Dimensionality Reduction! Two-dimensional!

"The essence of illusion is to manipulate the five senses of others. As for the ability to manipulate the subconscious mind, it is not called illusion, it is called other gods..."

"The subconscious mind or the true spirit of the soul can only be stimulated or induced in the Zhongzhou cultivation system, but it must not be manipulated. A person's true spirit is the only characteristic that distinguishes him from other things. It is unique and has a very strong exclusivity. ..."

"The reason why your illusion doesn't work for me is very simple. We have different worldviews. You think the human body should have magic circuits, but I think the human body should have eight extraordinary meridians and acupoints around the sky; Energy is the same thing, but in my eyes, what I see in my eyes, yin and yang, five elements, earth, feng, shui and fire are the themes of the world..."

"Different ways of understanding will naturally be completely revealed in the illusion you created, so it is normal for me to see the truth at a glance..."

"If Yama in the ten halls of the underworld appears in the illusion you created instead of heaven and hell, maybe I will pretend to believe it..."

While expounding his worldview, the Taoist priest also did not forget to ask the fairy tale witch some questions about formations, especially the arrangement of formations on the spiritual veins. Jiuyuan Temple is a great expert in this area, and he wrote a paper and published it in the clock tower , is very likely to win a paper award this year.

As for spells...

It is nothing more than using language and body movements to sense the spiritual power of heaven and earth. On this point, Taoist priests are confident that there is no cultivation system that can be as perfect as Buddhism and Taoism.

The two talked for a long time in the living room, and they didn't go to bed until very late.

The Taoist went back to the room. This room had only been tidied up a few hours ago, so there was no style to speak of. It would be nice to have a bed.

On the bed, these two pink and tender young girls are sleeping...

The names are Amber and Emerald.

They are the twins of Wu Jing's family. Of course, we must give them a good Taoist name in the future.

Qingfeng and Mingyue are very good.

Seeing the sleeping twins hugging each other on the bed, the Taoist sat on the bed without waking them up without taking off their clothes.

"Let's meditate tonight..."

"That Jiuyuan Temple's intuition is really good, it seems like a tacit understanding, I can guess that the Taoist priest is the mudman who came to help their sisters resolve their conflicts..."

"Chengzi, you have been misunderstood by your sister as your brother-in-law, what should I do, I'm so panic, you must not rely on the trail..."

"I have a younger sister. I am the one who guards my body like a jade and does not talk nonsense..."

Liangyi, who had countless thoughts in his mind, slowly calmed down, but fell into a samadhi after a while.

………………

It's already morning since I woke up from the vacuum.

It was just dawn, and the Qi mechanism in his body told him that it was around 06:30 in the morning.

The Taoist's eyes are slightly closed, and a little bit of vision is hidden—that is, hidden.

Is it so difficult to understand what I say?

He was warm all over, and just when he wanted to get up and move around, he noticed a little guy lying on his lap.

No wonder, the crotch is a bit wet...

The Taoist slightly moved the kid's face away from his crotch, frowned and looked at the water stain.

"It's bad."

It's such a bad thing that kids like to sleep and drool.

Right?

Put this little girl who doesn't know whether it is emerald or amber well, the Taoist Qi will transport the dantian, and under the heat of the Qi method, the water stains will soon be wiped away.

So don’t complain about those people in fairy tales or martial arts dramas who basically don’t change their clothes. They have this ability. They don’t need to bring bath towels when they take a bath. The sweat evaporates as soon as it comes out, and the remaining salt is shaken off. up.

What clothes should I change...

"Yo, Mr. Liangyi."

Aoko Aozaki, who seemed to be preparing breakfast, greeted him energetically: "Did you sleep well?"

"It's okay, I can sleep well anywhere."

The Taoist waved his hand indifferently, pointed to the milk and bread on the table, and asked in surprise, "You still make these?"

Don't you mean idiot?

"Don't underestimate me, Qingzi!"

The girl proudly showed off her few advantages to him: "I not only know how to cook Western-style breakfast but also Japanese cuisine. Look, Dangdangdang—"

As he spoke, he opened a large bowl.

"Miso soup?"

Liangyi shook her head and smiled: "Amazing, Qingzi is awesome..."

Aoko Cangzaki clutched her chest: "Why does it feel like you're just comforting me? Or comforting a child..."

She laughed, and there was no need to put on airs in front of her prospective brother-in-law: "Mr. Liangyi can't cook? I remember that my sister seems to be able to..."

"That eight—cough, oranges do know a little bit."

He fixed the bun with a hairpin: "I...surely not, I have always had a dispensable attitude towards things like cooking."

"Ugh--"

The girl sighed in disappointment: "I also said that I could see the breakfast on the table when I woke up early this morning. Aren't all the male protagonists in the novels now have good cooking skills?"

"What kind of setting is this?"

He raised his eyebrows in a rare way, his sword eyebrows slanted, and he was indescribably heroic: "Cooking is a woman's business. I am a man of eight feet, and it's fine once in a while. I can't do it every day in the kitchen. Time is precious, how can we lose our ambition by playing with things?"

Well, time is precious, well said.

"...Aha."

My brother-in-law is really a traditional person.

Qingzi smiled awkwardly, and mourned for three seconds in silence for his elder sister who had been a cook for who knows how many years and might be this man's cook for the rest of her life.

She suddenly heard the Taoist ask in a flat tone: "Qingzi, do you want to learn how to practice Taoism with me?"

The girl who longed for being ordinary didn't even think about it, and simply waved her hand: "Mr. Liangyi, you should learn how to cook with me..."

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Two of the four major families of Tumo appeared in the sky: Liangyi and Qianshen, and two appeared in "Yue Ji": Qiye and Wujing, which can be found by searching on Baidu. I respect the original work very much for the basic setting, so you are acting so cute and messing around, are you trying to get my attention, woman? (Evilly picks up Ryogisaki's chin)

Although I said so, I can't take care of the timeline of Xingyue. It stands to reason that in [-], Shijie was still in the sixth grade of elementary school... just a rough idea.

Chapter 13 Chapter 10 Although the master does not admit that he is a lolicon, he is unexpectedly a good person

For a Taoist priest who regards longevity as the goal of his life, don't expect him to have such a high level and expectation in cooking.

If it wasn't for being unable to fast for a long time, he would not want to eat at all. There are too many impurities in the whole grains, let alone meat. Even when he is extremely hungry, he would just eat some sealwort fruit or something. As for him, he cooks by himself. Rice... probably has the same virtue as Jiuyuan Temple, so I am very lucky that I didn't put some lead and mercury in the pot.

"Although sealwort has various benefits, it is three-point poisonous. I don't want to take it if it is not necessary..."

If you can smell the delicious food keenly and clearly, all kinds of strange and strange smells that ordinary people can't smell, you probably don't want to eat anything.

Wen Yan declined Qingzi's sister-in-law's breakfast. The Taoist priest was dressed in feathers and had a sense of immortality, but what he was doing now was not very elegant.

Walking into his room, he glanced at the two little girls who were still sleeping soundly, with deep eyes, and lifted the quilts on them. The relatively low temperature made the two children shiver involuntarily even in their deep sleep, and then The strength of hugging each other is also much stronger...

"Clap clap clap-"

There was this crisp sound in the room.

"Ouch ooh..."

"Clap clap-"

"Whoa, whoa..."

With a few slaps, the two little girls were awakened from their dreams.

Although the method is quite rough, the effect is amazing.

Dare to stay in bed?

Make your ass bloom...

The two little ghosts followed him to the bathroom with tears in their hands, clutching their buttocks. Yuzu Kuwonji, who had just woken up, passed by their door, looked into the room with the open door, and frowned.

In her perception, this room gave her a very dangerous feeling.

Of course she didn't know that creatures like Taoist priests are very territorial. Even if it's just a small room for sleeping, they set up a few small killing arrays. Don't look at the few jade pendants and a few strange little flags in the corner. But it's so powerful that even a fairy tale witch can't break in for a while...

Formation takes advantage of the power of heaven and earth. Normally, it is impossible to arrange formations in this kind of room, but the Daoist is clever. He directly engraved the formation on the jade pendant containing spiritual energy. Although the power has been reduced a lot, it is better than nothing.

Qingzi finished his meal, and when Youzhu came downstairs, he was ready to go to school.

While packing her schoolbag, she complained to the petite girl: "Mr. Liangyi is really too, Amber and Jade are so small, it's time to sleep and grow up..."

Kuonji cast a veiled glance at her breasts, but said nothing.

In fact, you are also growing up, Qingzi?

I saw the new underwear you secretly bought yesterday - the size is a little bigger than before...

Looking down at himself again, he raised his head proudly.

I save fabric and I am proud...

"...Pull up other people's children, saying that they want to beat the body."

The Taoist priest took them to the living room: "Eat, eat [-]% full, eat slowly, and then come out to do homework."

Some capable and decisive Liangyi waved his sleeves: "Let's go, I'll wait for you in the courtyard outside..."

After speaking, he went out.

With a slightly cheerful personality, Amber, who is the older sister, asked in a low voice, "Uncle, what homework do we have to do, are we going to school?"

"You'll know when you come out after eating..."

The voice of Taoist Liangyi floated in from afar: "Also, don't call me uncle, call me master..."

………………

There is a word called love at first sight.