The Unemployed Demon Lord

Early the next morning.

The gorgeous carriage slowly drove into the city of London, heading towards expensive private houses.

Since Cecilia was a nobleman, the city guards in London didn't even check and let her in.

This made Merlin think about the evil capitalism in his heart.

Every time I enter a village, I have to pay money and register, and the guards who encounter trouble will be questioned...

Being an aristocrat is really easy to use. You have privileges everywhere, as well as national benefits.

Merlin also wanted to get one, wouldn't his life be more convenient?

Shirley fell asleep on Alice's shoulder in a daze, breathing evenly, as if she was dreaming of going home.

Alice felt a little numb in her shoulders, but she didn't have the heart to wake Shirley up.

She thought that the child was also quite tired along the way, sticking to her side and refusing to separate.

Alice is the person Shirley trusts the most. She is walking in the human country. If there is no Alice by her side, Shirley will be frightened and cry, unable to walk.

"Miss Shirley really likes you?" Merlin leaned his face and asked lightly.

"Hmph~!" Alice pursed her lips and said triumphantly, "I'm just attractive, do you have any objections?"

"No, I'm just a little curious. Although Miss Shirley is already big, she still clings like a child. It's a little strange? This kind of character is basically the kind that stays at home and has never traveled far." Merlin casually stated his speculation.

"Nonsense, do you think everyone is the same as you?" Alice couldn't help retorting.

"What's wrong with me?" Merlin looked innocent, squatting at home, very proud.

"Miss Shirley is just too scared of life, and she was abused by the remnants of the former kingdom. She always has a fearful attitude towards human beings, so she will definitely be very uneasy when she comes out. I can feel safe by her side. You and I can't compare " Alice waved her hand and continued, "But Miss Shirley is going home soon, and the days of wandering outside are finally over. Although I am a bit reluctant, I am still happy for her."

"I hope there won't be any accidents. I don't want to give up all my efforts..." Merlin leaned on his cheek, looking at the streets of London outside the car window, thinking silently

Do you feel that London is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger?

However, crises are also accompanying it...

PS

There are many characters in this volume, and some strong people who have been hinted will be shown in this volume, just don't be blind.

Chapter 3: Monthly Ticket Addition

"Having said that, the guards in London are equipped really well. You can see that the armor they wear can be used as a mirror."

Merlin couldn't help sighing, thinking of the guards in Wrexham, it would be nice if the armor they wore was rusted.

"Anyway, it's the capital of the kingdom. It must be different from other places." Alice paused, then asked helplessly, "What? It's a house."

"I'm not envious. Of course, a small place has its advantages. Each has its own strengths." Merlin said lightly, thinking that the human country is really prosperous, unlike the territory of the demons, it seems particularly barren.

Although it wasn't the first time for Merlin to visit a big city, it was the first time for him to come to London.

It feels more prosperous than the Manchester I have been to before. It really deserves to be the center of Great Britain.

"How is it?" Cecilia was a little happy, and couldn't help but say, "Master Merlin also seems to come to live in London?"

"I don't really think about it. There are so many people like an ant's nest. It's a little annoying." Merlin replied casually.

"Uh..." Cecilia was at a loss for words for a while, wondering if Lord Merlin hates humans?The deeper meaning is that you hate yourself, right?As expected of Lord Merlin, what he said was so philosophical.

Merlin ignored Cecilia's eyes like a little fan girl, but complained lightly in his heart. There are so many extraordinary people, you have to queue up to buy something, and you will be squeezed to death in a shared carriage. The most terrible thing is that a gold coin is in the You can buy a lot of things in other places, but in London, you can only buy a long baguette of a gay guy...

It seems that Merlin doesn't have economic sense, he knows where his wealth is suitable for living.

"That..." Kyle's forehead was dripping with cold sweat, and he couldn't help but argue for the eldest lady, "Master Merlin is still thinking too much. In fact, London is very good. Although there are many people, all kinds of living conditions are very good. , for example, there are many entertainment venues..."

"Huh? Entertainment (♂♀) places?" Merlin smiled meaningfully.

"The smile has become obscene again..." Alice complained helplessly.

"Kyle, what are you doing!?" Cecilia scolded in dissatisfaction.

"I mean the casino, not anything else." Kyle explained awkwardly.

"Casino?" Merlin subconsciously became excited, feeling that the arena where Xianyu could turn around was right in front of him.

Alice couldn't help warning Merlin in a low voice, "Don't go to that kind of place, or the salary you take from me every month will be cut in half."

"Why do you care about me? It's really annoying to point fingers at me..." Merlin frowned and replied in a dissatisfied tone.

"Aren't I doing this for your own good? Your luck is so bad that throwing money into the casino is a bottomless pit." Alice emphasized angrily.

"I think you have no good intentions to prevent me from turning over and singing, and want to see my jokes." Merlin's conspiracy theory began to flare up again.

"What joke are you looking at?" Alice asked hello with her mind full, wondering if she often ridiculed Merlin?

"Seeing me worrying about living, you will secretly feel joy in your heart~" Merlin felt that Alice must think so.

"Shut up, I'm not a person with such a bad personality!" Alice defended and emphasized, "If you spend money recklessly, it will indirectly affect me."

"That's why you took my salary? In fact, it was very unreasonable for you to give me a gold coin last time, right? It feels like you secretly embezzled my hard-earned money." Merlin said in a suspicious tone.

"Wh... how can such a thing happen?! I am a person of good character!" Alice blushed a little, pointing at herself for emphasis, thinking that last time she secretly increased a few taxes and embezzled the money I got down, but I didn't feel a little bit guilty. Can robbing the enemy's money be called robbing?That's called capture~

"Tsk!" Merlin gasped, with a breath of disdain rushing towards his face.

"What are you going to do with your contemptuous attitude?" Alice glared at Merlin angrily.

Cecilia watched the bickering between the two, and couldn't help but asked suspiciously, "Aren't Lord Merlin and Miss Alice husband and wife? Why did they divide the money so clearly? Aren't they all shared property?"

"Who is her husband... Well!"

Before Merlin could finish his sentence, Alice gagged him, preventing him from explaining.

Alice wanted to say what she wanted to say, the water she poured out.

I used to pretend to be aggressive in front of Cecilia, and I had to finish the act with tears in my eyes.

What if Cecilia knew the truth and laughed at herself?It's too embarrassing!

"Eh?!" Cecilia was stunned, unable to understand what was going on, "Miss Alice, what do you mean?"

"Merlin... he likes to talk nonsense, even if we are husband and wife, don't we have to settle accounts carefully?" Alice thought for a while, and added, "Miss Cecilia, you are not married yet, so you won't understand. "

"Is...is it?" Cecilia looked suspiciously, feeling that Alice's reason was too far-fetched.

Alice deliberately lowered her voice, and secretly said to Merlin, "Don't explain our relationship to Miss Cecilia, just let her continue to misunderstand."

Merlin looked at Alice and pulled her hand away, wondering what Alice was doing?Why not let yourself explain?Being misunderstood is a headache, right?

"It's our seminary!" Cecilia looked out of the car window with a surprised smile, "Master Merlin, take a look..."

"Huh?" Merlin looked in Cecilia's direction, and his expression suddenly became unnatural, because he was facing the statue of the Goddess of Light, a guy he hated very much.

But other aspects are still very good, typical Gothic architecture, full of sharp feeling.

"How is Lord Merlin? Isn't he beautiful?" Cecilia asked excitedly.

"So-so." Merlin replied awkwardly, not ashamed to say that he wanted to tear down the seminary.

Alice held back her laughter by the side, knowing that Merlin hated things related to the Holy See, even if the Seminary was splendid, Merlin would not say it was beautiful.

"So-so?" Cecilia was stunned, and then her eyes widened. "It must be that your vision is too high, so you don't care about this place at all, right? As expected of Mr. Merlin..."

"No...it's not..." Merlin responded awkwardly, "It's just that in a good city, suddenly a group of holy sticks from the Holy See broke into it. It's really disturbing. It's simply spreading cults openly."

"Master Merlin, Great Britain has a good relationship with the Holy See. How can it be called a cult? Queen Elizabeth personally approved the construction of this seminary..." Kyle was a little puzzled.

"It's a cult. Those gods are full of lies. As for their devotion to God, it's even more ridiculous. They're all motivated by profit." Merlin criticized the gods of the Holy See unceremoniously.

"Master Merlin, believers will throw eggs at your words." Kyle dripped a drop of cold sweat on his forehead.

"Hmph! It's just a fool." Merlin snorted coldly, with a tough attitude.

"Don't worry about him, he just likes to look at the Holy See through colored glasses, it's useless to say more." Alice said with deep feeling, and then asked, "Miss Cecilia, as a student of the seminary, What do you have to learn every day?"

"Pray for world peace, sing hymns together, repent for the sins you have committed that day, practice the magic of the light department, and listen to the lectures of the priests." Cecilia replied while thinking.

"Sounds... a bit boring?" Alice frowned, thinking that she had been a warrior of the Holy See, so she didn't need to do such messy things, and in the end, strength came first.

"It's not boring! We also teach exorcism!" Cecilia said seriously.

"Exorcism... exorcism?!" Alice had never heard of this subject at all.

Merlin frowned, feeling that it was not a good thing, it seemed to be used to deal with demons like himself.

"Yes, the discipline approved by the Pope in recent years is..." Cecilia thought for a while, and counted seriously, "Prick the devil's balls with silver needles, stuff garlic into the devil's nostrils, A blunt silver instrument piercing the devil's ass..."

"Day..." Merlin's face darkened, his brows were furrowed, and he thought with black lines all over his head.

What kind of messed up moves are these? !

Even stabbing chrysanthemums came up, so inhumane!

Now I seriously suspect that the priest who opened this subject is a gay!

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Chapter 4

Merlin's face darkened, thinking that this is a new exorcism move developed by someone! ?Certainly not a normal person!

He suppressed the anger of wanting to demolish the seminary, wishing to kill a priest who taught exorcism, and protect the chrysanthemums of the vast number of demons.

Although Merlin is a different kind of demon and is not afraid of silverware, it does not mean that other demons are not afraid.

The devil will feel pain when it touches the silverware, and stabs the chrysanthemum with a silver weapon. This pain is so painful, it is not too exciting.

"Pfft~!" Alice couldn't help laughing, and looked at Merlin with a strange look.

"Miss Alice, don't laugh, exorcism is a very serious matter." Cecilia said seriously, as if she felt that she was underestimated.

"Sorry, sorry, I know it's a very serious matter, but I still can't help it... Puff~" Alice imagined the scene of Merlin being stabbed in his ass by a silver weapon. .

"Don't laugh, put away your sexual fantasies and be serious, okay?" Merlin glanced at Alice angrily.