Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

Abba, aba, it wasn’t like this when I went there just now!

How the hell have I lived here for so long, how can I not know?

It's too late, who the hell is doing this?Is Yama of the Ten Temples crazy?Is the Wufang ghost emperor crazy?Or did Emperor Fengdu finally go crazy?

The underworld in front of them has completely overturned their perception of the world.

The treasure goddess froze in place for a while, not knowing how to fix it.

At this moment, the eyes of the three great men who were hiding in the dark were full of astonishment, and their heads were blank, and they didn't know what to do.

You can't beat them at all, why don't you join them.

But now is not the time for them to jump out, otherwise the king of Tang will only be suspicious... Although this is the current situation, the three masters don't think there is anything more outrageous.

The Treasure Goddess and the Three Great Masters secretly transmitted voices,

The goddess of treasure said anxiously: "It doesn't make sense, I was fine when I went out just now, why did I turn around like this?! What should I do now?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva had a strange expression on his face, "Do you want to arrest Yama of the Ten Temples to rectify?"

Treasure Goddess twitched her mouth, "Pull it down, since the last time the Hell God made a fuss about our Ksitigarbha forces, the Asuras took the opportunity to make us completely lose control of the underworld.

If I could come out to meet him, it would be a forced intrusion. If I make a big fuss, it will only be a thankless effort. Besides... I am afraid that I came prepared. "

Manjusri Bodhisattva: "Then... what to do? Guanyin, what did the Buddha say?"

Avalokitesvara: "Buddha Goose Buddha, the ancestor of martial arts, the ancestor of Buddha."

Manjusri Bodhisattva: "???"

Samantabhadra:"???"

Treasure Goddess: "???"

You are wrong!Guanyin!

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva looked helpless, "My Buddha has turned off the vision of supernatural powers, and now I can't communicate with Buddha at all."

All four showed signs of despair.

It’s over.

At a critical moment, the Buddha is offline! ?

So what's next?

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was still stubborn and said bluntly:

"Keep going, there will always be a level that can scare him! Besides, we still have a chance of surviving! We must let King Tang convert to my Buddha!"

The Treasure Goddess calmed down and came back to see King Tang.

But he found that Tang Wang was shopping around curiously about the baby.

Tang Wang is also an eye-opener at this moment.

The imaginary hell: ghostly aura, fierce aura soaring to the sky, roaring in the wind, and howling ghosts.

The hell in reality: the male ghost is cheerful, the female ghost is enchanting, the scenery is beautiful, and you will never forget to return.

At the beginning, King Tang planned to use the endless yang energy of his God-fixing Pill to frighten and punish evil.

Now it seems……

Female ghosts are so cute, how can they hurt them?

And King Tang wandered around for a long time, felt more strange products, even more strange, stroked his beard, thought for a long time before saying: "So, this is the underworld, it has a special flavor."

Just when Treasure Goddess felt completely overwhelmed.

Next to that street, I saw the former master Li Yuan, his elder brother Jian Jian, and his old brother Yuan Ji, they rushed forward to claim their lives.

The Treasure Goddess was so moved that she almost cried. This scene was as planned, and it was finally on the right track!

However, the next second caused the Treasure Goddess to collapse directly!

Chapter 343 The underworld collapsed, take a look, crazy year!

But he saw Jian Jiancheng and Yuan Ji's ghosts rushing up to beat him up and kill him.

According to the original plan, it must be that the king of Tang was scared to death, and then the goddess of the Tibetan Bodhisattva rescued him, which immediately made Li Shimin grateful.

However, Treasure Goddess is over and times have changed.

But King Tang snorted coldly, his body was full of brilliance, like the rising sun!

In the next second, the souls of Li Yuan, Jian Jian, and Yuan Ji were directly vaporized, leaving no scum left.

"If I can kill you once, I can kill you countless times! Jiangshan, the winner is king!"

King Tang snorted coldly, and casually said to Treasure Goddess:

"Don't worry, I will protect you."

Treasure Goddess: "..."

For a moment, she felt that she should be grateful to Dade.

The four women taught in the West always feel that the way to open the underworld is completely wrong. How did it become like this? !

This is no longer outrageous.

With Tang Wang's appearance, let alone an ordinary ghost, even King Yama would not be able to scare him!

Guanyin Bodhisattva shouted countless times in his heart, Buddha Tathagata, Buddha Lulai!

However, the Tathagata Buddha turned off the supernatural vision early, went back to take a bath and went to sleep.

The treasure goddess and the three great masters only feel that they are now in a daze and have lost their backbone.

Suddenly, a pair of boys in green clothes held banners and banners, and shouted loudly: "The King of Hades is here to invite you."

Guanyin Bodhisattva could only speak to the Treasure Goddess via sound transmission: "According to the plan."

The Treasure Goddess is going crazy, what other plans are there now, it's outrageous to the point of no end!

But there is no way, just take one step at a time.

Let it be fate, God knows what will happen next.

"Your Majesty, it's time to go!" The treasure goddess shouted.

Tang Wang is dancing a square dance with a group of middle-aged women and ghosts at the moment. As expected of Tang Wang, he has a strong learning ability and learned it very quickly.

Tang Wang: Everything that can't scare me will only make me more perverted!

Reluctantly, King Tang left the square dance team. Under the persuasion of all the middle-aged female ghosts, he left cruelly, "Next time I will come to ask you to dance this... what kind of dance together." Tang Wang said.

The female ghosts let go.

Treasure Goddess has given up thinking, it's over, Tang Wang's reluctance seems to have deviated from the original plan a little bit?

Forget it, leave him alone, Abba Abba will pass by...

Tang Wang and Baozang Tiannv were led by the boy in Tsing Yi,

After walking for a few miles, I suddenly saw a city with a big sign hanging on the gate, with seven big gold characters written "Ghost Gate of the Underworld".

There are thousands of colorful clouds fluttering, and thousands of red mist appear faintly.Geng Geng's eaves fly with monster heads, brilliant mandarin duck slices...

fake!Not so mighty!

The sign of "Ghost Gate of the Underworld" has been blocked by a red banner!

There is a line of eye-catching characters written on this red banner:

"Warmly welcome the leaders to come to the prefecture to inspect and guide the work!"

Near the ghost gate, there are several particularly novel banners.

"Speaking of civilization, establishing a new style, and creating a beautiful ghost town, start with you and me!"

"Enhance the harmony and unity of neighbors and create a harmonious relationship"

"Pleasant words are respected by ghosts, but evil words are hurt by ghosts"

"A city is civilized and courteous, full of harmony and happiness"

"Continue to promote the emancipation of the mind, continue to strive for development advantages, and continuously improve work style!"

King Tang raised his brows high. It was the first time he saw this form of welcome. To learn!"

"I didn't expect, I really didn't expect that even the underworld knows the principle of promoting civilization and establishing a new style. It is difficult for me to spread the teaching of Xiangxu among the fields in the world. Alas, I am ashamed."

King Tang lowered his head in shame, and he wanted to learn this advanced and easy-to-popular education method. Isn't this much better than the private school's niche education?

Directly simplify the morality of the article, and warn the people in the form of banners, so that more people will be affected, and not just one or two!

Wonderful, really wonderful!

And the faces of the treasure goddess and the three masters in the dark have turned green.

I'm so... directly Abba!

What the hell is going on here?

Why did the ghost gate turn into such a ghostly look?

Who can tell me, a majestic ghost gate, why let this talk about civilization and establish a new style?Want to build a beautiful ghost town?

Treasure Goddess has lost focus of her eyes and is drooling on the spot.

Although she has experienced many battles, she has never experienced such a shock to her worldview.

This time I was really careless, I didn't flash, my brain rubbed for a while, and I fell into confusion.

Tang Wang is not satisfied, so he quickly memorized all the sentences in the banners he saw. He must remember this form, which will have a great effect on enlightening the people!

The three masters were also a little at a loss,

Looking at the closed ghost gate, they suddenly felt a little scared.

I really don't know what is waiting for them behind the door.