The Unemployed Demon Lord

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"Tch!" Alice looked a bit dissatisfied, but she was too lazy to care about Jenna. Anyway, those stupid novel plots are impossible to work on Merlin.

Merlin on the stage felt like he was on his back. Because of Jenna's relationship, a group of brats were watching over him. He wanted to get past him, but he was in a bad mood in an instant. Jenna, the bastard, made me disappear Wouldn't it be nice to get mixed up?Why murder me!

At this time, there was a sound of "哗啦啦", not the sound of water flowing, but the sound of "哗啦啦" flowing water imitated by people using their mouths. The two extras pulled out a blue rag and pouted, "哗啦啦~哗啦啦~"

Merlin couldn't help but rolled his eyes.What kind of cheap five cents special effects do you complain in your heart? !Can you be more serious!

Merlin turned around helplessly, exposing his butt to Barres. According to the script, he knew that he would be hobbled by the rabbit, and then fall into the river and drowned.

Although Merlin has his own arrogance, and he can't accept that anyone can kick his ass, but now it's just acting, and he can barely bear it and let it go.

"Aha~" Barres played the rabbit and walked to the center of the stage, using exaggerated body language, "I didn't expect that as soon as I came out, I found a stupid big bad wolf hissing, watching me kick its ass Kick it~"

Chris's eyes widened and she stared intently, not believing that the big bad wolf father would be killed by the ugly bunny.

The other children turned their heads away in boredom. They obviously knew the plot and had no interest in watching it several times.

"Whee!"

Barres laughed out loud, feeling that the opportunity had come, seeing Merlin's back turned to him, full of weaknesses, he could kill the man in front of him casually.

Kill a black adventurer?Bares is confident that even as the Grand Knight Commander of the Templar Knights, he needs to lower his status to deal with a low-level adventurer. It is a joke to spread the word.

Bares smiled and came behind Merlin, feeling that he would soon be able to complete the task assigned by the Pope and return to Rome perfectly!

He secretly mobilized the surging vindictiveness in his body, and hid it well, so that no one below could see that his random kick was actually a hidden murderous intention!

'Go to hell! Evil wolf!'

Following Bares' roar, he kicked out with a ferocious kick, hitting Merlin's waist!

As the leader of the Templar Knights and the Pope's personal bodyguard, how could Bares be an ordinary strong man? c Although there wasn't any turbulent vindictiveness radiating out, even a saint-level powerhouse would be killed on the spot at this moment!

Barres grinned grinningly, as if he saw the picture of Merlin's spine being kicked off. No one knew that he did it. Little Chris covered her eyes in fear, a little afraid to look.

Just when Barres was about to succeed, Merlin suddenly sensed a hint of danger, his body couldn't help himself, and subconsciously turned around and grabbed the ankle that Barres kicked over. "??!" Barres was stunned, unexpectedly Will this happen?

Merlin didn't even think about it, grabbed Barres' ankle, shook him like a big windmill, and then fell heavily on the stage floor.

With a loud bang, the whole stage trembled and collapsed, and dust fell from the roof, waking up countless little friends Barres lying powerlessly on the ground, feeling as if his bones were about to break, dumbfounded looking at the ceiling.

In the next second, the demented Bares coughed out a mouthful of old blood, his facial features distorted, and he began to exhale, "I'll set you up a monkey!"

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Arnold watched all this in the background, dumbfounded, "Merlin...what are you doing?"

Hobbs next to him shed a drop of cold sweat, and said with lingering fear, "No wonder every time I pat Merlin on the shoulder from behind, he would be very surprised, "Ah!Lord Merlin! "Jenna screamed excitedly in the audience. Seeing Merlin's violent appearance made her almost faint with joy?

Barres was dizzy, lying on the ground, stunned by Merlin's sudden counterattack, and lay powerlessly on the ground.

He couldn't understand why a black iron adventurer would have such amazing reflexes?

If I keep suppressing my murderous intent, will I still be noticed by the other party?This is very abnormal!

I'm afraid that Cardinal Scott didn't fully report the matter, and Merlin's strength is not as weak as it appears on the surface.

Barres felt that he suffered a loss because he didn't understand the situation. If there was a real fight, he would definitely suffer.

Um? Merlin raised his eyebrows, as if waking up from a dream, he awkwardly put down the ankle of Bares who was playing the rabbit, "Ah, I'm sorry,...I didn't mean it, I don't like being attacked from behind the most, you know, this is a subconscious reaction , would you like to try again?

"No, no, don't try, cough cough

Barres quickly stood up and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth

He hurriedly slipped away, wanting to stay away from the god of plague, Merlin.

He thought to himself that there are too many people here, and it is not suitable for those who are serious. No matter how many times it is the same, he should wait and see if there is a chance!

Seeing the back of Bares limping and running away in a hurry, Merlin looked ashamed and muttered to himself, "I seem to be hated, I really didn't mean it."

The children below started talking secretly. We have watched the same story for several years. The big bad wolf, as the villain who must die, turned into a serf and sang today, and beat the rabbit away. The story ended like this.

The novel viewing experience surprised the children. No one knew what happened in it, and they all thought it was a temporary change of the script.

"emmmm..." Alice looked surprised

Unexpectedly, Merlin would suddenly fight back, destroying the entire script. She thought worriedly, is the rabbit actor okay?The bones of ordinary people will be broken just now, right?

"Dad~Dad~" Little Chris cheered happily when she saw her father defeating the ugly bunny, and asked with her head on her waist, "I just said how can Dad be defeated by Tutu? Dad won't be defeated... "

"This...Alice hesitated to speak, not knowing whether to tell Chris the truth.

"Mom tried to lie to me again. Dad wasn't defeated at all. Mom is bad." Chris puffed up her mouth angrily, thinking that Alice was deliberately deceiving herself to be happy.

Alice thought for a while, and found a way for herself, "Mom, this is to test you to see if you have your own judgment. In reality, it is impossible for a rabbit to defeat the big bad wolf." Oh! ! "Little Chris believed it was true, and she was smug in her heart, thinking that she had passed her mother's test.

Merlin looked at the children in the orphanage below and whispered to himself, as if they were very excited because of the amazing reversal of this old-fashioned story.

So Merlin took off the hood of the big bad wolf puppet costume, and secretly sighed.

Although there were a few twists and turns, the performance was considered a successful end, right?

After the farce ended, the actors all removed their make-up and changed their clothes backstage, preparing to leave the orphanage.

Barres, who took off his ridiculous rabbit outfit early, quietly came to the dressing room backstage.

His face was full of anger, and he still didn't give up on killing Merlin. It was a great shame in life to stumble on a black iron adventurer!

Barres wanted to avenge his shame, so he had to tear Merlin's body into pieces to eliminate the hatred in his heart, otherwise he would dream of this shameful day when he slept!

The petite head of the Grand Knight of the Temple stared at the room in front of him, "106."

Bares has secretly investigated, and this is the locker room where Merlin is. Calculating the time, Merlin should change clothes in it at this time.

He secretly made a plan in his heart, intending to be serious, go in and directly use the strength of crushing to kill Merlin completely, so as to prevent the night from having more dreams.

This time it wasn't just on the stage, Barres needed to suppress his own strength in order not to be seen as awkward.

Now as long as he rushes in, without so many eyes watching, Bares can go all out, and there are countless ways to kill Merlin!

Barres noticed that there was no one around, and swapped the sign of the 106 locker room with the sign of the "109" room not far away.

The reason for doing this was that Bares was worried that someone would suddenly break in and look for Merlin when he did it himself.

As long as the room number plate is changed a little, Barres can buy time to get out of the body.

After changing the "106" and "109" locker room signs, Barres secretly took out a poisonous dagger exuding a dark aura from his arms.

This dagger was not Bares's weapon, but was specially purchased on the black market in order to kill Merlin completely.

As long as a wound is lightly drawn on a person's body, even if there is no serious injury, the body will be turned into a puddle of foul-smelling thick water within three days!

Although Barres was a clergyman, he violated the dogma by using such evil methods, but in order to safeguard the interests of the Holy See, he always used unscrupulous means.

"Graceful Maria, forgive my sins, everything is to dispel the haze of the world..."

Barres muttered to himself, approaching the locker room door to make a move, but suddenly heard a "strange" voice: Merlin: "Damn! Why are you so tight?

Hobbs: "I don't know, maybe it's the first time?"

Merlin: "I'm exhausted, no one else is as tight as you.

Hobbs: "Push! Push! Oh yes! That's right there! Push!

Merlin, "Shut up! Don't talk! Stand still!"

Hobbs: "Ah~δ, it's comfortable~

Merlin: "Don't make strange noises! People outside will hear you!"

Barres turned pale with shock, his eyes were full of disbelief, and the poisonous dagger in his hand almost fell to the ground. He stood there sluggishly, his expression constantly twitching, thinking that he had heard it wrong.

I... what did I hear?

This guy has special hobbies. No wonder I saw that he and Alice didn't have a good relationship in the morning. It turns out that he likes men!

Do I still need to do it?Sooner or later, the relationship between the two of them will break down, and eventually Alice will return to the Holy See...

Bares looked at the locker room, and it was already written on his face. He thought with disgust, these evil heretics should all be burned to death on the stake!

However, when Bares saw this kind of thing, he was a little skeptical of life, and left with his head down in a daze.

Alice would rather like this kind of person than be with me?

Is it because I'm no match for a heathen gay?

Forget it, killing this kind of person is not worth it for me to go back and report to His Majesty the Pope myself...

Alice will come back sooner or later, it's just a matter of time.

No.20 Eight Trials 13 Barres' Wish

Not long after Barres left, Jenna was haunted

Chong Chong came here, she looked around,

Like a thief.Jenna is relieved to see no one

Sighed in relief, grinned and started to execute himself evil

plan.

Jenna has been planning for a long time, waiting for this