Pokemon Champion.

Following the dragon's finger, everyone seemed to see a savior, and immediately waved their arms and shouted loudly.The behavior of the four people waving and shouting together also successfully attracted the driver's attention.At this critical juncture, the wrecker used to deal with accidents sped past from a distance.Accompanied by the screeching sound of tires rubbing against each other, the car swerved vigorously laterally and turned around, safely separating the group of people from being chased and intercepted by hundreds of mushrooms.

001 Extraordinary high school students In the Chinese class of Class 204C of Luzhou No. 56 Middle School, [-] male and female students of different heights and thinness but wearing the same school uniform sat in a neat and bright classroom.

The seating pattern of this classroom is divided according to 8 columns and 7 rows.On the left and right sides, every two rows are tightly packed together, and in the middle, four rows are closely connected, like a central axis, separating the seats on both sides, leaving a one-meter-wide passage for walking on one side.

"The first emperor did not start his business halfway, but the middle road collapsed. Today, Yizhou is exhausted. This is the autumn of life and death. However, the ministers of the guards are tireless inside, and the loyal people forget themselves outside. It is the difference between chasing the emperor. Encounter, want to repay His Majesty..."

A "scholar" in a gray cloth gown with a small goatee was shaking his head on the podium holding a scroll of bamboo slips, chanting words incessantly. Seeing his eyes slightly closed and his expression intoxicated, it was obvious that this gentleman had completely fallen into himself. in the world.

From the podium down, all the students in the classroom sat upright and did not dare to breathe, looking like a standard good student.Although Luzhou No. [-] Middle School is the most well-known school in AH province, basically all the top-notch students in the city are recruited. It can be said to be an elite concentration camp.However, in China, the more excellent the school is, the more polarized it is.

Take this school as an example. The highest score in liberal arts in the third-year mock exam last time was 674, but the lowest score was only a pitiful 243.This score is not as good as that of students in the middle and lower reaches of some other third-rate schools in this city, but why did it appear in the first application?

Paraphrasing the brash words of the man who won the last place is "It's no fun to read too many books, just pretend to be so hard. What is the college entrance examination? We have money at home...

Glancing at the classmate in front of him with a fat head and big ears who looked very similar to his second senior brother named Zhu Fangjun, Tang Xing swore in his heart that if the f*ck was his old man, he would beat him to death so hard that he couldn't spit out his mouth. Out of ivory, what the hell!

Shaking his head, Tang Xing quickly drove away this extremely disgusting picture in his mind.He raised his head and took a sneak peek at the old pedant on the podium, reckoning that he was going to be intoxicated with himself, and immediately came to his senses, and secretly took out a book as thick as a brick full of illustrations from under the Chinese textbook. Impressively printed

Author of "Pokemon Encyclopedia Volume One" in large characters.

"Shui Jun, Aurora Pokemon, the incarnation of the North Wind. The Pokemon in the legend of the Pokemon Planet, the symbol of the Chengdu Alliance, and one of the three messengers left by King Feng in the world. The attribute is water. It is as elegant as a king. The luxurious temperament, the elegant figure gallops the earth, and has the ability to purify the turbid sewage..." Tang Xing turned to look at his deskmate, and the voice came from this guy's mouth.Pushing away the head that was approaching, he hurriedly looked up at the old pedant on the podium, but luckily he didn't notice it.

With a dark face, Tang Xing looked at this tablemate who had a good appearance and nickname and cursed in a low voice: "You dead orangutan, do you want to kill me?"

"Fuck your sister, you are the orangutan. If you dare to call this nickname, I will tell the old pedant to tell you that the Chinese textbook has become an encyclopedia. When did you say that to these foreigners? Xing pet is so interested, this brick book seems to cost a lot of money, right?"

Tang Xing rolled his eyes, "I think you are more or less an orangutan cub. Also, this is not called an alien pet. According to Pokemon Planet, it is called a Pokemon. You should also read more books, I don't know. Just don't open your mouth and yell, and don't be afraid of being laughed at by others."

"Master Xing was called Xingzi before he became famous, which is very similar to my current situation."

This misunderstood man showed a complacent expression on his face, and then he glanced at Suicune's portrait on the page and said with fascination: "Tang Xing, tell me, if I can have such an alien What a wonderful pet. Riding Suicune and galloping to his heart's content, he came to Murong Xue like a prince in a fairy tale. You can imagine such a picture, in such a beautiful and romantic situation, to our school belle Her lord's courtship, she will definitely not refuse..."Looking at the deskmate in front of him who was dreaming, his eyes were wandering, and his eyes were wandering, Tang Xing had to pinch his thigh fiercely to help him come back to his senses, " I think you're dreaming, it's not time to wash and go to bed yet. With your virtue, you are still talking about Suicune...--You didn't see this line, 'Pokemon in the legend of Pokemon Planet, Chengdu Alliance It is a symbol, one of the three envoys left by King Feng in the world.'Do you know what this represents?"

Tang Xing pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "A while ago, you watched the news broadcast. When Kona, the champion of the Pokemon Planet Kanto League, visited, I heard that he gave the chairman a katti dog. Now This has become our general secretary's guard dog. It is more carefully cared for than a platoon of people every day. It is far better than the national treasure giant panda in terms of treatment. Suicune is even rare on the Pokemon planet. You, It's too much rest!"

"Aren't I allowed to be obscene? Pets on this alien planet are said to be very valuable. The last time it was said that a Saudi crown prince spent tens of millions of dollars to adopt a green caterpillar."

Speaking of this, Tang Xing's tablemate, who calls himself the orangutan cub, almost slammed the table and shouted, "Do you think the guys in Saudi Arabia have too much money to burn it? A green caterpillar... Could it be because of foreigners? On the planet, so the value is so outrageous that it flies out of the earth circle?"

Tang Xing shook his head and said: "This thing is not what you imagined. After all, it is an alien pet. Of course, it is different from the green caterpillar on the earth. Think about it, now it costs a lot of money to travel to the Pokemon planet. How much, the Starship’s ticket is 23 elf coins, which is almost 230 million when converted into US dollars, and this round-trip is 460 million. It’s impossible for the crown prince of Saudi Arabia to travel alone, and he still can’t charter the boat, otherwise the The stupid guy doesn't know how much it will cost. Then, the cost of the Poké Ball, except for non-sale items like the Master Ball, the cheapest public Poké Ball is 200 Pokécoins, which is 2000 US dollars. Like Saudi Arabia Those people have a lot of money, and they want to buy expensive high-end poke balls, each of which costs around 2 pokemon coins, and buying pokemon feed is a big expense. There are so many of them, so the pokemon planet Any type of elf is absolutely rare on Earth!"

In the end, Tang Xing concluded and said: "And even if you are on the Pokemon planet, it is not easy to catch the Pokemon. Basically, you must follow the principle of fighting with the Pokemon first. Know Saudi Arabia Why did that idiot only adopt a green caterpillar? Because there are not many other cases that can be subdued by throwing the ball directly without fighting. And there are related Pokemon planets According to the law, it is illegal for people on earth to buy and sell elves, and you will be exiled to Mars for a year or two to see if you don't cry to death..." Tang Xing talked boastfully, showing off his knowledge without compromising, without any awareness The reaction of the deskmate next to him at this moment.Looking at the deskmate who was buried in the desk like an ostrich, Tang Xing was confused and still a little confused.

"Bang bang bang..." There was a knock on the glass window beside him, and a bad thought suddenly came to Tang Xing's heart.With a one-tenth of a million chance, he turned his head in his heart, and what caught his eyes was Lao Ban's face full of evil spirits.It's over... This is the only thought in Tang Xing's mind.Watching the head teacher on a routine inspection walk away slowly, Tang Xing knew that he might have to go to the office to applaud again when get out of class was over, and of course he had to take his encyclopedia with him.

Tang Xing was not afraid of being called out to "drink tea" by the old class. Anyway, he was a frequent visitor to the office. Although he felt a little nervous, he had already cultivated into an old fritter.

Now Tang Xing is thinking about how to keep the book in his hands is the most important thing. This cost him half a month's living expenses, and he still buys it in separate volumes. If you want to make up a set, you have to spend a lot of money to buy this volume again.

After being so frightened by the old class, the orangutan sitting next to him didn't dare to continue deserting. He gave Tang Xing a self-seeking look, then turned his head and sat upright, and instantly turned into a good student listening to the old pedant on the podium. Continue to talk about the glorious deeds of Zhuge Wuhou.

"This damn orangutan!"

Tang Xing really wanted to strangle this guy to death. Just now, Lao Ban was standing by the window and didn't know to remind him.No need to think about it, it must be for self-protection just now, and then his deskmate betrayed him to the old class without hesitation.

"Calling you a gorilla is really not insulting you. You must be a traitor who betrays all mankind in World War III like you!"

Tang Xing gritted his teeth and left this sentence, then turned around and ignored the traitor.

However, although Tang Xing didn't want to pay attention to it, there was a nonchalant sentence beside him, "The Third World War was nothing more than a huge dispute between humans and aliens due to differences in ideology. Now we are advocating interstellar peace, and the concept of friendly existence between the earth and the Pokemon planet. In other words, didn’t Lao Mei clamor every day to fight to the end for the living environment of all human beings, but now, why don’t they shut up obediently and advocate It is necessary to create a good interstellar technology and cultural exchange platform. Besides, if you really want to talk about it, your behavior of reading encyclopedias on alien planets in class is more like a traitor than me..."

Before the damned orangutan finished speaking, Tang Xing interrupted him roughly, "Fuck off, die!"

The orangutan who knew he was wrong also knew that his deskmate was on the verge of breaking out, and it was obviously irrational to provoke him now, while the anxious Tang Xing waited until the bell rang for the end of get out of class in a daze.

When the old pedant on the podium left with his teachings in his hands, Tang Xing picked up the encyclopedia with a dark face and stood up abruptly. The orangutan next to him jumped up from the chair like a spring, and then ran out of the classroom No need to think about it, I know this guy must be avoiding Tang Xing's anger, and I don't know if it's urine escape or shit escape.

Seeing Tang Xing holding a brick-thick book and leaving the class with an unfriendly expression, only a few curious eyes floated. These third-year guys, other than burying their heads in the mountains of books, are usually students who are desperately doing exercises. They can't wait to spend all their meal time studying.Except for the toilet between classes and the cafeteria at noon, basically the buttocks will not be an inch away from the chair.This includes the wretched orangutan goddess and school girl Murong Xue who everyone can only look up at at a 45-degree angle. Of course, it is impossible for such a top student who is both good in character and academics and has long occupied the first place in the grade to stay in Class C.

Arriving at the office with ease, Lao Ban was already waiting here. Tang Xing gently placed the thick encyclopedia in his hand on Lao Ban's desk, and then looked down at his toes as usual. Quietly prepare to listen to the teachings.

The old class picked up the thick encyclopedia on the table and casually flipped through two pages, then clicked his lips and said: "Unexpectedly, you have started to study the encyclopedia now, it seems that I should really send you to the Pokemon planet (Pokemon planet) I went to the Pokemon Academy for further study, and I really feel sorry for you, a great talent, by keeping you in our class..."

Listening to Lao Ban's teasing words, Tang Xing just didn't say a word. If he really believed what the head teacher said and talked about his dream of becoming a Pokemon master, it would be a big deal. It's really big, although this dream is often talked about by a group of ten-year-old kid on Elven Star.

But I only blame him for being born at the wrong time, but he was born on the earth... Is there anything worse than this?

With a population of 60 billion crowded together, air pollution has seriously damaged the ecological environment, and the level of technology and productivity is far behind others.In the third world war, countries all over the world united and were directly abused by others. In less than three months, the United States led and Western developed countries announced their surrender and then signed a treaty of peace and equality.

Of course, these are not the most important things to Tang Xing. What attracts him most about Pokemon Planet is that the children there can aspire to become trainers at the age of ten, and then the children with big farts can hold a The elves travel all over the world.Freedom of interest and freedom of hobbies, why bother with the college entrance examination, compare what children of the same age on the earth are doing?

Most of them are still elementary school students, and there are even ten-year-old child laborers who have been working for several years in Africa. Compared with this, that planet is simply paradise. No wonder even a sky-high interstellar ticket can't stop Local tyrants flocked to Elf Star.If Pokemon Planet releases the permanent residency rights of Earthlings, a large part of the rich people on Earth will stay there and never come back. Gates and Buffett have publicly expressed their desire to immigrate to Pokemon Planet.

However, although Elven Star is a heaven-like existence for humans on earth, the price for ordinary people to go to heaven is too high.Just an interstellar ticket equivalent to 230 million US dollars is enough to discourage most people. If you want to send a person to Elven Star with the current level of technology on the earth, you will have to pay a price far greater than this figure.How much does a spaceship cost on the earth, and it is up to you whether or not your spaceship will be approached by Elven Star!

Far away, what Lao Ban wants to convey is not really to let Tang Xing go to Elven Star for further studies, but just to tell him tactfully that he should focus on the college entrance examination at present. As for these alien pets, they are still Pokemon Planets are nothing more than distant dreams for ordinary people.

At present, there is no serving head of state of a country on the earth that has visited Elven Star. Why, this is not something you can go by plane. If you don’t have the strength to go to someone else’s planet, why do you still have to actively pray for someone to send a space battleship? to pick you up?That's too embarrassing!

I heard that the president of the United States is now receiving astronaut-style training. It seems that the old United States is really determined to become the first country to officially visit an alien planet, so as to defend its dignity and dignity as the largest country on earth. honor.As for the defeat in the third world war, they have been selectively forgotten. Uncle Sam has provoked wars in other countries before, and now a more powerful character has finally appeared.There is no alien aggression on Elven Star, so I don't know if it's because they look down on this planet with serious environmental damage, or because the humans there are really simple.

Tang Xing shook his hand, and after a long time, he organized his words and looked up at the old class and said helplessly: "Teacher, I'm really sorry, I admit that I was wrong. It doesn't matter how you punish me, but can this book be confiscated?" Ah, I asked a friend in the foreign class to borrow it, and I promised to return it today..."

"Oh……"

The teacher in charge looked up at Tang Xing's expression gradually becoming more severe, reached out and slapped the desk hard, and then shouted sharply: "How dare you even ask me to return this book now? Tell me, Who did you borrow it from!"