Goddess of Entertainment Collector

"……Say……"

After saying the word 'say', the fat employee remained silent. Ye Xin looked at the shrugging goddess, raised his eyebrows and continued: "Brother, let me tell you another joke, and ask: How do you describe someone who writes ugly words?" ?”

"I...don't...know...how...to describe...a...character...written...ugliness."

The fat employee answered seriously. He is chubby, cute, and his expression is so hilarious. He successfully stole all the limelight with his superb performance. I believe that after this episode, he will become a comedian.

[Thanks to "Blizzard Guardian Ye Bao Zhao Xiaoxiao Fat Ying" for the reward of 2000 points, and thanks to "Ke Huan" for the reward of 5 reminder tickets]

Chapter 680 The third chapter was almost cheated to death!

Seeing that this guy finally replied, he tapped the workbench with his slender and strong fingers, Ye Xin grinned and said, "The answer is that people praised me as a doctor... Hahahaha!!!"

Ye Xin's cold joke made the collapsed Liu Yifei smile a little. Isn't the doctor's handwriting the ugliest, even he doesn't recognize it when he writes it.

This cold joke not only made Liu Yifei laugh, but also made everyone in the audience laugh, but the fat employee on the opposite side of the workbench still didn't move, just sat there stupidly, staring at the two in a daze, as if he hadn't Get the joke.

"I'll go! This is fine!!"

Now Zi Yexin was completely dumbfounded, he knew that he had met a strong man, this guy was definitely a capable actor.

Grinning his teeth, Ye Xin still didn't believe it, and directly released his big move: "Question: Your mother is the most beautiful mother in the world, and your father is the most beautiful father in the world, but why are you so ugly?"

The joke has just been told, and the answer has not yet been given. The expression on the face of the fat employee who has not responded has suddenly become richer. His eyes widened a little bit, his mouth opened a little bit, his expression rose a little bit, and a movie was sent out. The classic slowed down version of laughter.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The reaction was a hundred times slower, and he laughed four times, the fat employee suddenly stopped laughing, and said slowly: "Your... your... mom... but... why... why do you... grow up?" Is that...is...ugly? I...don't...know...know?"

"Oh! My God! Here we go again! Let me die!!"

Seeing such a miraculous performance by the fat employees, Ye Xin and Liu Yifei immediately collapsed, holding their heads and lying on the floor weakly leaning on the workbench, looking bad.

And there was loud laughter in the hall, and everyone couldn't help laughing at the wonderful performance of the fat employee. This guy is so talented, so the performance can be like this! !

"Be sure to share it with netizens! It's so funny!"

"You are too slow, I have posted videos on Meipai and Bilibili, and now they have more than a thousand clicks!"

"Ha... ha... ha... I posted it on Youku, and the video got 5000+ hits!"

"Despise you idiot!!"

"..."

After realizing the situation, the people waiting in the hall took out their mobile phones to take pictures of the scene just now. Soon, "The Slowest Speech in the World Drives Ye Xin to Death", "Slowest Speed" and "Need to Die" from different perspectives on the Internet. Human life's traffic controller killed the god and goddess" and similar videos began to circulate.

These videos were clicked by countless sailors who had been waiting for a long time, and netizens spontaneously clicked and became popular, and were soon manually pushed to the top of the front pages of major websites, making countless people laugh.

"66666! It's so awesome, is there a high-definition version! I want to see Ye Xin's crying expression!"

"I can't hear the voice clearly, but it looks so funny! That expression is really funny, it's just ten beats slower!"

"Is this the fourth issue of "Extreme Challenge"? It's so funny!"

"The goddess is so pitiful! She was spoiled by this fat paper!"

"The program team is too wicked, the whole person can be so beautiful and refined!"

"..."

These videos made the fat employee, the absolute protagonist in it, really angry. His slow performance was natural, as if it was really that slow, without a trace of performance, and was shocked by netizens. There are people who shout cattle every year, especially this year.

There are many discussions on the Internet, and many discussions about fat employees are noisy. In the lobby of the vehicle management office, facing the fat employees' inquiries, Ye Xin with a black face said with a dry smile: "The answer is: the old saying says that dragons and phoenixes make flying , that Xiang!"

Fifteen seconds later, the fat employee, who had been stunned for a while, reproduced his previous expression again, and said with a funny smile: "Ha...ha...ha...ha..."

"Oh! God! Let me die too!"

Ye Xin completely collapsed, imitating the appearance of the goddess just lying on the ground, which made the audience laugh even louder, and many people burst into laughter.

……

"call!!!"

An hour later, Ye Xin and Liu Yifei, the good CPs on the screen, walked out of the Lianhua Road Road Political Bureau sweating profusely with the documents in hand. Breathing the air mixed with car exhaust outside, the two looked at each other, smiled and took a long breath in unison. .

"Let's make money! It's a lot behind now!"

"Ok!"

Without taking a break, the two started to complete the task hand in hand. With Ye Xin's help, Liu Yifei successfully redeemed the taxi, and then lured people to make money.

With the deliberate help of the program group, the two quickly earned enough 200 yuan, but no matter how quickly they spent nearly an hour to collect enough money to complete the recording.

On TV, it only takes a few seconds to capture these images in one shot. Thinking about it this way, artists are really lucky sometimes.

"Yifei, fill up your stomach first! Let's find a restaurant to eat later!"

After earning money, the two simply ate some food in the snack street, and then returned to the hotel in "Crazy City" - Sky Garden together under the crowd of onlookers.

"Wow! You are all here, the speed is too fast!"

After entering, Ye Xin found that all the members of Xtreme Boys had arrived, as well as a few guests. They were in groups of two and matched perfectly, as if they had been waiting for a long time.

Thinking about it, there is only one fat employee in the whole world who is as slow as a fat employee. The program team is deliberately punishing them, making the two gods and goddesses a joke.

"Ha...ha...ha, Ye...zi, it's...you...too slow...!"