Goddess of Entertainment Collector

"Dude, let me introduce you to a business, introduce a friend of mine, ah! I forgot your name?"

Dazed for a moment, Ye Xin spoke familiarly. After speaking, he turned around and looked at the goddess who rolled his eyes with a smile on his face. Being a taxi driver naturally has other identities. His name is Ye Wei now. I don’t know what the goddess’s name is?

"Hmph...my name is Liu Fei, how are you?"

Turning her head and smiling speechlessly at Ye Xin who pretended not to understand, Liu Yi said hello to the staff of the vehicle management office politely. This is her way of dealing with people, and she is pleasant to everyone, but soon the goddess doesn't think so.

Chapter 680 The second slowest speaker in history

"I... lived... and..."

The fat employee's face drooped, and his speaking speed was as slow as ever. With the shocked expressions on their faces, they didn't say three words for 10 seconds, and they got stuck on the last word.

The two looked at each other, and they both saw helplessness in each other's eyes. Ye Xin scratched his head, couldn't help reminding him kindly, and asked with some doubts: "Okay?"

After Ye Xin finished speaking, the fat employee who spoke slowly fell silent, with a dazed expression and lowered eyelids, as if you owe me money.

Just when Ye Xin and Liu Yifei thought that the other party was upset, three seconds later the fat employee nodded suddenly, with a bright smile on his face, which caught people off guard.

"I rely on!"

Ye Xin cursed in a low voice, and the fat employee continued to speak slowly: "No...wrong...thank you...for your concern...I can...for...you..."

This guy speaks so slowly that people can't wait to eat spicy sticks. Liu Yifei, who was stunned at the side, couldn't wait to hear what he said, and hurriedly said: "That's it, I think!"

But the fat employee was still talking slowly, interrupted her, and then said: "...do something..."

Seeing this, the goddess lay down on the workbench completely powerless, clasped her hands together, her eyes were full of tears, and said pitifully, "Please help me pass the car inspection, I hope you can help me!"

The fat employee not only spoke slowly, but also reacted horribly slowly. He was stunned for a long time before he said, "One more...what?"

Ye Xin on the side couldn't listen anymore, he patted the workbench hard with his hands and said, "I hope you can help us pass the taxi review, our time is very tight, special, special!!"

"Okay... the car... the license plate... is..."

"Shanghai K-29!"

Hearing that the fat employee was finally willing to do his job, the goddess quickly said the license plate number of her taxi, but she was interrupted by the damn fat employee's last sentence in the middle of speaking.

"……what?"

"call!"

Falling down on the workbench again, she shrugged helplessly at Ye Xin who was also stunned, took a deep breath, and then let it out, Liu Yifei was speechless and powerless: "Shanghai K-2903!"

"K... 2..."

"K-2903! ... 903 ... 903 ... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The fat employee tapped slowly on the keyboard, the movement was ten times slower than that of an 80-year-old grandmother, like a video tape slowed down by 100 times, which shows how slow this guy is.

Seeing that it took only 30 seconds to type four numbers, Ye Xin and Liu Yifei felt powerless. They lay on the workbench and stared at this guy's performance, while the onlookers watched their performance.

……

"I'm going, it's too funny, I'm dying of laughter, this guy is so slow that people laugh to death!!"

"There are strange flowers every year, especially this year! Ouch! My stomach hurts from laughing!!"

"My God! My clothes are thin again."

"Is this the latest issue of "Extreme Challenge"? You must watch it when you look back. This is simply a mind-blowing idea! You can even think of this idea!"

"6666, one word: obey!"

"The car management of Wannian Hanbing finally showed kindness, knowing that we are bored, will you arrange a show for us?"

"..."

The chubby staff performed slowly and chubbyly, and the naive gestures made the common people waiting to go through the formalities at other windows go crazy with laughter.

They never expected to encounter such amusing things during the boring waiting for the car inspection, and they could also see the hysterical performance of the male god Ye Xin and the goddess Liu Yifei, which was so funny.

Is this an extreme challenge?Is this a joke?It's so funny, they will definitely watch it if it is broadcast, this is the thought of everyone present at this time.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Not only the car owner who was waiting for the car inspection was laughing like crazy, but also the employees of the vehicle management office looking around couldn't help laughing, and some female employees burst into tears from laughing directly.

If the leader hadn't repeatedly stern words and cooperated with Ye Xin to ask for autographs after the performance, they would have surrounded Ye Xin by now and would not leave.

As for the director of the vehicle management office who was watching the show on the second floor, he felt a little responsible. He smiled, but his heart was still a bit heavy. The presence of such slow-moving people in the vehicle management office must reflect the efficiency of the management bureau.

After the program is broadcast, it will definitely arouse the applause of countless netizens, and the words "please find the relevant department" will definitely become a popular language on the Internet again.

The leader of the vehicle management office is very aware of this, but he has no scruples about his official career. He has really stayed in this position enough. He wants to make progress, and he wants to achieve something before the age of 60.

Therefore, he has to seize every opportunity to advance. Undoubtedly, the ace program of extreme challenge is the best way for him to advance. As long as the program team is satisfied, he will definitely be rewarded.

Ye Xin didn't know what the leader of the vehicle management office was thinking, and even if he knew, he didn't bother to pay attention to it. Seeing that the fat employee took 5 minutes to print the license plate number, he rolled his eyes and said, "Hey! Dude, you are so slow. Do you need to hear a joke for treatment? I heard that jokes are the best treatment for your condition!"

"Ah! Don't!"

Liu Yifei, who was full of anticipation, was shocked when he heard the words. He was only missing the last number. How could Ye Xin be like this? However, after feeling Ye Xin's cryptic reminder from his waist, Liu Yifei, who had gradually mastered this skill, pretended to be sullen. He stood on the workbench with an aggrieved expression.

"Okay... ah... you..."

"Question: How to comfort a fat man? Answer: Your life is already complete."