How Did It Become a River Crab?

These beef burgers look quite normal, but everyone who has experienced the baptism of this city of gambling dogs knows very well that it is impossible for Mo Lan to wait in a city where even a TV series like TM randomly plays the plot. If it wasn't for this, Mo Lan probably wouldn't have a mandatory meal system in this cafeteria.

Sure enough, in the next second, the robot said in a very unbeatable metallic voice: "Please line up to pick up your meals!"

"No, these burgers all look the same?" Wei Luo narrowed his eyes, "What's the point?"

"According to the situation we encountered before." Endas muffled: "I think it should be prepared to split each burger and distribute them randomly."

"Sister Daxing, although I know you have always liked to speak with this voice, but I need to remind you that your current voice is very suggestive..."

After complaining, Wei Luo was the first to walk to the front of the dining table and started to take his hamburger meal.

The robot in front of him released a scanning beam similar to infrared rays, scanned Wei Luo's face, and then found a hamburger, and put it completely on the dinner plate in front of Wei Luo.

Just when Wei Luo wanted to say that he was lucky, the robot hand shook and twitched the hamburger patty for him.By the way, they pointed to the sign above their heads. Everyone looked up and found that it said: [Waste is shameful, leftovers are fined]...

"Okay, let's treat it as a fat loss period." Wei Luo calmly picked up the burger and ate it, making room for Endas.

Endas walked stiffly to the dining table, and the robot scanned him around, splitting the hamburger next to it and turning it into a magical combination of two slices of cheese with vegetables and a patty on top.But it's still edible.

Endas picked up the hamburger with difficulty with his slender fingers, trying to put it in his mouth, but he couldn't figure out where the human's mouth was for a while, so he trimmed the cheese to the edge of the career line on the bulging shirt , Endas glanced at the fine mark on the top of her head, she ate the food in her hands helplessly, then picked up the cheese on her chest with her fingers, put it into her mouth with her index finger, and licked her other fingers a few times, Just in case the cheese on your fingertips is judged to be leftovers.

After completing this series of rigorous operations, Endas raised her head, glanced at Xingji and the others with complex expressions, and asked, "What's the matter? Are there any remaining parts that have not been processed?"

"The corner of the mouth." Mo Lan turned on the river crab dispatch mode, covering the little brother's sunglasses and Xingji's eyes.

"Understood." Endas scraped the cheese from the corner of his mouth into his mouth with his nails, and sucked his fingers along the way: "Is there any more?"

"No, you can open your eyes now."

"Hey (I'm not a human being, I'd like to see you find a fire-breathing dragon sister.)" the little brother interjected.

"Sister Charizard has been so impressed by your charm that her head is blown."

The next one is Xingji. Xingji walked to the front of the dining table. The robot scanned a wave as usual, and then...

Gathered all the remaining hamburger patties together and handed them over to Xingji.

"You fucking serve meals according to your appearance and angelic level, right?"

Seeing Xingji who carefully put the meatloaf aside and put it into his mouth in small mouthfuls, Mo Lan choked speechlessly, patted his little brother, and beckoned him to be his vanguard. The little brother jumped to the dining table, biting his mouth full of lettuce without any surprise, and ran to the side to watch the finale heavyweight Mo Lan's performance.

Mo Lan anxiously moved to the front of the dining table and glanced at the leftover hamburger wreckage on the dining table. Basically, only bread and cheese were left. No matter how unlucky you are, you can still eat a few bites of bread. Don't worry...

The robot glanced at Mo Lan, and after a few seconds, lowered its body, took out a hamburger packing box, clamped the shovel on the stove next to it in the middle of the packing box, and sent it to Mo Lan.

"...Are you fucking serious?"

The robot didn't answer, just pointed at the [Shameful waste, fine for leftovers] on the top of the head...

"Smooth." Mo Lan brought over the box with the shovel in it, sadly preparing to try to act like a crab chewing on the shovel. With the current physical strength of the Void Scuttler, just a shovel is not a problem .

But at this moment, the robot took out a few more drinks from the audience.

"This is everyone's accompanying drink, please don't waste it."

"This is soda for you two." The robot handed two cups to Wei Luo and Xing Ji.

"This is your energy drink." Endas took the cup.

"Here is your orange juice." Xingji also took his water glass.

"This is your boiled water." The little brother picked up his glass with difficulty.

Finally, the robot turned around and put a black glass with ominous bubbles in front of Mo Lan.

"This is your instant great enhanced eternal death potion [Suicide No. 1] +3."

"..." Mo Lan dipped the handle of the shovel into the cup of black liquid, and when he picked it up, the place soaked by the juice had completely vaporized and disappeared without a trace, and the liquid did not decrease at all.

"Let's just draw a fine." Mo Lan handed the cup back and replied immediately.

The robot didn't speak, but just popped up a lever similar to a slot machine. Mo Lan looked around, but couldn't see the little sister, so he could only take a sad step back, and let the No. Lan fights for a way out.

Xingji pulled the lever down nervously. After a while, the robot trembled twice and shouted loudly: "The drawing of the fine amount is completed. You need to choose one of the following punishments. The first is a fine of -100 yuan. , I will pay you 100 yuan as a punishment, please cherish the food next time and don't waste it!"

"So you fucking posted it based on your looks, right?"

The robot completely ignored Mo Lan's complaint, and tremblingly said: "Since this cafeteria has no deposits, we will provide you with a job as a restaurant driver as compensation!"

"What about the second punishment?"

"You can choose to serve as a food truck driver for ten days in lieu of fines!"

"How short of a driver do you have?"

Chapter 820 The fifth magical vending machine

"Strictly speaking, there is indeed a shortage." It seemed that some kind of regulation was triggered, and the robot rarely spoke human words, "Our current number of human employees is 0, and all kinds of positions need to be filled."

"Come on." Mo Lan wisely didn't ask the question of "We are the only ones in the whole city who are delivering a hairy meal", but asked instead: "What does this restaurant driver want to do?"

"You need to drive the dining truck that transports food at the specified time every day, and deliver it to schools, police stations and other places where there is no food self-sufficiency equipment, and it is inconvenient for employees to go to the canteen to eat, so as to ensure that the residents of the city of dogs will not be hungry Die." The robot replied: "For this reason, you will be given the authority to ignore random pointing road signs during work, so as to ensure that meals are delivered in time. But commuting to and from get off work requires your own efforts, and the salary is paid every day. For food delivery, you can draw a reward card once."

As soon as Mo Lan heard it, she solved a doubt that had been buried in the discussion of the city by the previous few people.

This city of gambling dogs seems to be an independent city entity, but the degree of automation is not high, there is no perfect unmanned transportation system, and the number of drones is not as many as imagined. In this case, in order to maintain the city's basic function, there will probably be some jobs or permissions in the city that can ignore the annoying random road signs, and can accurately go to the designated location to ensure the normal circulation of necessary resources.

Right now, it seems that this [dining truck driver] position belongs to this kind of special authority.

This is what Mo Lan and the others wanted at the moment. He thought for a while and asked, "Is there a train to deliver food to the prison?"

Everyone's little girl, the goddess of luck, is still locked in prison. If she wants to find a way out in this dog gambling city, her hidden passive lottery luck is very important. If she can be rescued, there is a high probability that there will be a The capital in this city has been flattened all the way.

"Yes, and it's the only shift that requires food transportation. The next shift will leave in 5 minutes. Your group has now all obtained driving authority. The car is in the backyard, and the food has been loaded. You can go there anytime. Set off."

Because there is only a living person, little sister, in the prison, so I only need to send this trip...

"What's the food in prison?"

"Today's prisoner set meal is fried steak with red wine and pasta set meal."

"Is this meal smoked too?"

"It is currently the only prisoner selected remotely."

"Then I'm not surprised."

The dining car used to deliver food is unremarkable, it looks like a standard interstellar era suspension truck, except that there is no flight function and automatic driving function (the reason for not having this function should be that some strange things are often encountered on the road... ), it conforms to most of the subjective imagination of a passer-by on future vehicles.

As expected, there was only a steak set meal in the cargo compartment of the dining car, and it was obvious at a glance that it was delivered to the little sister alone. Wei Luo, the most skilled driver among all, sat in the driver's seat, kicked the accelerator, flicked the steering wheel, and the dining car Then it flew out in a flash and disappeared from the vision of the canteen robot.

Watching the dining car leave, the robot looked up, glanced at the flashing red camera in the cafeteria, retracted, and returned to standby mode.

The City of Gambling Dogs is a small city. Even in order to prevent hitting passers-by who are being tortured on the road, there is a mandatory speed limit in some areas. It only takes ten minutes to get from the cafeteria to the prison. Without the ghost The eyes of the sun point to the road signs, and there are no unlucky passers-by. The dining car is unimpeded in the empty city, as if the intestines have been emptied all the way after taking laxatives...

Until everyone was at a corner and almost bumped into a vending machine about one person tall and two or three meters wide.

This vending machine looks very similar to the blind box vending machines that Mo Lan often sees in shopping malls. There is an area on the right for coin insertion and product selection, and a large number of neatly arranged question mark cards in the display cabinet on the left.

If it is placed in an ordinary shopping mall and it is not expensive, this kind of blind box Mo Lan will sometimes buy a Tuyile. It is impossible to make money anyway. In the middle of the road in this city of gambling dogs...

Without Mo Lan saying anything, Wei Luo had already started to turn the steering wheel, ready to go around the very spacious sidewalk.

But just as the dining car turned its direction, the vending machine in front of it suddenly shifted to its position synchronously, and returned to the front of the window again.

"..." Wei Luo narrowed his eyes, and tried to change lanes a few times, but no matter how the front of the car turned, the vending machine in front seemed to be bound to the front of the car, and could always move itself to the front of the bumper , and even shortened the distance as the vehicle moved forward, and after driving a few meters, it would directly hit the vending machine itself.

When Wei Luo made a 360-degree epic turn and drift on the spot, and found that the vending machine on the opposite side was standing still like a fool, waiting for him to hit it, everyone gave up.

Seeing this, Endas next to her wondered: "According to what the robot said before, since there is already a formal job, at least there shouldn't be such obstacles during normal work."

"Haven't you seen it?" Mo Lan next to him said in a tone: "This city is actively targeting us... Let's narrow down the scope and actively target [me]..."

After experiencing the two areas of the sewer and the cafeteria, Mo Lan found that the challenge options and random items she encountered in this city were a bit weird.

The sewer drew the fist-guessing hooligan that he seemed to be the most incapable of dealing with, the battle between the two demons and the love clean demon died by a very coincidental coincidence, and the final gladiator just happened to draw a very difficult champion entry, etc., among these three Any one of them, as long as Mo Lan's brain turns a little slower or the resource reserve is short, he will either eat a super electromagnetic gun or become a crab girl or die directly. The overall luck is too bad.

Mo Lan's lottery luck is really bad, but he is also very clear: his luck is only [bad], and it is far from the level of passive hidden skills like the little sister. There is not much difference in what the sick little brother draws.If these three challenges are indeed just a series of coincidences, then the weird food catering afterwards, and even the vending machine suddenly appearing at the intersection, when added together, it is no longer possible to use the simple [gambler's fallacy] to solve it by yourself up.

If Mo Lan's guess is right, there is probably an existence in this city who is deliberately targeting him, increasing the difficulty of the challenges he encounters, and trying to make himself overturn in this city. However, the other teammates are relatively normal, even It is the black-faced + stupid little brother who also saved his life. The black hand behind the scenes should not be the city itself, but more likely an existence with limited abilities that can only reduce the luck of opponents by a small amount.

This is just a conjecture, and the actual situation still needs to be seen step by step. Right now, the vending machine cannot be bypassed anyway, so everyone simply got out of the car and came to the vending machine.

After letting the little melon lying on the roof climb down in the melon-style mech, the six stood still in front of the vending machine, watched the shopping screen on the vending machine flicker for a moment, and threw six coins into the tray below.Then a few lines of Chinese appeared on the screen: [Random Vending Machine Challenge]

[The six citizens present need to buy a blind box in this vending machine. Each person must put coins into it, and cannot buy on behalf of others, and cannot return the goods. After everyone completes the purchase, they can move on. 】

Everyone who had experienced the baptism of the sewer and the cafeteria looked at each other, and decided to let Mo Lan be the last one to buy it. If something irreversible happens and the vending machine is blown up, then this level may not be passed...

Wei Luo took the lead, picked up the one-yuan coin from the tray, and dropped it into the coin slot of the vending machine.

The next moment, a fifty-cent coin popped out of the coin slot and landed in Wei Luo's furry palm.

"..." The six people stared at the fifty-cent coin in Wei Luo's hand for a long time, glanced at the [Purchase Completed, Next] icon on the screen, and were puzzled for a few seconds before reacting.

Damn it, Wei Luo bought [-] cents for [-] yuan. Isn't it as hard as you to launder money?

Chapter 820 Six, Dad, You Came at the Right Time

In a place like the City of Gambling Dogs, it is considered a victory if you don’t draw something with a god-headed face. Wei Luo heaved a sigh of relief. Based on the principle of non-returnable goods, he casually put the fifty-cent coin into his backpack, took a step back, and let Enda Silk came forward.

By this time, Endas had basically adapted to the human body, and she would no longer make the stupid mistake of scratching her head and turning into pulling her neckline, and almost lifting her skirt with her pocket. She carefully took out a coin from the tray and stuffed it into the coin slot.

It seems that because the reward this time is not as convenient as the fifty cents coin, the reward this time did not bounce back directly from the coin slot, but randomly lit up in the [product window] composed of several question mark cards on the left One, everyone stared at the card, watching it slowly flip open, revealing the words on the front.

【Strike of filial piety】...

[Randomly summon the projection of the father of a person present, and the projection will continuously attack its descendants in a chanting style, causing continuous mental damage to the target.If the projection is killed, the target will suffer continuous painful mental damage, which lasts for 72 hours and can be fatal. 】

"Is there such a thing?"

Several people were stunned by the magical effect of the card, but everyone was stunned. Fatherly love will not wait for anyone. After a few seconds, an arrow hovering in the air was drilled out of the vending machine. On the top of his forehead, a lottery similar to ordering soldiers and generals began, and whoever was selected would be called his father.

"My father is a bit fierce..." Xing Ji said timidly.

"My inherited language organization ability is not very strong, it doesn't matter." Endas said calmly.

The little brother was very curious to know who his father was, while the little old me and Wei Luo stared at the arrow above their heads, looking expectant, but Mo Lan seemed to be calm and seemed to be thinking about a countermeasure.