The Whole World is Against Me

"Hey! I'm so mad! You wait for me, today I will beat you until you cry!!"

"..."

Leng Fan took a deep breath, and realized that he was going to attack Wang Zang, and there was no way to save him.

……

Space-Time Administration.

Leng Fan: My mom blew up, and she's cutting it with a knife now...

Jotaro: ...

Lumu Yuanxiang: Cover your face.JPG

Leng Fan: Don't panic!still have a chance!system--!

System Will: What?

Leng Fan: How many points does the time machine have?

System will: ...

Lord God: Mao Mao looks at the phone.JPG

MC: Dami, you have to admit your mistakes if you do something wrong, and you can’t use something like a time machine that violates the rules.

Uchiha Itachi: If I had a time machine... maybe I wouldn't want to be like this now.

Leng Fan: emmm... Naruto World really has time to shut down, but now is not the time to talk about it!what do I do! ?

Uchiha Itachi: Nani! ?There is! ?

Leng Fan: Let's put this question aside, what should I do now?

Xuehua Qijing: Father, how about I try it?

Leng Fan: I think...

Lumu Yuanxiang: No way, Qijing must not go.

Xuehua Qijing:?

Lumu Yuanxiang: Think about it, Qijing, what do you call your aunt?

Xuehua Qijing: Grandma, of course.

Lumu Yuanxiang: Cover your face.JPG

Xiao Meiyan: Hey... cover your face.JPG

Leng Fan: ...

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Actually... Director, I think it's very simple. My aunt is just worried that you don't have a girlfriend, so you just need to find someone to pretend to be?As for Lala and the others, just say they were joking, what do children know.

Leng Fan: Oh!good idea!So who's going to pretend?

Kame Madoka: Me, me, me!

Leng Fan: emmmmm...

Although I really want to choose you, but recalling that I was tricked by you when I was on a blind date with Ye Li, I refuse from the bottom of my heart!

Xiao Meiyan: Me?

Nayako: Of course it's me!Hey hey hey!I am the actress!

Sheng Tianzi:?

Leng Fan: I think it's prudent, please raise your hand if you look above or adult.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Me!

Irisviel: Me?

Emiya Kiritsugu: Eri!how could you do this! ?

Irisviel: Don't take it seriously, Kiritsugu.I am just answering the Secretary's question.

Naiyazi: Come on, put on the hat so that it is not crooked.

Shirai Kuroko: It’s still green, so pretty.

Emiya Kiritsugu: The hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly.JPG

Leng Fan: Wait, wait?Just two! ?There are so many girls in this group, why are there only two who look like adults!

Arturia: Although I really want to raise my hand, but after looking at it, I am still too young.

Altair: Girls with this kind of problem usually don't raise their hands.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: I feel how I was cheated, the hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly.JPG

Yoshitona: There's an honest man here... Hehe.

Leng Fan: So why did it become like this! !

Xiao Meiyan: Because you are stupid!

Leng Fan: ...

Why do you say so reasonable?

Chapter 930 Ha ↑ that ↓ sei ↑!

Earth, on the street.

Leng Fan was suffering from a headache, and couldn't help but want to have a bottle of happy water to suppress his shock.

Just as he was about to go to the roadside supermarket to buy a bottle of happy water, someone suddenly patted him on the shoulder.

"Huh?" Leng Fan frowned, feeling weird.

After all, who on the street would know himself?Even if they were acquaintances, they wouldn't be this close.

Turning his head to look, it was a ray of black, and Leng Fan was really taken aback by the person coming.

Hei Zhichang, a 20-year-old girl in a white dress and black silk, looked at him indifferently, which made Leng Fan a little confused.

Seeing Leng Fan's bewildered look, the girl couldn't help sighing and shaking her head.

"Stupid, haven't you seen me like this before? Director."

"Oh, Homura. Didn't you go back? Why did you come here?"

It was only when Leng Fan heard the words that he immediately realized that the person in front of him was Xiao Meiyan.

Since Xiao Meiyan was usually in her teens, now she suddenly turned into a 20-year-old, Leng Fan didn't react.

The more reason is that he is now blown up because of his mother, and his mind is full of mud.

Xiao Meiyan, who was on the opposite side, couldn't help showing helplessness when she heard the words, and sighed with emotion and asked:

"You haven't slept for a few days?"

"emmm..."

Hearing this question, Leng Fan couldn't help lowering his head and fell into deep thought, feeling that he had touched his own blind spot.

Faced with this situation, Xiao Meiyan understood that Leng Fan's IQ is not online now.

Finally, he said angrily, "Didn't you say you wanted someone to pretend to be your girlfriend? That's why I'm here."

"Oh! So that's what happened."

Leng Fan finally understood, and looked at Xiao Meiyan with a dazed expression.

"So where's Auntie?" Xiao Meiyan asked speechlessly seeing Leng Fan like Shi Lezhi.

"It should still be brewing at home, and it will explode completely when I go back." Leng Fan looked at Xiao Meiyan with a sure face, his eyes full of entanglement.

"..."

Xiao Meiyan suddenly felt that she didn't know what to say, and she felt tired.

But it doesn't matter, things are still going well.

After all, Xiao Meiyan had her own plans, and facing this situation, she turned and walked forward without saying anything.

"Let's go, my aunt is still waiting at home. Let's settle the matter first."

She beckoned Leng Fan to follow, without much expression on her face.

Hearing this, Leng Fan nodded and walked up a few steps, and when he reached Xiao Meiyan's side, Xiao Meiyan raised his hand to do something, but stopped halfway, and finally put it down embarrassingly.

"What?" Leng Fan noticed that Xiao Meiyan's movements were a little strange.

"Nothing." Xiao Meiyan said lightly.

There was a tremor in her heart, her eyes fixed on the position of Leng Fan's arm without moving away.

And Leng Fan didn't pay much attention, and walked side by side with Xiao Meiyan.

After a while, Xiao Meiyan quietly stretched out her hand to hold Leng Fan's arm, the expression on her face did not change at all.

Her movements were very natural, and she pressed her body against Leng Fan, as if she was leaning on the side.

And Leng Fan was startled by Xiao Meiyan's actions, and couldn't help turning his head to look at Xiao Meiyan who was sticking to his body.

At this moment, the faint scent of perfume on Xiaomeiyan's body made him feel fresh, even Xiaomeiyan's slight breathing could be felt.

It has to be said that now is the time when Leng Fan and Xiao Meiyan are closest to each other, and there is no distance between them.

Leng Fan stared blankly at Xiao Meiyan's pretty face, and didn't speak for a long time, as if he was stunned, his eyes were full of deep taste.

And Xiao Meiyan noticed that her cheeks were reddish and looked up at Leng Fan, pretending not to understand.

"how?"

"Don't you feel hot? No, I'm going to buy a bottle of happy water."

Speaking of which, Leng Fan turned and walked into the supermarket beside him, happily bought a bottle of iced happy water.

"..."

And Xiao Meiyan stood stiffly on the spot, looking at Leng Fan who was drinking the happy water cheerfully.