The Whole World is Against Me

Xiao Meiyan: Don't you know how to make things up?

Leng Fan: Don't hurt people too much. After all, I may see you up and down in the future. It was introduced by my mother. It seems that it has something to do with it.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Make the other party feel the gap?A level that can never be reached?

Leng Fan: This is fine, but how should I do it?

Joseph: It's simple, the chief goes up and lifts his skirt and runs away without any trouble!

Leng Fan: Good way!But what should I do if I get harassed?I'm afraid the police are going to chase me for three streets!

Joseph: Hit it!There is nothing in the world that cannot be solved by one beating, if there is, then two beatings!

Leng Fan: God damn beat me up, that's the police!Soldiers who serve the people!

Joseph: emmm... this aspect has touched my blind spot, and the police on my side will give me some money and nothing will happen.

Bucciarati: In this regard, I definitely do the best thing on my side. There is nothing that money can't solve.

Leng Fan: Capitalism and gang bosses please feel powerful and don't participate in this topic. We are a harmonious, friendly and positive communism!I am politically correct!

Bugarati: ...

Joseph:  …

Kamu Yuanxiang: That's the case!When the director met to eat something, he said that Naiyazi had a car accident and he needed you to take a look.

Naiyako:? ? ?

Xiao Meiyan: Good idea! !

Altair: I agree!

MC: Very good!Permitted!

My wife Yuno: It's wrong to lie to people, so I'm going to buy a van, and tomorrow I'll kick the accelerator at Naiyako and rush over!

Naiyazi: This truth can’t be explained. Fuck you.JPG

Chapter 450 Could it be the invincible King Crimson! ?

Leng Fan: So what should we do now!I'm very generous, and I've never been on a blind date before. Is there any similarity between this and an interview?

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Huh!At this time, I need someone who has been here to tell you about the feeling of a blind date.

Leng Fan: Please start your performance.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: The feeling of a blind date is like a group of greasy uncles looking excited in front of you. Everyone wants to eat you when they see you.It really disgusted me for a long time...

Leng Fan: Although what you said is very reasonable, I don't think I will ever encounter the situation you mentioned in my life.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: The subtlety makes people understand.

Leng Fan: Then Teacher Jing!May I ask how should I kick my blind date partner?

Shizuka Hiratsuka: It’s simple, just say halfway through the meal that your friend was in a car accident, and then run away.

Leng Fan: Very good, so here comes the problem.How do I know that my friend has a car accident and needs me to go there as soon as possible?

Shizuka Hiratsuka: At this time, you need the legendary artifact!

Leng Fan: Artifact! ?

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Call!what are you thinking!

Leng Fan: ...

Madoka Kame: Very good, I can just call at what time tomorrow.

Leng Fan: Understood!Tomorrow at 12:30 noon, around that time.

Kame Madoka: Leave it to me, Director!I promise to get the job done!

Leng Fan: Very good, Madoka.My future falls to you!

Joseph: Well, I found a problem.

Xiao Meiyan: What's the problem?

Joseph: After listening for a long time, why do I always feel that the director is presupposing that the other party has a crush on him?What if the other party sees the same thing and directly looks down on the director?

Xiao Meiyan: emmmmm...

MC: Although the problem is heart-wrenching, it is indeed a worthwhile blind spot.

Altair: So in all fairness... who can appreciate the current director without knowing the director?

Kamu Madoka: emmm... those dead fish eyes and dark circles...

Leng Fan: ...

How did my dark circles come out, don't you guys have points?

Xiao Meiyan: I always only wear slippers when I go out.

Leng Fan: ...

I don't even have time to go home and put on a pair of shoes when I'm on a mission, it's gone in a blink of an eye, what can I do!I am also very desperate!

My wife Yuno: I often don't return a pair of shorts until they stink!

Leng Fan: ...

Too much!I don't even have time to change my slippers, how can I have time to return my pants!

MC: I never buy clothes for myself. Even now, except for the underpants, which I bought cheaply from the supermarket downstairs, everything else is a luxury gift from Sister Bu.

Leng Fan: ...

Don't talk about it, I'm going to cry, so I don't pay attention to the image?

Why do I have a kind of sadness that wants to cry but has no tears, and hesitates to speak.

It's so bad, I can't even listen to it myself.

Leng Fan: Can we speak nicely?It's so heartbreaking for you to say that.

Naiyako: I spend all my money on books and figures... Wow, it seems that a little understanding of the director's habits, as a woman, I definitely don't like it!It's so heartbreaking!I don't even want to say any more!

Leng Fan: ...

Knowing that it hurts, why do you say it out and emphasize it!

Nima, there is no way to talk about this!I've been chatted to death by you!

Damn Nima!

Joseph: Such an unbearable director, if you don't know him, you will definitely look down on him.

Xiao Meiyan: If it looks like a ghost, if it looks like this, there must be some unreliable secret, heh!woman!

Kame Madoka: As a woman, I can affirm that anyone who can fall in love with the director without knowing him has another purpose!

Altair: Is it that complicated?I was too young to understand.

MC: So, Director, you have to be careful.Except that the women we like about you all have other plans.

Leng Fan: Although I was very moved, I always felt that something was wrong, and I was even a little confused.

Naiyako: Anyway, Director, you just have to be careful of those women who suddenly approach you, such as the woman you are about to go on a blind date with right now.

Leng Fan: Even so, something is wrong.Always feel that something is wrong.

Kame Madoka: There is no problem, you just need to be careful, chief. We will start to take action at noon tomorrow to ensure that the chief is freed.

Leng Fan: If that's the case, then it's fine.

……

In order to prepare for the blind date the next day, Leng Fan deliberately stayed up all night.

As for why?That's because Total War Three Kingdoms Started!

Next round!

then……

Where does my time go? ? ?

When he came back to his senses, Leng Fan watched the rest of the family get up to make breakfast and eat breakfast, but his memory was still stuck in the picture of everyone saying goodbye to sleep last night.

CIAO!

Who stole my time!

Could it be the invincible King Crimson! ?

Oh class!Diablo!

I remember this grudge!

Since there is no time, so be it, pack up and go out.

Just as Leng Fan washed up and was about to step out the door.

"Wait! Director!"

Yuanxiang Lumu suddenly stopped Leng Fan who was standing at the gate, with a delicate and inappropriate expression on his face.

Leng Fan looked back after hearing the words, and fell into deep thought when he saw Yuanxiang Lumu's expression, is there something wrong with him?

At this time, other people also cast their gazes. Everyone showed a subtle look when they saw Leng Fan, sighed helplessly, and even had a feeling that this was Leng Fan's meaning.

"Is there any problem?" Leng Fan was very confused and didn't know what was going on now.

Lu Mu Yuanxiang looked at Leng Fan with his hands on his hips and said helplessly: "Director, don't you feel that something is wrong with you?"

"??"

"Heavy eye circles, messy hair, wearing short-sleeved shorts, and stepping on slippers when you go out, who would believe you when you say you are on a blind date??" Lumu Yuanxiang looked at Leng Fan speechlessly, feeling that no matter what Don't be so casual if you don't have an idea.

It hurts!

"It's not a problem at all! Anyway, I don't have any special thoughts, so it's better to be casual like this. Maybe it will be rejected in the past, so as to save trouble in the future." Leng Fan didn't care at all, scratched his head, put on his slippers and walked away.

It's not really going on a blind date, so there's no need to care so much.