Dimensionality Reduction! Two-dimensional!

Ah, not some sex toys bought and sold through secret channels.

The first time we see a person, we have a deep affection. This kind of affection comes inexplicably, but it should be taken for granted.

For love at first sight between human beings, apart from looks and temperament, there will be no other reasons.

What else could it be?Will you fall in love with a pig with a beautiful heart at first sight?

No matter how humorous Second Senior Brother is, no matter how gentle his personality is, which woman didn't get scared out of her wits when she saw him for the first time?

Bringing up this damn beauty theory again... I feel complicated.

This principle is applicable everywhere, even if the personality is abnormal, the same is true for Taoist priests with three views and inhumanity.

He was deeply attracted the first time he saw the girl Kuonji Yuzu.

Of course, it's not the kind of obscenity that involves hormones—does he still have hormones?

There was something about him in this petite girl.

Not Blue Lotus...

Kuonji, the witch who pursues the truth.

The pursuit of truth can be said to be something magicians have, but compared with magicians who regard killing as an instinct, Kuonji Yuju, who is indifferent on the outside and soft and kind in heart, is still more appetizing to him.

Yes, the same as him, even though his hands are bloody, the name alone can cause headaches for the burial organization of the Holy Church Church, and his notoriety has spread to the upper echelons of the inner world.

But he's a good guy...

"Uncle——no, Master is a good man..."

Amber was having a hard time, breathing quickly and said to her sister: "Last night, I covered us with quilts several times."

Her younger sister Fei Cui's face was red, she was holding her breath, her forehead was covered with beads of sweat, she struggled to speak, she could only nod her head...

The two little ghosts are squatting in the early morning beside a flower bed with hyacinths in the courtyard...

Two identical little girls were struggling to stand upright. There was something floating in the air next to them, radiating light. One could tell it was a baby.

This thing is like a stick, dark yellow in color, three feet six inches long, with 21 sections, and each section has four seals, a total of 84 seals...

If anyone dares to be lazy, this thing will emit a red light, which will cause burning pain on the body.

"Stand for two hours first. Although this thing won't hurt you, it hurts, even to the bone..."

After the Taoist said these words, Shi Shi ran into the mansion.

In the living room, Jiuyuan Temple looked at the two small figures outside, seeing how they were struggling to support, felt a little unbearable in his heart, but couldn't see it on his face, he just asked indifferently: "What are they doing?"

Liangyi picked up the teacup, took a breath, blown away the tea leaves on the water, took a sip, and praised endlessly: "Yinwu Mountain Maojian, the taste is mellow and sweet, the aroma is like orchid, and the flavor is deep. I still prefer it." I like the taste..."

Glancing at the cup of black tea in front of Jiuyuanji, he snorted coldly with disdain.

It looks very contemptuous of black tea.

Youzhu slightly frowned.

"They... are exercising. If they want to become stronger, they must first have a good body. The physical fitness of your magicians is always the biggest weakness. As long as you get close, it is no different from strangling a chicken."

Jiuyuanji Youzhu remained motionless, but looked at him out of the corner of his eye.

"What are you doing looking at me like that?"

The Taoist tapped his fingers on the table: "I know that there are many magicians who like to transform their bodies so that they are not too weak, but after all, they are all external forces. The real strength is always oneself, body, will, and spirit. ..."

"What's the difference between a magician and a salted fish if he doesn't have a medium for casting spells? But I'm different. Even if I don't have anything, I can go in and out of the clock tower seven times, nine shallow and one deep, and hit Huanglong directly!"

He said something inexplicable, and he also looked up at the two little devils: "When I was traveling in Europe, I met a priest of the Holy Church Church. He is the kind of master who only believes in himself. Jiquan really has a bit of the taste of Li Shuwen back then..."

Forgot the routine thank you, my fault.

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Chapter 14 Chapter 11 Gold glitter, take off your pants!hurry up!

Jiuyuan Temple has an infinite negative opinion of the Holy Church Church, and has no interest in European priests, let alone ask which path Li Shuwen is on.

She looks like a curious baby now, looking outside without blinking.

"What is that thing?"

Kuonji pointed at the gleaming whip floating in the air: "Familiar?"

Make you a Laba porridge!

That thing is one of the things that the gods of the heavens are most afraid of. Although there is no heaven in this world, let alone gods, don't underestimate it.

Which familiar is so powerful?

Your robin or two pigs?

"This thing, how should I put it, is a kind of prop that can bring people happiness. See if there are any knots, and if you see if there are any protruding parts on the whip, it will be very refreshing for a woman to use it..."

I've been with that old Siji Cangqi Chengzi for a long time, and I also like to have some dirty jokes when talking.

This is not good, as a Daoist Liangyi Daoist who bears the glory of Taoism, how can he be so dirty?

How can it be so inelegant?

How can you be so unlikable?

So the Taoist who knew he was slipping coughed awkwardly under the puzzled gaze of Jiuyuan Temple. Fortunately, the house girl didn't know what he was talking about just now: "I mean, this thing is...you can understand it as a magic weapon of an onmyoji .”

"What's the use of that?"

Onmyoji, an ancient profession, has long been wiped out under the tide of the times, and there is not even a scum left. It is estimated that the game called Onmyoji will not last long. Now we can only see a few words about this profession from some classics.

Originating in Nakasu, the profession is widely practiced in Japan and forms part of its unique Shinto style, Onmyo.

Onmyoji can be divination masters or illusionists. They not only know how to observe the stars and recognize faces, but also measure directions, know disasters, draw symbols, recite spells, and perform illusions.

Generally speaking, between Qi practitioners and charlatans, you can be understood as Maoshan Taoist priests.

"How should I put it, this thing... is basically a one-hit kill for Heroic Spirits."

I have already foreseen the end of the Holy Grail War. No matter what heroic spirit you are, as long as it is in the category of ghosts and gods, you can be beaten to death with a whip. , like the God of Earth God.

But no matter what kind of god it is, as long as it is a spirit body in essence, it is a braided thing, and the concept is in conflict with this whip, then the only thing to do is to kneel on the ground and stick up your butt.

Kuonji Youzhu's indifferent and cold expression changed instantly.

As we all know, the heroic spirits are the minions of the suppression force, and they are powerful, especially those high-ranking heroic spirits, who possess a powerful power comparable to that of the 27 ancestors.

But what does this guy say?

One hit kill?

Just that thing that looks like wood?

The unbelief in the eyes of the witch of the fairy tale is getting worse.

I don't believe it.

"Of course, if they can't hurt their main body in the Hall of Valor, they can only disperse the projection of their avatars... A book is needed to erase the concept of existence and history of their main body."

"That's great too."

Youzhu nodded suspiciously: "Do you have a name?"

"Have."

The Taoist nodded solemnly, and said the famous name of this artifact: "It's called a cucumber stick..."

………………

"It seems that you are still not durable enough..."

The Taoist priest Shi Shiran walked out of the door, raised his hand and threw the cucumber stick into his sleeve, and glanced at the two little devils. They were lying on the ground panting, covered in sweat, and their hair was wet with sweat.

In the early spring season, the two of them were wearing some thin clothes. These clothes were brought out from Wu Jing's house, and they were all soaked now. The clothes were tightly attached to the skin, and you could see...

Do not!Can't see anything!

What's the point of a young girl who doesn't take off her clothes?

"One and a half hours... so-so, you can't lie down at this time, stand up and walk slowly, wait for your breath to calm down and go to the house to rest."

Amber and Jade said feebly, "...Got it."

"louder!"

"Wagada! Wet!"

The Taoist priest was stunned by the cute teacher and father. He twitched the corners of his mouth, then straightened his face, and snorted: "Although it has not been two hours, I have mastered the basic tricks of the horse stance, which is not bad."

The sleeves flicked, and the two little lolis who were still lying on their stomachs were pulled up by a strong force: "There is a professional term for exercising the body. Horse stance or three-body posture or Hunyuan pile, the more you practice, the more comfortable you become, otherwise you will not practice well..."

Amber whispered: "But it's wet... Ouch!"

The Taoist priest raised his hands, expressionless: "Speak well."

"Woooo—but it still hurts after standing for a long time."

"Nonsense! Naturally, there is a limit to muscle endurance. Although there are many techniques to slow down and reduce it, overdoing it will still hurt your body. How do you feel now?"

The two little girls looked at each other, and said in a childlike voice, "It's very warm and comfortable, and my stomach is warm."

Liangyi remained silent for a while, and nodded after making sure that the brat wasn't talking dirty jokes: "...remember this feeling, and then go back to the room to learn Chinese characters."

Chinese characters should be regarded as the most difficult to learn among all national languages, especially Europeans who learn Chinese are the same as we learn English, and they are so painful that they want to jump on Monster Mountain...

Oops, I accidentally burst out the accent.

Fortunately, there are many Japanese characters that are originally Chinese characters, and amber and jade are still young, so they can be developed slowly—I mean learning.

Amber opened her big beautiful eyes, and said in distress, "How do you learn, Master?"

"What nonsense is this talking about?"

The Taoist waved his sleeves in displeasure: "Of course I study with my heart."