I, Gudav, Taught by Axis

"The descendant? Master, what are you talking about, I am obviously a saber?"

"Huh? But..."

"I'm Saber, do you have a question?"

The smile on Lixiang's face froze. It seemed that the evil hunter he summoned was even more unreliable than he thought. In other words, he didn't get this guy's obsession with Saber from the source at all, so nothing will happen, right? ?

Although there is a suspicion that a new trouble has been called in order to solve the current trouble, but with the mentality of a dead horse as a living horse doctor, Li Xiang still bite the bullet and formally signed the contract with XX.

"Then please give me more advice from now on, XX."

"Don't worry, leave it to me! As long as I'm here, just leave the saber-type evil gods on earth to me!"

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ps

At present, there is no x hair and bx in Chaldea. After all, these two funny characters are actually bug-level combat power, especially bx...

There is a saying that is good, never compete with funny characters!

Chapter 13 Valentine's Day Special (1)

Valentine's Day is a holy war between men and women. In order to combine with the one they love, women will prepare sweets such as chocolates and give them to men. However, with the development of the modern situation, the chocolates given are gradually divided into two types: bonmei and giri. , but these are not critical.

What really matters is the face of men. If you don’t even receive a piece of giri chocolate on Valentine’s Day, I’m afraid that a normal puberty man will probably be autistic on the spot, especially if all the friends around you receive chocolates.

Therefore, in order to avoid this embarrassing situation, women usually prepare a lot of giri chocolates and give them to male friends around them. Of course, if a man who still does not receive chocolates, it may be his own problem.

"It should be enough to prepare these?"

Li Xiang looked at a large bag of chocolates that were uniformly packaged in a red box, and wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead. He had prepared a lot of chocolates for today, and he was really exhausted.

It feels like he can even play a guest role as Santa Claus, and he has to post so many things.

"Forget it, who made today only one day, um... the time is almost here."

Picking up the big bag of chocolates, Lixiang pushed open the door and walked out of his room. Originally, Valentine's Day should be spent at home with lovers, but due to his various identities...

"Morning, have you eaten all the chocolate cake I left in the kitchen? Although eating this high-calorie dessert early in the morning is not good for your health..."

As soon as I went downstairs, I saw Akua and the others in pajamas lying on the sofa, or sitting on the kotatsu watching TV. At least judging from their attire, they probably didn't have any plans to go out today.

"Well, it tastes good, and it's from Yoyo!"

Megumi quickly covered Akua's mouth, and sure enough, this guy was almost exposed as soon as he said a word, but fortunately, she was already prepared.

"What did Yoyo give you?"

"Ahem, what Akua said is that Yunyun also prepared chocolates today, and you have a share with Tachika."

As he spoke, he motioned to Yoyo who was on the side to give Lixiang the box of white chocolate in his hand.

"Why don't we just forget about it?"

"give him!"

Lixiang took the box of white chocolate that Yoyo handed over and unwrapped it. Looking at the faint traces of magic on the heart-shaped chocolate, he understood the general idea. Under the pressure of Huihui and the others' gazes, they stuffed the chocolate into their mouths and swallowed it without chewing.

"Huh? The taste is not bad, at least it doesn't seem to be poisonous..."

After a while, Li Xiang rubbed his stomach, and he didn't seem to have any abnormal reactions, even with his digestive system that can decompose even inorganic substances, poisons and the like would have no effect on him.

Now the small world in the body has been separated, and no one can do anything like Naiyako, so Lixiang eats it so boldly.

What is the effect of that piece of chocolate? If you give him some time and samples, he can easily analyze it...

"Of course, will we send you poisonous things? Hmm...it seems to be connected, so get out quickly! Don't stand here stupidly!"

Before Lixiang could say anything else, he was pushed out of the house by Akuya and the others after God came, and stood at the door of his house with a blank face, completely confused about what they were thinking.

"Forget it, I'll talk about it when I get back. Wiz's chocolate cake was also delivered this morning, and Princess Alice also delivered chocolates. The rest... Well, I can go to Chaldea."

Lixiang glanced at the list on the phone and completely ignored a certain demon. Just as he took a step outside, he suddenly realized that the portal leading to Chaldea seemed to be... in his backyard?

Back to an hour ago, when Lixiang went out to deliver chocolates to Wiz and Princess Alice...

"Hmm... it's not good to do this, is it? Master..."

"Yuyou, how many times have I told you that men are creatures who think with their lower body, especially a certain scumbag, think about the number of partners he is gradually increasing now."

Medea persuaded her only disciple earnestly, looked at the chocolates on the table that she spent a lot of money to prepare, and sneered in her heart, this time she will definitely be able to peel off Lixiang's disguise.

"Well, I also met a lot of new friends recently, especially Sakura and I chatted very happily, and also learned some things about the future, such as Lixiang and I..."

"Well…"

Regarding Yoyo, should it be said that she is innocent or not jealous, Medea rubbed her temples painfully, generally speaking, women should want to monopolize their partners?Or is it that the three views of people from another world are too different from theirs?

"In short, you eat this dark chocolate and then let Lixiang eat the white chocolate. Until midnight the next morning, you can share Lixiang's vision and thoughts today, and give all the chocolates to Akua before he comes back." Let's share it."

Speaking of Perfect Dia, she put on her black robe again and sneaked back to Chaldea. She didn't want to be caught by Lixiang who came back from delivering the chocolates, leaving Yoyo to look at the chocolates on the table and worry.

After Akua and the others also got up one after another, Yoyo briefly explained to them the efficacy of the chocolate on the table. As a result, under Akuya's booing, the proposal was unanimously approved by the whole audience, which made Dakni, who did not agree very much at first, Stan also ate the dark chocolate out of curiosity.

Time goes back to the present, Lixiang is walking in the corridor of Chaldea, sending chocolates to the general staff passing by, and also accepting chocolates from some female staff, eating them directly and praising each other's craftsmanship .

Of course, this is only on the surface... But Akuya and the others who can hear Lixiang's heart, it seems that Lixiang complains about troubles in his heart all the time during the process of presenting chocolates. I found more than a hundred mistakes, but I still pretended to be very surprised.