How Did It Become a River Crab?

However, there are gaps in Brother Banjia's rigidity. The first wave of attacks made him unstable, but it still gave him time to swing the [Three Elements Rod], as long as he successfully hits the Gandalf pose even once Attacking, all of Mo Lan's previous arrangements will be destroyed, and because of this, Mo Lan will not give him such a chance.

At this moment, Mo Lan held her own long sword, aimed the blade at Brother Banjia's chest, finished the chant, and released the [Floor Lifting Technique]!

A long piece stretched rapidly, and the superimposed tatami slammed into Brother Banjia's chest fiercely, and the length Mo Lan estimated was just enough to knock him to the ground. When he was about to resist, Mo Lan lifted the floor violently, and the broken tatami knocked him into a dizzy state. Only a small number of zombies were affected by this blow and died, while the other zombies jumped down at the same time, dying. Surrounded Brother Banjia, and started to bite!

Brother Banjia's proud [-] bars of blood fell rapidly and shattered under the pounce of countless zombies. Mo Lan was holding the Void Blade tightly, ready to fire the blinding [water cannon] at any time, If the situation is wrong, he immediately went down to fight the bayonet, but the plate armor brother who was thrown down by countless zombies failed to stand up again after all. Thirty blood bars disappeared one by one, and finally disappeared completely from sight .

At the same time, a blue chain made of ether also flew back from Brother Banjia's body to Mo Lan's body, completing the [Ether Copy] against Brother Banjia...

"The [Crazy Original Protagonist Hybrid] has been killed, [Blue Magic Trial - Chapter of Corpse Tide], the mission is completed."

Farewell, the youth I spent in the green skin technology enlightenment and fancy mowing and killing zombies!

Chapter 92 Never Forget Your Original Heart (5.5K)

At the moment when the trial completion prompt appeared, a burst of familiar mission completion music from the "Final Fantasy" series also rang in Mo Lan's ears. He used the music to reminisce about the past, and then turned his sights to his [Blue Magic] Book】……

After defeating this Banjia brother, Mo Lan not only completed the ether duplication, but also learned a [Blue Magic] from him as a reward, but the prompt did not explain what he learned, so he had to open the magic book to see .

[Blue Magic Book] is actually not a book, but a game panel that shows all of Mo Lan's blue magic skills, similar to a book page. The left half is all Mo Lan's existing blue magic skills, and the right side is each skill The introduction of the effect is very similar to the blue magic skill interface of the original "Final Fantasy 14". On the 4X4 skill display list, the fifth blue magic has begun to appear in the second row.

Mo Lan originally thought that he would learn iconic abilities such as [Three Elements Rod] and [Summon the Ultimate Fighter Bear], but he did not expect that this blue magician mechanism showed his outrageous randomness at this moment .

What he learned was this Banjia brother's eating skills:

【One delicious bite】

Type: [Blue Magic Skill]

Quality: no quality

Effect: The recovery method of the protagonist of the "Dead Rising" series.

After instant chanting, use blue magic to generate a random food composed of mild healing ether (currently there are pancakes, coffee, chocolate beans, crispy corners, potato chips, cola, burgers, etc.), put this Put the food near the mouth and make a biting movement, and then it can be transformed into surging vitality and injected into the body instantly, restoring a moderate amount of health at one time, and the cooling time is 10 seconds.

You can eat an entire huge hamburger with just one bite, and you can heal a serious injury just by eating a hamburger. This is also a romance unique to game characters. It's a pity that the food made of ether has no real taste and only has a shape They may not be a consolation when you are far away in another world.

Remarks: If you want to open it up a bit, at least there is a feeding animation. Think about the mood of the boss facing you when you brought a hundred bowls of vegetable soup and hundreds of bottles of life potion in the ancient scrolls.

Teacher Bei, this means that you haven't installed the real drug drinking MOD, and you are not hardcore enough.

Obviously, this is Brother Banjia's ability to quickly eat snacks to restore blood volume before. Mo Lan tried to release it by adding it to the skill bar, and randomly produced a glass of cola with ice, which is common in fast food restaurants. He put it in the Bite lightly from the edge of his mouth, and the whole cup of Coke disappeared out of thin air, restoring 18% of his health. Considering its cooldown time, it is a very good self-milk skill. The only flaw is that it consumes more mana than imagined. In the case of medium high and full mana, if you use it continuously, you can only use it seven times in a row even considering the mana recovery.

Even so, this is a self-milk skill that is enough to make most of the output professions cry in the original game.

Although he failed to learn all kinds of green leather technology and equipment of Brother Banjia this time, it doesn't matter, because... Mo Lan can do it by himself now.

What he copied from Brother Banjia's body with [Ether Copy] was the outrageous weapon DIY ability that can be combined with a flashlight and gemstones into a lightsaber!

[Ether Copy (Crazy Original Protagonist Hybrid)]: You have copied the signature abilities of the previous protagonists of the "Dead Rising" series, until you take the initiative to cancel/replace the copied target, you will get the following bonuses: [Offensive]: slightly

[Ascension Form: Outrageous Crafting]: You have obtained the most distinctive weapon making ability of the Dead Rising series. The final damage you cause with any type of weapon is increased by 25%. In this promotion form, you can consume 20% of the magic power The magic power of the upper limit, look around for up to three items that belong to you or whose energy level is not too high, and combine them into a [self-made weapon] in three seconds...

The effect of [self-made weapons] depends entirely on the materials you choose, and has a certain degree of randomness. The produced [self-made weapons] have different durability. Once the durability reaches zero, the weapon will be permanently destroyed. .

You can only have 1 [self-made weapon] at a time, if you make a new self-made weapon, the old weapon will be automatically destroyed.

This form of promotion directly brings over the entire core gameplay of the Dead Rising series, which greatly improves Mo Lan's ability to adapt to the embarrassing stage of lack of skills. The difficulty of refining is the same, with the existence of this form, the next trial must be much easier.

Since all of Mo Lan's attributes and status will be reset when entering the second trial, Mo Lan has no way to make a weapon here and bring it there. After a simple test of the ability effect, Mo Lan will 【Ascension form】kept on 【Outrageous Craft】, clicked 【Next Trial】, and entered the transmission channel again.

Perhaps because the system has preloaded all the trials in advance, this trial entered very quickly. After only two seconds, the title of this trial appeared in front of Mo Lan's eyes.

[Blue Type Zero Trial: Chapter of Fat Boy]...

Material collection module: "The Binding of Isaac"

Sister System, no matter how handsome the prefix is, with words like Fat Boy, I can only think of Saber Ya.

The moment the title disappeared, Mo Lan came to a spacious wooden room with a rectangular shape and an uncapped roof. In this room, there were a lot of items composed of pixels, with very similar painting styles and textures, including three not limited to rocks, spiders, etc. Nets, spikes poking out of the ground every now and then, some bombs, and...

... poop.

Yes, this pixel style wooden room map is dotted with cartoon pixel poo.

Seeing this, readers who have some game experience, and those who have read the fifth paragraph from the top, must have already guessed where this is. This room is obviously the room in "The Binding of Isaac". A larger version of a random room!

For the game "The Binding of Isaac", Mo Lan thinks that there is no need to praise it anymore. It is difficult to describe the excellence of this game. As the pinnacle of the rogue-lite category in the true sense, this game is in the An immortal monument was engraved in the history of independent games in the world, and it also brought the word [meat pigeon] into the country of China.

This game has appeared many times before (such as the [little stone] embedded in the forehead of Xiao Laodou), but this time I will introduce it officially: this is a 2D plane, which constantly cleans up various rooms. The game, but it has an extremely terrifying randomness. The maps, items, props, bosses and enemy distribution of each game are completely different. Even if you play for more than 1000 hours, it is basically impossible to have the same game experience even once. There are hundreds of items and props with different effects, which can be superimposed continuously and produce various chemical reactions.

By continuously obtaining these props, the characters can gradually have various imaginative abilities: airdrop bombs, shotguns, infinite AOE, laser shooting, fire spraying, etc., and due to the randomness of terror, players will A variety of new and shocking ability combinations are constantly discovered in each battle. Even after thousands of hours of playing, there will still be countless surprises.

Mo Lan has played many random rogue-like games in her life, from "The Thief's Legacy" to "Killing the Spire", from "Homeward Journey" to "Rhythm Dungeon", and even "Thieves' Street", "Into the Dungeon", " "Adventure in the Rain", among which there are many excellent masterpieces, but when it comes to works that use the word "random" to the limit, Mo Lan will still think of Isaac at the first time. This is the horror charm of this game.

In a sense, this kind of game experience that is always waiting for the unknown is also one of the core pleasures of "Endless Space".

(The other core fun, of course, is that there's lots and lots and lots and lots of shit in it.)

But this time, in the game world of "The Binding of Isaac", the enemy that Mo Lan faces is also a monster in Isaac's original work, nicknamed [Fatty], officially translated as [Fatty], and a test monster. titles are consistent.

Fat Boy is an enemy that is often seen in the first two floors of the game. It is characterized by slow movement and relatively high blood volume in the early stage. It will not cause damage to the player when it collides with the player, but it will use a fart attack that encourages farts. Knocking the player character back for a certain distance, interfering with positioning, other than that is useless, basically one of the best enemies in the game.

But at this moment, standing in front of Mo Lan, the Fat Boy in the center of the room is much paler than the original version overall, and the eyes with big watery eyes have also been hollowed out, and tears of blood flowed down. It sounds very scary, but due to the original The painting style is very cute, so it looks a little ugly at best, slightly permeable, far from making people uncomfortable.

This is a variant of Fat Boy in the original work, and its name is [Congested Fat Boy] (this is a sensitive word. It took me a long time to realize why it is sensitive. I am so simple.), in Mo Lan’s impression, this thing is similar to The difference between ordinary fat boys is that they run a little faster, have thicker blood, and at the same time hit people with damage. In addition, there is a special mechanism that is not troublesome to deal with in the original version. It is still very good, and basically it will not be killed by it. , but obviously, since it can stand in front of Mo Lan who participated in the triple trial, it means that it must be different from Chang Fei.

Sure enough, the system directly gave Mo Lan a set of reminders:

"Welcome to [Blue Zero Trial: Chapter of Fat Boy], your enemy is [Ultimate Congested Fat Boy]..."

"Hint: [Ultimate Congested Fatboy] has extremely high health, high collision damage, and the ability to release gas to knock back surrounding units. In the first stage, it will always try to approach you, using its body to You deal collision damage, and its movement speed slowly increases over time, eventually reaching a speed where it can't be avoided."

"Hint: All kinds of props in the scene can pose a threat to [Ultimate Congested Fat Boy]."

"Reminder: After you receive [collision damage], you will have about 1.5 seconds of invincibility time and ghost form (you can pass through some units) for you to retreat, in case you are directly killed by continuous collision damage."

"Hint: There are no hidden rooms around, please don't waste bombs."

"The reminder is over, the trial will start in three seconds, you only have one chance, please try to defeat [Ultimate Congested Fatboy] as much as possible..."

"3 2 1—"

"The trial begins!"

This time, Mo Lan, who was familiar with the urine trial test, did not panic. After giving herself a fighting instinct, at the opening moment, she aimed the ethereal blade in her hand at the fat boy who was rushing towards her, and chanted Activating the skill [Inkjet]...

The pitch-black water shot out from Mo Lan's staff and hit Fat Boy's blood bar. However, since he had no eyes, [Blindness] has no effect on those who do not rely on vision to locate, so it His footsteps did not stop, and he was still moving towards Mo Lan slowly, but he could indeed feel that he was approaching at a slowly accelerating speed.

Mo Lan fired this water cannon not to blind him, but to see his own damage. When [Inkjet] hit the fat boy, a row of red pixels appeared on the top of its head The blood bar, the current blood bar has only dropped by about 4%.

No wonder the system specifically reminded him to use environmental props, Fat Boy's fleshiness was indeed at a level that could not rely on magic output to attack.

Soon, Mo Lan found a ground thorn that was constantly rising and falling. Looking for the right opportunity, he walked the fat boy directly above the ground thorn, let the ground thorn poke its buttocks, and found that it could be done, about 5 times. The health bar was about %. Then, Mo Lan found two [bombs] used by the player characters in the original work from the surroundings of the scene, placed on the ground, and exploded later...

This kind of bomb is not used for output most of the time in the original work. It is generally used to blow up some walls and stones, so as to obtain hidden doors hidden in obstacles and walls, but its own damage comes first. It is indeed very high in the mid-term, so sometimes it can be used to quickly kill some crispy bosses. At this moment, the system specially reminded the knowledgeable Mo Lan that there are no hidden rooms around, and broke his idea of ​​​​exploding the wall to see if there is a secret room. , he can only use the bomb to try to blow up the fat boy to see the output.

Mo Lan calculated the timing of the explosion and placed a bomb under her feet. When Fat Boy arrived next to the bomb in pursuit of Mo Lan, the bomb was just about to explode, causing damage to him, but at this moment, Fat Boy Zai suddenly farted on the spot, flew the bomb directly out, and exploded in mid-air, failing to cause any damage to it.

From this point of view, Mo Lan knew the careful thinking of the system. Since the fat boy will blow the fart and blow the bomb away, and the bomb cannot be thrown out, it can only be placed under his feet. Therefore, under normal circumstances, the challenger should seize the opportunity and let the The bomb just happened to arrive at Fat Boy, and it exploded before he could fart, or put two bombs in a row, one in front of the other, and stuck a built-in CD that collapsed farts. If the player has control skills, it is much more convenient and can be directly controlled Then fry again.

But at this moment, Mo Lan has a better way.

Mo Lan glanced at the resources behind her, thought for a moment, and used the high speed of [Struggle Instinct] to draw a safe distance from Fat Boy. Then, she turned her head, picked up a nearby bomb, and found another place. The land thorn plot triggered his own promotion form [Outrageous Craftsmanship]...

Brother Banjia, your power is great, it's mine now!

At the moment when Mo Lan triggered the active effect of outrageous craftsmanship, a dotted line connected the bomb and the ground spike at the same time, and a holographic workbench covered with blueprint-like substances appeared in front of Mo Lan, reminding Mo Lan that she could choose a third item , to complete this weapon production together.

But there is a small problem here, the [ground thorn] is inlaid on the ground, Mo Lan can use outrageous crafts next to the ground thorn, relying on the power of magic to suck it up and make it, but he can't pick him out and bring him up to find The third material, therefore, Mo Lan can either combine two into one directly, or find a usable material nearby.

Mo Lan looked left and right, and looked at the space next to the ground thorn...

A pile of pixel poop.

In fact, the poop in Isaac's game is very cartoony, and it is a magical creation that has multiple uses, can explode gold coins and materials, and can also restore blood. I don’t even see any mood swings in the game, I just think it’s a very normal game item, so that unless someone reminds me, most Isaac players will not think [There is a lot of poop in the game, it seems not very hygienic ] Such a question.

But a 2D plane game is a 2D plane game, and a panorama game is completely different. Although this cute poop has no smell and is made of pixels, it is no problem to make it into chocolate ice cream, but even so, yes For most people, it still needs some psychological construction to get started with a pile of poop.

...Obviously, Mo Lan does not belong to this rank.

Seeing this scene, ordinary people may hesitate a little, saying [This is the end, there is no other way...], [This is my determination! ] and other words, and then closed his eyes and pulled the poop into the dotted line.

But at this moment, Mo Lan's face was filled with blissful ecstasy. Like a bald crazy doctor wearing goggles, the corners of his mouth grinned in such a way that the girl with the gap could press three times with one button. He was so excited that he moved the dotted line on the blueprint Connected to that lump of pixel poop!

God is sorry, because the power of Papa has been withdrawn from the environment in the current version, Mo Lan, who has not experienced the familiar feeling in several copies, is actually a little empty in her heart.

And now, Mo Lan has this opportunity again!

As the saying goes, don’t forget your original intention, you will get a shit bowl. Now that I’ve been away for a long time, I, Mo Lan, can finally pay tribute to the game master Juege, the founder of the infinite flow game again, and play papa well and thoroughly!

"Come on, this is my ability: outrageous craft (Leave sheet music work art)!"

(What the hell are you talking about in English?)

Under Mo Lan's furious roar, pixel poo, pixel thorns, and the bomb itself flew into the workbench at the same time, and merged into the blueprint at a high speed. Three seconds passed, and on the blueprint, a strange , things that could not even be considered as [weapons] gradually emerged.

It was a weapon similar to a staff with a table on it. A ground thorn was placed below it as a handle, and the entire wooden planar block that originally carried the ground thorn was connected above to form a plane similar to a square table. The thorns are hidden in the different-dimensional hole of the plane, and will be pushed out when needed. On the top of the thorn plane, there is a translucent pile of pixel poop with a percussive ball bomb hidden inside.

This is the first masterpiece of Mo Lan's [Outrageous Craftsmanship], and its name is: [Handheld ground thorn high-speed trigger projectile type Tiannv Scattering Card BUG Happy Bomber]!

Chapter 93 Fang De Always (5.5K)

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The name is too long, and if you type it more times, you will feel it is a word of water, so the weapon referred to as [Dung Throwing Machine] looks very strange, but it is actually very scientific. Stretch out the surface at an extremely fast speed, hit the poop on the top, throw it like a slingshot, and hit the target. At the same time, the bomb hidden in the poop will also be triggered by the impact, and the countdown of the explosion will begin. And when it hits the enemy, it speeds up the countdown, explodes quickly, and at the same time brings its own firepower and the outer poop storm to deal amazing AOE explosion damage. It is a very scientific weapon with simple and easy-to-understand principles.

As for how the ground thorns stretch out quickly in a different dimension, why the poop is knocked into the air instead of being poked in, how the bomb turns into a shock attack and other insignificant details, it is made up by the momentum, no need to think too much !

While making this weapon, Fatty, who was gradually accelerating, also rushed towards Mo Lan. Without hesitation, Mo Lan immediately turned the poop head of the manure thrower, aimed at the blood-congested fat boy, and shouted: "shit!"

That's right, voice-activated.

The next moment, the ground thorn hidden in the different-dimensional space flew out violently, and the pixel poop wrapped in a bomb drew a soft arc in the air, and landed precisely in front of Fat Boy. As a destructible obstacle, Fat Boy, who didn't have the ability to destroy obstacles, was even stuck in his position by the poop on the ground for a while, and stopped temporarily.

At the same time, the bomb in the poop also started the process of exploding. It only takes a second for the bomb to detonate successfully. At this time, Fat Boy once again unleashed its proud Bengpi attack, trying to blow the The poop bounced off and smeared onto Mo Lan's face, allowing him to find his own shit path.

But when the colored and smelly gas burst out from Fat Boy's body, the poop remained motionless, without being affected in the slightest.

The reason for this situation is also related to the nature of the game "The Binding of Isaac". In the game, only the player character and the bomb on the map can be bounced away by this kind of bomb attack. Other units, And various dropped objects without a base, and [poop] is classified as [obstacle] or [game scene] in most cases. They are part of the map block and are fixed The product on the map, this time Mo Lan turned it into a weapon and launched it, and it still maintains its air is unclean, immovable as a mountain, and the shit that stands bravely will not back down in front of Bengpi's attack. a cent!

And because of this, the bomb hidden in the poop, which should have been knocked into the air, could not be knocked away by the blown fart attack because it was located inside the poop. This wave, this wave is an effective use of scene elements.

The next moment, the bomb in the poop exploded like a fatal cascade!