Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

Let the leader talk if he's happy, it's none of my business anyway.

The Tathagata Buddha's eyes were bloodshot, he was already a little dazed, and he was still muttering: "Go in soon, it should be at this moment!...Um...Go in?"

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the goddess of treasures hooked Tang Wang's wronged soul into hell without any accident.

Tathagata Buddha: "..."

Three thousand Buddhas: "..."

Buddha, does your face hurt?

The Tathagata Buddha babbled at least a hundred sentences, he is here, even if the wolf has come, he will read it to you and go away!

However, Chu Hao never showed up from the beginning to the end.

Everything went so smoothly that everyone was surprised.

Tathagata Buddha was extremely embarrassed, but he said calmly:

"Since the Tang king has gone to the underworld, the plan is half successful, and everyone's hard work is not in vain. Let's rest for a while and wait for the good news."

The three thousand Buddhas smiled on their faces, and their hearts were full of criticism.

Your uncle, isn’t it just because you are like a fucking epileptic seizure, you keep pushing Lai Lai, so that we all concentrate on it, just now we were staring at a pigeon, like a fucking Fool!

I was happy today, but you are a stupid [forced the leader to make a big fuss, there are too many thieves, and we still have to act with you after the end, you big [Master!

Of course, all the three thousand Buddhas cursed like this in their hearts, but their faces were very gentle, and they chanted in unison: "My Buddha saves all living beings, is merciful and merciful, Amitabha!"

Translate, boss, you are paralyzed.

The Tathagata Buddha smiled slightly, "Let's come to an end here, everyone, take a rest, and report any other situation at any time."

The Tathagata Buddha was actually wondering in his heart, it doesn't make sense!

To cover up the imperial aura and forcibly seduce the soul of the king of Tang, how could that strange figure not intervene in such a big matter?

impossible!

Is that guy good?

The Tathagata Buddha also pinched his fingers, and as before, there was a sky-covering talisman, and the Tathagata Buddha could not count at all for Chu Hao.

Tathagata Buddha suddenly realized something in his heart, and couldn't help but sneer,

"It seems that the words of the Lantern Ancient Buddha last time have worked. That kid also knows that fate is inevitable. Now I am afraid that he is ready to change the direction of the wind."

"Huh, those who know the current affairs are outstanding, good birds choose trees to live in, and all the talents in the world respect this truth."

The Tathagata Buddha was so happy that he closed his supernatural vision, and all the three thousand Buddhas went to rest.

The Tathagata Buddha did not expect that the real fun has only just begun!

As for Chu Hao, whom the Tathagata Buddha had been thinking about all the time, he had just set off.

The world, Chang'an City.

Chu Hao was in the palace, enjoying the service of the maid and princess, so he couldn't be too comfortable.

Chu Hao has been observing the outside world all the time, whether it is the Western Heaven forcibly covering up the heavenly secrets, or the treasure celestial girl seizing the soul of the Tang King, or Manjusri Bodhisattva appearing to blow the Tang King, Chu Hao has noticed it all.

Chu Hao even guessed that the Buddhas of the Western Paradise might be secretly watching.

To put it simply, Xitian predicted that Chu Hao would appear, and Chu Hao predicted that Xitian would predict his own appearance.

So Chu Hao never showed up, and there was no need to show up.

Of course, Chu Hao wasn't always doing nothing.

Chu Hao was waiting for someone, no, a ghost.

In the next second, a ghostly aura lingered in front of Chu Hao, and a gardener suddenly emerged from the terrifying black mist!

Emperor Fengdu had scissors in his left hand and a kettle in his right, and wore a sun hat on his head. He was simple and honest, dressed as a hard-working gardener, which made Chu Hao's face hurt.

"You are a majestic Emperor of Fengdu, can you be a little like an emperor?" Chu Hao said contemptuously.

Emperor Fengdu grinned, showing simplicity and diligence,

"Sorry, sorry, I'm used to it, I'll change my humble job now."

The Great Emperor Fengdu suddenly changed, and returned to the original appearance of the tall, majestic, ferocious and terrifying Emperor Fengdu!

Moreover, compared to the Emperor Fengdu that Chu Hao had seen before, the Emperor Fengdu at this moment unexpectedly has a stronger aura and sharper eyes.

Chu Hao frowned,

"Cutting flowers in Kunlun Mountains gave you insights? You have already achieved Da Luo Consummation?!"

Emperor Fengdu hurriedly bowed his head and nodded, grinning and said:

"It's all thanks to your care, otherwise I wouldn't have such a humble job."

Chu Hao waved his hand, "Okay, okay, don't say too many compliments, pack up and get ready to go, have you brought anything?"

Emperor Fengdu nodded, and took out a book of life and death, "I brought it, I brought it."

Holding the book of life and death, Chu Hao raised a sinister smile,

"Evil Western religion, prepare to accept the sanctions of the proletariat!"

"In Xitian, you have the final say, but when you go to hell, it's up to me to have the final say."

Emperor Fengdu suddenly said: "But in Xitian, you have the final say..."

Chu Hao rolled his eyes, "What nonsense are you talking about, let's go!"

In the next second, Chu Hao and Emperor Fengdu entered the underworld.

On the other side, the treasure goddess led Tang Wang into the underworld, while the three great men were secretly protecting.

Guanyin Bodhisattva sneered secretly, "No matter how strong your yang energy is, the ghostly aura of hell will surely make you tremble with fear!"

However, when Tang Wang and his party entered the underworld, they were all dumbfounded.

Especially the three masters, roaring madly,

"I, Cao, what happened! How did such a terrifying underworld become like this?!"

Chapter 342 Internet Celebrity Check-in Holy Land, New Version of Hell's Ship

The normal cognition of the underworld is a horrible impression of ghostly aura and bloody light covering the sun!

It should be a gloomy, blood-colored world, with ghosts crying and howling wolves everywhere.

The ferocious bull's head and horse's face stood in this gloomy purgatory, and endless skeletons floated in the Nai River, rolling up the mat, and finally the living soul was swallowed up.

There are also the most classic and famous Huangquan Road, Naihe Bridge, Guimenguan, and [-] levels of hell: Diaojin Prison, Youwang Prison, Huopig Prison, Fengdu Prison, Tongue Prison, Grinding Prison, Dust Prison, Chebeng Prison... ...Wait, a holy place for all kinds of Internet celebrities to check in.

This should be the underworld!

This should be a frightening hell!

But now, the underworld in front of them made the Treasure Goddess and the Three Great Masters almost drop their jaws!

I only saw those hideous and terrifying bull-headed horse faces, all wearing masks, covering their terrifying faces, but revealing their muscles.

The originally ferocious bull head and horse face instantly turned into a bull head ♂horse face♂ which infuriated the inside, adding a touch of anxiety to the serious underworld.

There are also those female ghosts with long tongues and slit mouths. Now their tongues are also closed, and their mouths are not open.

They are all wearing sexy and gentle clothes, from blue and white short skirt sailor suits, to pink nurse uniforms, to secretary uniforms with hip skirts...

At a glance, good guy, there are sexy, light-bodied female ghosts coming and going, how can people control this? !

All kinds, a hundred flowers bloom and a hundred schools of thought contend!

Even the mediocre ghosts and ghosts showed their talents one by one!

Two ghosts with long tongues got together and pulled out their tongues to play as erhu; the decapitated ghost next to him beat his head on the drum of the flayed ghost next door; lungs, so their high notes appear more penetrating.

Groups of ghosts turned into street performers on the roadside of Huangquan.

What song do you sing?

"Chicken, you are so beautiful! "

"Big Bowl of Wide Noodles! "

There is also a group of elderly women and ghosts dancing square dances next to them!

"The boundless horizon is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills!

What kind of rhythm is the most rocking, what kind of singing is the most joyful! "

"Little Apple", "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style", "The Most Dazzling Little Apple" and "Spicy Girl" have everything you want!

How outrageous how outrageous it is!

Anyway, everything is according to what Chu Hao gave.

What's more, even Huangquan Road, which was supposed to be bloody and sinister, has been cleaned up!

Some places where the blood color could not be washed off were directly dyed pink, dotted with some bright flowers.

Oh hey, that guy is directly from heaven and earth!

Walking on Huangquan Road, you can feel:

The sunshine and vitality of the bull's head and horse face; the graceful figure of various female ghosts; the performance of evil spirits and ghosts; the square dance of old women and ghosts; and the green grass on the ground; the fragrance of fruits and vegetables on the roadside, Ana flying butterflies, and the industriousness of bees faintly... …

This is, the hell that is revealed in front of everyone is not the most outrageous, only more outrageous!

Tang Wang's eyes lit up, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

"Oh, there is such a body-protruding waiter, it's a hell, it's beyond anyone's imagination!"

"Also, what kind of dance is this? It seems that there is an urge to join in the blood spurting."

"Tsk tsk tsk, why is this song so hard to pronounce? Is there something in your mouth?"

"Miaomiaomiao! What a hell, what the world calls hell, the ghosts and horrors, in my opinion, it's all nonsense, don't you think it's pretty good?"

Tang Wang waved his hand happily, and looked back to see that the treasure goddess had been petrified in place, and was dumbfounded.