I Brush Attributes from Ghosts

"You are really the demon king." King You shook his head and sighed.

"I am over-flattered."

"You are so filthy, I suspect that you have never had a girlfriend, there is a saying in modern times, be lonely." King You recalled what the King of the Night said before.

Hearing this, Wang Ping, who was waiting to enter the movie theater together, came alive and showed an inscrutable smile.

That kind of smile, there is a sense of superiority that the world laughs at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others who can't see through it.

"You're wrong, just because I'm dirty doesn't mean I don't know how to flirt with girls. I'm not bragging about my flirtatious skills. That's old bullshit. From junior high school to high school and university, as long as the girl I like, You can't talk without me."

King You is now interested, is this little dirty still a master at flirting with girls?

She was very curious about Wang Ping's method of teasing girls.

"tell me the story."

Wang Ping cleared his throat.

"Junior high school and high school, I am a top student, so whenever I take a math test, as long as I see a beautiful girl sitting next to me, I will tell her that I will copy the answers for you later."

"Then when the exam starts, I will only give her half of the answers, and tell her to give me your phone number, otherwise you won't get the other half of the answers."

Speaking of this, Wang Ping said with emotion.

"A lot of high school bullies are so-so boys who don't know how to use their own advantages at all. When they like girls, they only show off their grades in front of them, or teach them how to study. I don't understand. What do you want a teacher for?"

When the people around heard Wang Ping's words, their expressions changed, especially those who used to be academic masters, their faces were full of fucking.

This is the real way to become a master of learning, so many years of study have been in vain.

A father and son standing in line behind Wang Ping, only heard the son who was about to be a junior high school student, and suddenly said to his father who raised his head.

"Dad, I want to study, I want to go to cram school, I want to become a master, I want to be a goddess!"

Father of junior high school student: "..."

Among the two gay friends standing in front of Wang Ping, a suspected scumbag laughed at the gay friends beside him.

"You idiot, look at other people's academic masters, and they are looking at you. Fortunately, I was a scumbag back then, so I don't need to care about these things."

People around were looking at Wang Ping, noticing You Wang beside Wang Ping.

They were thinking, is this how the innocent girl next to the young man was picked up by her?

King You ignored everyone, and asked curiously: "Then why did you flirt with girls in college?"

Wang Ping heard the words and spoke out.

"You don't need skills to flirt with girls in college, you just need two words, hint."

"Hint?" You Wang looked puzzled.

"Yes, it implies that at the university level, girls are no longer ignorant, and they already have an understanding of society and the world."

"So all I have to do is hint at the girl I want to pursue, either that I'm rich, or that I'm a dick, or that I'm talented."

"Girls, it's nothing more than spiritual needs and physical needs. Spiritually, you imply money or talent. Physically, you know."

King You was speechless, refreshing his understanding of Wang Ping and this modern society.

At this time, a chubby young man in front of Wang Ping turned around, his eyes lit up, and he put on a face of humbly asking for advice.

"Brother, can you teach me how to flirt with girls? I want to chase after a goddess, a very beautiful goddess, but because I'm fat, I don't know how to get her contact information."

Wang Ping looked at the fat young man and patted him on the shoulder.

"Young man, don't hang yourself on a tree. If you really want to chase after me, I'll teach you a way. Take the elevator with your goddess. The first thing you say when you strike up a conversation is haha. I didn't expect it, take the elevator with me." The air is all chubby."

"If you say that, the goddess will sympathize with you and think you are a fool. Maybe you can be her spare tire, like being a father, so she will give you a V signal."

"In this way, you have been successfully promoted to a backup. As for chasing goddesses, you just need to find a few more goddesses. You need to know that if you serve as a backup for 1 goddess, then you are a backup."

"But if you give 10 goddesses as spare tires, then the goddesses will be your spare tires. Quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes."

hiss!

There were gasps one after another, and the people around were stunned.

King You was dumbfounded, Xiao Di's brain circuit... In the words of King Ye, isn't it called a strange brain circuit?

At this time, the people around heard Wang Ping's words, their eyes changed, and there was a kind of surprise and pity.

If everyone does this kind of operation, is the goddess still a goddess?Goddesses are reduced to spare tires.

The goddesses must have never imagined in their dreams that the spare tires they chose actually stepped on dozens of boats, and they were the ones who were greened.

"A master!" The fat young man admired, because he couldn't find any rebuttal to Wang Ping's words, and felt quite reasonable.

When the movie started, Wang Ping and You Wang walked into the movie theater.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Wang Ping found You Wang looking at him.

"I'd love to know how many girlfriends you've had."

"Are you asking about inflated? Or warm?"

King You: "..."

After that, Wang Ping and You Wang finished watching the movie theater, and after eating, it was already sunset.

Taking a look at the sky, King You spoke lightly.

"It's late, I'm going back."

"Okay, let's go slowly." Wang Ping hails a taxi for King You, but he doesn't offer to pay.

"Aren't you going to send me off?"

"I sent you home the first time we met. It seems that I am very frivolous. I am a person who uses brains, not a person who uses chickens to do things."

"I think you don't want to pay for the taxi."

"Oh! Woman, what nonsense are you talking about?"

King You didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and immediately got into a taxi.

Just as the car started, Wang Ping suddenly put his head into the car window and asked King You.

"By the way, we've been on a blind date for a whole day, do you want to take a look around?"

King You smiled for the second time: "Let's go."

She agreed to go on a date with Wang Ping, not because of how good Wang Ping was, on the contrary, after getting along with Wang Ping all day, she only saw Wang Ping's filth and stinginess.

But because of these, King You wanted to see her around. She thought that maybe she could learn and see clearly the bad nature of men by being with Wang Ping.

All in all, Wang Ping's "outspoken" performance today successfully aroused King You's curiosity.

King You didn't realize that love between a man and a woman often starts with curiosity...

Then the two added the V signal.

Jingle Bell!

Watching King You leave, the phone in Wang Ping's pocket rang, and the caller ID showed, Dad Wang Quan.

"Hey, son, what's the matter with you today, your wings are stiff? You don't answer your loving father's caring calls all day? Could it be that you are dating?"

"Dad, you're right, I'm dating."

"Oh?! I'm really dating, hahahaha, then it looks like I'm going to hug my grandson, and your great-grandfather is going to hug his great-great-grandson, son, are you dating Chu Lili or Zhang Yan, or are you two shooting together? ? I agree with 3P."

"No, Dad, I'm dating a ghost from the underworld."

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Chapter 340 The Sixth King's Power Has Been Blown To The Heart Of A Girl

After Wang Ping's words came out, Wang Quan, the old man on the other end of the phone, suddenly lost his temper and fell into a short silence.

Not long after, Dad Wang Quan yelled out in a shocked tone.

"Son, tell me again who you said you were dating?"

Wang Ping chuckled: "I'm talking to ghosts from the Yin Division, and they're not ordinary ghosts from the Yin Division, core members."

He purposely did not reveal his guessed identity to King You, in order to show off his holiness in front of his father.

Silence, the other end of the phone was quiet again.

In Longyuan Province, which is far away from Pengcheng, Wang Ping was stunned in front of the stone gate of the royal tomb.

At this time, Wang Quan had a ghostly expression on his face, as if seeing Zhenzi sleeping with Grandpa Calabash Baby, he was stunned and shocked.

Are you dating a ghost from the underworld?What the hell is it a core member?It's so awesome.

next moment.

"I'm Cao! Er Zai, are you planning to use a chicken to infiltrate the vagina?"

"Father, what you said is too vulgar. What do you mean by using a chicken to infiltrate the Yin Division? It is obviously my righteousness that has attracted the core members of the Yin Division."

Hearing this, Wang Quan's mouth twitched.

"You are upright? Come on, you came out of my dick. I don't know what you look like, but you are still upright. I think you are only arrogant."

Having said that, Wang Quan paused slightly and continued.

"Son, I figured it out. You have cultivated 800 years of Taoism with your f*cking arrogance. You are so f*cking flamboyant. You actually went to hook up with the ghosts of the underworld. Why didn't I think of it!"

Wang Ping coughed violently. Fortunately, his father, Wang Quan, was not here, otherwise he would definitely be able to see Wang Ping's expression, which was a look that had been seen through.

Wang Quan didn't know that he was playing a joke unintentionally, and guessed the origin of Wang Ping's Taoism right in the middle.

Wang Ping Daoxing really came out of "show".

After coughing lightly, Wang Ping returned to his humble appearance.

"Father, you are right. I am the Daoist who came out of the show, enter the Tao through show, prove the Tao through show, and I will be king in show. If I become king in show, who dares to say emperor!"

"Son, I beg you, father, be a human being, I don't want my son to be a dog coin, otherwise I am a dog when I become a father." Wang Quan curled his lips.

"Has the dog eaten yet?" Wang Ping responded with a cold and warm tone.