How Did It Become a River Crab?

On the screen, Brother Suozi, dressed in an anti-terrorism special police uniform and with firm eyes, was standing on the face of a powerful giant woman who was as tall as a building. The equipment of the character [FROST] in [Welcome Mat]...

This is a kind of splint trap placed on the ground, which can make all the enemies who step on it fall to the ground as if stepping on a bear trap, and let them be slaughtered. At this moment, Brother Suozi is using these splints to clamp the giant mother's eyelids On the ground, every time it was clipped, the aunt would let out a shocking wail, but there was no anger in her eyes, only perseverance and expectation for a better future.

"So what are you doing?" Mo Lan asked.

"This aunt wants to experience the feeling of becoming beautiful." Brother Suozi said calmly, "I saw that aunt has single eyelids, so I put double eyelids on her, and her eyes are much bigger."

"It was indeed an unforgettable experience."

"Very memorable."

"So is there any use for recalling such things?"

"Why not?" Brother Suozi snorted coldly, "Didn't you blind him with ink just now? I'll give him a sure hit."

"How can you be sure to hit the law?"

At this moment, the picture of memory ended, and time began to flow again. Time lock immediately yelled, condensing the power of memory into two light blades that must hit in front of him. Twice!

At the same time, Brother Suo Zi used Shi Ting to explain and roared: "These two light blades have the power of time brought by memories. I cut him a super-large composite European double eye belt to open the corners of the eyes to make lying silkworms, and then use it The power of time made the time of his double eyelids jump to the next day. On the second day of the double eyelid surgery, the eyelids will be abnormally swollen, and the eyes will be directly squinted into a slit, which is not much different from a blind man. Standing in front of him, Li Ronghao is full of water. Big eyes, I'll see how he still shoots, and I'll charge him a surgery fee after the shooting!"

"Brother Suozi, I once doubted your gold content as the number one in the whole server. I thought you should be a normal person. Now I formally apologize to you. I wrongly blamed you. You are also a real beast. Comparing my heart!"

"Love you!"

The first thousand and 120 chapters from this moment, the nature of the game has changed (3K)

At the same time that Mo Lan and Suo Zige were creating an atmosphere that only two straight male duos can create (believe me, you and a G~A~Y duo will definitely not be able to get rid of this atmosphere), Social Animals Gun God's eyes were also swollen visibly to the naked eye. The huge swelling left only a gap in his eyes, which greatly affected his vision. He had no time to adapt to the sudden loss of vision, and immediately emptied two The gun also created an opportunity for Mo Lan to approach him.

At this time, readers will ask: "Oh, why can't a gunslinger shoot blindly? If he can't shoot blindly, how can he be called a gunslinger?"

Now that everyone has asked this question, let's talk about it carefully, not to mention the old stalk that the sword soul who has cultivated the sword to the extreme can finally give brothers 25% explosive damage. The essence of this question is the same as asking "" Oh, why can’t a generation of cooking gods use their feet to bump spoons”, “Why can’t Wanjun web writers use their own balls to type on the keyboard?” It’s a concept.

We can't say that if a person is at the top of a certain industry, if you remove one of his key organs, he must perform as usual. There is no reason for this, unless the master chef is born with only feet Internet writers are born with oval balls, which are suitable for codewords, and even a gunslinger has always become a gunslinger without using his eyes, so this sentence can be true.Otherwise, if an important sensory organ is lost, as long as the brothers who rely on the head for food do not have the ability to aim themselves, they will be more or less affected. This is very normal and logical.

In addition, the book here implicitly indicates that the social animal gun god [Gun God] is not a title, but a professional title. It is a concept with electrician, team leader, and section chief. Its full name is [Random Citizen] Fu Bao Co., Ltd. is an intermediate gun master during the internship period in the third office of the Ministry of Human Resources (the second month of the internship)]. He is still preparing for the title of senior gun master recently.

This thing is a job, and just like most people don't particularly like their jobs, for the community animal gun god with thin hair and vicissitudes of life, being a gun god is for survival, not for life, so naturally he will not practice Some extra abilities, let’s resonate and understand.

All in all, Brother Suo Zi's operation has indeed affected the gun god's combat ability, and at the same time, he himself has rapidly reduced the transformation scale of the [Assimilation Controller], from the original desk with two guns , Narrowed down to one of the two guns of the Social Animal Gun God, and then when the Gun God pulled the trigger of that gun, he felt as if he was trying to pull away a stubborn Shiba Inu, which became quite difficult, To make his already weakened firepower worse due to the blocked vision, he could only watch Mo Lan bully him, and hit him in the face with a [Voiding Shock], knocking him into a blurred state.

Immediately, Mo Lan raised her [Ethereal Blade] high, and towards Gunshen's head was a New Year's greetings swordsmanship, but she didn't want... In the assessment content of Gunshen's job, except for [Basic] Gun Fighting Skills], [Swinging Gun Skills and Concave Shooting Posture], [How to Chat with the Opposite Sex], [How to Decline/Accept the Pursuit of Homosexuality], [Pretending to be Compulsory One], [Seventeen Styles of Fancy Reloading] In addition to waiting, there is another one... [Close-range Twisting Body Protection Technique]...

Under Mo Lan's flying blade, the Spearman, who was decelerated and slowed down greatly after being blurred, actually twisted like a phantom, so that Mo Lan's New Year's greeting swordsmanship only cut off his tights, not his tights. Afterwards, Mo Lanfu paid New Year greetings five or six times in succession, and every time he was devout, he should have received a red envelope, but the gun god was still like the snake in front of the flute of an Indian snake dancer, relying on the terrifying The bottom force minimizes the damage area of ​​each hit, so that when the blur state ends, his blood volume is still more than [-]%, and his counterattack ability is greatly reduced.

But just when he regained his freedom of movement, using his limited vision to assist him, he flipped over and kicked, and was about to hit Mo Lan's temple, a crisp, pleasant bell sounded from the loudspeaker in the office .

"Ding ding dong dong ~ the time is now, [-]:[-]!"

At this moment, Gunshen's movements suddenly stopped, he quickly retracted his feet, stood up straight, turned around under the suspicious eyes of Mo Lan and Brother Suozi, helped the desk that had fallen on the ground, and put He put the two guns in the drawer, tidied up the table, put the Two-dimensional beautiful girl stand on the table back into his briefcase, turned around and walked towards the place where Mo Lan and others entered the door.

"...No, brother, stop fighting?" Mo Lan asked.

"What else are you playing? Look at the time."

With a pair of small eyes on his head, the Gunslinger of Social Animals pointed to the clock on the wall, "It's 06:30 in the evening, I'm going to get off work, you guys should hurry up and get the rewards after you leave the floor, I wish you success!" building a success."

"What about you, brother?"

"Me? It's my birthday today, so I took a day off and changed my shift, so I don't have to work overtime until eleven o'clock in the evening." The 40-year-old social animal gunman said this, with an expectant smile on his face, " It’s my 25th birthday today, I bought a new game in advance, and ordered a pizza delivery, I need to rest for a night, otherwise I won’t have to rest during the overtime season.”

"Are you 25 years old?"

"Yeah, doesn't it look like it?"

"It's quite similar, I wish you a happy birthday!" Mo Lan and Shi Shisuo looked at each other, shrugged, and watched the community animal gun god take hurried and excited steps towards the door.Shi Shisuo looked at his back, as if thinking of himself who struggled hard when he was young, for a moment, he was a little emotional, which caused Mo Lan to chuckle twice.

But at this moment... in the corner of the room, the broadcasting speaker came out, and an invisible energy flow suddenly gushed out, covering the body of the social animal spear god.

In an instant, his footsteps changed from forward to backward. Under the gaze of the two, he retreated to the desk, put the stand in the briefcase on the desk, took out the gun from the drawer, and put the desk down...

He is [playing backwards]...

In the reverse playback that was accelerated many times, he performed the pantomime of avoiding Mo Lan's attack by himself, the double eyelids on his face returned to normal, the blood volume on his head gradually returned to full, and the table also turned back after a while. In his original position, he sat alone at the desk, and the clock behind him quickly retracted, and it was eight o'clock in the morning.

After that, time began to flow again, and the social animal gun god raised his head, looked at Mo Lan and Shi Shisuo, a trace of exhaustion appeared on his sleep-deprived face, as if seeing the two of them for the first time, and sighed: "It's early in the morning Someone is coming...then let's get it over with, I'm going home to celebrate my birthday tonight."

After that, he took out two guns from the drawer, looked at Mo Lan and Shi Shisuo: "Do you want to prepare?"

At this moment, Mo Lan and Brother Suozi finally understood the meaning of the first four words of [The Social Animal Spear God in the Time Loop].

The system's prompt was sent simultaneously at this moment: "[Social Animal Spear God] was trapped in a time loop by his boss. Whenever the time comes to 06:30 in the evening, the speaker in the room will release time energy flow, which will He resets back to [-] o'clock in the morning of the same day, and all its states will be reset. Players cannot destroy the horn, and you cannot explain the relevant content of the time loop to the gun god, otherwise a new loop will be forced to be triggered. Please repeat the loop again Defeat it before it starts."

In other words, he will always stop on such a day, coming to the work station tiredly in the early morning, looking forward to the rare time that belongs to him after get off work in the evening, but unconsciously, repeating this countless times is destined to fail Looking forward, wasting years here, not even aware of resistance, I can only do things I don't like behind this desk day after day, looking forward to the rest that will not come.

From 06:30 in the morning to [-]:[-] in the morning, more than ten hours, it is obviously not enough to spend there. This mechanism, to put it bluntly, is a second life for the gun god, wasting Mo Lan and time The reset mechanism of locking some resources, the two did not enter the cycle, so skills such as [Recalling Bitterness and Taking Sweetness] cannot be used again. This second battle will only be more difficult than before.

But at the moment, Mo Lan and Time Lock were not thinking about this problem.

They looked at the face of the Gunslinger of Social Animals who was prematurely aging, with some vicissitudes, but revealed expectations for the tiny happiness in life, and then looked at the face behind him that trapped him in the time loop, in the endless time and time again. In the cycle of anticipation, the captivity has squeezed the speakers for an unknown number of years, and I think of a lot.

After a while, they lowered their heads at the same time, and the upper part of their faces darkened like some old cartoons, entering the precursor of an explosion.

"Brother Suozi." Mo Lan said, "What are you thinking?"

"Thinking about what you're thinking about." Time Lock, a 30-year-old mature social man, said, "And you, what are you thinking about?"

"Think what we all think."

"Looks like we've decided what we're going to do."

"Yes, but do you know what to do?"

"I know." Shi Shisuo raised his head, glanced at the system prompt, then looked at the speaker again, and said after a second: "I need time."

"how long."

"38 seconds." Time lock said: "I want you to help me hold him for 38 seconds, is it possible?"

"Don't forget why you pulled me into the duo." Mo Lan stuffed a [a delicious] snack into Brother Suozi's mouth, gave him a wave of blood back, raised his head and said: "Just let it go and do it!" .”

"The preparation time is over, I'm going to start." The animal gunman glanced at the stopwatch in his hand, raised his two guns: "Let's end as soon as possible."

"Yes." Mo Lan raised his sword and said:

"Let's end it as soon as possible, you have to... go back to celebrate your birthday."

From this moment on, the nature of the game has changed.

The first thousand and 120 chapter four went to birthday (4K)

As soon as the words fell, the gun god who didn't know the truth had already taken a step ahead, and pulled the trigger towards Mo Lan, a series of bullets rushed in. At the same time, Mo Lan also completed the chant of the [Floor Lifting Technique] that had just cooled down. Sing, cut the tatami mat perpendicular to the ground towards the left half of the body of the animal gun god.

This time, due to his preparations, the Social Animal Spearman didn't spend much effort and avoided the attack with one sideways side. On the other side, he entered the blind spot of the gun god of social animals, used the floor as a cover, and rushed towards the desk.

Seeing this scene, the Social Animal Spear God wanted to draw his gun to fight back, but the tatami exploded in the next moment. Due to the time reset, he didn't know the explosion and dizziness effect attached to the tatami, and he was stunned immediately. On the spot, Mo Lan took this opportunity to surprise and kill him, but instead of swiping his sword to slash the spear god, he kicked him to the ground. Taking this opportunity, he activated his blue mage promotion form [ The effect of Outrageous Craftsmanship has entered the stage of material selection for weapon making.

In a very short period of time, Mo Lan, who had already conceived the material, turned over the desk, raised her hand on the way, and held the small cactus in the pots of green plants on the table, and the Two-dimensional beautiful girl on the other side. In the hand (yes, the cactus is held by hand, I can’t control so much at this time), one rolled over, and the two hands slammed down, pressing the two objects on the last material - social animal Gun God's office chair!

A blueprint drawing something roughly like a chair flashed out. Mo Lan immediately activated the production mode and integrated all three materials into the blueprint. There is already an extra cactus green chair with a unique shape.

The overall shape of this chair is similar to that of an ordinary office chair with wheels, but there are dense and hideous cactus spikes on it. On the top of the chair is a pole that looks very technological and has an unknown purpose. Gun God's Two-dimensional beautiful girl standing card looks a bit like the radish fishing rod used for riding pigs in "My World". Running, carrying the role of the player moving forward.

Just when the social animal gun god was shocked by this unique and incomprehensible office chair, Mo Lan stretched his hand into the air and snapped his fingers.

At this very moment, the glass luxury collector's two-dimensional beautiful girl stand was put down by the pole, and fell towards the ground in front of the office chair. It was about to fall to the ground and be smashed to pieces!

"No!! Lao Tzu's XXX (here fill in your favorite two-dimensional beautiful girl) is a limited edition standing card!"

Seeing this scene, the social animal gun's eyes were about to split, and a sliding shovel rushed towards the office chair, reaching out to catch the fallen stand, and at this moment, the office chair automatically became a champion. Changing direction, he just landed on the butt of the Gunslinger, and slammed him against the office chair full of cactus thorns.

"Ouch!"

Like the feeling of the hemorrhoid seat electric chair, the gun god of social animals shouted immediately, but in order to save the most important XXX stand, he still endured the pain, stretched out his hand, and went towards the place where the stand fell, but saw the stand Halfway down, it hangs about five centimeters above the palm of the gun god, rolling and rolling, but still can't really fall, but the animal gun god doesn't seem to be aware of this problem, even though his body is trapped by the cactus spikes that are quietly extending, and then continues to fall. A standing sign that falls.

Seeing this scene, Mo Lan was relieved at first, and then felt a little guilty.

The name of this thing is [Sit on needle felt and fall infinitely against Two-dimensional special attack cactus bondage chair], referred to as [Throne of the Ape]. Once the opponent takes the bait, Throne of the Ape will take this opportunity to let the opponent sit on a chair, causing a small amount of piercing damage to him, and at the same time hypnotize the opponent continuously, making him continue to try After receiving the standing card, Mo Lan can control the growth of the spikes during this period. It can not only assassinate the enemy, but also use the spikes as ropes to restrain them. It is a very practical control weapon.

Obviously, it's a bit unbearable to use this chair to deal with the social animal gun god, but this is also the best way to delay time. With Mo Lan's current blood volume and this ghostly battlefield, dragging him head-on Thirty seconds is basically equivalent to calling a Mengxin to learn Soul 3 mercenary double-knife speed pass in one day. No one Mo Lan knows except her own mother has the opportunity to do it. Although it is a bit hard, it is better than both sides. It's better to lose.

Just like that, in the community gun god [Ouch! 】【My PY! 】【XXX, my XXX! ] Waiting for the tragic soundtrack, more than 30 seconds finally passed, that is, at this moment, the time lock... completed his preparations.

At this moment, his body suddenly changed from a pistol to... a loudspeaker that was exactly the same as the one in the corner.

In the past few tens of seconds, he has been trying to obtain the transformation right of this relatively high-energy broadcasting speaker. At this moment, he finally succeeded in transforming, and because of this... he has obtained the transformation object that interferes with him, truly The ability of the loudspeaker.

The next moment, the sound was exactly the same as the previous off-duty reminder sound from the speaker, but the tone was obviously vivid, and there was a lot of beating.

"Notice! Notice!"

These two voices stopped the gunslinger's kung fu. At the same time, Mo Lan also quietly retracted the cactus thorns and sucked the stand back, allowing the gunslinger to stand up and look in the direction of the horn.

"Due to the adjustment of the company's plan, today's rest plan for all employees has been cancelled. Please consciously extend your working hours!"

"what?!"

The expression of the Social Animal Spear God changed in an instant. This expression was very familiar to Mo Lan and Brother Suozi. They would also show such painful expressions when the rest time they had waited so hard for came to an end. But it is obvious that the social animal at this moment Gunslinger, the degree of pain is much higher than the two combined.

"...Overtime, how long will you be working overtime?" With the last glimmer of hope, the gun god of social animals asked in a trembling voice.

"No—it's a—wrong—"

There was a chaotic noise from the broadcasting speaker. At the same time, the speaker behind Mo Lan's buttocks was trembling slightly. After a few seconds, the sound of the speaker returned to "normal". The company does not force you to work overtime, but as a reward for outstanding employees, we will deduct full attendance bonuses and reduce year-end bonuses as appropriate for employees who leave the company without permission before [-]:[-] in the morning. Please decide your own work progress and continue to contribute to the company! "

"But...it's my birthday today..." The Gunner of Social Animals trembled, gritted his teeth and said, "I'll apply 30 days in advance..."

"The company is busy. As a member of the company, you should think about the company wholeheartedly, and don't always think about being lazy. When I was your age, I worked very hard. Young people, to be honest, I don't understand it very well. Great years, why are you so lazy? How dare you waste your youth on rest and useless entertainment? Please respect the company's payment to you—”

"I respect your mother so much!"

At this moment, the gun god of social animals let out a loud shout.

This roar, like the anger and grievance accumulated for many years, erupted in an instant. He quickly pulled out the two guns at his waist, aimed at the broadcasting speaker in the corner, "I quit!"

"Quit? What right do you have to say quit—"

"Oh!"

A bullet shot out, piercing through the broadcasting speaker, making a huge hole in it, and the sound of the speaker became noisy and blurred in an instant.

Seeing this scene, Mo Lan and Shisuo breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, knowing that it should be done.

In the previous system prompt, there was such a sentence: [When the time comes to 06:30 in the evening, the [speaker] in the room will release time energy flow], from this sentence, it can be inferred that even if the speaker does not release The device of the time loop ability is also an important medium, so destroying the horn should destroy the time loop design of this layer.

In the prompt, there is another sentence: [The player cannot destroy the speaker]...

At first glance, this sentence seems to make the player give up the thought of [destroying the speaker], but in fact, the two of them can tell at a glance that there is a subtext in the second half of this sentence, the player can't...but they didn't say [ Social Animal Gun God] No.