The Whole World is Against Me

After all, times have changed. Those who used to patrol were ordinary people, but now many super soldiers have been added to the patrolling police.

It is conceivable how much effort the country has made for social stability. Social turmoil is the shaking of a country's foundation.

Leng Fan is very satisfied with the current situation, after all, peace is the best.

Toot...

Suddenly Leng Fan's cell phone rang.

He frowned, feeling a little uncomfortable.It's been a long time since I answered the phone, and I usually only use my mobile phone to order takeaway.

But after joining the Space-Time Administration, takeaways are rarely ordered.

When he saw the name displayed on the phone, his face darkened.

My mother duck!

My mom called me!

When Leng Fan saw the name, his scalp went numb. He might have been happy before, but now Leng Fan absolutely doesn't want to answer this call.

My mother forced me to get married!

Emmm...

At this moment, Leng Fan fell into thinking about life.

I may have been an ordinary person before and couldn't find a very good partner, but it's enough to find someone who can live a good life.

However, it's different now!

There is a paper man wife!Also think of a hammer three-dimensional!

How could three-dimensional be better than Two-dimensional!

However, the reality is cruel, and the phone still has to be answered.

"Crooked! Mom?" Leng Fan answered the phone bitterly, and asked cautiously.

"Brat! You still know I'm your mother! Tell me how long it's been since you called me? I'm afraid you won't call me for the rest of your life if I don't call you!" A voice came from the phone, There are piles and piles of rebukes.

It can be seen from this, um, dear mother, that's right.

"I've been busy with work lately..."

"You are busy with a hammer! How old are you, and you are not yet mature! When will you bring your girlfriend back to see?"

"Girlfriend? No, how could I have that kind of thing!"

"What!? You don't have a girlfriend yet! Your brain is like a hammer, you are not smart at all! Look at you, what will you do if you continue like this!"

"I'm still young, don't panic! Career is the most important thing!"

"Get a family and start a business, but start a family first! You didn't even have a family, so set up a woolen business! Tomorrow, I'll introduce a girl to you. Your mother thinks it's very good. You should make an appointment first."

"What! Make an appointment with a ghost! I may be on a business trip tomorrow!"

"I don't care! You go on a blind date tomorrow, or bring me a girlfriend back! Otherwise... I really can't do anything about you. You can figure it out yourself!"

"Emmm... To be honest, I already have a girlfriend!"

"Oh? Really!? Who is it? What's your name, what do you do, where are you now?"

"Kama Madoka! She is still studying, she is a very cute child."

"What the hell? Foreigners? Yes! You're still a college student! College students are pretty good! You're awesome!"

"Not a university..."

"What is that? A student in a training class? That's not bad! A good girl knows how to study."

"Emmm...junior high school..."

"..."

The scene was awkward for a while, and the atmosphere became quiet.

After about ten seconds of silence.

"Son, junior high school students are breaking the law! I just checked on the Internet, and your mother thinks that you should hurry up and surrender, and maybe you can get a suspended death sentence. The times are different now, and a little crime is a crime. A lot of people are flying over the walls to catch you."

"..."

As expected of a mother!

Leng Fan felt a pang in his heart, which could not be described in words.

Am I that kind of person!

"I mean to get married when she becomes an adult!" Leng Fan tried to come back, who knew why he had a brain twitch and said the name of Yuanxiang Kame, and he knew it was someone else.

"Honestly speaking, if I were her parents, I would definitely chase and chop five streets with a kitchen knife."

"Mom! Can't you think about your son?! Was I born by you? I'm so stiff when you come here!"

"We are just ordinary people, don't think so much, just be yourself. So, tomorrow! Go on a blind date for my old lady!"

"But I refuse! My favorite thing in Normal Cold is to say NO to self righteous people!!"

"What do you say?"

"I said I will definitely go tomorrow, but I don't know if we get along with each other!"

"Well, it's almost the same. Then, hang up! Also, go and deal with your foreign kid, so that it doesn't become an international problem at that time, we have nothing to do."

"Don't worry... your son is safe!"

slap.

Leng Fan hung up the phone with a sad face, and looked up at the sky wanting to cry without tears.

The blind date is tomorrow!We must find a way to destroy it! !

At this time, the role of our great group of friends is reflected.

Space-Time Administration.

Leng Fan: If the first image gives people a kind of physical disgust, or even disgust.Waiting online, it's urgent! !

Lumu Yuanxiang:? ? ?What's wrong?How long has it been since you've been out, why is it like this?what happened?

Xiao Meiyan: I absolutely no one would ask this question, so what wonderful thing did you encounter?

Leng Fan: You may not believe me if I tell you, I am going on a blind date tomorrow as a heartthrob.

Kamu Yuanxiang: Na—————!

UC: What the hell?

Nayako: You're fucking kidding me! ?Director?Blind date? ?

Altair: I can't think of that picture in my head...

My wife Yuno: What? !Someone wants to be my mom?I'm going to hack her to death today!

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Pfft!Congratulations, Chief, for joining our marriage urging alliance.How about the two of us make it together?

Kamu Yuanxiang: Go away!Now is not the time to talk about this!Why!Why is the chief going on a blind date!Is it because I, Madoka, are not SAO enough, or you are too demanding, Director!

Shirai Kuroko: Wow!Madoka, please calm down first, I think the current situation is a bit confusing.

Aria: My scalp tingles.

Chi Tong: The director of the blind date, I Jio, will be a chaotic battle!

Leng Fan: What can I do?I am also very desperate!My mother suddenly called me and said that she had an appointment with a girl for me tomorrow and asked me to have dinner there.

Kamu Yuanxiang: Na—————!It's aunt!But director, can't you just say someone and let her accompany you when the time comes?

Leng Fan: I said it!

Xiao Meiyan: Yes! ?

MC: Who is it!

Altair: I am also curious about who the director is talking about?

Naiyazi: Hey, who is so sad to be rejected by my aunt?

Madoka Kame: emmm...

Leng Fan: It's Madoka!

Kamu Madoka: Hey! ! !why! ! !

Xiao Meiyan: How can you not look down on Madoka?I think there is something wrong with one of them.

Leng Fan: What can I do, I am also very desperate!I said Madoka was my girlfriend, my mother asked about the details, I said she was a junior high school student, and was rejected.

Hiratsuka Shizuo:  …

Emiya Kiritsugu: Director, I think normal people would refuse this question.No one wants their son to have a relationship with a junior high school student, right? It's not good to talk about it.

Naiyako: Kiritsugu, please tell us how old is your wife?

Emiya Kiritsugu: I'm cooking for Ilya, let's talk later.

Naiyazi: Kukuku, that's all you have.JPG

Kame Madoka: This question is not important!The important thing is what is the director going to do now?

Leng Fan: That's why I asked, is there any way to make people feel physically disgusted at the first impression.

Naiyako: I think the director can try pretending to be mentally handicapped.

Altair: Good way!Maybe it can show the essence, the director is still very experienced in mental retardation!

Kong: This is the so-called cash charging!

Bai: Terrible.

Kame Madoka: I think most people hate that kind of dubious person, right?

Leng Fan: Am I the kind of dubious person?Certainly not!This is completely embarrassing me!

Xiao Meiyan: What you said is very reasonable, but you still need to make up your mind, director, for example, to talk about her shortcomings?

Leng Fan: I don't understand how to say shortcomings?