Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

"Thank you, boss, thank you, boss! The sky is full of true feelings, and my heart is full of love!"

Although the Tathagata Buddha said with a sinister smile in his heart:

"Wait to die, even if you only go to Journey to the West for a minute, it's up to you!"

"At that time, Ma Sui will make clear arrangements for you. I want you to kneel in front of me and beg me! Hahahahaha!"

Of course, the Tathagata Buddha didn't show anything on his face, and looked at Chu Hao gratefully.

Chu Hao showed a warm smile on his face,

"However, Tathagata Buddha, you need to know how much you can do with how much money you give. There are [-] ways to work with [-] merits, and [-] ways to work with [-] merits."

"You have to think about it carefully. Don't say that you didn't notify in advance this time."

Upon hearing this, the Tathagata Buddha hurriedly asked:

"Then... can the [-] meritorious water go to the Westward Journey team?"

Chu Hao nodded and said without hesitation:

"Of course it is possible!"

"Everything is counted according to what we agreed before!"

When the Tathagata Buddha heard it, his eyes were all golden.

"Ok, ok, ok, that's it!"

As long as you can go to the west and be framed by Ma Sui, even if Ma Sui beats you to death, that would be a great thing!

If Chu Hao goes, Xitian will not lose no matter whether it is Ma Sui's favor, the tens of thousands of merit water, or even the contribution of 30 merit water in the next month!

This is the biggest thing, he really didn't expect Chu Hao to be so soft-hearted!

"Bring it..." Chu Hao still had a gentle expression on his face.

Tathagata Buddha didn't say a word, and quickly handed out [-] merits and deities.

"Go, go, go!" Tathagata Buddha urged.

Chu Hao nodded, and took the [-] merits and virtues of the Tathagata Buddha.

Tathagata Buddha stretched his neck and hurriedly urged:

"Go!"

Chu Hao nodded,

"Wait a minute, the time hasn't come yet."

Tathagata Buddha frowned,

"The timing? What timing?"

Chu Hao shook his head, and suddenly cast a magical power,

Although Chu Hao didn't have the round light mirror that Xi Tian had, he still had the usual way to create illusions.

Well, lack of a round light mirror magical power...

"What is this?" Tathagata Buddha asked.

Chu Hao shook his head, pretending to be mysterious and said:

"You'll know after reading it."

Tathagata Buddha frowned, wondering what kind of medicine Chu Hao sold in the gourd.

But he still carefully observed the content of the illusion. The Tathagata Buddha knew that Chu Hao was very scheming and arrogant, and he would not do meaningless things.

And the content of this illusion also attracted the Tathagata Buddha in an instant,

"Aren't these seven innate treasure gourds?!"

Tathagata Buddha exclaimed.

"But what does this have to do with Journey to the West?" Tathagata Buddha asked.

Chu Hao waved his hand,

"Don't ask, look down."

Tathagata Buddha frowned, it was related to the seven best innate spiritual treasures, Tathagata Buddha was also very excited, no doubt about him, continue to watch.

Then, he saw the gourd of the seven innate treasures burst open!

Out of it jumped out seven little children!

These seven children went to rescue the grandfather who was captured by the snake spirit one by one!

Ah, what a touching story!

This is the future of the seven innate treasure gourds that have never been imagined!

How did this Prison God Chu Hao know so clearly?Can he see through the past, present and future?

Until the end of the illusion, Tathagata Buddha still has more to say.

"So what does this have to do with Journey to the West?" Tathagata Buddha asked nervously.

"Of course there is no deep meaning."

Chu Hao raised up three fingers mysteriously,

"three!"

"two!"

"one!"

"Get off work! Call it a day!"

Chu Hao put away the divine water of merit and virtue, turned around and entered the law enforcement hall, and closed the door.

The Tathagata Buddha left alone tossed about in the wind.

Chapter 836 Don't kill Master, kill the door again!

The Tathagata Buddha is already stupid in place, and his face is already a little demented.

At this moment, he was almost drooling at the corner of his mouth, and then said a few words...

Because this is outrageous!

When the Tathagata Buddha reacted, he shouted angrily:

"Come on, catch the liar! Scam in person! Come on!"

The Tathagata Buddha realized that he was obviously deceived, and he still played himself like a fool!

The phantom that Chu Hao played just now was basically delaying time!

All his purpose is to catch fish and wait until he gets off work!

The Tathagata Buddha was furious, glaring at the Jade Emperor next to him,

"Your Majesty, the Heavenly Court has always been upright. You have seen with your own eyes that Chu Hao is cheating so shamelessly!"

"Shouldn't you stand up and punish Chu Hao, Your Majesty? Wouldn't this make everyone think that Heaven is a place where filth is hidden!"

The Tathagata Buddha is also angry and stupid, after all, he has never seen such a hooligan, even the Tathagata Buddha has never seen it, fraud can be so righteous, mysterious and elegant!

The Jade Emperor took a deep look at the Tathagata Buddha, but there was always a faint smile on the corner of the Jade Emperor's mouth, which could not be suppressed no matter how hard he tried, but the Jade Emperor still had to put on a show.

Seeing the Jade Emperor cough twice, he shouted into the Law Enforcement Hall:

"Where is Nezha?"

Nezha trotted out, "Your Majesty, I'm here."

The Jade Emperor pointed to the Tathagata Buddha next to him and said:

"The Tathagata Buddha was deceived in front of our Law Enforcement Hall. The liar is really abominable. You should file a case now, and you must catch the liar and give Xitian a face!"

"You must pay attention to the matter of the Tathagata Buddha, otherwise it will destroy the brotherhood between my Heavenly Court and Xitian!"

How could Nezha fail to recognize the joke in Jade Emperor's words?

This,

Who in the hall will sue this official!

Nezha immediately stood at attention and said respectfully:

"Please rest assured, Your Majesty and Tathagata Buddha, we will definitely do our best to find out who deceived Tathagata Buddha, and give Tathagata Buddha justice!"

"Okay, let's get off work." Jade Emperor waved his hand.

"Hey, I'm off work!" One second, Nezha was serious and businesslike, and the next second he closed the door and ran away.

Before Nezha left, he said to Tathagata Buddha very seriously and solemnly: "Don't worry, Tathagata Buddha, our law enforcement hall is strict in law enforcement. Our boss said that the establishment of the law enforcement hall is only for three things:"

"Fair, fair, and damn fair!"

"We will never wrongly wrong a bad person, and we will never arrest a good person by mistake!"

Then Nezha snickered and left,

Laughing and cursing secretly in my heart; stupid|Forcing Tathagata Buddha, you want to bully my boss in front of my Law Enforcement Hall, and you are still reporting to the official in my Law Enforcement Hall?

Confused!

Nezha left happily, and it was time to go on a date.

The Tathagata Buddha was beside him gritting his teeth angrily. No matter how stupid he was, he would know that he was deceived this time, but in fact, he really didn’t blame the Tathagata Buddha. , born in Buzhou Mountain, with seven congenital gourds, one each of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, which are obtained by Nuwa, Sanqing, Luya, Hongyun, and Hongjun. To be a treasure of merit.

The seven treasure gourds are all supreme treasures, incomparable, so when the Tathagata Buddha saw the opening scene just now, he became greedy and was attracted.

But I didn't expect the following plot to be a bit too outrageous, it's fine to jump out of seven dolls, why was it caught by the snake spirit?

Return gourd babies to save grandpa, send them one by one!

Tathagata Buddha: I admit that this is an art that I cannot accept, but when I wake up, I have been deceived.