I, Gudav, Taught by Axis

"Hmm... I feel like vomiting, my mouth feels sweet and greasy, does Tachibana feel so uncomfortable every year?"

Li Xiang rested against the wall, drank the pure water in his hand to wash away the sweet and greasy feeling in his mouth, and kept complaining in his heart that some people put too much sugar, which made him not feel like chocolate, but rather An agglomeration of sugar cubes that completely overwhelms the otherwise elegant and memorable bitterness of the chocolate.

"Why do everyone like to send sweet chocolates, obviously I am a dark chocolate pie..."

Just when Tachika finished his break and was about to distribute chocolates, the female servant who was looking for Tachibana in Chaldea saw Tachika, her eyes lit up instantly and gave him another chocolate prepared in advance, Tachika Also pretended to be happy to accept and eat.

At least the chocolates made by these servants were much more delicious than those made by the staff, but there were still some problems in his mouth.

"Then Lixiang, don't forget the white Valentine's return gift~"

"Well, walk slowly."

After sending them away with a smile on his face, Li Xiang sighed as he saw the missing chocolates in the bag. He dared to bet anyone that those servants who gave him chocolates just now were purely greedy for his desserts. Not to mention the chocolate, you can receive it again on White Valentine's Day, and they only need to give it once.

"Tsk, a bunch of scheming whores, it's fine if you're greedy for my body, you're greedy for my chocolate, scumbag!"

While whispering, Tachika picked up the bag on his shoulder and continued on the journey of distributing chocolates. This appearance made Akua and the others who were a little jealous of Tachika's interaction with those servants burst out laughing instantly.

Chapter 14 Valentine's Day Special (2)

"Obviously so much has been sent, why is there so much chocolate in his bag..."

Megumi who shared the vision with Lixiang looked at the big bag full of chocolates, thinking that no wonder he started preparing chocolates a week ago, Lixiang gave chocolates to far more people than they imagined.

Not only the servants and staff of Chaldea, but also the shopkeepers of the small town in the different space, there are already hundreds of them. Now they are curious about how Lixiang’s white bag can hold so many chocolate.

"That's why Lixiang prepared chocolates early, and even almost sold out all the chocolates in the shopping street."

"Hmm... After all, this man wants to give gifts to a lot of people. Even though he knows it's not his life, it's just giri chocolates, he still has some..."

Just when Darkness was feeling a little upset, Li Xiang, who was carrying a big bag, met him at the corner who was squatting on the ground and smoking a cigarette, beside a pile of bottles and cans, with his hair combed and wearing a special attack uniform of Ye Lu Death Bitterness, well-dressed. Like the far east bad black beard them.

What are these guys thinking?Dressed like this on Valentine's Day?Or is it that you have given up treatment and plan to let yourself go?

Just when Li Xiang was still debating whether to get involved with them, the black beards squatting on the ground with extremely arrogant expressions also noticed Li Xiang who was carrying a big bag, and quickly stood up and surrounded him like a hooligan in comics .

"President, thank you for your hard work! How about the president come with us? The airplane wig and the special attack suit for the president are all ready!"

Just when Lixiang was still wondering if the news that he betrayed them from time to time was exposed, Blackbeard took out a wig from the bag on the back and a special attack uniform with loud and high-quality written on the back, and Lixiang was full of black hair. Wire.

"You are this?"

"Last year, we did some stupid things because of our vanity, but this year we decided to let nature take its course. Only the chocolates we received with our own charm are delicious!"

David put his hands on Cu Chulainn's shoulders and smiled with full marks. Last year, Cu Chulainn, a damned traitor, was found among the group of them who asked for chocolates. So this year, the Gentlemen's Club decided to act collectively. Either have all of them, or none of them.

"Then what about your outfit?"

"It was said in the magazine that women like men who are a little bit bad, but after all, we are all famous heroes in history, so if we want to be a little bit bad, we have to take an extreme route. At first we planned to wear black suits Wearing black sunglasses and combing back his hair to play the gangster, he later found that the sense of oppression was too strong and might frighten the little girls, so he made a compromise and chose the bad boy."

Li Xiang listened and nodded, sincerely admiring their Gentlemen's Club's genius idea. When I heard that they were going to pretend to be a gangster, I thought they were taking the wrong side of the sword, but looking at their current Bosozoku costume... The sword walks the slant of the slant.

In terms of whole work, you are still amazing, I, Li Xiang, feel ashamed!

If it was the original underworld dress, although it would make girls afraid to approach, it would not make them treat them with the same gaze of looking at maggots. If it weren't for the female police department's holiday today, I am afraid that this group of guys would have known All charges of obstructing the appearance of the city were arrested.

"Then after our research and discussion, we found that the bad boy has an extremely special hidden nirvana. Although it often appears in comics as a miscellaneous fish that promotes the relationship between the hero and the heroine, this profession has a contrasting cuteness. Hide and kill!"

"President, imagine that on a rainy day, as a delinquent boy, he looks lonely at the puppies abandoned in the cardboard box on the side of the road. The shivering puppy held out his hand."

"Then he took out a small knife from his pocket, and chopped off the dog's head with one knife! Warm blood splashed on his face, and the young man held the headless corpse and said with a grinning smile, 'Add dog meat hot pot tonight!' , um... this story tells me that I am a little hungry, why don't I make dog meat for Akua and the others today?"

The corners of David's eyes twitched when he was talking about the routines of girls' comics. What kind of ghostly development is this, or is it that the president usually reads such heavy-duty comics? !But he didn't have the guts to vomit his inner thoughts, otherwise he would definitely be vomited by Lixiang. The magical girls and tentacles that David usually reads are far more serious than the horror comics he reads.

"...No! By the way, where is the contrasting cute element? President, please don't interrupt! At this moment, the heroine passed by with an umbrella, and saw the delinquent boy stretching his hand towards the puppy. He thought he was going to bully the puppy. think..."

"I just wanted to call the police, but then I realized that I didn't have enough time, so I went straight to a set of Wing Chun boxing. The bad boy's nose was bruised and his face was swollen. The kind heroine picked up the dog, and the male protagonist who was hiding in the dark and wanted to shoot Silently hid behind the pillar, then looked in the direction of the bad escape, a flash of murderous intent flashed in his eyes and decided to clean up the aftermath for the kind heroine!"

After speaking, even Li Xiang was taken aback, and replaced the girl in this sentence with Akuya, the puppy with expensive wine, the bad guy with the person who runs a black bar, and the hero with himself …

Art really comes from life!Isn't this what Akua usually does when she goes out drinking?

"President! Didn't you say it's better not to interrupt!"

"I didn't agree again, well, I won't interrupt this time, you continue to talk."

"Bad raised the dog and said, 'We are all lonely, follow me from now on.' Then he hugged the dog and left. The heroine who saw this scene in the dark was moved by the contrast."

Afraid that Lixiang would interrupt again, David gave up rhetoric and finished the story in one breath. When he saw Blackbeard in this scene in the comics with them, he was moved to tears.

But if Blackbeard knew what David and the others were thinking, he would definitely cry and tell himself that he had a similar experience not long ago, but the beginning was the same, but the ending was completely opposite. He came to cruelty to animals.

In the end, the Hakoniwa knights released him on bail.

"Then what props are you planning to show your contrasting cuteness? Is it possible that you also plan to artificially rain in Chaldea? And where do you get the puppies? Besides, there are really abandoned puppies in Chaldea. I guarantee those Female servants with a lot of maternal love will adopt them immediately, and then severely repair the guy who abandoned the puppy."

At this time, Blackbeard and the others also calmed down. At that time, they were too busy thinking about chocolates, but they completely forgot how to express the contrast and cuteness. Thinking about it carefully, their current appearance is no different from ordinary bosozoku.

"And the villain you're talking about is the male protagonist of the shoujo manga, right?"

Seeing everyone nodding honestly, Li Xiang sneered, this group of guys hadn't realized the crux of the problem, have their EQ been eaten by donkeys?

Hmm... By the way, do they still have emotional intelligence after being dazzled by chocolate?They are all dressed up like this.

"There are a hundred reasons for a girl to fall in love with a heroine. You said that you can replace the bad guy with a handsome guy, I promise! In reality, the lethality is even greater! The contrast of 1 cuteness is also the power of 10, but The original power of the handsome guy is 100, plus the stat bonus of the gentle handsome guy, the bad contrast, compared with the gentle handsome guy, is a fighting scum, unless the bad guy is also a handsome guy."

"That is to say?"