me look forward to it. "

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "All of you have put forward some bad ideas. In my opinion, Jin Chanzi should be reincarnated as a female monk, and then the much-anticipated Xuanzang Tripitaka will be born!"

"Buddha": "In the final analysis, you just envy the Enlightened One to have a female Tripitaka as an apprentice, right?"

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "I'm just envious, what's wrong!"

"Buddha": "In my opinion, the setting of female Sanzang is too common and unremarkable, and some characteristics need to be added, such as the female Sanzang who "kills life to protect life, kills karma instead of killing people" how? "

"Enlightened One": "Fuck! The picture is so beautiful, I can't even imagine it!!"

"Jesus": "Huh? When did you come, Enlightened One?!"

"The Enlightened One": "Just when you were talking about Sanzang, I would like to express my strong condemnation...such an interesting thing, you didn't call me earlier!"

"Jesus": "Well... the enlightened ones have also learned to be bad."

"Buddha": "It's over, the last Buddha with a conscience in the group has also been dyed black, and I suddenly feel a little sad."

"Enlightened One": "Conscience? Isn't that kind of thing gone by the time the great hero blew himself up?"

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "Since that's the case, it's a good time for you to come, little brother. Let's have a good discussion together!"

"Buddha": "Very good, very good, I have a lot of words to discuss with you."

..............

In this way, it seemed that after the monkey was fooled, a certain innocent Sanzang master would also be entrapped.

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Chapter 6 Underground Party Members

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There were rumors that Phoenix had peacocks and rocs, and peacocks liked to eat people.

Once, when the Tathagata was cultivating into a golden body in the snow mountain, the peacock swallowed him. After the Tathagata got out of the peacock's belly, he wanted to kill the peacock.

Tathagata listened to the advice, subdued him, and made him the Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva, and was regarded as the "Buddha Mother".

Therefore, such a nonsensical thing, the peacock who likes to eat people is not only not punished, but has become a noble "Buddha mother", which is extremely absurd and makes people laugh.

This is why Dapeng Niao dared to call himself Uncle Tathagata, and it was a joke after careful study.

Not to mention the matter of Tathagata Buddha in Journey to the West, the Enlightened One who came to replace him has to leave and walk alone.

"Monkey, I will be away for a few days. You have to study hard. The teacher will bring you some mock tests when he comes back."

"I see..."

The monkey said so, but in his heart he was complaining that you should not come back, but when he thought about it carefully, if his teacher, the green algae head, did not come back, he would not be able to learn great skills, and the monkey was in a dilemma.

During this period of time, the mock exams assigned by the enlightened beings gave me a headache. Now the monkey wants to feel nauseous when he sees those "three-year college entrance examination and five-year simulations". Unfortunately, in order to learn real skills, he must pass the exams assigned by the enlightened ones.

"Teacher, where are you going?"

The monkey touched the thick textbooks. These books from this era were thrown to him by the enlightened beings. Although he was unwilling to learn in every possible way, he still had to memorize them by rote.

"Go somewhere you don't want to go."

After hearing what the Enlightened One said, the monkey scratched his head and asked strangely:

"Since it's a place you don't want to go, why do you want to go?"

"Since everything has an end, why do you want to live forever?"

"Look at what you said, teacher, it is my own wish to seek longevity, and it is precisely because I don't want to die that I seek this heaven-defying way; and the place you said you don't want to go, teacher, is obviously not where you want to go, but I had to go for other reasons."

"That's right, you are becoming more and more eloquent."

No, let’s just say that this monkey has improved a lot recently. Not only has he practiced “Yage Shenquan” more and more diligently, but his brain has also become more and more clever and difficult to fool. Sure enough, he has to say that reading more books can still improve people’s wisdom.

"I won't tell you where the teacher is going. I will come to you after a few days."

"Oh... Then the teacher doesn't think about leaving some supernatural powers for the students to practice, so that they can accept the results after a while?"

"I don't have supernatural powers, but I have a set of mock exam questions. I just left it for you. I'll see if you can do it in a few days."

After speaking, he conjured up a large stack of white test papers in his hand, and the Enlightened One stuffed it to the pessimistic and reluctant monkey, and then left after saying hello.

"Young people don't think about those fancy things, study hard to have a bright future."

After finishing speaking, the Enlightened One turned into a mandala-like light and left. At the same time, the sky rained flowers all over the sky. The monkeys who watched were stunned for a while, feeling that this green algae teacher left the scene with such a grand style ?Maybe I can learn a thing or two in the future.

Separated from the monkey for the time being, the Enlightened One is not worried about whether there will be any problems with the monkey. Nothing will happen in just a few days. Besides, he also left a mark on the monkey. If there is any emergency, he can send it back directly. Not to mention that after becoming the monkey's teacher, the Enlightened One was still a little worried.

And why did the enlightened one leave the monkey?Naturally, there are important things to do, and now he is going to go to Lingshan, that's right... the Moyu Buddha, who has been absent from work for a long time, is actually going to work!

Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan is regarded as the headquarters of Buddhism. It is located in the blissful place of the Western Paradise in Hezhou, Xiniu. Many Bodhisattvas and Arhats gather here to listen to the Tathagata Buddha's lectures on Buddhism. It is a place where Tathagata preaches.

Lingshan Daleiyin Temple is located in Hezhou, Xiniu, which belongs to the human world, and there will be no such situation as "one day in the sky, one year in the world", so the awakened ones really only delay a few days.

If you say that Lingshan Enlightenment has been there, then of course he definitely has not. He is just a temporary substitute Buddha who came to Journey to the West. He can only be regarded as a temporary worker, and he is not a real Journey to the West Buddha.

Of course, even if the identity of the Enlightenment is a temporary worker on shift, the identity of the Buddha is safe and secure, just like the "Type 59 main battle tank", no matter which country it is in, it declares the "spirit of socialism" Things, who dare not give face?

As for why he went to Lingshan, there must be something to do, otherwise who would have the spare time to run around.

The world of Journey to the West is very big, but for those with great supernatural powers, it is only a few steps. From Dongshengshenzhou to Xiniuhezhou, it is only a blink of an eye, and soon the enlightened one will arrive at the destination. Sound Temple.

It is the throne of Jianzhen Tower, the name of the upper temple, the Xiaguang on the Heavenly King Hall, and the purple flame spraying in front of the Dharma Hall.

In the auspicious mist of Zen light, the pagoda of the pagoda is displayed, and the fragrance of flowers in the bowl is just the place that surpasses doubts about the sky, and the clouds are idle and the days are long.

"What should I say about this place...it doesn't look like it's suitable for a poor person like me to stay."

Standing on the clouds, looking at the Daleiyin Temple, the place of bliss in the west, on the Lingshan Mountain, the radiant arrogance exuded is enough to blind the eyes of the enlightened, which makes it difficult for the enlightened who can hardly afford to pay for FGO krypton gold. , The Buddha of Journey to the West is really sitting in a mansion.

But just look at this kind of thing. The Enlightened One changes his ordinary clothes into cassocks, revealing his true colors, and slowly drifts towards the Daleiyin Temple. When he comes to this Buddha's chassis, he still has to behave properly, at least seriously. He just put on a show, otherwise he would lose all face when the Buddha returned from Journey to the West in the future, wouldn't he be ashamed to see others.

In front of the gate of Daleiyin Temple Dojo, there are two novice monks. As Buddhist disciples, they are different from Bodhisattva Arhats. They belong to the disciples who just entered Buddhism and can only do chores. Naturally, they are also responsible for guarding the gate.

As for why two useless novice monks are required to guard the gate of Daleiyin Temple, instead of powerful Arhat warriors, in case thieves come to Daleiyin Temple to make trouble.

This is not surprising, let alone Hezhou in Xiniu, even in the three realms, everyone knows that Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan is the ashram of the Tathagata Buddha. No one in Tathagata Dojo dares to presumptuously report things that are only reported by visitors.

The enlightened person came to the gate of Daleiyin Temple and found that the two novice monks were dozing off boredly, but he didn't disturb them, and just went in quietly. Respond with closed eyes.

"Just now... Did the Buddha come back!?"

"No way!"

Suddenly another novice who was still a little drowsy woke up instantly, and he asked cautiously:

"Didn't you miss it?"

"It seems.... Buddha's hair is the color of Bodhi leaves?"

"Does Buddha have hair?"

"........"

The two monks glanced at each other, and their memory became a little confused for a while. The image of the Tathagata Buddha in their minds was actually a little blurry, but the two of them quickly shut up and stopped talking, such rebellious gossip It is a felony to be overheard by others.

On the other side, the Enlightened One who entered the Daleiyin Temple found that he could not even see a person inside. Didn't it mean that Venerable Arhat often gathers in Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan? Can't see you anymore?

The Enlightened One was thinking this way just now, but he heard a somewhat surprised greeting:

"World Honored One, you are finally back!"

"Yes... Ananda."

The enlightened person saw the monk in front of him who greeted the Tao in surprise. He actually didn't know him, but after inheriting the "destiny and cause and effect" of the Tathagata Buddha, the enlightened person not only knew the things about the Buddhist gate, but everyone in the world saw the enlightened person. Those who do not see him will only regard him as the Tathagata Buddha.

This monk is Ananda, one of the "Ten Great Disciples" of the Buddha, Venerable Ananda. He has been busy with the affairs of the monastery when the Buddha was not enlightened, and now he is mainly responsible for the entire Buddhist sect. Above [-] people, below [-] people... well, because there is another venerable above him.

"Ananda, why haven't I seen anyone else in Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan? Where have all the venerable Bodhisattvas gone?"

"Master...this..."

It seemed a little hard to say, Venerable Ananda even directly called the Enlightened One "Master", and it seemed that things made him afraid to speak out.