I Brush Attributes from Ghosts

"Son, I regret it, I think I should have shot you to the crematorium in the first place." Wang Quan replied.

After a while, the two once again routinely fought each other, arguing with each other, showing the charm of Chinese characters.

Not long after, Wang Quan asked curiously.

"Son, which ghost are you in the Yin Division? How core is it? A senior cadre of the Yin Division? Or the direct subordinate of the king of the Yin Division."

Wang Ping didn't answer, he didn't want to reveal it now, he was going to whet his appetite with his father.

"Hey, guess what?"

"Son, do you know that curiosity can suffocate people, is it a direct subordinate of the king of the underworld, or a senior cadre?"

As he said that, Wang Quan thought of the most impossible possibility.

"It can't be the king of the underworld. Don't tell me that I am the king of the underworld. My heart can't stand your father. I'm afraid that if you say this, I'll have to go to the ICU later. I was shocked to death by your words."

Wang Ping frowned slightly, and raised a bitch-like smile.

If people who are familiar with Wang Ping see this smile, they will know what it means.

As long as Wang Ping shows this smile, he will definitely make trouble again.

Wang Ping said leisurely: "Father, you are really right, it is the king of the underworld, and the king of the underworld introduced me to the female king of the underworld, and said that he would introduce someone to me."

A smile blossomed on his face.

Wang Quan was silent, and then replied.

"Son, you must be lying to me, Papa knows."

In the next second, Wang Ping responded directly.

"Father, do you think this kind of thing can be joked? It must be true. The king of the underworld is nice to me and even became friends. Then he insisted on introducing the female queen of the underworld to me."

"Father, how can you give birth to such a handsome son, even the king of ghost organizations like Yinsi is attracted to me."

"Now the female queen of the Yin Division has agreed to my pursuit. Your future daughter-in-law may be the king of the Yin Division, and you are now the old man of the Yin Division."

Wang Ping couldn't help laughing at the end, he could imagine his father's fucking face.

In fact it is.

Longyuan Province, in front of the stone gate of Wangling.

Wang Quan was holding the phone, with a fucking expression on his face. He always felt that Wang Ping was lying to him, but he also felt that it might be true.

This feeling seems to be dominated by a mysterious force from the East.

"My son, you said you were handsome, but I only saw you as handsome, but I didn't see you as handsome. Do you know that there is an allusion to describe your attitude towards me now?" Wang Quan calmed down.

"What allegory?" Wang Ping was a little puzzled.

"Your current attitude is "girl's panties"—pretentious."

"Sorry, dad, I'm actually the Taishan Beidou in the world of pretense, understand?"

King Quan then fell into a soliloquy.

"Why didn't I think of such a coquettish operation, the female ghost of the Yin Division, this is the best way to deal with the Yin Division, disintegrate them from the inside, and empty them."

"No! I'm going to visit the king of the netherworld too. I remember my grandfather said that the netherworld seems to have three women, maybe four or two. I didn't remember these, I made a mistake."

"I don't know which one it is, but it's okay, just ask when the time comes, just don't crash the car."

"Uh..." Wang Ping was stunned.

Dad wouldn't really be fooled by his own jokes and make him really go to the king of the underworld, right?

At this moment, Wang Quan asked Wang Ping.

"Son, do you know the Demon King of the Yin Division?"

"Charm King?" Wang Ping was stunned subconsciously, and asked back.

"Huh? You don't know the King of Mei? That's a good idea. You must not be dating the King of Mei. Then I will be the king of Mei. It's such a happy decision!"

"Son, it seems that you don't know the identity of King Mei, so let your great and all-knowing father tell you."

Wang Quan looked overjoyed, humming and chirping, finally had the opportunity to show off his holiness in front of his children.

Returning to Huaxia from the Nether King's Cave these days, Wang Quan originally came to Huaxia with an inflated heart and an excited heart, ready to pretend to be a wave in front of Er Zai, after all, he has become very strong.

However, Wang Quan found that there was no way to pretend to be aggressive in front of Wang Ping, because Wang Ping was even more pretentious than him, such as the younger generation of Huaxia, Bai Ze, 800 years of Taoism and so on.

Recently, he also came into contact with the world of exorcising ghosts, and heard various stories about his son smashing Wang Ping, such as the 40-meter machete dedicated to killing female ghosts, the cemetery mountain suppressing one party alone, the headshot of Hitler, and the subjugation of Saddam, etc. wait.

The more he heard about Wang Ping's deeds, Wang Quan was so shocked that he almost became a girl's heart.

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Chapter 340 Seven Men Are All Ancient Beasts "Three-legged Golden Pollution"

Now it's finally a chance to pretend to be a wave in front of Wang Ping.

Wang Quan felt that he could only show himself to Wang Ping in terms of intelligence and information.

"Son, King Mei is one of the kings of yin qi. It is rumored to be a fox ghost, also known as a fox demon, commonly known as a vixen. I am going to pick her up."

"Father, you are looking for a vixen to be my stepmother." Wang Ping said in shock.

"Son, what you said is correct, but why you tell the truth makes me want to beat you up."

At this time, Wang Ping ignored Wang Quan's words, and was thinking about it while standing on the side of the road waiting for a taxi.

If Dad really fell in love with the Mei Wang of the Yin Division and successfully hooked up with him, how would he introduce Mei Wang to others in the future?

Wang Ping thought that when he and his stepmother met Zhang Hao and the others when they went out in the future, he would have to say, "Everyone, let me introduce you. This is my stepmother, a vixen."

Afterwards, Zhang Hao and the others should blame themselves, "Wang Ping, how could you say that about your stepmother, she is also your stepmother anyway."

At that time, I calmly replied, "What are you talking about, my stepmother is really a vixen."

"Hahaha, boy, am I crazy about my idea, make a vixen, this is a real vixen."

Faced with his father Wang Quan's excited words, Wang Ping couldn't help but strike.

"Father, Hu Yao is also a fox ghost, your trick is just the rest of my trick."

Yes, Wang Quan's idea of ​​hooking up with a vixen, in Wang Ping's view, Huyao is also a fox demon, he and Huyao have known each other for a long time, so it can be regarded as a fascination with Huyao.

"Naughty animal!" Wang Quan was distraught and indignant.

Fortunately, Wang Quan and Wang Ping were talking on the mobile phone at this time, and there was no one who knew them nearby.

If Zhang Hao, Shangguan Jianguo and others were by their side and heard their conversation from beginning to end, they would definitely shout a word in unison.

What a pair of beast father and son!

It's too beastly, what do you think of Yin Division?Can you give Yinsi some respect.

If the ghosts of the underworld were here and heard the conversation between the two, they would be so angry that they would be so angry that they would die on the spot.

How come the Yin Division has become a place for the two of you to pick up girls? The Yin Division is a ghost organization, okay? It is a terrifying ghost organization that can threaten the world.

The current Yin Division has never imagined that there are two "beasts" who are thinking of dealing with the Yin Division. It is not that the ghost exorcists want to kill the Yin Division, but to "engage" the Yin Division.

It can only be said that ordinary people cannot understand the brain circuit of this pair of beast father and son.

"Slip away, son, I'm going back to the Nether King's Cave, I have to tell your Grandpa Zeng about the book of life and death, finish talking sooner and come out to find the King Mei!"

Wang Quan hung up the phone, turned around and said to Rogers beside him.

"Rogers, I have to be more of a kid in my crotch, come back to the Nether King's Cave with me."

"Guawazi King Quan, are you really looking for King Mei?" The corners of Rogers' mouth twitched.

"Nonsense, all the bullshit has been blown out, what can I do if I don't look for it? Let's go, go back to the Nether King's Cave, and then go to find out about the King Mei. "

Rogers: "..."

For some reason, Rogers felt sympathy for Yin Si for a moment, feeling that Yin Si was going to be ruined by these two Dogecoin father and son.

Then Rogers replied: "I think Mr. Wang Tongtian will break your leg if he knows that you are going to seduce King Mei."

"Heh! Even if I have a broken leg, I want to go soak!" Wang Quan put up a flag.

……

Huaxia Pengcheng.

Wang Ping put away the phone and took a taxi back.

On the way back, Wang Ping did not forget to show a warm man, and sent a V letter to King You.

The Demon King: "Are you home yet?"

Xiaoye: "I'm home, I didn't realize that you would still send care messages."

Demon King: "Are you kidding me? I am a standard warm man with caring eyes.jpg"

Xiaoye: "I can't see warmth from you, only filth."

The Demon King of Dirty Demon: "You have to know that men are all ancient gods and beasts "three-legged golden dirt". Dirtyness is a man's nature, with a straightforward smile.jpg."

Xiaoye: "I think most girls don't like dirty people."

The Filthy Demon King: "What you said is correct, but, if a girl falls in love with a dirty boy, she will "love dirty as hell"."

Xiaoye: "Only Chinese characters can make your filth come into full play."

Demon King: "That's right, those coquettish and slutty languages ​​in foreign countries can't compare with my Great Chinese language at all. For example, the island language. They curse people back and forth like Bagayalu and Ahhou."

"But our Chinese language is different. To sum up the swear words, you can't finish swearing without stopping for two or three days."

"Moreover, the greatness of Chinese characters can be seen from novels and literature. Our Chinese characters can perfectly express the thoughts in our hearts and reflect them vividly."

"English, Daowen, and Bangziwen are not good. Sometimes their words can't express what they think in their hearts at all. They can't express their true thoughts and emotions in common words, and they can't describe the imagination in their hearts."

"This is why foreigners are fascinated by our Chinese fantasy novels. Chinese fantasy novels can depict grandeur."

"I personally think that Chinese characters are the most sound and complete languages ​​in the world."

Xiaoye: "I can't see that you still admire Huaxia?"