Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

Tathagata turned around, stared at Chu Hao with murderous intent, and said in a dark voice, "Why, do you have an opinion?"

The Jade Emperor was frightened, and frantically gave Chu Hao winks, calm down, boss prison god, accept as soon as you are good, accept as soon as you are good!

For the Jade Emperor, this is already the best situation. The Western offensive has failed, and for a long time, the majesty of the Heavenly Court has risen sharply. This is already a bloody profit for the big forces!

Boss, calm down, that's Tathagata...

However, Chu Hao didn't know how to be calm at all, and shouted to the Tathagata, "Is the western world so arrogant? Do you think you mobilized people to come here and ruined how much financial and material resources I have in heaven?!"

"The Nantian Gate alone is an important traffic road. The average daily flow of people coming and going is at least a few thousand. Converted into magic treasures, there are about ten Houtian Lingbao!"

The Tathagata opened his eyes wide, rejoicing,

"Nantianmen also counts as traffic flow?!"

Chu Hao ignored it, and continued to speak impartially:

"Do you think it's your Po Xitian? Every inch of my heaven is precious, and everyone knows how precious it is."

"Not only are you blocking the main roads in my heavenly court, but you also occupy such a large area. You don't pay attention to hygiene and defecate everywhere. Who will clean up for you then? Isn't it our hardworking laborers in the heavenly court?!"

This time, not only the Tathagata vomited blood from the anger, but all the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas also had high blood pressure from the anger.

What do you mean he [fucking pissing anywhere?

Lao Tzu is his [damn Buddha Bodhisattva, not his [damn chicken, duck, goose!

Tathagata Buddha only felt that his heart was about to explode with anger, he gritted his teeth and clenched his fists, "What do you want?!"

Chu Hao was unhurried, and said lightly:

"This time, in order to deal with your unreasonable troubles, my heavenly court has consumed a lot of manpower, and the great Tianzun has gray hair for this, right, Your Majesty?"

Jade Emperor: "Um...um...probably..."

The Jade Emperor's face hurts. No one has been out of Nantianmen for more than ten years. The traffic congestion fee is outrageous. When did my hair turn gray?Why don't I know?

Chu Hao said unceremoniously to the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, "Simply put, compensation."

Come out, Chu Hao's passive skill, blackmail!

The Tathagata Buddha was so angry that the roots of his teeth were itchy. After talking for so long, it was just for blackmail?

"Do you think I'm a fool? I'll give you compensation so easily!"

The face of the Taishang Laojun next to him turned ugly...

Tathagata, your uncle...

I am that fool...

Thinking of the Nine Rank Great Luo Golden Pills and Great Return Pills that were blackmailed by Chu Hao, Taishang Laojun felt a pain in his liver.

Chu Hao waved his hands and leaned back tactically,

"Yeah, so there's nothing to talk about?"

Tathagata Buddha looked at Chu Hao coldly, and cursed sinisterly:

"You are a villain, you are not a son of man, I am the ancestor of all Buddhas in the West, with supreme majesty, how can I submit to you, a villain! Then, wouldn't I lose my face as a dignified Tathagata Buddha?"

"If you continue to mess around, be careful!"

The Jade Emperor couldn't sit still and was about to stand up.

However, Chu Hao seemed to stop being stunned suddenly, and returned to the queue instead.

The Jade Emperor smiled relievedly, okay, young people know how to restrain themselves, don't think about extortion every day, that's so inappropriate.

The Jade Emperor thought that Chu Hao was enlightened.

Even all the gods, Buddhas and three holy incarnations present felt that Chu Hao gave in.

However, a sentence popped out of Chu Hao's mouth suddenly,

"Go back and fry the cicadas, the golden cicadas must taste delicious, great tonic!"

Then Chu Hao turned around and was about to leave.

Tathagata was stunned for a moment, and mocked loudly:

"You really will find yourself a step down, shame on you, Prison God?"

"Hmph, you dare to talk about anything, you know what ordinary people would do, and you're still complacent, the more you live, the more you go back."

"The golden cicada, is it very powerful? Very severe... wait, the golden cicada..."

Tathagata Buddha suddenly had a flash of inspiration,

cicada = cicada

Golden Cicada = Golden Cicada

Golden Cicada...

He lowered his head and counted, then suddenly raised his head, with endless horror in his eyes, and roared: "Stop!"

"You, you, you caught the golden cicada!!"

Chapter 224 Devil's Manipulation, I Will Call It The No. [-] Satoshi!

Tathagata's roar was not insignificant, it was so loud that everyone's faces turned green.

However, what is even more confusing is what the Tathagata Buddha shouted.

Prison God Chu Hao captured Jin Chanzi? !

Just kidding, Jin Chanzi was hidden by Tathagata Buddha in a place that no one in the Three Realms knew, and Tathagata even covered up the secret for him, even the quasi-sage could not be regarded as Jin Chanzi's position.

Moreover, Jin Chanzi is protected by Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, even a quasi-sage would find it difficult to touch Jin Chanzi easily, let alone...take it away!

All the gods and Buddhas in the sky stared at Chu Hao with wide eyes.

Even the Jade Emperor panicked, things got serious...

Under the focus of countless gazes of the gods and Buddhas, Chu Hao raised his head and looked at the Tathagata Buddha innocently, "If you know, can you keep your voice down? Loud ha."

"At most, I'll give you a bite of fried cicadas...ah no, just eat a cicada leg."

Chu Hao had an innocent and cute face with a ferocious smile on his face.

Everyone present was dumbfounded.

I, Cao, really played big this time!

Chu Hao admitted it himself and caught Jin Chanzi.

And...he also said he was going to blow up the golden cicada!

He also said that after the bombing, he would give the Tathagata Buddha a leg?

It's over, the situation is completely out of control.

Originally, it was the western world's indictment, but it just turned into Chu Hao's unilateral blackmail, and now it has directly escalated to...

Kidnapping!

And Chu Hao will tear up the ticket cruelly!

After tearing up the ticket, give someone a leg!

The villain, the typical villain!

Everyone looked at Chu Hao as if they were looking at a devil.

Tathagata Buddha only felt that his head was a little dizzy, and his breathing was very short. It was obvious that he was a little hypoxic. Tathagata Buddha's hands trembled, and he said, "Hand it over, hand him over quickly!"

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Chu Hao also appeared very gentle.

With an innocent face, Chu Hao took out three serious cicadas from his pocket, "Young man, did you lose this golden cicada, or this silver cicada, or this iron cicada?"

After Chu Hao finished speaking, there was a dead silence on the field.

Everyone stared wide-eyed, looking at Chu Hao in horror,

"It's the first time for me to hear this kind of joke. It's so exciting. Holding the life of the Tathagata Buddha's second disciple, Jin Chanzi, and asking the Tathagata Buddha whether he wants a golden cicada, a silver cicada, or an iron cicada?"

"If the prison god can survive today, it will be recorded in the annals of history. It is the first time Xiansheng has seen someone so arrogant that he kidnapped Tathagata... It's amazing, it's really amazing."

"Mom, I've really learned a lot. Where did the Prison God boss get the courage? That's the Tathagata Buddha. Even if he's placed in the Conferred God, he's still the second in command!"

"My Cao, isn't this Chu Hao too awesome? How dare he even tease the Buddha? My god! The devil operates, I would like to be called the number one showman!"

"Is this the boss? When will I have the courage of the boss..."

Don't say it's the gods and Buddhas all over the sky.

Even the incarnations of the three saints were dumbfounded.

Daoist Xuhuang swallowed, "Senior brother, you were blackmailed by such a tough person? I don't think it's wrong."

Taishang Laojun also nodded, and looked at Chu Hao with a consoling look, "I don't know why, seeing that this young man can treat everyone equally, and he can be so arrogant in blackmailing Daoist Duobao, and he still directly kidnaps him. Floors."

"This is to respect the old and love the young. For some reason, my mentality is much better."

Patriarch Bodhi next to him frowned, "However, Jin Chanzi is the carrier of the most important merits of the Journey to the West. If something happens to him, wouldn't it be..."

Taishang Laojun waved his hand and laughed, "Hey, you don't understand him, I understand. This young man is very simple, he just wants to blackmail, he is very principled! He won't kill Jin Chanzi, this I promise. Hahahaha..."

Chu Hao blackmailed?I am familiar with this!

Too familiar to experience it for myself!

Daoist Xuhuang always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell.

It seems that Taishang Laojun has been blackmailed to the point where he is already familiar with Chu Hao?And look very satisfied?

The Taishang Laojun has been spoiled by Chu Hao?

For a moment, the scene was so weird that it was maddening.

Not to mention since Conferred God, since the beginning of the world, no one has dared to be so arrogant.

In front of the three saints, he kidnapped the golden cicada, threatened to tear up the ticket in front of the Tathagata Buddha, Da Luo Xiuwei teased the quasi-sage...