The Unemployed Demon Lord

"You..." Merlin frowned, thinking what the hell is this?What about the plastic mother-daughter relationship?Now let's work together to trick me. Alice hugged Chris who was next to her, and said with a smile on her face, "My child's father, come on, look at our daughter, how much you are looking forward to it?

"Hush!" Chris raised her chubby little hand, her eyes were filled with expectant little stars.

"Damn it... Merlin gritted his teeth and said helplessly, "If it wasn't for seeing that Chris liked it very much, I would never wear any stupid puppet costume!

"Whmmm... Alice shed crocodile tears, "Seeing you think so much about Chris, I was so moved that I was about to cry." Tsk!" Merlin suppressed his unhappiness and said angrily, "I should really bring you With Chris sneaking back to her hometown, leaving you completely dumbfounded at home alone, "You! ? Alice was irritated, and responded with a cold face, "I must throw rotten eggs at you in the audience!" "

Merlin was surprised, and calmly commented, "Bitch!

The family of three went out happily, except for Merlin of course.

Merlin walked ahead with a dark face the whole time, and refused to say a word to Alice at all.

When he thought that he was about to put on a puppet costume and dance in front of the brats, he felt a cerebral hemorrhage.

It turns out that it is not the bottom line for the great demon king who was aloof at the beginning to become a "cowherd". What's more embarrassing is to become a "clown" to curry favor with children.

"..." Merlin sighed deeply, his mind was full of how to muddle through, and he still wanted to keep a trace of the devil's bottom line.

"I'm going to see my father come out...ah no, it's a performance, are you happy?" Alice asked Chris in her arms.

"Super happy~" Little Chris's hair is dangling, which is exactly the same as a dog's tail!

In the distance, Bares, one of the two great knight commanders of the Templars, was secretly spying on all this.

He didn't give up his plan to bring Alice back, but instead he hatched a poisonous scheme in his heart!

Barres intends to kill Merlin without knowing it!

Alice, who must have become a widow, lost her bond, and in the end could only choose to return to the Holy See and continue to serve the God of Light.

Seeing that Merlin is a black iron adventurer, Barres sneered in his heart, thinking that Alice's vision is too bad!

Such a handsome guy like myself didn't choose here, but I chose a low guy who can be handled by anyone!

It seems that although Barres has obtained some information from Bishop Scott, he doesn't know how terrifying Merlin is?

Barres watched the three of Merlin's family walk away gradually, and couldn't help showing a smug smile on his face. He thought to himself—Although murder is not an evil act advocated by the doctrine, it is the mission of every believer to eliminate heretics!

See how I used clever means to cut off the head of that humble man...

However, this man doesn't seem to like Alice very much, does he?Why don't you talk to your wife when you walk so fast?

No.20 Volume 10 Trial [-] Little White Rabbit (Replenishment)

In the orphanage in Wrexham, there were many heads below the stage, and more than 50 orphans gathered.

They are of different ages, the older one is seven or eight years old, and the younger one still has a feeding bottle in his mouth.

Today is Lord Wrexham's condolences day, which can be regarded as a little welfare for the young orphans.

However, because the Earl of Austin handed over this matter to Jenna, the jewel in his palm, the annual performances are completely in accordance with Jenna's preferences.

Every year is a story about a little white fighting against seven big bad wolves. The children in the orphanage are very interested, and some people bring pillows to go to bed early...

In the dressing room behind the stage, a man in a rabbit puppet costume was facing the mirror to put on makeup, and kept humming, "Little white rabbit, white and white.

"Two ears stand up, after cutting the artery and vein, it's so cute to be motionless~"

The bunny actor, who is wearing heavy makeup, is impressively impersonated by Barres, and he will appear as the protagonist of the stage play, opposite Merlin's big bad wolf villain.

Although Barres is very strong, and the rabbit puppet costume on his body is about to burst, but under the cover of heavy makeup, it is already difficult to see who he is?

This is what Barres wanted, and he didn't want to be recognized by anyone, so he came to the orphanage on purpose, kidnapped the real rabbit actor, and pretended to be a rabbit on stage, so that there are ten thousand ways to kill Merlin directly!

He briefly read the script, and as the protagonist of the rabbit, he wanted to kill the seven big bad wolves. This was the same goal as his own, and it was simply a tailor-made plan for this action! .

Barres planned to meet Merlin after he appeared on the stage, and he would find a way to kill the big bad wolf played by Merlin. After being found out, he would run away long ago, and no one would find out that he did it.

When the time comes, as long as Merlin dies and Alice has no one to rely on, why don't she obediently return to the Holy See?

In the closet, the real rabbit's eyes were tied and his mouth was blocked. He was looking at the back of Barres in horror, calling for help frequently, "Woo!!"

Bares turned his head immediately, the ugly makeup on his face combined with the ferocious expression made him look extremely terrifying.

He put his finger to his mouth, and the smile gradually deepened.

"Keep down, if my plan is ruined, you will be a little white rabbit whose ears are picked up~"

"You won't meet Mary, but Satan in hell...

Behind the stage, a few big bad wolves gathered. They seemed to be extras hired by Jenna. They were all listless, and they didn't have any feeling about the next stage performance.

The big bad wolf's puppet costumes are very tight, and everyone has wolf heads on their heads. It's hard to tell who is who?They can only recognize each other by familiar voices.

"It seems that they were all brought here by force, and they have no interest in coaxing the children." Merlin clamped the gray wolf hood around his waist, muttering, if it wasn't for Bao Daughter, who would take such boring things? J 杌 "Merlin, don't talk too much, in fact, there are still people who like it very much." Hobbs, who was wearing a big bad wolf puppet costume, patted Merlin's shoulder, "Look over there.

Merlin looked in the direction of Hobbs, and saw a big bad wolf posing various novel movements over there, exuding a shining temperament all over his body, "Ah! This dress is so handsome, I personally You must collect one at the bottom! Haha~"

Merlin's eyebrows twitched wildly. Hearing the familiar voice, he couldn't help but ask, "Arnold, why are you here? Did your sister forcefully pull you here to make up the numbers?

"Tsk tsk tsk~" Arnold waved his hands again and again, and came to Merlin, "I begged Jenna to give me a place.

"Huh?" Merlin frowned, wondering if Arnold was a three-year-old?How would you like to wear childish puppet costumes so much?

"How handsome this big bad wolf outfit is! It's simply a work of art! It's perfect!" Arnold looked up at the sky at a 45° angle and said leisurely, "Wearing it, I feel like being called by my ancestors. My soul has become quiet, it reminds me of the full moon in the night sky late at night when I was a child, that excitement is my lost childhood"? ? ? "Merlin couldn't understand at all, and felt that Arnold was talking.

Big Bad Wolf A: "Master Arnold is right, I wait for this moment every year. If I don't let me wear a puppet costume, I will live like a salted fish!" Big Bad Wolf B: "I have been acting for eight years Gray Wolf, when will I be allowed to play the rabbit!I'm about to cry...

Merlin looked at the group of aliens around him, his mind was filled with question marks, wondering who are they looking for?

Hobbs poked Merlin and said in a low voice, "We seem to be the only two aliens?" Dead Merlin was speechless, making himself look like a husky mixed in with wolves...

Arnold came over and asked curiously, "Have you all read the script? How did you all die?

Merlin: "I was kicked into the river by a little white rabbit and drowned.

Hobbs: "I drank myself to death.

Arnold: "I... I am stupid

After hearing the content of the script, the three big bad wolves fell silent, and the atmosphere became extremely awkward. Merlin: This is too fucking real!

Below the stage, little Chris sat on Alice's lap, shaking her little hands left and right, looking forward to seeing her father dressed as a big bad wolf.

"Why hasn't Dad come out yet?

"Wait a little longer, you have to remember Dad's stupid look, because it will be difficult to see in the future.

"I will definitely remember it!"

Seeing her daughter so happy, Alice smiled and raised her head to look at the stage, thinking that according to the sequence, Merlin should be the first big bad wolf to die.

Suddenly, all the lights dimmed, leaving only the stage lights, and a "strong" rabbit came out, showing a strange smile to the children below.

"I am a smart little white rabbit. I heard that there are big bad wolves who want to eat me. I will kill them all today!"

Barres, who played the rabbit, purposely imitated women with a high-pitched voice. It sounded like someone was choking his throat?The purpose is to prevent the people below from recognizing him, especially Alice.

Barres had never learned how to make up. The heavy makeup on his face was like a ghost. He scared the children in the orphanage to tears when he first appeared on the stage. How could this be the protagonist rabbit?It is clearly the big bad wolf reaper among rabbits!

"...Kris shrank into Alice's arms subconsciously, and secretly looked at the rabbit on the stage, feeling frightened.

Um? Alice frowned, feeling that the rabbit on the stage was somewhat familiar, as if she had seen it somewhere before? But she couldn't remember it for a while.

Even Jenna, who is the host, was puzzled. She couldn't remember that the extras she was looking for had such a good figure?Even in the puppet costume, the sharp muscles can still be seen.

At this time, the big bad wolf played by Merlin appeared...

No.20 Volume 11 Trial [-] Mistake

Merlin drooped his head, and walked out listlessly, feeling completely at ease with such a stupid performance.

All he can think about is throwing out his lines, then taking off this stupid outfit, and never mentioning this dark history again.

Merlin walked slowly to the center of the stage, flicked the tail of the big wolf on the back of his puppet suit, and made scalp-numbing voices, "I am the big bad wolf, very hungry. I heard that there is a smart wolf in the forest." The rabbit, today, day, me, one, set, eat, drop, said such lines in such an imposing tone, the children in the orphanage below burst into "shh", almost fell asleep hearing it up.

Merlin played the villain at any rate, the ferocious forest wolf, but his attitude was very loose, without the aura of a hungry beast at all: If Merlin was really a hungry wolf, this embarrassing desire to hunt would probably starve to death sooner or later.

Alice was so embarrassed that she was about to commit a cancer, and she was quite critical of Merlin's acting skills in her heart.

I can't come up with a little energy, but Chris is watching!

Think about Merlin's aura at the top of the food chain when he was still the devil.

A little bit of revealing can make these children look down, but the result is that they have no self-consciousness as carnivores at all!

Although Alice's scalp was numb watching, Chris was very happy watching, raised her little hand high, and kept cheering, "Dad! It's Dad!

"Daddy has turned into a cute dog!

"Dog, dog, dog

Alice lowered her head to look at Chris who was extremely happy. The little hair on her head was shaking from side to side, looking very active.

She secretly sighed, and thought in relief, forget it, as long as Chris likes it, "What do you think of the big bad wolf played by Dad?"

"Like Chris raised her head and thought for a while, and finally found an adjective, "Like a fool!" "

"Pfft!" Alice sneered, feeling that Chris's evaluation was very vivid, "Your father will be kicked into the river by the little white rabbit and drowned soon.

"Um?!!

Chris showed an incredulous expression, as if she hadn't read the script at all.

In her heart, her father is an invincible existence, how could he drowned after being kicked into the river?

This is not the father she is familiar with, father will not be defeated so easily!

Chris pouted, showing dissatisfaction, and retorted.

"Mom lied, dad is so good, dad won't be fooled by the ugly" Don't believe what mom says?Then take a good look at it. "Alice is full of confidence. She is someone who has read the script, so of course she knows what will happen in a while? At that time, Chris, a stupid baby, will definitely misunderstand that she has the ability to be a prophet~

"Master Merlin!!"

A piercing scream broke the silence, and Jenna saw that Merlin couldn't control herself, and jumped up on the spot and waved the flowers in her hand, which was comparable to the fanatical fans of a big star.

What Jenna wanted was this kind of moment. When everyone looked down on Merlin, if she stood up and cheered for him, wouldn't she be the woman standing behind Merlin?Sure enough, I was deeply poisoned by love novels~

"I love you! Lord Merlin!"