Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

Chu Hao wanted to leave, but Tathagata Buddha didn't care about face, and grabbed Chu Hao's hand again, "Chu Hao, you have to lead the Westward Journey team today no matter what you say, I will never allow you to be so lazy!"

The Jade Emperor watched from the side, shaking his head,

"Why should the Tathagata Buddha insist? Journey to the West is almost the same day after day..."

It was also the first time for the Jade Emperor to see the Tathagata Buddha so firm. This guy is absolutely amazing, isn't it necessary?

The Jade Emperor naturally didn't know why the Tathagata Buddha was so persistent, but the Jade Emperor was also moved by the sincerity of the Tathagata Buddha, "Tathagata Buddha, I know you are eager to travel west, but you must not force Chu Hao on this matter, but I think everything can be discussed."

The Jade Emperor tried his best to wink at Chu Hao,

Aiqing, I have created another opportunity for you to blackmail Xitian, how great it is!

However, Chu Hao lacked interest. Even if it was blackmail, Chu Hao only wanted to send blackmail to his door during working days and vacation time, and he didn't bother to do it.

Chu Hao waved his hands impatiently,

"Don't be like this, Tathagata Buddha, I won't change my mind."

"I'm exhausted today. I'm very tired. I don't want to go to work at all. Please go back."

Tathagata Buddha is in a hurry,

"Discuss, it's easy to discuss if you have something to say! Don't talk so hard!"

"This is the Ten Thousand Merit Divine Water..."

"Oh yes, this is my salary for today, thank you."

Chu Hao snatched the virtuous water from the Tathagata Buddha, and the Tathagata Buddha froze in place, blindfolded.

Robbed?

Chu Hao looked at Tathagata Buddha with disdain,

"Okay, don't act like you haven't seen the market before, doesn't Rijie know?"

"You Xitian promised me 30 merits and gods water every month, but I don't want such a long period, so I have to convert it into a daily salary and send it to my law enforcement hall."

The Tathagata Buddha looked bewildered,

"There is still this stubble?!"

Tathagata Buddha instantly recognized the pros and cons,

If the day ends in the future, then Amitabha's plan will come to naught!

Amitabha originally planned to secretly find some means to trap Chu Hao, so as to take the opportunity to withhold all of Chu Hao's merits and virtues.

In this way, all the initiative is in the western sky,

Even Amitabha can default on the merits and divine water first. At that time, Chu Hao is under the control of others and asks Xitian instead.

Amitabha is smarter. When he promised Chu Hao to participate in the Westward Journey, he had already thought of the follow-up method.

Maybe this is instinct. When he was dealing with believers, he was simply used to plundering, and he immediately learned by analogy.

But he didn't know that when it comes to fighting against capitalists, Chu Hao is a veteran!

If every day is closed, as long as one day's salary is not in place, Chu Hao will leave.

With the current situation of Journey to the West, Chu Hao left with a shake of his hands, which basically means that Journey to the West is going uncontrollable.

One-hand daily knots can solve most of the exploitation, if not, there are more wonderful ways to beat Xitian violently.

The Tathagata Buddha was extremely nervous, roaring angrily again and again,

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Who promised you that the day will end?!"

"Who has promised this matter? No, this is not within our promise at all!"

Chu Hao looked at the Tathagata Buddha with an idiot look on his face,

"Daily settlement is the traditional settlement method of our Heavenly Court. I am now the Great Emperor Gouchen, the law enforcement prison god of the Three Realms, so you naturally have to follow my Heavenly Court's settlement method!"

Chu Hao glanced at the Jade Emperor,

The Jade Emperor spread his hands quite naturally,

"That's right, Chu Hao has been making daily settlements since ancient times, he didn't lie to you!"

Although the Jade Emperor also knew that Chu Hao was talking nonsense with his eyes open, and it was the first time he had heard the word day knot, this did not prevent the Jade Emperor from understanding the pros and cons. This was an important opportunity for Chu Hao to fight for the initiative. The emperor is naturally going to Chu Hao!

One big and one small, the two great emperors looked at Tathagata Buddha innocently, and Tathagata Buddha blushed from seeing them!

He knew that he had fallen into a trap no matter what, neither the Jade Emperor nor Chu Hao was a human being!

Rijie, Xitian and Tianting have been in contact for many years, and they have never heard of this method.

The Jade Emperor was able to say without blushing and without beating his heart that he has been practicing daily knots since ancient times, he has learned badly!

The Tathagata Buddha regretted that he came to the Law Enforcement Hall alone to seek revenge, which was simply a shame.

Tathagata Buddha's clever little head turned around, and he quickly figured out the pros and cons of it. In any case, ten thousand merits and divine water is a trivial matter, but the favor of a quasi-sage is a major matter!

Tathagata Buddha took a deep breath, pointed at Chu Hao and said:

"I won't share with you about the end of the day. Tell me, how can I lead the Westward Journey?"

Chu Hao did not hesitate,

"tomorrow."

"Unless you ask for leave."

The Tathagata Buddha raised his eyebrows, his eyes were filled with unconcealable anger,

"I said today!"

"I don't want to talk nonsense with you, I will give you another ten thousand merits and gods, and go to lead the Westward Journey now!"

Ten thousand meritorious deities, this number is already very large.

But Chu Hao still flat-mouthed,

"Where to send beggars? Do you know? The Ten Thousand Merit Shenshui is also called Goubuli, understand?"

Chapter 835 On the highest level of fish fishing - face-to-face fishing

The Jade Emperor stood beside him expressionlessly, today is another extraordinary day!

I think back then when I took out the eight thousand merit water, it was all packed in jade gourds, but I didn’t know how much effort was put into it, but I didn’t know that in front of Mr. Chu Hao, the ten thousand merit water was called a dog. reason!

This is simply murderous!

I can't say how lonely I feel in my heart, but the Jade Emperor has long accepted this gap between rich and poor.

Not to mention the Jade Emperor, in fact, even the Tathagata Buddha became mad when he heard this Goubuli meritorious water.

But when he thought of Chu Hao's 30 merits and divine water in a month, he couldn't stand it all at once. How should I put it, maybe this is fate!

Just why am I the one getting ripped off?

Tathagata Buddha stared at Chu Hao, and said seriously:

"Chu Hao, let me persuade you to emphasize again, the matter of Journey to the West..."

Chu Hao covered his ears,

"Hey, if you don't listen, don't listen, bastard chant the scriptures."

Tathagata Buddha: "..."

"I'll give you the money."

Chu Hao put his hands down immediately, with a serious face, "If it's less than [-], no discussion, thank you."

Tathagata Buddha: "..."

One hundred thousand merits and divine water, I want to play seesaw with you|Mom!

Do you think that the meritorious water is picked up?

The Tathagata Buddha felt even more uncomfortable when he thought of the Eight Treasures merit pool that had been evaporated in vain in the Western Paradise.

That was the largest loss in Xitian history.

However, in order to allow Xitian to develop normally, Amitabha added another pool.

But Amitabha is not a saint either... oh no, he is a saint, but he is not a philanthropist either.

This pool of divine water of merit has drawn the heart and soul of Amitabha Buddha. Amitabha has been distressed for a long time, and he also stipulated that this pool of divine water of merit will be deducted from the reward of merit after Journey to the West.

But now, the most outrageous thing is that Amitabha also included Chu Hao's reward in this pool of merit and virtue.

Reverse exploitation!

Although Tathagata Buddha also has the power to control more meritorious waters, he doesn't want to at all!

Because this is also his teacher's plan, if there is any abnormality in the consumption of the merit and divine water in the merit pool, the fault will all be blamed on the Tathagata Buddha!

Amitabha is only responsible for advancing the merits and gods, the Tathagata Buddha is responsible for taking the blame, and Chu Hao is responsible for draining it...

The Tathagata Buddha didn't dare to agree to Chu Hao easily at all, he could only plead: "One hundred thousand is really too much, can't it be cheaper?"

Tathagata Buddha just asked casually.

Based on his understanding of Chu Hao, if he hadn't kneeled on the ground to kowtow to Chu Hao, Chu Hao basically wouldn't have given Xitian any kindness.

However, this time the Tathagata Buddha felt the warmth of heaven.

"Okay." Chu Hao smiled and looked at Tathagata Buddha.

Chu Hao originally wanted to get rid of Tathagata Buddha directly, but suddenly received a task.

[Mission: Don't waste the meritorious water that comes to your door, accept the Buddha's invitation and go crazy fishing! 】

[Reward: Ten Standard Acquired Spirit Treasures]

Seeing that when he was about to get together a set of Zhou Tian Xing Dou array, he reluctantly agreed to the abuse that Tathagata Buddha sent to his door.

At this moment, the Tathagata Buddha slowly raised his head, as if he saw the Buddha who saved the suffering!

Tathagata Buddha held Chu Hao's hand very moved, and said excitedly: