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Therefore, it took more than 30 seconds for Time Lock to successfully transform into a horn and gain the ability to influence the opponent (similarly, not being able to [destroy the horn] is not the same as being unable to [control] the horn), and then Time Lock will control Looking at the horn on the opposite side, he began to try to irritate the animal gun god, making him into an extremely angry situation, launching a counterattack, replacing Mo Lan and Time Lock, destroying the special effect horn that can reset time, and liberating his own time.

At the beginning, Brother Suozi was worried that he would not be able to play an evil capitalist well, and he was also worried that the social animal gun god would accept it and give up resistance completely. But now he finds that the person who knows a person best is often his enemy. Playing logic and authenticity won't work, but it's clear... the hate is holding.On the other hand, Gunslinger's bloodiness did allow him to accomplish this feat.

To be honest, if you want to pass this level, there is actually an easier way. Mo Lan and Brother Suozi directly told the opposite side infinitely [You are trapped in a time loop], and then frantically reset, wait until the blur shock CD is over, and Brother Suozi cooperates to make a control chain, and it is still very hopeful to solve it in one wave. Although the system is not evil, there is a high probability that there will be various punishment mechanisms for doing so, but in the end, we can find rules and loopholes. It must be better than now It's easy to do, but...

As I said before, when this happens, the nature of the game changes. The biggest charm of the endless space game lies in...

... You don't have to be pressed against your head and suffer any anger you don't want to suffer.

"Stop—you—" a distorted sound came from the broadcasting speaker, as if trying to stimulate some kind of energy. Although the time lock cannot inherit the power of the time cycle, it can prevent it from releasing its power like holding back urine. And then, the animal... no, the gun god raised his two guns, roared, aimed at the damaged horn, pulled the trigger dozens of times in succession, and poured all the bullets on the horn, knocking it out. Beat to a broken, twisted residue.

At this moment, a series of turbulent currents gushed out from the wreckage of the trumpet, swept the entire venue, and finally merged into the body of Gun God. His back straightened at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his hair became thick again. An uncle in his 40s gradually turned back into a slightly tired young man in his 20s.

"..."

Gunshen raised his head silently. At this moment, the time that was taken away flowed backwards, allowing him to understand everything. He turned his head and looked at Mo Lan, who had turned back into a human form and walked towards the office chair. He opened his mouth, wanting to say something.

But then, Mo Lan came back from the Throne of the Ape, patted the Spear God on the shoulder, stuffed something into his hand, looked down at the badge on his chest, and grinned: "Okay, Brother Li...let's go back and celebrate your birthday."

Gunslinger Xiao Li lowered his head, spread his hands, and looked at what Mo Lan stuffed into his hand: it was his unscathed Two-dimensional beautiful girl stand.

"You helped [Community Animal Spear God] get out of the infinite time loop, defeated the trumpet with the power of time, and [ended the battle] in a special way, completing the hidden clearance conditions of this floor."

"Therefore, your rewards for this floor have been greatly improved, from [1000 Endless Points per person] to [2000 Endless Points per person, [Normal Gacha Coupon] X1]..."

"At the same time, [Gun God Xiao Li] will open a hidden room on this floor for you. You can get a weapon in it. This weapon can help you overcome subsequent levels, but it will be recycled when you leave the instance."

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A few minutes later, after shaking hands affectionately with Mo Lan and Brother Suozi, the sobbing Spearman Xiao Li finally slowed down, hugged the two of them, and said solemnly: "Brother Mo, Brother Shi, thank you for your kindness, if you don't You, I may be sucked out of all the years in this time loop, and die without realizing it, you saved my life."

"Small things, we also want to get rewards." Time Lock patted the gun god Xiao Li on the shoulder: "Brother Xiao Li, what are you going to do next? Do you need to find a way to protect your rights?"

"No, the behavior of these people has violated the law on the rights of intelligent life in this space. Just now I have successfully applied to report them, and the automatic law enforcement system sent me a fine. The amount is between 20 and 100 years. Randomly selected, I got 87, and I was financially free for a period of time.”

"That's great." Brother Suozi sighed, "Then what are your plans?"

"I'm going to take a good rest for a year, and then I'll get a senior gun master license to chase my dream." Gun master Xiao Li said affectionately while holding the stand in his hand.

"dream?"

"I wanted to be an animation master since I was a child, to contribute to the Two-dimensional career, but my family said that there is no future in learning to draw and dub, so I was forced to learn the Gunslinger major, which I don't like, but now I understand , the future of people should be in their own hands, instead of going to the Two-dimensional world to open up the world and contribute to the animation industry of the motherland, instead of nesting in a small office as a gunslinger? I will never make such a mistake again .”

On the tired face of Gunslinger Xiao Li, shocking vitality appeared: "I figured it out, it's not too late to start chasing my dream, I want to become a senior gunslinger first, and then go to work as a bodyguard in an animation company in my hometown, Protect the personal safety of the creators of Two-dimensional, dedicate themselves to their duties, and never let the tragedy of Kyoto Animation repeat itself anywhere. At the same time, I will use my spare time to learn original painting by myself, and strive to have painting skills that can gain a foothold in the industry within 15 years. For the rest of my life, I will become an excellent righteous Two-dimensional person, casting new dreams for countless people who used to be me!"

"it is good!"

"it is good!"

Mo Lan and Brother Suozi applauded at the same time: "So you should do something before this?"

Didn't the system prompt just now that Xiao Li wanted to open a treasure room? It doesn't look like he has such an idea, does it?

"Ah, if you don't tell me, I forgot. Although I don't know how to repay you, there is one thing I can do for you." The gun god Xiao Li came back to his senses, walked to the side of the floor, and clasped his hands on the floor. I found a concrete wall behind a potted plant, and with a press and a pull, the entire wall was actually snapped out, revealing a small door behind it that was constantly changing except for the lock.

"I found this place by accident when I was at work. It is an area that can randomly lead to a room and floor in the company. I don't know what's behind it. The door and lock can't be pierced by bullets, and neither do I. The key, so I have never entered it."

"Then why are you talking about chicken...why are there so many dry and woody breasts?" Mo Lan was shocked: "If you can't open it, it's useless?"

"No, although I don't have a key, and I can't break through the lock and door, but I can open this door." Gunslinger Xiao Li said, "I can shoot it open."

"What about the Mao Dun Literature Award? You can shoot it if you can't shoot it through. Schrödinger went to buy a spear and a shield. It's probably like you..." Mo Lan said blankly: "So how do you shoot it?"

"You two, have you ever heard of the gun fighting technique?" Gun God Xiao Li raised his pistol and said mysteriously: "This is an ancient technique taught by the Gun God Compulsory No. [-] Middle School."

"I know, the moment the bullet is released, the wrist shakes extremely fast, and the bullet can be turned with the help of inertia. The famous old meme of the anti-Japanese drama, you continue."

"This is just a very elementary usage, a superficial application of scientific principles." Gunslinger Li narrowed his eyes and said, "Actually, as long as the bullet comes in through the unique shaking method before the bullet is ejected, The wind pressure creates a cutting force, so that it can be carved into the shape we want in the barrel. I have figured out the structure in the keyhole in the previous research, so I can turn the bullet into a temporary The key, relying on inertia, magnetic force, and world correction force, allows the bullet to penetrate into the keyhole the moment it exits the chamber, and because the cutting residue hidden in the barrel forms a blocking force under the surging airflow, it will Immediately stop where I want it, and in the process..."

Gunslinger Xiao Li said, and pulled the trigger towards the door lock suddenly. During the process of firing the bullet, his wrist turned sideways extremely quickly, and the flying key bullet penetrated into the lock hole, and the next The second is like loosening a rubber band that has been twisted more than a dozen times, driving the lock hole, and turning it to the left three times in succession, like turning over a key, all the inner two-layer door locks and gates are opened, and the door is released immediately. Open, from tightly closed to concealed.

"...I just need to shake my arm at full speed, and I can turn the bullet key to one side to complete the task of opening the door."

"Good guy, the concentration of this fantasy science, even Mr. Itagaki Keisuke would be willing to bow down after seeing it, shouting nonsense." Mo Lan shook her head and nodded: "So you are not taking the test of this gun master for nothing? How can you delve into it? Such an awesome skill?"

"Ah, this, there is a reason for this..." Xiao Li, the gun god, said shyly after hearing this: "I watched a meat... animation with a relatively healthy character, the blond Roman curly super high-heeled skin The heroine with long boots, long legs and two guns is the one who used this trick to attack the bedroom of the male master at night—"

"It's already done, Xiao Li, don't talk about it anymore. Besides, the three-bedroom and one-living room under my feet will be converted into a townhouse." Mo Lan stopped the follow-up content in time, "There is nothing more reasonable and exciting in this world than this. There is a convincing reason, let’s celebrate your birthday, and see you again!”

After saying goodbye to Xiao Li, Mo Lan turned around, and with excitement, stretched out her hand...and patted Shiguangsuo on the shoulder, motioning him to open the door.

After experiencing the baptism of a good start, Mo Lan has confirmed that it must be a huge mistake for Brother Suozi to bring himself to this dungeon. In order not to let him realize this, he decided to let Brother Suozi open all future doors by himself. , so as to throw the pot in time.

Time Lock, who knew nothing about it, didn't have any opinion, but he didn't step forward to open the door that has been constantly changing until now, and things behind the door are in a superposition state, and the result has not yet collapsed. Instead, he took out the door from his butt bag. rolled a dice.

(It must be said here that the position of each user's backpack is completely free. In theory, as long as you want to open the backpack, you can even pull out a Barrett from your nose. Specifically, where to get the pure It's a personal hobby, for example, Mo Lan prefers to pick out her crotch when she is in crab form, and Sister Su will pick out from her waist.)

"What is this?"

"Didn't I say that I got this ticket with Suiqiang? In addition to the enhancement of relaxing the restrictions, I also gave a function that can obtain a dice that controls the status of the floor after each floor is over." Brother Suozi Showed the shiny dice to Mo Lan, and asked him to touch it, but the latter declined.

"After experiencing a difficult floor of misfortune, there is a chance that there will be such a [lucky dice] in my bag. Using it can improve the quality of the next room or floor, such as better rewards and better quality. Gao and so on." Brother Suozi said: "This room is also effective, I will use him up and lift the reward up, it will be more comfortable in the back."

After all, Time Lock threw the dice into the door, and the entire door was fixed immediately, turning into an extremely elegant, gold-threaded wooden door that was worth a lot of money at first glance. The two were overjoyed, and couldn't wait to push the door open. , walked into the interior of the three-choice one-of-a-kind bonus room.

As soon as you enter the door, you will be greeted by an expensive atmosphere. The decoration in the room is quite luxurious, it looks like the boss's office. There are three firearms inside, all of which are pistols. There is a pedestal on the left and right sides, respectively. A red-gold pistol that looked like it was wrapped in monk's or Fahai's cassock, with scars on the gun body, and a tie on the gun body, with smoky black pistols on both sides of the muzzle that resembled eye circles.

In the center of the room, on the desk cut from a whole piece of mahogany, there is a platinum-colored pistol with a tassel woven of gold thread hanging from the front muzzle. It looks like a gunsmith's only production. artwork.

The two looked at each other, and looked at the same pistols on the left and right respectively. The effect is: [Gun of Mercy]: A pistol with a kind heart that never kills. The bullets it shoots will automatically attack the non-critical parts of the enemy. The goal is to reduce and remove the opponent's resistance ability, and will not attack the enemy's vital points. If the user tries to use the weapon to aim at the deadly part forcibly and try to cause a kill, the [Gun of Mercy] will trigger backlash and enter the state of [My Buddha's Wrath] , shoots all the remaining bullets in the magazine to the fatal part of the user, the shot is guaranteed to hit, and additional critical damage will be attached.

[Gun of Social Animals]: A pistol with its own ballistic correction, good damage, and automatic reloading. It is expected to have a very stable output, but it has a fixed commute time. Layer, [Community Animal Spear] will rest for one floor, during which the weapon cannot be used. If it is used forcibly, the Social Animal Spear will explode in a rage, causing explosion damage with tracking to the user.

The two guns have their own merits, and the effect is very good, but when they saw the last platinum and gorgeous pistol, the two of them knew that there was no need to consider the left and right guardians for the time being.

The third gun, its name is:

[Capitalist's Gun]: A firearm reincarnated from an evil capitalist. He is currently serving as the executive president of [Random Citizen Fubao Co., Ltd.]. When the damage/healing effect occurs, the capitalist's gun will deprive part of the damage and store it in its own body, and increase the bullet damage in the next magazine. The conversion ratio needs to be negotiated with the capitalist's gun. If you want to choose this weapon, you need to and [Gun of the Capitalist] Sign a contract that both parties are satisfied with.

"Two friends, how are you doing? Is the strength of this gun satisfactory to you?"

The moment the two of them finished reading the description of the firearm, the capitalist's gun in front of Mo Lan and Shi Shisuo suddenly opened his mouth and said in a somewhat artificial tone.

"...It's okay." Mo Lan and Brother Suozi looked at each other, stretched out their thumbs, and pointed to the door behind: "You are Xiao Li's former boss outside, right?"

"Xiao Li?" The capitalist's gun was puzzled, "...Oh, it's the No. 32 intern, right? Well, there are supervisors and managers above him, and I'm the last one."

"Then what [Time Loop] was also invented by you?"

"Ah, it's a manager's idea. I think it can improve the enthusiasm of the staff, so it has been implemented on a small scale and informally for decades. It looks good so far. Don't worry, although the two distinguished guests have some problems with us before. Small friction in business, but it will not affect our follow-up cooperation, if possible, we will start to draw up a contract, to ensure that everyone is satisfied, what do you think... What are you laughing at?"

Under the suspicious eyes of the capitalist's gun, the faces of Brother Suozi and Mo Lan gradually showed Tom's two classic and kind smiles among cats and mice.

"It's okay, you can continue talking."

This dice is still worth the money.

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In the next minute or so, this capitalist gun (hereafter referred to as the capital gun) said a lot of words on its own, all about the various aspects of its [Random Happy Labor Fair Cooperation Contract] The details and beautiful vision, in human terms, are piles of nonsense, a lot of slang, the picture is big and round, and it is a pile of shit when you look closely.

But when he finished this passage intoxicated, he turned his head and found that Mo Lan and Shi Shisuo were not listening at all, and even Shi Shisuo had disappeared, only Mo Lan's back was left, He lowered his head and waved his hands, as if he was tinkering with something in his palm, and made some strange noises from time to time.

"How about it, do you feel like plugging in here?"

"Oh... yes, it's very intense, stop it!"

"Okay, okay, let me take a look, let's go here, there is a gun stick next to it, I will use that later... I will take a look, do you feel it?"

"There's a sense of excremental mystery..."

"Hey, okay, then this can also be used, I'll dial this again..."

"Fuck!"

"Great feeling?"

"There is a hair in the mouth, it hurts!"

"Hey, hey hey... I have a solution, you can change back."

After finishing speaking, Mo Lan turned around and threw the things in his hands aside. When he took a closer look at the capital gun, he found that it was a capital gun that was exactly the same as himself, and even the tassel ornaments were perfectly restored. The pistol that fell into the air transformed , then turned into the sweaty, slightly trance-eyed Brother Suozi, who looked as if he had just walked out of the men's restroom in the park, which aroused people's daydreams.

"Uh..." Capital Gun glanced at Brother Suozi, then at Mo Lan's smile, which was almost to the ear, comparable to a girl with a gaping mouth, and said nervously, "Here... you... sign the contract?"

"Sign, of course it has to be signed." Mo Lan smiled gently, and approached the capital gun step by step, "But the details of the contract... we have to decide."

"Sorry, but this won't work, as Party A, I have... what are you doing?"

Halfway through talking about the capital gun, Mo Lan stepped forward, grabbed the handle of the capital gun, held it in her hand, and lifted it directly from the velvet gun cushion.

"...Hey, are you trying to get rough?" At this point, the capital gun has also reacted, but it has no fear of it: "It's a pity, although I don't know what it is necessary for us to give up cooperation , but when you came in, I was notified by the random tower, and it became a room where you can choose one of three, you can either choose one of my two bodyguards, or act according to my contract, and get endless points Give me half of the proceeds, and inject the other 30% into the company as the company's operating funds. There is nothing else other than these two options. As a candidate firearm, I cannot be destroyed... What are you going to do?"

"Oh, boss gun, look at what you said, who wants to destroy you? We are all civilized people, how can we do such a rude thing?" Mo Lan turned her head and glanced at Time Lock: "Yes, Brother Suozi?"

"Yes, yes." Brother Suozi nodded vigorously, pulled out a metal collector's pistol strip that was placed on the table next to him, and handed it to Mo Lan.

"But, this, ah, Gun Boss, I have one thing that I have to tell you." Mo Lan held the gun rod, turned her head, and said to Gun Boss: "This [Do Not Destroy] ...It is not equivalent to [No disassembly, test gun]."

"...So?" At this moment, looking at the gun rod, Capital Gun suddenly had an extremely bad feeling: "What are you going to do to me with that thing?"

"Help you breathe, give you a massage, and thank you for your hard work." Mo Lan gently aimed the pistol bar longer than the body of the pistol at the muzzle of the capital gun, and said with a smirk: "...Gun boss, did you do that?" Nucleic acid nasal swab?"

"What is that——ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

At this moment, Mo Lan yelled angrily, and suddenly stabbed the gun to the end, directly sinking into the deepest part of the barrel of the capital gun!

When the capital gun was beautiful on its own just now, Mo Lan was on the sidelines, transforming Brother Suozi into a capital gun, so as to find the weakness of the capital gun itself, and soon, the two discovered that this Although the capital gun has become a gun, it was a human being in its previous life. After reincarnation, the sense of touch and pain that belongs to humans is still retained on the gun body. Soon, Mo Lan and Brother Suozi... tried out all the pain points of this capital gun, and the rest was tormenting time.

"Hey oh oh oh, oh, oh, oh, it's so uncomfortable, stop, stop, spare, spare!!"

For capital guns, the feeling of being pierced into the barrel by the extremely thick and long rods used for old-fashioned flintlock guns is no different from the initial stage of ordinary people being ground into needles with an iron pestle—that is, The iron pestle was stuffed into the nostrils, one step in place, and it was mixed directly. The feeling was not much different from the brain being stirred. Friends who have done nasal swab nucleic acid testing should understand that it is just an art room, and this... It is a long torture.

"Hee hee hee hee, the high capitalist adults who were above were stabbed by the gun, it turned out that this sound was really ugly!" Mo Lan laughed and strengthened his strength to make the capital gun very painful humming Humming, even the trigger was trembling uncontrollably.

"Yes, yes." Brother Suo Zi, who was watching the battle, said with his hands behind his back.

"It makes a lot of sense, right? What about this place? What about this place?" Mo Lan freed her other hand and started flicking the safety on the side of the gun like a tinkling, causing the capital gun's wailing volume to increase rapidly, "Do you feel How, how does it feel? It's cool, right?"

"Yes, yes." Brother Suo Zi, who was watching the battle, said with his hands behind his back.

"Don't go on oh oh oh - please, I was wrong - I know I was wrong - you sign the contract, spare me - I will die of insanity if this continues!!"

"Oh, that's right, but you're already going to die before that!" Mo Lan let out a wild laugh that was neither human nor ghost: "Hehehe, I just cast a spell on you, and all your thoughts have gathered in your The magazine is in the magazine, as long as I press your magazine button now, your gun (the gun version of the personality) will be ejected together with the magazine, this is not destruction, it just removes your consciousness from one place Just move to another place!"

"no no!!"

"I pressed it, you have to hold down your bomb bay, if it slides down, your life will be over! How about it, is it going to be ejected!"