Help! I Have Become Enlightened

"If you want to seek immortality, the road ahead for learning the method of immortality is bleak. There are so many people in the world who don't want to die, but some people spend their entire lives unable to find the immortal side. The Monkey King is really determined to seek immortality as a teacher." Are you studying art?"

I don’t know why the monkey came out of Huaguo Mountain so early to start apprenticeship. The Enlightened One is still interested in finding out a little bit. Who knows what kind of Westward Journey he came to. These years, the plot has been changed to the unrecognizable Westward World. Quite a few, even the Conquering Demon Buddha came out of the film and television.

"Naturally, I made up my mind. If I leave Huaguo Mountain, I won't go if I can't find a god to learn from a teacher."

The attitude of the Monkey King was quite firm. While answering the enlightened one's question, he stared at the green algae head with piercing eyes and asked:

"I ask you, are you a fairy?"

This question was asked very well, and the Enlightened One didn't expect that the monkey would come here, but after a short pause, he answered directly:

"I'm not a fairy."

That's right!Buddhism and Taoism are not related. Can you say that Buddha is a god?No, people are Buddhist CEOs and Taoist gods are not in the same system, so now the Enlightened Ones are justified to fool people with their mouths.

"You didn't lie to me, did you?"

"It's nothing, I'm really not a god, how can it be so easy to meet a god these days."

"Is it......"

After hearing the Enlightened One's serious answer, the Monkey King was still a little suspicious, and he asked the Enlightened One again.

"But why can't other people understand what I say, but you are the only one who can understand and communicate with me."

The monkey is not a fool. The Monkey King remembered the fact that only the Enlightened One communicated with him in the street market just now. The stone monkey has long realized that this green algae-headed guy has an extraordinary status, so he puts what he cares about under the right circumstances. The question is spoken.

"Do you have to be a god to understand the language of monkeys?"

"That said, I guessed wrong..."

The result was to disappoint the monkey. Under the somewhat disappointed expression of the Monkey King, the Enlightened One slowly added in his heart.

"Don't you understand my Buddhism?"

The topic was suspended for a short time, because the Monkey King didn't know what to do for a while, and he could only wait until the waiter in the shop delivered the cooked noodles, and the stone monkey asked curiously:

"Is this edible?"

"of course....."

Just after saying this, the Enlightened One pulled out a pair of chopsticks. He saw the monkey grabbing into the bowl with his hands, and then screamed from the scalding hot water. He felt a little helpless and said:

"Use this to eat noodles, here are your chopsticks."

"Chopsticks?"

"Yes, this is how it is used."

............

Unknowingly, it became a situation where the enlightened person taught the monkey the common sense of life. Finally, seeing the monkey finally successfully learned to use chopsticks, picking up the long-cold noodles and stuffing them into his mouth with a happy expression, the enlightened person It is also somewhat realized.

The monkey in front of him is not Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, but just a monkey that just jumped out of the rock. He even ran out to find a god to learn art from a god before he was even a year old. It's really worrying.

Meeting is fate is not a lie. After the stone monkey happily finished eating the noodles with chopsticks, the Enlightened One slowly said to him:

"Aren't you planning to go back to Huaguo Mountain?"

"I just said that if I can't find a god to learn art from a teacher, I won't go there, right?"

"You have a big heart. You are not afraid of being betrayed, and you don't even know who is plotting against you."

After the Enlightened One sighed slightly, he directly proposed to the monkey in front of him.

"I don't know how to live forever, but I can teach you some other things. Are you interested in learning with me?"

"Really!?"

The Monkey King was overjoyed, he felt that this green algae guy was not simple, although he was not the fairy he was looking for, but it was quite profitable for the monkey to be able to learn some useful skills.

"Meeting is fate, if you don't mind teaching you something."

"Then I will call you Master!"

"That's not necessary, if you teach others to learn art, you can call me "teacher". "

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The enlightened person who accidentally took the monkey as a student on a whim and planned to teach him something, is now a little embarrassed.

It's not that he's afraid that the monkey won't be able to heal the sky when it makes a big fuss after being graduated from the teacher. It's just that the monkey will become more powerful after learning some things, and whether it will really smash the heavens by itself. Monkey's teacher in name has offended countless people.

But the enlightened person thinks about it carefully, anyway, he is a top class, didn't the Buddha brother say that he can do whatever he wants, and he didn't really go to Lingshan to spread communism, otherwise the painting style of this journey to the west is really good All crooked.

Compared with a bad thing, if a worse thing happens, then it doesn't look so bad, so if you think about it, the Enlightened One will show it's good, and he will do some small things, and then It's not like making a mess or something... Well, it should be fine, right?

In addition, speaking of teaching the monkey as a teacher, the enlightened person did not teach him super powerful skills from the very beginning. Instead, he started from the most basic common sense of life. Everything is so foreign that he must be taught to learn.

"Teacher, is it useful to learn these things?"

"Of course it is useful. If you want to seek immortality to learn the art of immortality, at least you have to win the favor of the gods before you will be accepted as a disciple to teach the spell, right?"

"The teacher is right, but the disciple doesn't quite understand... Would the gods really like these things?"

"Of course, the gods will definitely like it very much."

Seeing the mysterious smile revealed by the Enlightened One, the monkey didn't ask any more questions, and continued to delve into the books the teacher gave him, um..."Das Kapital", "The Origin of the Family, Private Ownership, and the State", The Communist Manifesto.

Because of the words of the old Buddha Jiangmo Buddha, the Enlightened One really brought over communist works. Although he originally planned to mix them into Mahayana Buddhist scriptures, it is good to let monkeys learn them now. The more you learn, the more you use and the more you use, the better. .

But in this way... If in the future when Sun Wukong is making troubles in the sky, he wants to say that it is better to let him take the position of the Jade Emperor. ...It seems that he is really suitable for that position.

Thinking of this, the Enlightened One couldn't help but shudder. He seemed to have unknowingly created a terrible situation. I hope that the Jade Emperor can be more stable in the future, and he will be shocked if he is really surprised by the monkey!

The painting style of Journey to the West has been distorted. I really don't know what it will look like in the future. While thinking about whether his top class will make a big news, he is also thinking about whether to go to Lingshan.

The Tathagata Buddha of Journey to the West lives in Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan, Hezhou, Xiniu, and there are also those Bodhisattvas and Arhats gathered here.

It is reasonable to say that the enlightened person should go to Lingshan first when he comes to the top class of Journey to the West, but the enlightened person subconsciously dislikes going to Lingshan because...it is not a good place.

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Chapter 3 Monkey Learning Boxing

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In Journey to the West, it is roughly divided into the three realms of heaven, earth and human, and the human realm is divided into four major continents.

Dongshengshenzhou, the home state of Aolai Kingdom and Huaguo Mountain, is located in the eastern salty sea of ​​Mount Sumeru. The average life expectancy here is 250 years old, and the academics are mainly respected by Taoism.

Nanfangbuzhou is located in the south of Mount Sumeru. The average life expectancy of this continent is [-] years old, and many of them are dying. The scholars respected by the people are mixed. The three main religions are Confucianism, Taoism and Buddhism. , the three teachings of this continent are generally far superior to the other three continents and the heavens.

Xiniu Hezhou is located in the west of Mount Sumeru. People in this continent mostly use cattle, sheep, and precious pearls as currency for trading.

Beiju Luzhou is located in the north of Mount Sumeru. This continent is a domain of demons and ghosts. The reason for the heavenly soldiers and generals established by the Heavenly Court is for this reason. This continent has been plagued by demon armies for many years. In order to prevent chaos in the world, Beiju Luzhou Zhou Changxian Tianting quelled the war.

Journey to the West is not the earth. The world view here is based on the ancient saying that "the sky is round and the earth is round". The Journey to the West, like Hakoniwa, is a world floating in the universe, with the end of the world.

In addition, this Journey to the West does not have the element of gods and prehistoric existence. After the Enlightened One inherited the "karma and destiny" of the Buddha in the Journey to the West, he more or less knew something.

For example, Nezha is a disciple of Buddha. In the world of Fengshenbang, Nezha is a disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun Taiyi, and Nezha in the world of Journey to the West is a disciple of Tathagata. It should be said that Li Jing’s family is all Belonging to the status of Buddhist disciples.

Of course, this will not make the Enlightened One less common, he still knows some common sense, after all, according to the orthodox Journey to the West, there will indeed be many fairy tales that conflict with the list of gods.

But for another thing, the Enlightened One was really a little surprised, about the true identity of Sun Wukong's master, Patriarch Bodhi.

The Bodhi Patriarch who worshiped the oblique moon and three stars cave in Fangcun Mountain of Lingtai, named Subhuti, is the most mysterious character in Journey to the West. It can be said that this Bodhi Patriarch is a very powerful supernatural being.

Regarding the identity of the Bodhi Patriarch, I don’t know how many people have guessed it, and even extended countless conspiracy theories, which caused countless people to have a war of words, and now the Enlightened One who came to the world of Journey to the West inherited the Buddha’s "karma and destiny" Afterwards, he unexpectedly learned the true identity of Patriarch Bodhi.

"Patriarch Bodhi, the top ten disciples of Sakyamuni, Subhuti..."

Yes, there are no unexpected conspiracy theories in the world of Journey to the West. After Sakyamuni became a Buddha after his epiphany, he had ten main disciples.

The ten famous disciples of the Buddha: Mahakasyapa, Moggallana, Fuluna, Subhuti, Shariputra, Rahula, Ananda, Upali, Anirudha, and Kajanyan.

He didn't even hide his name. Patriarch Bodhi's real name was "Subhuti", but he was actually one of the top ten disciples of Sakyamuni, which was surprisingly normal.

What surprised the Enlightened Ones most was that Subhuti in Journey to the West seemed to have parted ways with Buddhism?

Inheriting the Buddha's "destiny of cause and effect", the Enlightened One may be able to understand some secrets, such as the real identity of Patriarch Bodhi is Sakyamuni's disciple Subhuti, and Subhuti is no longer considered a Buddhist.

As the so-called master leads the door, practice depends on the individual. After Subhuti became proficient in Buddhism, he continued to learn Taoism and Confucianism without any sect view. As a result, he violated taboos and conflicted with Buddhism.

In the world of Journey to the West, the situation of the three religions contending for each other can be seen everywhere. Even the heaven and the underworld are controlled by the figures of the three religions. Religious disputes are inevitable but unavoidable disputes in the world.

Subhuti did not become hostile to the other two religions because of their different backgrounds, but learned to integrate the essence of them into himself. However, because of this violation of taboos, there was a conflict with Buddhism, and thereafter no longer had any contact.

"It seems that the Bodhi Patriarch is indeed a master outside the world. When the monkey goes to Fangcun Mountain to worship the teacher, should I go and visit together?"

The Enlightened One who came up with this idea, but he is not in a hurry to take the monkey to Fangcun Mountain to find the Bodhi Patriarch, and he will finish the basic education work first.

"Monkey, now you know how hard life is for farmers."

"I know, those landlords are really exploiting people!"

"The general environment of the times is such that we can't blame them."

The Enlightened One who chatted with the monkey, he has been teaching the monkey formally as a teacher for almost a month. I have to say that when the Lingming stone monkey knows the sky, the talent of knowing the location is really amazing. No wonder there are so many disciples under the door of Patriarch Bodhi, and he is the only one who can learn and be born.

In a month, after the Enlightened One got acquainted with the monkey, he called him "monkey" directly. As for the name Sun Wukong, let's wait for his real master Bodhi Patriarch to give him the name.

Now the two of them are still in the territory of Aolai country, but they are not at the seaside. Instead, they have been stepping inland for a month. The civilians here are no longer fishers for a living, but most of them are farmers. working hard.

During this journey, while the Enlightened One continued to teach the monkey knowledge, he also let him practice to help civilians work and experience the life of ordinary people, and it was also convenient for him to exchange for three meals.

As for why the Enlightened Beings do these things, the reason is as simple as it gets, and the nature of monkeys is not bad, so why can't we teach them to go on the right path and make troubles for no reason?

Well... Although if the monkey really implements the great man's ideology and consciousness, I am afraid that this guy will become the number one rioter in the three worlds, but that's okay, as long as the cause is just, then there will be no problem.

One month is not a long time, but it is not difficult for Lingming Stone Monkey to learn knowledge and culture. During this period of time, the Enlightened One did not teach him powerful supernatural powers, but just continued to teach some ordinary people. Knowledge and common sense, as well as cultural ideas that seem to be very advanced.

While the monkey is constantly learning, he is also following the arrangement of the Enlightened Being, and has realized many things, just like his teacher, the green algae head, is not simple at all.

Although the monkey has never seen an enlightened being use the skills of a god, he can understand from the knowledge and culture he has learned that this is not something that ordinary masters would teach at all.

After helping the farmer to plow the field, the monkey took a few big mouthfuls of the food that the farmer had sent as a thank you, and while chewing the food, asked the enlightened one in vague words:

"Teacher, when will you teach me the real skills?"

"Strange, did I say that I have the ability to be a fairy? Could it be that I can't be an ordinary husband and wife."

After swallowing the food in his mouth in one gulp, the monkey joked with a smile: