How Did It Become a River Crab?

Under the heavy rain, Fat Boy's entire body immediately burst into a scarlet flash when he was hit, and his body was pushed back several meters because of this, and the damage caused by the explosion wiped out his blood volume at once. Mo Lan himself, hiding behind a stone, calmly summoned a bag of potato chips in his hand, stuffed it into his pocket, smiled and watched the stars splashing all over the sky, and he remained steadfast. verb: move.

Afterwards, Mo Lan laughed jiejie (I checked on the Internet during this period of time to find out what kind of laughter this [Jie Jiejie] is. This thing is actually a commonly used way of laughing in Hong Kong comics, and it is pronounced in Cantonese. It is said that laughing out is actually [hiahiahiahia] in Mandarin, which is much easier to understand, and it is indeed very suitable for a timid and shy boy like Mo Lan.), pick up the manure thrower, and a big earth slides from behind the stone. He came out, turned his head, and aimed at Fat Boy, a second poop sandwich appeared out of thin air on the dung thrower, and a second poop bomb was fired!

Yes, the durability of this [Poop Throwing Machine] is [Five Shots], that is to say, Mo Lan can fire a total of five such poop bombs!

What?Why, you ask, can a weapon made out of a pile of poo and a bomb fire five times?

You don't have to be too clear about the endless space.

"shit!"

"shit!"

"shit!"

"shit!"

Mo Lan completed four consecutive voice-activated launches with a singing voice like Ultraman Tiga. The continuous explosion made the sound of rain in the sky never stop. Made the stars dissipate little by little.

(Please type [throwing—dung—machine——] on the post)

Fat Boy's blood volume naturally returned to zero, and his entire head burst open, turning into a scorched black headless body.

But at this moment, Mo Lan didn't slack off in the slightest. While putting a set of pancakes into another trouser pocket, he turned around, poked his head out from behind the stone, and looked at the fat boy who seemed to have GG.

After his blood volume returned to zero and he lost his head, Fat Boy stood there dumbfounded. The section above his upper body was smooth and tidy, and he didn’t look like he was blown out by a bomb at all. This scene also confirmed Mo Lan’s guess. For a moment, a brand new blood bar appeared on Fat Boy's head again, and his body also moved again at this moment!

In the previous system prompt, there was such a line:

"In the first stage, it will always try to get closer to you, using its body..."

Since the system mentions [Phase [-]], it is obvious that this fat boy must have done more than what he has at hand, and in Mo Lan's impression, when the monster [Fatty Blood Congested] was killed in the original work, it was also true. There is a great probability of entering the second stage, which is commonly known as the [U-turn stage].

In this case, while Fat Boy maintains his previous fighting style, the cross-section of his head will continuously bleed out, and the soaring blood will turn into splattered pixel bullets, falling in random directions. If the player does not pay attention, he may be hit a few times, but because the shooting interval of the blood beads is relatively long, the threat is not great, and he will basically not be hit after he is proficient, even if the first random appearance after The third stage is also a non-dangerous mob.

But just like in the first stage, the ultra-congested fat boy at this moment has also received a huge amount of strengthening from the system. At this moment, the speed of blood splattering on his head is almost equal to that of the little old bean after Luana's hurricane, at least Being able to fly four or five TMs out, coupled with his good range, and his habit of still approaching Mo Lan, made his threat much higher than before in an instant.

Not only that, but the headless fat boy now has a new ability, that is [Big Jump]...

This is a skill that many monsters in the original work will have. The fat boy will jump high, fly into the air, and then fall towards the point where Mo Lan landed when he took off, performing inhumane butt attacks. It will shoot a circle of AOE bullets around, and the headless fat boy is in it. Not only that, the number of bullet screens he shoots is extremely dense, and the heights are scattered, chaotic and orderly, it is difficult to avoid, and the difficulty has increased a lot at once .

The only good thing is that during the process of being chased, Mo Lan found that the blood volume of the fat boy in the second stage was only half of that in the previous stage. In this case, it is possible to find the right opportunity to kill.

I saw that Mo Lan used the method of seduction to place the headless fat boy's big jump behind a stone, and while blocking the dense barrage with the stone, he raised the Void Spirit Blade and chanted [lift the floor] Technique], temporarily stunned the fat boy, stuffed a box of hamburgers into his pocket, and ran to the opposite corner of the room in an area that he had long been optimistic about with the help of the high speed brought by [Struggle Instinct].

In this area, there is what Mo Lan wants, the material for making the second [Outrageous Craft] weapon: -- another kind of poop.

Here is some popular science. As a timeless classic of hellish poop and fart, in the game "The Binding of Isaac", there are very rich types of poop. In addition to the most classic chocolate type, there are also gold coins that can be smashed. The golden type, the black type that can stun the surrounding enemies when knocked down, the rainbow type that can restore all life immediately after being smashed, and even the white one, the holy type that can generate attribute-adding auras.

In the past, Mo Lan used the classic original skin. Although it is a classic, it lacks some changes and is a bit rigid. Now, Mo Lan uses the most threatening one among all poops, [Red Poop] ...

This kind of scarlet, slightly flickering poop will cause collision damage to the players in the game, and they may be injured if they are not paying attention, and this kind of poop lingers, even if it is blown up, it will be reborn within a few seconds. It's extremely disgusting, but at this moment, such a good thing is suitable to be used as the material for Mo Lan's new weapon!

Since the red poop also cannot move, Mo Lan has no choice but to connect it with the nearest stone around it, showing a similar [Thunderbolt], but the pole is carved from stone, and the end is connected by a joystick The blueprint of the magic weapon of red poop is fixed on the winch. Mo Lan immediately started to make it, and at the same time finished watching the effect of this new weapon as quickly as possible. When the objects in the blueprint became three-dimensional, they fell into Mo Lan’s hands. The headless fat boy who was relieved from the dizzy state also jumped up after a few steps close to Mo Lan, and smashed towards his position!

But at this moment, after reading the introduction of this weapon, Mo Lan did not look for the nearest bunker. Instead, he clenched the spear-like weapon, took a step back, and placed his body in the shadow of Fat Boy. edge!

The fat boy landed directly in the next instant, and the edge of his fat body just touched Mo Lan's elbow, triggering the collision damage, causing Mo Lan to lose a full 25% of his HP, and knocked back about half a meter.

But at the same time, because of being hit by the collision damage, Mo Lan's body flickered at a high speed, and he entered the [Invincible Time] after being attacked, which is common in many games, so he also avoided the ensuing salvo of bullets .

In the previous reminder of the system, in order to allow the player to escape without being blocked by the fat boy, under this [invincible time], Mo Lan will not only not be harmed, but will also enter the so-called [ghost form] 】……

It sounds mysterious, but in fact, in many games, in order to prevent being stuck by monsters and teammates, players can pass through teammates and monsters without being blocked when moving. Mo Lan specially experimented when attacking. At this moment, he can directly pass through Fat Boy's body to the opposite side. If the invincibility time ends during this period, his body will be ejected directly and get hurt again.

...But weapons like [Ethereal Blade] will not, they will stop directly in the enemy's body, and they need to be pulled out manually, which can also cause damage!

At the moment of being repelled, Mo Lan, who had calculated the distance, thrust the stone-handled weapon that looked like a long spear with a red poop on the tip directly into Fat Boy's body. Lan quickly turned the capstan, causing the fat boy's body surface to burst out with red lights, representing an attack!

This brand new weapon made by Mo Lan is called [Stone-made Mojia Mechanism Winch Spiral Scarlet Burst Scatter Rebirth Destruction Spear]!

This weapon is also very scientific. It uses stones to carve out the mechanism gear sets that nest with each other and turn the capstan. Use the capstan to fix the poo at the top, and then turn the capstan to make the spiral shatter and scatter, just like a shotgun. Causes continuous spray damage to the enemy, so it is also called "Dance of Magic Shit"!

As for how the poop is fixed, why the rotating flying poop will only be launched in a cone forward instead of all over the ground, these insignificant details should be made up by momentum.

And the power of this weapon is far more than that. Due to the characteristic of red poo that can be continuously regenerated, the [ammunition] of this weapon will be continuously regenerated and restored. The only thing that limits his output is the durability of the winch. Mo Lan With the basic physical fitness of level 30 now, he was able to crazily turn the capstan at a speed almost like that of a five-speed electric fan, and in an instant, from the inside of Fat Boy's body, he caused extremely terrifying explosion damage to him!

And because the red poo is still a scene item, it has a special attack effect on Fat Boy. When Mo Lan exhausts the durability of the winch and disintegrates the weapon (magic-magic-shit-dance-dance), Fat Boy The inside of the body has been greatly enriched by Mo Lan, and its blood volume has also returned to zero. The entire upper body exploded, leaving only the bottom section and a protruding pixel spine.

This is [Three Stages], in the original work, this stage is called [Half-length Fat Boy], it is the most harmless stage for humans and animals, it will only run around at a slow speed, leaving behind A flash of blood that drops blood, but disappears quickly, and is basically not threatening.

But here, the half-body fat boy of the third stage rushed towards Mo Lan at least twice as fast as any previous stage. Leaving the duration super doubled, it is estimated that the flashing blood will not disappear until it covers the entire field, and the blood volume will decrease again, only 20% of the first form. In this case, the normal way of playing should be Use the surrounding environment to kill it as quickly as possible, and don't let it have a chance to display its output, but at this moment, Mo Lan no longer needs these fancy tactics.

He raised the Void Spirit Blade in his hand, stood still, facing the fat boy who was galloping, and read [inkjet] on the spot!

When the half-length fat boy rushed to a distance of several meters in front of Mo Lan, Mo Lan had already finished reading the article, and sprayed the black water cannon that had just been turned on the CD towards the fat boy, and at the same time, he immediately released The active effect of the Void Spirit Blade [Blooming Shock] pushed Fat Boy into the Void state one step ahead, turning him into a slow-moving translucent Void body, and the second half of the damage of [Inkjet] was thus obtained. The huge bonus instantly knocked out [-]% of its HP.

Immediately afterwards, Mo Lan waved the Void Spirit Blade in his hand, and rushed straight towards the body of the half-length fat boy who was constantly bleeding (flying blood beads belong to the effect of skills and are not affected by the speed of action), and the long sword in his hand flew upwards. Next, a set of extremely standard [New Year's Greeting Swordsmanship] was started, just like New Year's greetings, and slashed down at Fat Boy!

The extra coagulation effect of [Void Blade] is matched with the original effect. Unlike the previous zombies who were blessed by the system and caused extra real damage after attacking the enemy, the attack of [Void Blade] directly It is defined as magic damage, and it can basically be regarded as [Magic Slash] with a flat A skin. Therefore, Mo Lan can use the blade of the ethereal to cause huge slashing damage to enemies in the virtual state!

While performing New Year's greetings swordsmanship, in order to heighten the atmosphere, Mo Lan yelled angrily every time he slashed the sword: "I wish you a new year and a new atmosphere!"

"I wish you ten consecutive flashes!"

"I wish you all the relatives who receive the New Year's money, and all the relatives who give the New Year's money!"

"I wish you a lot of money in the New Year!"

"I wish you a new year and find beautiful girls and boys!"

"a new Year!"

"Thank you for your company!"

While Mo Lan was slashing furiously, the half-body fat boy in the virtual state was also continuously bleeding at him. Mo Lan, who had lost a lot of blood due to the previous battle, immediately entered a state of residual blood. At first glance, he looked like this The wave operation obviously felt that he was invincible after development, and a phenomenon of expansion occurred.

But at this moment, Mo Lan spread out a hand, and slammed it out of her trousers bag...

He took out a pancake, a bag of potato chips, a hamburger, and a box of sticks, and put them in front of his mouth one after another, biting four times in a row!

When killing Brother Banjia, Mo Lan obtained the blue magic [One Bite of Deliciousness]. This skill can generate recovery food that can be eaten instantly. Yes, a very scary feature: In the skill description, it doesn't say [only one piece of food can be held at a time]!

When Mo Lan summoned the first cup of Coke, he saw a full 180-second countdown on the Coke, which means that Mo Lan can continuously release this instant skill during the battle to store food in the In the bag on your body, eat it all at once when you need it, and restore a lot of health!

Although at this moment it is because Mo Lan does not have the blood volume bonus of the river crab, the healing volume is very high, and there is a limit to the amount of mana, but as long as this battle is over, when he can use LOL equipment to strengthen himself later, this problem will be solved. will be greatly improved.Enough to make [One Bite of Deliciousness] a very powerful auxiliary skill!

After these four bites, Mo Lan's blood volume immediately returned to the safety line. At the same time, he raised his [Ethereal Blade] for the last time, aimed at the half-length fat boy, and slammed the blade down !

"Wish you……"

Mo Lan shouted angrily, and slashed down with a sword!

"Happy New Year!"

"Pfft!"

The half-length fat boy in the virtual state was split in half by Mo Lan.

"[Ultimate Congested Fat Boy] has been killed, [Blue Magic Trial - Chapter of Fat Boy], the mission is completed."

Thank you, fat boy, for reminding me of my youthful days of waving refill mops in the toilet!

Chapter 94 Encountering the White-haired Crying Little Witch (5K)

At the same time that three dozen Fat Boys successfully defeated this difficult opponent, the chain of [Ether Copy] also flew out of Fat Boy's body and poured into Mo Lan's body, giving Mo Lan a new promotion form , Immediately afterwards, Mo Lan also learned a new blue magic from this fat boy, which was taken from the big jump attack he released just now: [Fat Boy High Jump]

Type: [Blue Magic Skill]

Quality: no quality

Effect: The famous stunt of the classic enemy series [Fat Boy] in "The Binding of Isaac" is listed as the pride of this race along with [Fat Boy Collapsing Fart].

There is no need to chant, you need to choose any area within a radius of 30 meters to release, and fill the body with a large amount of pure ether, making the body instantly fat and heavy like a sumo wrestler, and then quickly lifted into the air under the urging of the wind attribute ether , falling towards the target area, if there is an obstacle above the head, it will be determined whether it can break through according to the hardness of the obstacle.

At the moment of falling, the ether accumulated in the body will be accompanied by an impact, which explodes quickly like an impact bomb, repelling the crushed and contacted enemies, causing decent magic damage to them, and then releasing a large amount of random Spherical barrage, causing a small amount of magic damage to surrounding enemies. Due to the improvement, the speed of the barrage has been greatly improved, and it is no longer as easy to dodge as in the original work.

This skill has a cooldown of 45 seconds.In [Protective] Ether Copy state, the damage of this skill will be increased by 50%, and the number of barrages will be increased by 100%.

The Fat Boys are a weak race. They have a body size, but they don't have the fighting ability to match them. They can only be used as living targets, and become the background board for challengers to test their damage and relax. In the jumping and releasing, they may also feel a little bit of their own value.

Note: Compared with the original version, the biggest disadvantage of this version is that you may fall into the ditch because of it, which is why I don't play Dragon Knight.

Teacher Bei, don't hurt the cannon cleaner!

Mo Lan experimented with this ability, he aimed at a random area to trigger it, and immediately, Mo Lan's weight doubled several times in an instant, and the width of his body also exceeded his height in an instant, turning into a corn. The giant fat boy in awe, if it weren't for the amazing power of the ether, Mo Lan's denim jacket and trousers would have collapsed on the spot, and the little Lanniao would have been exposed, thanks to the power of magic.

The next moment, Mo Lan suddenly flew into the sky, and after a one-second delay, [Duang]'s whole body fell to the target location, shaking the whole room. The blood cells shot out when it landed were similar, and the color changed to blue-blue spherical water droplets scattered out, shooting in all directions like a goddess scattering flowers. Mo Lan took a rough look, at least twenty or thirty shots, considering its size It is about twice the head of an ordinary person, and this density is not too low.

This skill is very practical. The feature of locking the area instead of using the unit allows it to advance into the formation and retreat as a mobile displacement. It has a variety of uses and is flexible. It also has an AOE with high damage. The only disadvantage is that when it is used in human form, it will Temporarily becoming a fat house has some impact on the shape, but Mo Lan, who is used to river crabs, thinks there is no problem with this, and even hopes that the volume will become fatter and fatter with the improvement of spell attainments in the future, so as to further increase his falling area.

Lu Xun never said: When the system turns you into a river crab, you are willing to let him turn you into a fat house.

Immediately afterwards, Mo Lan looked at his new [Ascension Form]: [Ether Copy (Ultimate Fat Boy)]: You copied the body of the powerful meat shield enemy [Ultimate Congested Fat Boy] strengthened by the system. Part of the ability, until you take the initiative to cancel/change the copy target, you get the following bonuses: [Protective type]: [Congested Fat Boy] is a protective type opponent, you get a moderate damage reduction and maximum health bonus, part of the defense Cyan-like magic will be strengthened.

[Ascension Form: Difficult to Destroy]: You have obtained the terrifying vitality of the [Fat Boy] family. When you enter this promotion form, your HP limit will become 50% of the original.

At the same time, when your health reaches zero for the first time, you will not die, but will immediately lose your head and enter a headless state. In this state, you can still maintain full vision and Reduce the upper limit of health to 40% and restore all health. At the same time, your neck section will continuously spew out bullets made of blood, causing damage to surrounding enemies. The damage of bullets depends on your maximum Health and various spell powers.

When your health reaches zero for the second time, you will still not die, but will immediately lose your upper body and enter a half-body state. In this state, your vision is still intact, and the upper limit of health is reduced to 30% again And restore all HP, at the same time, your blood barrage launch speed increases, and will leave a boiled blood stain that will take continuous damage when stepping on it when moving, and the boiled blood stain will last for up to 30 seconds and then disappear.

In one copy, the progress of [Ascension Form: Destruction] will be shared, and you cannot reset the status stage by switching forms. When you switch to another form, your HP limit will be restored, but It does not restore any health, and when you switch back to this form, you will immediately return to the corresponding state.

"powerful!"

Mo Lan's evaluation of this form is only one word. At first glance, the upper limit of blood volume is a bit slashed, but in fact, the high damage reduction provided by the [protective type] will greatly alleviate this problem. With two extra lives, it can also be linked with [Fat Boy High Jump]. It is a pity that the reset standard of this skill is [Entry and Exit Dungeon] instead of [Death]. Otherwise, every life of my own will be lost. It can give two extra opportunities to mislead the enemy and take explosion damage, but Mo Lan is not sorry, if it is really strong to this level, it has to be a purple high-quality independent passive.

After registering the two abilities into the corresponding fields, Mo Lan tidied up the skill fields, and without wasting time, immediately chose to enter the next trial, which is the last trial.

The familiar teleportation light flashed again, and this time, the font that appeared in front of Mo Lan read: [Blue Zero Trial: Chapter of Lamentation]

Material collection module: "Left [-] Dead".

"Why are you hitting zombies again?" Mo Lan was startled: "Do you want me to make up for the regret that I didn't experience the infinite stream Eternal Classic: Opening Zombie dungeon?"

As Mo Lan said, the game "Left 90 Dead" and the previous "Dead Rising" series are both zombie-themed games, but the reputation of the former is an order of magnitude higher than the latter. The four-player cooperative survival shooting game produced by V Agency, the production company of Fate and Portal, and the creator of steam, is the childhood memory of many post-00s and post-20s. Continue to move forward in various maps, kill a bloody path among the corpses, finally find rescue, and complete the level. Since today, there are still a large number of players making third-party map levels and various MODs for it. Even if the game It has been released for [-] years, and there is still no news about the third part. This game is also enduring and still alive.

In Mo Lan's judgment, the probability of this weapon hitting a human character is not high. Unlike the protagonist in the Zombie Rising series who is in charge of the power of green skins, the player-controlled character in the original Left [-] Dead game is no different from a soldier in an ordinary shooting game. The difference is that there is no other ability except shooting guns, throwing mines and taking medicine. Even if you do a little divergence, it is not easy to become stronger. The enemy you have to face is most likely the special unit of this game [Special Infected]...

Special infected people, commonly known as special senses, can be understood as elite units among zombies. During the game process, ordinary zombies will appear to harass players. They have various troublesome abilities. [Smoker] has an unusually long tongue, which can be tied up at a long distance Players, after death, will release smoke that blocks the line of sight. [Hunter] can overwhelm players with extremely fast pounces. Mo Lan had a relationship with an opponent of the same mechanism in the chicken-eating dungeon before. In addition, the little brother In the valley of the fire-breathing dragon, the prototype [TANK] of the girl TANK puppet encountered when fighting the fire-breathing dragon puppet master Aqian is also one of them.

But this time, Mo Lan could guess which special infected person she might encounter from the content of the trial.

When the loading screen ended, Mo Lan found himself on the top floor of a high-rise building. When Mo Lan landed on the ground, he also heard a burst of mournful crying.

"Woooo..."

As soon as the sound came out, Mo Lan was sure what kind of boss he was hitting. He turned his head and saw a white-haired woman kneeling on the ground, covering her face and sobbing, in the middle area of ​​the gym about 3 meters away from him. .