The Whole World is Against Me

As expected of you, Director ↑↓!

Good—gas—ah——!

……

When Leng Fan and Xiao Meiyan returned to the villa, they did not see Leng Fan's mother immediately.

Instead, she watched Lala, Mengmeng, Xiaoan, and Nana sitting in the living room watching TV.

"Director! Hehehe, you're back!" Lala laughed excitedly when she saw Leng Fan.

"Yo... yo, I'm back..."

Leng Fan looked at Lala tangled, feeling tired, if it wasn't for this guy, he wouldn't be so tired.

"stare……"

And Xiao An was eating Taiyaki and staring at Leng Fan indifferently, without speaking, just watching.

In the end Mengmeng and Nana saw Leng Fan with subtle expressions, after all they were not familiar with Leng Fan.

"Where's my mother?" Leng Fan asked Lala without seeing his own mother.

Lala laughed and said, "Auntie is sharpening a knife in the kitchen."

"????"

When I put a question mark, it's not that I have a problem, it's that you have a problem.

God TM sharpens the knife!

Am I hopeless? !

Leng Fan felt the deer bouncing around in his heart, it was the feeling of myocardial infarction.

And Xiao Meiyan sighed with a headache seeing Leng Fan's choked face.

"Leave it to me. I'll explain it to my aunt. Lala, don't make trouble."

She looked at Lala and said seriously.

"Okay." Lala replied with a grin, and smiled innocently.

After explaining the situation, Xiao Meiyan strode towards the kitchen.

She believed that with her eloquence and decisive ability, she could definitely handle this matter, after all, she was Xiao Meiyan.

Xiao Meiyan, who is prudent in the Space-Time Management Bureau, is everyone's trustworthy.

She is just so confident.

……

In the kitchen, the first time Xiao Meiyan walked in, she smiled and spoke to the busy figure in the kitchen.

"Auntie, hello, I'm Leng Fan's girlfriend... hiccup—!!"

Halfway through speaking, Xiao Meiyan choked on the scene in front of her.

The busy figure in the kitchen made her feel that she might have gone to the wrong place. This was a picture she had never seen since she grew up.

I saw a middle-aged woman in her 50s with a seven-color Shamat Exploding Hedgehog on her head, sitting on a small bench in the kitchen sharpening a knife, with a kind smile on her face.

"My son is back. I have a good meal. This knife is not fast at all."

In this scene, even Xiao Meiyan, who is well-informed and has a strong psychological endurance, feels that her knowledge is too little.

What is the situation? ? ?

What is the principle of that hairstyle? ?

Xiao Meiyan turned her head stiffly to look at Leng Fan outside the kitchen, her face was full of panic.

Is this the chief's mother?

too strong!

Especially the colorful killer afro that looks like it can kill people.

Really shocking!

I didn't expect my aunt's hairstyle to be so fashionable after so many days... scratching her head and making a pose!

Leng Fan outside the kitchen couldn't help but tremble when he saw Xiao Meiyan looking at him for help.

what's the situation? !

Has the situation reached an unprecedented level? !

Am I cold? !

Is it hopeless? !

Am I, Normal·Cold, going to die in my own home today? ?

For a moment, Leng Fan couldn't help being filled with fear, but he wasn't timid.

He firmly believed that he, the head of the Space-Time Administration, was invincible. After all, what hadn't he seen since joining the Space-Time Administration?

Leng Fan walked quickly to the kitchen, and turned to look into the kitchen with a determined smile.

"Mom, I'm going to... hiccup—!!"

In an instant, Leng Fan's eyes lost their brilliance, and when he saw his mother's killer afro head that could stab people to death, it was as if he had a heart attack.

No one can imagine the picture of a 50-year-old aunt with a colorful Shamat hedgehog head on her head, and she is still sharpening her knife.

Too bad!

Is today the day of my death?

Do not!I will not give up!

Nobody can kill me Normal·Cold!nobody!

"Gold Experience · Requiem · The World! Tochi, Tomale!!" Before he could say it, Leng Fan raised his hands and shouted!

Under the mysteries of my stopping and running, no one can defeat me!

I am the invincible Normal·Cold! !

Immortality!Immortal!There's still time to throw tiles!

Chase, fight, mach all the time! !

WRYYYYYYYYYY——! !

But you will have to pay back sooner or later.

Even if time is suspended, it will flow again.

I saw Xiao Meiyan grabbing Leng Fan's arm instantly during the five seconds that stopped, and said in despair:

"Director! Nima exploded!"

"..."

I don't have a mother from now on!

Ha ↑ that ↓ sei ↑!

Chapter 930 Accelerator: Can I still get used to this thing?

The five-second pause passed instantly, and Leng Fan had no way to break free from Xiao Meiyan's palm.

At this moment, Leng Fan's mother on the side raised her head and looked forward with a kind smile.

"Small! You're back!"

It's obviously a very kind smile, but why is there an illusion that they will be killed if they don't agree with each other?

Leng Fan looked at his mother in fear, and said with a sneer: "I just came back..."

"Just come back, who is such a beautiful girl?" Leng Fan's mother looked at Xiao Meiyan in surprise, her face full of anticipation.

Upon hearing this, Xiao Meiyan immediately bowed politely and introduced herself: "Hello, Auntie. I am Leng Fan's girlfriend."

"Okay, okay! Hurry up, go sit down." Leng Fan's mother's eyes lit up immediately when she heard the words, and the more she looked at Xiao Meiyan, the more satisfied she became.

She hurriedly dragged Xiao Meiyan to the living room, let Xiao Meiyan sit on the sofa, and Lala and others in the living room did not speak when they saw this scene, but it was a little subtle, and everyone's eyes were fixed on the cold Fan's mother's hairstyle.

Since they had this hairstyle when they came, they subconsciously thought that Leng Fan's mother had this hairstyle.

After all, it is the aesthetics of adults, and I am too embarrassed to say anything.

"Come, come, sit and sit."

Leng Fan's mother greeted Xiao Meiyan cordially, completely leaving Leng Fan aside and ignoring her.

Seeing his mother being so enthusiastic, Leng Fan felt a little sour, why did I never see such enthusiasm when I was at home.

I walked up a few steps with a helpless mood. This situation is understandable, after all, he is my mother's son.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Leng Fan sat down, his mother said bluntly: "Why are you sitting, hurry up and cook."

"????"

Leng Fan was stunned when he heard that.

According to common sense, shouldn't mother cook at this time and show the daughter-in-law the perfect craftsmanship?

Why am I here?

Can you follow the routine!

"Go, why are you in a daze! Now, immediately!" Leng Fan's mother urged with firm affirmation and certainty.

"Fine."

Leng Fan's mouth was tangled, and he didn't know what to say at all.

I got up a few times, turned around and ran to the kitchen to get busy.

It's just that something always feels wrong.

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