Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

Which of these is something that humans can do?

The Jade Emperor has been completely demented by the side, if it is not because of the image problem, the Jade Emperor would also miss Aba Aba...

The scene was completely out of control, this prison god was crazy and couldn't be stopped.

The Jade Emperor was in a panic now, but it seemed like a girl whose clothes had been stripped and her hands and feet were bound, she could only let nature take its course.

Let him, whoever he is, as long as he is happy.

Anyway, he is not uncomfortable, as long as he is free...

But on Tathagata's side, looking at the golden cicadas, silver cicadas and iron cicadas in Chu Hao's hands, Tathagata was so angry that he stood there for several minutes.

He tried his best to restrain himself from making a move, and the more he restrained, the more he wanted to make a move. He wished he could swallow Chu Hao alive!

The Tathagata Buddha spent several minutes suppressing his blood pressure on the spot, preventing it from bursting.

It was not easy for the Tathagata Buddha to survive the blood pressure that was almost bursting into blood vessels, but at this moment, the Tathagata has bulging veins and a hideous face.

"Chu Hao, you..."

"Hey, wait a moment if you speak harshly." Chu Hao suddenly made a stop gesture to Tathagata.

Tathagata stopped as expected.

Then I saw Chu Hao suddenly take out the real Jin Chanzi Yuanshen.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Chu Hao used his middle finger to charge up and flicked hard!

Jin Chanzi's primordial spirit was in pain, screaming in pain, clutching his lower body,

"Ow!!"

Even though it was only in the primordial spirit state, Jin Chanzi's screams pierced into everyone's ears directly, the shrillness was unbearable.

Many male immortals and Buddhas present couldn't help but tighten their legs slightly, with cowardly expressions on their faces.

I, Cao, really hate this too.

Although it didn't hurt the root, it was more terrifying than any form of threat.

What Chu Hao did to Jin Chanzi was a pain that all men felt the same way!

It is conceivable that one day in the future, Tang Seng met Chu Hao on the way to learn the scriptures.

Chu Hao was able to touch Tang Seng's bald head, and said with a smile: "Uncle loved you back then, and even played bouncy games with you in front of gods and Buddhas all over the sky! Thinking about it now, it was a wonderful time..."

It's over, thinking of this scene, all the Buddhas in the West looked like concubines.

It's over, it's over, it's over, Jin Chanzi doesn't need to be a human anymore...

Then Chu Hao put the golden cicada back into the gourd of scattered souls, smiled and said to Tathagata Buddha: "What did you want to say just now, keep talking, come on. I'll listen."

In Chu Hao's smile, there was a trace of innocence, a trace of kindness, and a trace of compromise.

People can't help but have an illusion, is this really the cruel, devil-like person just now?

Chapter 225 Simple, You Give Me Your Golden Lotus Merit

The Tathagata Buddha is not hard anymore.

He really can't be hard, why hard?Did you see Chu Hao's terrifying threat?

Jin Chanzi is the most important candidate for this journey to the west, not one of them.

The Journey to the West revolves around Tang Seng's great ambition, and the other four people all exist to protect Tang Seng.

What if... Tang Seng is gone?

Then the Journey to the West collapsed completely, Tathagata felt so panicked and panicked.

Journey to the West was not his plan alone. It was a grand plan agreed upon by Taoist Hongjun, the will of heaven, the six saints, the Buddha of the West, and the gods of heaven.

It is the biggest opportunity for the West to improve. If it works well, it can even benefit more than the benefits obtained by Fengshen.

And the Tathagata Buddha is just a leader pushed out of the Western Paradise. He is the one who plans the journey to the West now, but he is definitely not the only one.

If there is no Tathagata Buddha, there can be mouth Buddhas, such as Wooden Buddha, Nvwei Buddha...

The future Buddha Maitreya Buddha can succeed him at any time as the Tathagata Buddha. This is also something that has been announced long ago.

If the Tathagata Buddha forced Chu Hao to pinch the golden cicada to death, then the Tathagata Buddha would not only lose his honor, but even his life would be taken!

This is related to the merits of the two sages of the Western Paradise, and those Buddhas who are stronger than the Tathagata!

Tathagata opened his eyes wide with anger, and looked at Chu Hao with bulging veins for a long time, but suddenly stepped back in despair, with a compromise expression on his face.

Tathagata...softened.

"You... how are you doing?"

Tathagata's voice was full of pain and helplessness.

Everyone in the West just had itchy teeth and gritted their teeth, but they all supported the Tathagata Buddha's compromise.

After all, Chu Hao was holding the golden cicada in his hand, it couldn't be hard, otherwise it would be gone.

If he had the spirit of burning jade with stone, he would not join the Western religion.

In essence, everyone in the Western Church joined either actively or passively. If they were to die together, they would be destroyed early. Can we wait until now?

Chu Hao chuckled,

"It's not enough to say that earlier. You see, I'm telling you the truth and you don't listen. How hard it is."

"Actually, I don't ask too much... Come on, you first hand over your golden lotus merits to me."

The Tathagata Buddha's originally calm face turned red in an instant, his eyes widened, and his voice raised several decibels, "What are you talking about!!"

The Tathagata Buddha originally thought that regardless of Chu Hao's request for promotion, he would agree to Chu Hao first, and delay the attack.

Anyway, there will be opportunities to come back in the future.

But what Chu Hao said was directly for the golden lotus of merit from the Tathagata Buddha, which was obtained by the Taoist ancestor back then and bestowed on the Zhunti saint, who in turn bestowed it on the Tathagata Buddha.

This is the symbol of the Buddha of the Western Paradise, just like the three-piece Haotian sword set of the Jade Emperor. This is faith, and this is a symbol!

Not just a symbol, this is a supreme treasure!

Among the best innate spirit treasures, it must be ranked in the top ten!

Chu Hao opened his mouth to ask for the top ten innate treasures? !

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! This is my treasure of the West, how can he fight against my treasure?!"

The Tathagata Buddha blurted out, out of breath.

All the gods and Buddhas present also understood the Tathagata Buddha's panic, the importance of this golden lotus merit is indescribable.

This is the transformation of the chaotic green lotus lotus seeds.

At that time, the lotus seeds of the chaotic green lotus were scattered, and a lotus seed fell [to Buzhou Mountain, nourished by the ancestral source of the soil, and turned into a 36-grade good fortune green lotus; The second-grade golden lotus of merit and virtue is exactly the golden lotus of merit and virtue that the Tathagata is sitting on now. However, three lotus leaves were eaten by Taoist mosquitoes, and now it is the ninth-grade golden lotus of merit and virtue; The twelfth-rank karma fire red lotus is the magic weapon for protecting the body of the ancestor Minghe; a lotus seed fell into the abyss of darkness and turned into a twelfth-rank black lotus... It was the magic weapon used by Rahu back then .

So it's no wonder Tathagata Buddha is so crazy. This thing is as important as Tathagata's life [root.

However, Chu Hao became even more interested when he saw Tathagata Buddha going crazy, "Then I have no choice, I want him, eh, yes, and... aren't you called Daoist Dabao? You have a Dabao Pagoda , buy one get one free, give me one."

In Chu Hao's mouth, how can Xiantian Lingbao be the same as roadside cabbage, and you can buy one get one free?

The Jade Emperor next to him took a look, and said, "Cao, this prison god is crazy!"

Just now I want the golden lotus of merit, but now I want the magic weapon of Daoist Duobao to become famous, the Duobao Pagoda!

Isn't this too fierce?

Daoist Duobao used this Duobao Pagoda to become a Buddha and a patriarch. Coupled with the binding of his name, it is basically half a magic weapon for life and death.

Now that Chu Hao wants to export the two most important things from him, is this appropriate?

The Tathagata Buddha's face turned green with anger,

"You, you, you, don't bully others too much, I, me, me, how can I follow you! I will never bow to evil forces!"

Chu Hao was stunned for a moment, why did I become an evil force?

I didn't do anything.

Innocent, so innocent.

Seeing that Tathagata Buddha's tone was firm and his spirit of defying power was commendable, Chu Hao took out the scissors.

Chu Hao grinned very purely,

"How spiritual is the Tathagata Buddha, he sacrificed his life for righteousness, and defied power, it is so touching!"

"I think Jin Chanzi must also need this kind of spirit very much. Well, in order to prevent Jin Chanzi from being seduced by women while traveling west, I decided to give him some innate advantages!"

"Our slogan is, let Jin Chanzi win at the starting line! Let him not be seduced by any woman at all!"

The Buddhas were terrified, I, Cao, this Chu Hao is crazy, this is to help Jin Chanzi physically reboot in person!

If this is done, wouldn't it be...

I can't imagine it, I can't imagine it at all!

All the Buddhas screamed in alarm, ignoring the Tathagata Buddha who was negotiating, and shouted desperately.

"Calm down, Your Excellency Prison God! Don't, don't!"

"Buddha, promise him quickly, don't let him really do it, if this succeeds, we will be gone!"

"My Buddha is merciful, what kind of human suffering is Jin Chanzi going to suffer?"

"Admit it, Buddha, let's admit it, we can't play with him, this hell god is too fierce, we can't play with him, we can't play with him at all!"

Before the Tathagata Buddha made a statement, all the Buddhas hurriedly shouted to stop Chu Hao.

Even Buddhas such as Liuli Pharmacist Buddha and Maitreya Buddha tried to stop them.

There is no way, everyone is afraid!

If a eunuch Tang Seng came out of Journey to the West, how hopeless would the picture be?

The endless pressure was on the Tathagata Buddha, and the Tathagata Buddha was a little out of breath for a while.