The Unemployed Demon Lord

"You're so lenient, can you stop my delusion?" Alice rolled her eyes at Merlin, her little nose turned up, "Hmph~!"

"Miss Alice, Master Merlin is right, don't laugh, the priest who taught us exorcism has said that exorcism is a very sacred thing..." Cecilia paused, and continued to say devoutly, " Before the exorcism, you have to bathe and change clothes, then put on a very revealing leather jacket, put on a collar, and show off your muscles to your heart's content, then take the demon into a small room and tie him to the bed, and silently say "Thanks to Goddess Mary for giving me a new Chrysanthemums, and finally started pulling out silver weapons like giant clubs and starting to do things that everyone understands."

Merlin covered his blackened face, he couldn't listen anymore, he thought frantically, isn't this the gay guy from the Department of Philosophy (♂)!

"Then... will it hurt..." Alice asked curiously.

"I heard from the priest that no, the demons will only feel joy (♂) pleasure." Cecilia said solemnly.

"Yue (♂)yue, pupu~" Alice looked at Merlin with a meaningful smile, a little eager to try.

"Get out, don't stare at me..." Merlin felt deep malice when Alice stared at her.

Alice was not angry, but said to Cecilia, "Can you teach me? I also want to please a certain demon (♂)."

"Your sister, if you dare to learn from me, you will be punished immediately!" Merlin touched the Taidao with his hand.

"I'm sorry Miss Alice, exorcism is an independent subject of our seminary and cannot be taught to outsiders." Cecilia said helplessly, spreading her hands.

"That's a pity..." Alice pursed her lips and looked at Merlin maliciously.

Merlin secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and asked depressedly, "Is the Holy See mentally ill? Why does it offer such a weird subject?"

"Because demons are evil existences, every devout believer must master the skill of exorcising demons, so as to be fully prepared for the holy war with the demons in the future." Cecilia said impassionedly, obviously like a person who has been brainwashed too much guy.

Merlin frowned, thinking about Jihad? !Is the Holy See going to launch a large-scale war against the demons?Heck, why do we have to be synonymous with evil?Is it because we demons are independent and refuse to communicate too much with the outside world?

"Jihad does not exist, Miss Cecilia, have you ever seen a real demon?"

"This...no." Cecilia shook her head, she had never seen it before, and it was all dictated by the priests.

"Since there is no such thing, why do you insist that demons must be evil?" Merlin asked curiously.

"Because the priest said that demons are the most evil creatures in this world..." Cecilia replied blankly.

"To be honest, some humans are more evil than demons." Merlin said lightly.

"Uh..." Cecilia was at a loss for words, thinking that this was indeed the case.

"Miss Cecilia, please don't stop judging the good and evil of a race based on other people's opinions, especially if you haven't witnessed it with your own eyes, it's very rude." Merlin said seriously.

"I...I'm very sorry, Lord Merlin..." Cecilia had to lower her head, thinking that she really couldn't produce evidence that demons are the most evil existence, let alone she had never even seen a demon before. .

Alice looked at Merlin, thinking that she once thought that demons were crazy guys, but now she is living in harmony with the big devil! ?Looking back now, it's kind of embarrassing.

If it wasn't for Merlin's upright words and deeds as a demon, Alice, like Cecilia, would look at the demons with colored glasses.

Alice felt that it was Merlin who changed her view of demons. Demons, like humans, are divided into good and evil.

Kyle felt that the atmosphere was a bit depressing, so he quickly jumped out and said, "Well...Master Merlin, don't be angry, the eldest lady has always been relatively simple."

"I'm not angry..." Merlin shook his head, thinking that he was a devil, and he was always misunderstood, so he was still a little baffled.

"Actually, the master asked the eldest lady to study in a seminary in London, just to broaden her horizons and accumulate contacts." Kyle said with a smile.

"Connections?" Merlin was surprised.

"That's right, it's about connections. The seminary was funded by the royal family. Most of the students in it are descendants of nobles. Even Queen Elizabeth's daughter, Her Highness Michelle, is also studying at the seminary. The friends I make here are not rich and powerful, but also wealthy. businessman." Kyle explained to Merlin with a humble expression.

"Really, it turned out to be the gold-plated place of the second generation..." Merlin nodded, thinking that he thought it was some serious place?That's right, how can a college that can create such a ruined exorcism course be a decent place?

"Uh, Master Merlin, don't be so straightforward..." Kyle wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, thinking

Lord Merlin is really upright...

Several people came directly to the center of London.

There is a very luxurious aristocratic hotel here. If you don't have a title, or your family members who are not nobles, you can't live in it at all.

This time, Cecilia's assistant was really entrusted, and it was a worthwhile trip to live in such a high-end place.

After Merlin and Alice settled in the hotel, the two didn't hesitate too much, and took Shirley directly to the Southern United Kingdom's embassy in Great Britain.

Shirley was still wearing the cloak, and looked up at the statue of her father, feeling extremely excited. Even the elf guards at the door made her feel very cordial, and finally saw someone of the same clan.

Alice looked at Shirley beside her, and couldn't help smiling, thinking that the child could finally go home...

Merlin looked around, scratched his head, and muttered to himself

"right here……"

"It should be right?"

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Chapter 5: Monthly Ticket Addition

Merlin looked at the two elf guards in front of the door in surprise, both of whom had elf-specific pointed ears.

As for the appearance, it is really a handsome mess!

If it weren't for the armor on his body and the sword in his hand, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to be regarded as a welcome niche.

Merlin stared nervously at the two elf brothers, and he could see big beads of sweat streaming down his forehead.

"Is that so? I've never been to London."

"Don't guess, this is it." Alice responded angrily.

Merlin looked at the statue of the Elven King in the center of the embassy, ​​but he didn't recognize it at all.

It has only been more than 200 years since he came to this different world, and he really doesn't know such an ancient monster as the Elf King.

Merlin coughed lightly, and seriously told the guard

"We brought a lost elf, can you go in and inform the elf ambassador? Let's see how to deal with this matter?"

"Let's take a look at this elf first." The elf guard said seriously, to confirm the identity of the other party.

Alice pulled Shirley forward and said softly, "Take off the cloak and let them have a look."

Shirley pinched the little skirt nervously, and after hesitating for a moment, she slowly took off the cloak on top of her head, revealing her fluffy blond hair, pointed ears, combined with her beautiful and shy appearance, making the two elf guards I was stunned.

"Oh? It looks so hard..." Merlin couldn't help joking.

"Hmm..." Shirley's face turned red, and she quickly put on her cloak. Those who were teased by Merlin were ashamed.

"What nonsense are you talking about!? It's really annoying..." Alice angrily raised her pink fist and hit Merlin.

I thought the two guards were stunned by Shirley's beauty, but they were not.

I saw the two elf guards exchanged glances with each other, and it seemed that they both saw the incredible in each other's eyes!

"Your Highness!"

The two elf guards shouted and knelt on one knee on the spot, covering their chests with their hands, looking respectful.

"Eh!?"

Alice was startled, what happened to this sudden change that she didn't understand at all?

Why did these two tall and mighty elf warriors kneel directly to Shirley?Still shouting Your Highness?

Isn't the title His Highness only used by the immediate family members of the king?Could it be...

Alice's eyes widened, she looked at Shirley in shock, and wondered if she was living with an elf princess these days! ?

Merlin remained expressionless, but he wasn't that surprised. What is a princess?He is still the Great Demon King!

"Shirley, are you...a princess?"

"Bastard, how can a mere human being call His Highness by his name!?"

The two elf guards who were kneeling on the ground stood up with a "squeak" and held their hands on the hilt of their swords, as if they were going to fight Merlin desperately.

"Stop!" Shirley mustered up her courage and shouted, stopping two impulsive elf guards.

"But Your Highness Shirley, we..." The elf guard hesitated to speak, seeming a bit embarrassed.

"Both of them are my friends, don't be rude!" Shirley said in a very serious tone, her delicate body trembling slightly, obviously not used to speaking in a commanding tone.

"Yes……"

The two elf guards put away their hostile posture respectfully, and retreated respectfully, but not too far away.

If it is known that Xue Li has been missing for half a year and has not heard from her, but suddenly reappeared today, it would be a big deal!

So the two guards didn't intend to let Shirley leave at all, they had to send her back to the Elf King.

Shirley is the most beloved youngest daughter of the Elf King. When she got lost, the Elf King even spent all his power to find her.

The entire human kingdom has been ran all over by the Elf King, but there is no gain, but today he came back by himself! ?

This is good news for the entire elves.

"Shirley..." The astonishment on Alice's face still did not recede, and she asked seriously, "Are you really the princess of the elves?!"

Xue Li felt a little flustered, and was speechless for a while. She didn't want to hide it, but it was too embarrassing to be exposed now.

"Yes, I am the youngest daughter of the Elven King, the fifth heir to the throne."

"Uh..." Alice couldn't accept it for a short time. She was obviously a girl who was clinging to her, but suddenly she became a princess.

"No wonder I can take out 100 million gold coins. It turns out to be a princess of the elves..." Merlin figured it out, and asked curiously, "Why didn't you make it clear at the beginning?"

"I didn't want to hide it, but you guys never asked me." Shirley said awkwardly.

Merlin's expression became complicated, and he thought indignantly

hateful!Blood loss!

The millionth gold coin is going to be short!

If I had known earlier, I would have blackmailed her father, the Elf King...

Wouldn't it be beautiful to ruthlessly slaughter the elves?

Merlin and Alice were treated as VIPs and invited to the embassy.

The two looked around, feeling a little strange, because the architectural culture of the elves was very different from that of humans, and they respected nature.