Help! I Have Become Enlightened

Even if the Heavenly Court is controlled by the Jade Emperor, and the Underworld is under the care of the Ten Palaces of Yama, they still need manpower to help with the work.

Who is the commander of the Hundred Thousand Heavenly Soldiers and Generals?It was Li Jing, and his family was inseparable from Buddhism.

Who is the Bodhisattva who saves evil spirits in hell forever?It is Ksitigarbha, the big oath that if hell is not empty, you will not become a Buddha, so Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva basically stays in hell forever.

Needless to say where the Taoism is located, there are gods with names and surnames who hold important positions in the Heavenly Court. Basically, they either come from Taoism or are inseparable from Taoism. It can be said that this Heavenly Court is actually the Taoist Heavenly Court. If it is not There are people in Buddhism who hold positions in the heavenly court, and Taoists are actually people who can completely ignore Buddhism.

As for Confucianism, it is the most low-key sect among the three religions. It has no power against the sky, and no one holds any important responsibilities in the heaven and earth. However... Confucianism is the only one among the three religions that must not be easily dismissed The existence of provocation, you have to ask why?

Just because his disciples of Confucianism occupy more than 90% of the positions in heaven and hell, it is true that he does not have any important official positions, but in fact, only Confucian scholars can do these various and nerve-wracking tasks .

immortal?Arhat?All the guys who have cultivated their brains to show off their supernatural powers are not small, but it is a pity that they are weaker than each other when they really want to do official business, and they have to rely on Confucian disciples to do it.

A large number of duties in heaven and hell are actually not performed by gods. How can those guys who are used to being carefree and carefree do it? It’s barely enough for Dangdang’s leaders to issue orders. If you really want them to stand up Going up to do everything is dumbfounded.

Famous bachelors who are enshrined as marquises and ministers in the world will not be sent to the underworld by Yama of the Ten Palaces after they die, but will be arranged according to their abilities. Some work as judges in the underworld, and some go to heaven as civil servants , these individuals are the ones who can really help the heaven and the underworld to do a good job.

To be honest, I’m afraid of hurting people’s self-confidence. Those gods and bodhisattvas are really not good.

As for whether there will be other gods and Buddhas from the other two religions bullying and suppressing Confucian disciples by virtue of their official positions, of course there are. I have experienced that being an official in the imperial court in the world is even more dangerous than this.

Of course, this does not mean that the Confucian School is really oppressed and weak. The Confucian School disciples have always respected their teachers, and the friendship between the same school is quite deep. Sometimes there are really bad bullying situations, and the Confucian School disciples also have ways to fight back, that is .....strike!

That's right!It's over when everyone strikes collectively. Aren't the gods and bosses really awesome? Then leave the matter to them. Anyway, scholars have already practiced this strike behavior.

Once the people of the Confucianism go on strike, this matter will become extraordinary. You must know how important positions are held in the Heavenly Court and the Underworld. If all the people of the Confucianism are on strike, should you continue to work?

But there is really no way... let Taoists and Buddhists go to civil work, forget it... it would be better to disband the Heavenly Court and the Underworld. If they really let them play, I am afraid that the chaos of the three worlds will be an immediate thing up.

Clerical talents all come from Confucianism, which makes the other two religions helpless and can only swallow their voices in secret. Whoever makes most people who seek Taoism and Buddhism are quite illiterate, they know the words, and there are many principles, even if they do serious things. It's useless to know nothing.

So this is the main situation where the three religions are contending for each other. Confucianism, Taoism and Buddhism maintain a weird balance and suppress each other. No one will obey the other, but no one can do anything.

"Teacher, I have a question?"

"You said."

While letting the monkey practice "Yage Shenquan", the Enlightened One told him about the three religions in the world, which made the monkey put down what he was doing and came to ask questions.

"Teacher, are you a member of the Three Religions?"

"It can be said yes, or it can be said no."

"You're fooling me again. You can't bypass this kind of nagging. Tell my teacher your real identity?"

Seeing the waiting and waiting expression of the monkey, the enlightened person couldn't help but sigh a little. The monkey is getting harder and harder to deceive. Maybe he will guess his old background one day, but this kind of thing will be discussed at that time. Bar.

When the Enlightened One was thinking about how to answer this question, suddenly a bad idea came to his mind, and he couldn't help smiling at the monkey mysteriously:

"Which sect is the teacher from? Didn't the professor teach you the knowledge before?"

"Could it be that....."

Immediately, he was a monkey who thought of something. During this period of time, he learned a lot of knowledge from the Enlightened One, and he also knew a lot of things, such as that very advanced thought that is not comparable to the three teachings.

"Teacher, you are communist..."

Seeing the somewhat surprised expression of the monkey, the Enlightened One immediately said seriously and with a suppressed smile:

"Don't spread it, yes... Teacher, I am the successor of communism."

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Chapter 5 The Future of the Three Realms

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The Lingming Stone Monkey is able to understand changes, know the time of the day, know the location, and change the stars.

Sun Wukong was conceived from the fairy stone since the beginning of the world. His talent is naturally extraordinary. If learning things quickly is considered a talent, then this monkey's talent is almost against the sky.

"Yage Shenquan" only taught this monkey a week of kung fu, but it turned out that he had already practiced to the point of penetrating the wood three points. no problem.

This kind of practice progress is really astonishing. To use a metaphor, others need 1000 experience points to upgrade a skill, but this monkey only needs 100 points, or even 10 experience points to upgrade.

It's no wonder that Sun Wukong studied with his teacher Bodhi Patriarch. In ten years, he spent seven years doing odd jobs. It only took him three years to acquire real skills such as 72 changes and somersaulting clouds. This monkey's learning talent is terrifying.

Of course, it is also related to Monkey's own initiative in learning. When the Enlightenment taught him the ideas of the great communists, Monkey was clearly impatient and couldn't sit still. It took him a month to remember Otherwise, one week would be more than enough with his talent level. Sure enough, it should be said that no matter in which era classroom knowledge is a headache.

"Teacher, how do you see my boxing practice?"

Ready to go, the monkey who split the river with a punch from the "Yage God Fist" couldn't help showing off to the enlightened one after seeing how powerful he was.

"Shame, wait until you can part the sea with one punch, and show off to me, teacher."

"Didn't I just learn it for seven days... By the way, this boxing technique can really part the sea?"

What the hearer said was miraculous, and the monkey obviously couldn't believe it. After all, he has only a short experience with the world, and he doesn't know much about the abilities of the great supernatural beings in this world.

"Of course, if you can't break the sea with one punch in the future, don't say that you are the successor of "Yage Shenquan", so as not to embarrass the predecessors. "

"Students know that in the future, they must practice boxing seriously!"

Hurry up and pat the monkey on the chest to promise, if you really follow what your teacher said, if you don't practice this "Yage Shenquan" well, it will be really difficult to go out to meet people in the future.

The Enlightened Ones and Monkeys have already left Aolai Country, but they still travel and walk in Dongsheng Shenzhou like ordinary people, because there is no place to go, so they just set foot and walk slowly.

"Speaking of which, it's been more than a month."

Seeing the monkey gaiting and practicing boxing by the river, Jue Zhe sat leisurely on the bluestone beside him, thinking about recent events.

There is no need to worry too much about Gudazi. The "Sacred King of Heavenly Wheel" is given to her. If there is any situation, you can directly contact me, and there is Roman in Little Garden... Well, this guy may be unreliable, But it's not a big problem with the virtuous king, no matter how bad it is, Bai Yasha is taking care of him.

As for Journey to the West, the Jue Zhe asked the big guys in the chat group if there is anything that needs attention, and everyone agreed in one sentence:

"You can do whatever you want!"

According to the explanation of Buddha Conquering Demons, it means that letting the Enlightened One come here means to replace the Buddha of Journey to the West, because without this important person here, there will be problems in the operation of the Three Realms.

The Enlightened One didn't quite understand it at the time, and he asked the big brother: "Is it really okay if I don't go to Lingshan now? In other words, why is it considered that the work will be completed after the monkey is pressed under Wuzhishan?"

"It doesn't matter whether you go to Lingshan or not. Just like the employees in the company dare not ask about the private life of the leader, it is impossible for the Bodhisattva Arhat to disturb the Buddha's schedule."

"As for the main reason for letting you take over, it is because Sun Wukong left Huaguo Mountain early to learn from a teacher after the birth of Monkey King, which led to the beginning of the process of this world."

"What do you mean?"

The Enlightened One who didn't quite understand, and the Buddha Conquering Demons patiently explained it clearly to him.

"The main process of Journey to the West is of course "Journey to the West". Sun Wukong is equivalent to the protagonist of this world, and Buddha is a very important supporting role. This is like the beginning of a movie. You think a movie will lack important characters after it starts. What are the consequences?"

"Turn into a bad movie?"

"That's almost what it means. If the script becomes incomplete because of the lack of people, it will cause serious mistakes in the story, and the consequences may be very serious."

"For example, Sun Wukong really succeeded in making a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. In the end, the Jade Emperor in the Heavenly Court turned into a monkey."

"No way....."

Hearing the words of the Conquering Demon Buddha, the Enlightened Ones still don't quite believe it, because according to the original situation of Journey to the West, even if there is no Tathagata Buddha, there are still many powers that can subdue Sun Wukong, just like Zhenyuan Daxian used a sleeve to collect this Monkeys are a snap.

"I know you don't really believe it, but Journey to the West has a destiny. The monkey was suppressed by the Buddha under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, which is the "cause and effect" of the two. "

"What do you think will happen if the Tathagata Buddha did not come when Monkey King made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace?"

"Won't it be suppressed by other people... Isn't there a lot of people in Taoism here in Tianting? It's not impossible to ask Zhenyuan Daxian to help out."

According to normal thinking, this is no problem, but the Buddha Conquering Demons told the enlightened beings that this world is not so simple and can be explained clearly.

"The Tathagata Buddha did not come when Sun Wukong made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. This happened once. In the world of my brother next door, the relationship between the Heavenly Court and Taoism is closer. According to the situation you said, the Monkey King When the Heavenly Palace was in trouble, Tianting really had to invite Immortal Zhenyuan."

"and then!?"

Hearing interesting things, the enlightened person's eyes light up, and his heart of gossip ignites, but it's a pity that there is only one piece of watermelon missing, which is not enough for the enjoyment.

"Sun Wukong was trapped in the universe in his sleeve and couldn't get out."

"It's okay, Immortal Zhenyuan is still very powerful."

"Then the Beiju Luzhou Incident, the group of demon kings that Sun Wukong made friends with, the Bull Demon King, Jiao Demon King, Peng Demon King, Lion Camel King, Macaque King, Yu Tamarin King, they, together with the countless demon army in Shangbeiju Luzhou, killed all of them. Going to the Heavenly Court eventually caused a shocking war to break out in the three realms, and in the end, the Heavenly Court fell, and the world became dominated by monsters."

"Fuck!"

This melon is really exciting, Jue Zhe never expected the plot to develop like this, he thought for a while, and then asked:

"That's not right? If those monsters are so powerful, why didn't they see anyone when Monkey King made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and was suppressed by Tathagata Buddha?!"

"The relationship is very complicated, and it's quite troublesome to explain it all in detail. You just need to remember that there are many hidden monsters in Beiju Luzhou. They are usually oppressed by Taoism and the heavenly court without making a sound. But once you see It is not impossible for the opportunity to come to Heaven so suddenly."

After hearing the inside story of Jiangmo Buddha, the enlightened people couldn't help sighing:

"It's really good fortune to trick people. As the protagonist in the world, this monkey will either become a Buddha or a demon."

"wrong......"

Before he finished sighing, the Enlightened One realized that this matter seemed a bit weird. Why did he come to Journey to the West by himself for a long time?

"Brother, what you mean is that as long as Monkey King is making troubles in the Heavenly Palace, the matter is over if he is suppressed at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, so why did I come here so early?"

"Lingshan doesn't seem to matter whether the Buddha is there or not. I feel that it is meaningless for me to come here."

After talking for a long time, the focus of the matter is still not clear. The Enlightened One has no idea why he came to the Westward World as a substitute. There are still more than 300 years before Monkey King makes troubles in the Heavenly Palace. Why did he come so early? .

Conquering Demon Buddha didn't have much to say about this very wise question of the Enlightened One, he just asked lightly:

"When you came, did the monkey already run out of Huaguo Mountain to learn from a teacher?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

"Obviously there is a problem with the plot of Journey to the West. What else can I do! If I don't ask someone to come over and keep an eye on this monkey, if it becomes the same as the world of the brothers next door, can you stand up to being the Jade Emperor's monkey?"

"this......"

The Enlightened One, who is not easy to speak, found that he taught the monkey a set of advanced "communist" great man's thoughts, and taught him the invincible "Yage Shenquan". This seems to be a bigger problem.

Hold on tight and don't panic, the Enlightened One will see if there is a good opportunity to make up for it after preparations, and now he finally knows his mission to come to the Westward Journey World as a substitute, don't let the monkey go on any weird path, you have to It's really a picture of a monkey being the Jade Emperor. It's so beautiful that people can't even imagine it.

However, the Enlightened Ones have a new understanding of the complex relationship between the three realms. The seemingly suppressed demon clans in Beiju Luzhou actually have the power to completely subvert the heavens in a single battle. No matter how many powerful people there are in Heavenly Court and Taoism, there are so many great monsters hiding in Beiju Luzhou.

Monkey King is the protagonist of this world, and his destiny is equivalent to the future direction of this world. If Monkey King is escorting Tang Monk to fetch the Western Scriptures, then Buddhism will prosper.

If Sun Wukong is suppressed by Taoism, it will lead to a collective attack by the monsters in Luzhou in Beiju, resulting in the Three Realms War and the destruction of the Heavenly Court. In the end, the Jade Emperor in people's mouth will become a monkey.

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