Help! I Have Become Enlightened

It must be a good thing to hear this, and the Enlightened One will not run to ask for trouble, and it will be very sad if this old Buddha brother catches him on the spot.

"Conquering Demon Buddha": "Okay, the job of traveling to the West is very important, who of you is free to help out?"

"Buddha": "I'm not free! There's a discount in the supermarket today, so I'll go offline first to buy."

"Buddha": "I'm going to Xianshan to see some new Buddhist disciples, please talk slowly."

"Jesus": "Don't look at me, I'm not a Buddhist, besides...if the Wuzhi Mountain that Sun Wukong can't escape is Jesus', do you think it will work?"

"Heavenly Father": "Cuckoo...coccoo..."

"Jesus": "Heavenly Father said that he is a little interested, but his going will cause religious disputes, and the more the better."

"Enlightened One": "......"

The Enlightened One has nothing to say, the big guys either slipped away fast, or each had their own reasons, and then he found that this task seemed to fall on his own head, so far the Enlightened One can only say something very innocent .

"Can I say no?"

"No."

Helpless, after being appointed by the Buddha of Subduing Demons, the Enlightened One can only find a way to arrange the work here in Hakoniwa properly, and then prepare to go to Journey to the West to take over the job.

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This is the journey of the Enlightened One after sending Gudazi to the "belief of strange news". After he arrived in the world of Journey to the West, he reviewed what happened before.

Not to mention the situation of a certain human Egudazi, before the Enlightened One was about to go to the Westward World, he went to the Buddha who subdued the demons, but the Enlightened One did not see the old Buddha himself.

It's just that after the Buddha Jiangmo explained some things, he handed over the karmic destiny of the Buddha of Journey to the West to the Enlightened One.

"It's about going to work on top of the shift. With that guy's karma and destiny, you are almost your own person. Everyone in Journey to the West will only think that you are the real Buddha."

"I'm wrong, you are a Buddha in the first place, it's just a difference between the worlds, and after you have karma and destiny, you are equivalent to having an ID card, which is much more convenient."

"In addition, the job content of the top shift is to come out to save the scene when Monkey King is making troubles in the Heavenly Palace, and just suppress him under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years. It's super simple."

It is indeed very simple to listen to the introduction of the Buddha Jiangmo, but after a little thought, the enlightened person asked:

"If this is the only job on the top shift, brother, you can just step in when Monkey King is making trouble in the sky. It shouldn't be troublesome at all, right?"

"What you said is reasonable, but I didn't make it clear to you. The focus of the on-duty work is that there must be a Buddha in the Westward World."

"Uh...why?"

The Enlightened One asked a more wise question, and the Buddha Conquering Demons said very speechlessly:

"Leaving aside the deep-seated factors that affect the world, let's just talk about the Lingshan side. It's okay to say that the Buddha disappeared for a while. If he disappears for a long time and no one is seen, do you think those Bodhisattvas and Arhats will turn into dogs?"

"Cough cough... Mistake, misstep."

It's embarrassing to say this, because the enlightened person is an idler who has nothing to do all day long, but he has forgotten that other people and other Buddhas are all people with proper careers, just like the boss of a big company, the CEO, who suddenly disappeared one day It doesn't seem that there will be a great chaos in the world.

"Then what am I going to do when I go to Journey to the West? I won't be asked to teach the scriptures or something. It's too difficult to do this, so please forgive me and leave for the Buddha."

"You don't need to do anything, as long as you can do anything in Journey to the West, of course, if you feel bored, it's okay to bring a few books of Marx to spread "Communism"."

"Is this style of painting too real?"

The Great Law of Communism is good. Listening to the old Buddha’s words, the Enlightened Ones have some perverted thoughts. No, it is a serious way of propagating the ideas of the party and revolutionary martyrs, which further promotes the birth of a great society. ...ahem.

Let’s not digress, after learning about some things about Journey to the West, the Enlightened One went directly to Journey to the West after he got the identity certificate "Karma and Destiny" from the Buddha Jiangmo.

"Speaking of... Brother Buddha hasn't shown up all this time?"

What makes the enlightened ones strange is that the Jiangmo Buddha used an avatar to meet him. The enlightened did not see the real body of the old Buddha, but he contacted the Jiangmo Buddha and said that he had more troublesome work on his hands. I guess I can't get away.

He didn't pay too much attention to this problem. After the enlightened person crossed several worlds, he finally arrived at the target point of Journey to the West, and then the enlightened person encountered difficulties.

"Go to Lingshan first..."

"Or go and meet that monkey first?"

The Enlightened One heard the introduction of the Journey to the West by the Buddha Conquering Demons. Sun Wukong has been born for a while, and now he has left Huaguo Mountain and is looking for immortals to learn from him.

After thinking about it, it seems that there is no need to rush to Lingshan. Anyway, he can’t cope with many Bodhisattvas and Arhats. Why not go with the flow and see how Sun Wukong, who just left Huaguoshan to learn from his teacher... But it seems that it is more appropriate for this monkey to be called the Monkey King. Sun Wukong is the name given to him by Bodhi Patriarch.

After deciding, I am going to see the enlightened man of the monkey. He borrowed the "Heavenly Destiny Supernatural Power" of the Buddha of Journey to the West to know where the monkey is. Let alone... no wonder these gods and Buddhas seem to have nothing I don't know how to be omnipotent, but it's really easy to borrow the power of heaven.

Goal - Aolai Country.

Huaguo Mountain is located in the Aolai Country of Dongsheng Shenzhou. After the Monkey King jumped out of the stone and was born, he saw that the old ape died of life. He was full of yearning for the magic power of immortality told by the old horse monkey. Decided to seek a fairy to learn art from a teacher.

However, the world is so big, and it is so difficult to find a real immortal. All these are ways to seek the Tao with an unknown future.

Unfortunately, the Monkey King encountered a big storm as soon as he took the raft out to sea. The raft was broken up by the huge waves, and he was washed to the coast of Aolai country, where he was picked up by kind fishermen and saved his life.

The Aolai country is near the sea, where mountain spirits and water monsters are very common, and the apes in Huaguoshan seem to have spirits, and the fishermen who live nearby know it, so the kind fishermen saw the Monkey King and did not regard him as a monster. Make up the knife to kill, but save it back home.

Although the stone monkey was born with spirits, it was born shortly before and had never seen a human being. After waking up, it ran away in fright, and when it saw the clothes on the fishermen, it was surprised to go to a house to hang clothes and put them on itself. The body is quite human-like.

He didn't return to Huaguo Mountain, and the Monkey King didn't know the surrounding roads. He came to the nearby market by mistake, attracting people's attention and pointing, making people annoying.

"Squeak! Go away, I'm sick of it!!"

The apes scolded angrily, but the birth of the stone monkey was not yet humanly understandable, and the chirping and chirping made the people laugh. As more and more people watched the Monkey King, the eyes of the stone monkey turned red. Guang, obviously about to explode violently.

However, at this moment, a person walked out from the crowd and said with a smile:

"You monkey, where did you steal someone's clothes?"

The stone monkey could understand this man's words, and his conspicuous green algae head also impressed the Monkey King deeply.

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Chapter 2 The Enlightened One and the Monkey

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Dongsheng Shenzhou is proud to come to the country. The country is close to the sea, and most of the people make a living by fishing. There is a famous mountain in the sea, Huaguo Mountain, which is well-known far and wide.

Many people in Linhai towns know that there are spirit apes in Huaguo Mountain, and the monkeys are like humans and understand human language. They often hear stories of travelers climbing Huaguo Mountain and receiving peaches and fruits from spirit apes. Without fear, I often come and yearn to throw me a peach and return it with a plum.

Today, the Monkey King, the stone monkey who went out to seek enlightenment, first arrived in the human world. He was surrounded by well-intentioned people and couldn't get used to it. When the monkey was in distress and was about to become violent, a green algae head appeared with a smile and said:

"You monkey, where did you steal someone's clothes?"

".....what?"

The Monkey King was stunned for a moment before he realized that he could understand what the green algae-headed person was saying.

The stone monkey was born and stayed up all night, able to communicate with the apes in Huaguo Mountain, but the monkey king couldn't understand what the people said, which is why he was angry when he was watched and pointed at by the people of Aolai country. reason.

Can't understand people's words, and being watched by the crowd as a rare animal, it's natural to say that it's natural to have a fierce anger.

"Can you understand me?"

"Of course, do you have any questions?"

Dazed for a moment, he turned to the Monkey King who was delighted and looking forward to it. He came here after waking up in a daze. The strange things made the stone monkey seriously insecure.

"where is this place?"

"Aolai Country, it's not too far from Huaguo Mountain. You are a monkey on Huaguo Mountain."

"I am the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain!"

The stone monkey reported his name with some pride. It was because he had successfully ventured into the Water Curtain Cave not long ago, so he was worshiped as the "Monkey King" by the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain.

"So it's the Monkey King from Huaguo Mountain, but your clothes seem to be taken by a nearby fisherman's house, right?"

"Uh... I was a little curious, so I took one to wear and have a look."

The stone monkey felt a little embarrassed by the enlightened person's joking words. He hadn't been out of the world for long, but he also understood human morality, or the simple truth that it is wrong to take other people's things, even a monkey could understand.

"Meeting is fate, let's sit over there and chat a little more."

It is very troublesome to stand on the street all the time and be watched and pointed out by people. The Enlightened One first proposed this suggestion and invited the stone monkey to find a table at the restaurant and noodle restaurant next to the street.

"Xiao Er, let me have a bowl of noodles... no, let me have two bowls."

It’s rare to come to the Westward Journey World, and I am still interested in trying the local food here. Even if the taste is not good, I might as well make a souvenir of the trip. Of course, the main purpose is to entertain the monkey and build a good relationship.

"Human food, if the Monkey King is interested, you can try it."

"Hey....thanks a lot!"

Stone monkeys don't pay much attention to modesty, and if they foolishly refuse to invite someone to entertain them, it is simply impossible for a naturally shrewd monkey to do such a stupid thing.

"By the way, I haven't asked who you are yet?"

"Me? An unknown person, if you want to call me by name, just call me "Pipala". "

"What a strange name...but I don't seem to have a name."

"It's just a name, the Monkey King doesn't need to care about it, maybe in the future your name will be known to everyone in the Three Realms."

The Enlightened One responded to the Stone Monkey with a smile, but the Monkey King scratched his head a little incomprehensibly. He always felt that the person in front of him was weird... an indescribable feeling.

If we were to describe it in terms of the present world, the Enlightened One looks like a pyramid scheme boss trying to lure young people into joining his group, and the fledgling Monkey King doesn't know the dangers of society, so he is in a daze for fear of being tricked. A complete road of no return.

"I still don't know why the Monkey King came to Aolai Country, did he want to see and propose human life?"

"I'm looking for a god to learn art from a teacher, and to learn the law of immortality."

"Learning from a teacher..."

Looking back at the monkey's words carefully, the Enlightened One realized something unusual, so he asked again with an excuse and a smile:

"Birth, aging, sickness and death are the laws of nature. It is too illusory to want to learn the method of immortality. Why does the Monkey King have such thoughts?"

"Because I saw the old ape dying of old age, I don't want to die of old age like this in the future, so I want to learn the method of immortality, do you find it strange?"

"It's not surprising. Survival is the instinct of all things. Who would want to die if they can live?"

The Enlightened One who responded in this way, the words of the Monkey King seem reasonable, but to the Enlightened One’s ears it sounds simply too strange. Yes... the time is wrong.

After the stone monkey was born, it would spend three or four hundred years as the monkey king in Huaguo Mountain, and witness the separation of many apes from birth, old age, sickness and death, before going to Fangcun Mountain, Lingtai, Hezhou, Xiniu, to pay homage to the Bodhi ancestor of the oblique moon and three-star cave. Name Sun Wukong.

The enlightened person who just came to the Westward Journey, he noticed the time was wrong when he pinched the monkey's position. After further contact with the stone monkey, he found that the monkey had just jumped out of the stone not long ago and became a beautiful monkey. In a few days, Wang couldn't even speak human words, so he ran out to learn art from a teacher?

Very strange situation, is this Journey to the World not the orthodox version?The Enlightened One came in a hurry and didn't ask the boss for more things. Now it seems that this top job is not simple.

He was cheated by the Buddha last time. The Enlightened One who eats a trap and gains wisdom doesn't want to be tricked by those stinky bosses again. Let's investigate the world situation clearly.