How Did It Become a River Crab?

The little brother continued to narrate, saying that he got a question-and-answer test for the next level.

"Ask what?"

"Hey (it asked me if a family of three ran over a red light and was about to be run over by a big truck, at this time another big truck took the initiative to hit the front truck and tried to intercept it in order to save people, resulting in the death of the front truck driver on the spot, Two of the family of three were seriously injured, in this case, how should the driver of the last truck be sentenced?)”

"How did you answer?"

"Hey (I said if it was me, I would stop the two trucks with a punch, then rescue the driver from the take-off truck, throw the truck from the air to safety, and send everyone to find Uncle police, so this never happened in the first place.)”

"That's why your legs are missing." Mo Lan nodded.

"Hey (what do you think this is?)"

"Okay, it looks like you're still alive, your final challenge passed?"

The little brother nodded, expressing that he finally challenged himself to shake an enhanced version of the Resident Evil Licker. Since he has no hands, feet or wings, the little brother can only rely on Flame Charge to get fake wings to bump into, so to speak, it is a flower A lot of PP values ​​were killed by someone, and the reward was a full-body soft massage SPA. After the massage, I got a bonus called [Body SPA], which has the effect of improving the body's flexibility and jumping ability. , the little brother was able to jump towards Mo Lan.

"Then how did you move forward?"

The little brother jumped back two steps, the whole gourd-shaped body lay down on the ground, and wriggled forward like a caterpillar...

"It's enough, little brother." Mo Lan closed her eyes sadly, "I'm going to start laughing after watching this."

The experience of the little brother in this dilapidated sewer, it must be miserable, but if you insist, it is also a blessing and a misfortune, although you temporarily lost your limbs and wings and turned into a fire-breathing gourd (and no fire-breathing skills...) , but the flexibility bonus of [Full Body SPA] is of great benefit to a fighter like him.

About 2 minutes after Mo Lan and the younger brother met, Xing Ji also came from another corner. She didn't look any special, the only difference was that the pair of high-heeled boots on her feet had changed into a pair of sea blue The white crystal shoes, the little feet that are so white that blood vessels can be seen are wearing these somewhat dazzling shoes, and they seem to be controlled submissively, without any sense of abruptness.

"Where did these shoes come from?"

"The previous gladiatorial challenge... Hey, little brother, how did you become like this?" Xing Ji just wanted to explain, but was startled by the miserable appearance of the little brother.

"This joke can't be told until everyone is ready. You can talk about your shoes first."

"The victory prize for the last challenge is the equipment magic card [Crystal Slipper] in "Yu-Gi-Oh". It was projected directly on me by projection." Xing Ji carefully turned half a circle in front of Mo Lan, "How is it, Mr. Mo Lan? Is it a bit too fancy?"

"Your figure, temperament and appearance can't be said to be fancy, it's pretty good." Mo Lan said bluntly: "The problem is that the effect of this equipment card is to improve the combat effectiveness of the angel race, and the equipment of other races will cause The attack power is reduced, how do you feel after wearing it?"

"Hmm... I feel that my body is a lot lighter, and my body strength has also improved." The wings behind Xingji fluttered twice suspiciously: "It's strange, I'm not from the Sakota tribe..."

"It's okay. In our hearts, you are the angel of the Rent Account. What about the previous challenge?"

"It barely passed, and I gave some resource currency cards in this world, which seem to be of little use now."

"Hey, it's already three people? I thought I was going fast." During the words, a familiar figure turned in from another corner. It was the captain Wei Luo. Laughing wildly, the sad little brother couldn't tell the pain, so he could only lean against the wall, maintaining a ruthless iced gourd appearance.

"You don't see any changes?" Mo Lan looked Wei Luo up and down: "What's wrong? Are they all useless money cards?"

"Who said that?" Wei Luo smiled and said, "I've changed a lot."

After all, he took off his sunglasses and opened his arms to everyone: "Did you see it?"

"..." Several people looked up and down for a long time, and finally the fire dragon gourd boy responded: "Hey! (Your eyes are reversed!)"

When the little brother said this, everyone realized that Wei Luo's blind eyes were switched to the other side. By doing so, everyone looked down and found the garbage can-shaped projection robot on the FOX48 limited T-shirt on his body. It was also reversed, and Mo Lan finally understood: "Your whole body is mirrored left and right?"

"Exactly, but the position of most of the internal organs has not changed, otherwise something will happen." Wei Luo raised his hand, "From now on, I am a right-handed person who looks left-handed."

In addition to this change, the rewards Wei Luo received were also some tattered change, which was not worth seeing. After a few minutes, a mechanical sound like Transformers walking in the sewer came from around the corner. After a few seconds, an almost occupied The mechanical unit that had passed through more than half of the sewer came before Mo Lan and the others.

This mechanical body looks a bit like the Thor mecha that Mo Lan loves to fight against, but the overall shape is more similar to a mechanical combat exoskeleton set. Armor is similar. There are a set of Vulcan machine guns + rocket launcher arms on both sides. A chainsaw that can pop up at any time can be seen under the arms. The feet below are equipped with propulsion devices, which seem to be fully capable of air combat. , very mighty.

...If the middle of these mecha sets is not a cantaloupe with a bunch of electrodes inserted.

That's right, this melon is exactly the little old melon called Guagualet!

"Quack, quack, quack!" The mechanically ascended version of the little old melon croaked for a long time, as if he wanted to share his miraculous experience in the sewer with everyone, but due to the language barrier, everyone couldn't understand, so they could only In the future, when He Dangleite and Xiaozheng come out of the rivers and lakes again, He Dang beats the fruit monsters together, and then it's time for the water machine to fly.

Seeing the little old melon who had become so mighty, the little brother leaning against the wall looked down at his gourd body, raised his head and closed his eyes, choking speechlessly.

"Hey (my Ganlin mother...)"

"In this way, we are basically all here." Mo Lan said, "There is only En Daxing left, maybe it is stuck by the challenge?"

"With Endas's IQ, most of the challenges should be solved." Wei Luo said, "I don't know how to solve them because I don't have enough IQ, but I think he should be soon."

As soon as the words fell, there was a continuous, very rhythmic knocking sound, from far to near, gradually approaching the crowd.

This "da da da" sound sounds very familiar, but since it has nothing to do with En Daxing, who everyone is waiting for, Mo Lan didn't remember what this sound was like until a figure appeared from around the corner...

This is the sound of high heels stepping on the ground.

Under everyone's shocked eyes, a figure walked out of the shadow of the sewer and stood in front of everyone.

This is a blond beauty with a very explosive figure in a white coat. She looks about 30 years old. She is at an age where she can feel mature and beautiful at a glance without being old-fashioned. There is a pair of pedants on the bridge of her nose. Gorgeous rimless glasses, blond hair with a high ponytail reaching directly to the calves wrapped in black pantyhose, and a starfish-shaped hair accessory hanging from the end of the ponytail, which looks like the kind that would appear in the campus harem , the role of the school doctor's big sister who whetted the audience's appetite but couldn't conquer it.

Everyone (including the shocked Xingji) moved their eyes upwards from the red-soled high-heeled shoes, past the hip skirt and white coat, and past the stethoscope buried in the valley, and looked at this beautiful woman with her extremely beautiful face. Familiar, very serious frowning pretty face.

"...Although I have already guessed it, this incident gave me a huge shock, so I still have to ask..." Mo Lan sighed: "Da Xing, is it you?"

"The punishment for the second combat challenge." The blond school doctor sister sighed, her lipsticked lips parted slightly: "In the next 48 hours, I will become a person who is based on her own main aesthetic elements. Derived human female, so... yes, I am Endas."

"Daxing, it's you who is overly aggressive Mariko."

Chapter 820 Three Wonderful Programs

"All in all, apart from the bad news, there is still good news." Endas (for the sake of distinction, let's change the name here, thank you, En Daxing!) raised her eyebrows and let out a long sigh .

"No, I think this is actually good news..." Mo Lan said in a subtle tone.

"Huh?" Endas glanced at Mo Lan, and there seemed to be a bit of anger and blame in her eyes.

"Nothing, you continue."

"The first one to challenge the memory competition, the reward is this card." Endas raised her hands suddenly, and then, as if she had realized something, she raised her hands awkwardly, bent and touched her body, Finally, he took out a card from the bag in his chest and handed it to Mo Lan.

"The human body structure is a little strange, and I'm still getting used to it..." Endas said calmly: "This card is called a delay card, and its effect description is [you can delay any punishment by 4 in the city of gambling dogs] Hours, after the delay ends or voluntarily cancels, if the punished person is still in the territory of Gambling Dog City, the punishment will directly pass through the space to reach the unit. If the punished person dies or leaves the city at the moment the punishment takes effect, The punishment will lock on the nearest unlucky person to continue execution.]”

"To put it simply, it's a temporary exemption card..." Mo Lan put it away, it is obviously the most useful thing for him and his little brother...

Everyone has arrived, and after rectifying, they left the sewer area through the large passage above their heads that had been opened, and returned to the street.

Along the street, turn left and right for a few minutes according to the direction given by the City of Gambling Dogs. Finally, everyone was directed to a roughly oval-shaped building. A public canteen] a few large characters.

"Is this just for us to have dinner?"

The arrow on the top of the head guides everyone to move inward. Several people looked at each other and walked into it.

The decoration of the cafeteria is very similar to the college cafeteria of Moran University. There are a large number of tables and chairs in the middle, and there are various food shops on the edge. Dumplings, pasta, stir-fried dishes, foreign fast food, etc. are all available. The only difference is that The employees here are all automatic robots, and everything here is still determined by random drawing of cards.

Everyone sat in the randomly selected positions, and waited for the ordering robot to come and randomly choose a store for everyone. Afterwards, the robot said "please wait" and walked lightly towards the backstage of the cafeteria.

Everyone was bored waiting for the food, and couldn't get up to leave. They could only look up at the public TV in the cafeteria hanging above their heads. After everyone sat down, the TV would automatically turn on and turn to everyone, which was kind of considerate.

The program on TV seemed to be a very classic dog-blood love soap opera. The plot seemed to be progressing to a scene where a man and a woman were having an affair. The two were lying on the bed in the bedroom talking sweetly. It was opened with a bang, and the couple was startled, they turned around and stared in the direction of the closet in horror.

At this moment, the TV series froze suddenly, and a row of words appeared on the screen: "When Shufen and Wang Qiang were making out, the one who came out to stop them was..."

Immediately afterwards, a plate extremely similar to the matching roulette wheel of "Hearthstone" began to spin rapidly, and after a few seconds, it froze and became...

[ ]

"Does this mean that there is nothing in the closet?" Mo Lan understood, "In that case, who opened the closet?"

When several people were exchanging the plot, the roulette disappeared and the freeze frame was released, which left everyone stunned.

...The wardrobe stretched out its hands and feet suddenly, stood up from the spot, and shouted in an extremely thick baritone voice with reverberation: "Ha, I have been lurking here for ten days, and finally caught Yours is now!" The wardrobe said loudly: "What else do you have to say!"

...Since there is nothing in the closet, it is reasonable that the main body of the closet is being raped.

At this moment, the two men and women hugged each other in horror, the picture was frozen again, and the random roulette appeared again: "Shu Fen and Wang Qiang embraced each other in horror, so who is this wardrobe actually here to catch?"

"It doesn't matter whoever is caught, it's weird, okay?" Mo Lan complained.

The roulette rotated, and after a while, it slowly froze, and finally froze on a single word.

【bed】……

...Well, suddenly it made sense.

The freeze frame was released, and the bed on the screen quickly grew hands and feet, and said in a soft, cute and sweet male voice: "Guai, you believe me, things are not what you think!"

"Isn't it what I thought? You can let two humans lie on your body, what else can you say?" The wardrobe said righteously, "Stop talking, we're done!"

"No, no!" The bed screamed loudly: "I didn't cheat, I'll prove it to you!"

The screen freezes, "How does it prove its innocence?" The roulette appears again, and things such as [suicide] and [adjustment of house surveillance records] are added. At this time, no one cares whether the plot is reasonable or not , they all began to stare at the screen intently, ready to see what tricks this crap can do next.

But even though everyone was mentally prepared, when they saw that the final result of the roulette was [directly folding the bed and crushing two people to death], everyone fell silent in a daze.

The moment the frame was released, the entire bed suddenly folded in the middle, and the screaming Wang Qiang and Shu Fen were caught in a meatloaf on the spot!

However, at this moment, there was another roulette of "what's coming out?", and finally turned to [engine oil]...

The freeze frame was released, and the bed stared blankly at the engine oil flowing out of the gap, and asked in a daze, "Synthetic?"

"Honey, I made you suffer." The tone of the closet suddenly softened at this moment, "The superior sent instructions that these two units that illegally invaded are the remnants of the mechanical race who have been at large for many years. They have an automatic warning system. Once we Tell you their identities, and they will activate the emergency rocket escape device to fly out of the atmosphere and enter the asteroid belt to avoid the limelight. Only in this way can you make a surprise attack, so that they can die without vigilance, my dear, I'm sorry for you!"

"It doesn't matter!" The bed said softly, "I will always love you, cabinet!"

"Me too, bed!"

Looking at the three words [End of the play] that appeared on the screen, Mo Lan was silent for a while, then turned her head and said to the people behind her: "On this level, it is better than many brothers in my screenwriting class... ..."

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Chapter 820 Four waste fines

After a thrilling TV series that left everyone dumbfounded, the menus on the tables of several people also vibrated. This kind of menu is also very common in canteens in the real world, usually to remind guests to pick up their meals. Once it sounds, it means that the meal is ready, and the guest can go directly to the window to get the meal back.

Seeing this, several people each picked up the menu card in front of them (the little old melon has no menu card, the little brother holds it in his mouth), and rushed towards the direction of the cafeteria window, before arriving at the fast food restaurant they designated.

Standing behind the dining table is still the ordering robot that I saw at the beginning. It looked around and seemed to confirm that all the diners were present, and then took out several classic beef and vegetable burgers from under the table.