A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

Ling Dao squinted: "The sword dance can only be seen in Yanjing. If you are not a swordsman, how can you understand the sword dance? Why don't you change into a female costume and dance?"

"You don't need to wear women's clothes, but if you really want to see my sword dance." Bei Gao smiled and raised his legs: "Come, come, take off my shoes."

Ling Dao was stunned: "What does the sword dance have to do with taking off your shoes?"

"...This child may be able to use it to grind ink." Bai Jue glanced at Lingdao, shook his head and said, "Give me some fennel beans."

Bei Gao covered the plate with his palm: "It's not much, it's not much, I only have this plate left, if you want it, ask Ling Dao to get some."

Le Luo couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "Bring me a few dishes too."

Ling Dao was about to slap the table, but Quincy had already said, "It's not a sword dance, it's not magic, and there's no circus. I just want you to catch a thief."

A playful smile appeared on Le Luo's indistinguishable cheeks: "What thief?"

"A strange thief who has become famous internationally is wanted by [-] countries, but he lives at ease. Interpol, federal agents, and agents from various countries all want to catch him, but none of them succeed." Quincy spread his hands. : "This monster's approach is very classic. He likes to issue a crime invitation letter before committing a crime, saying that I want to steal something from you. So far, he has never missed a single time."

Bai Jue squinted: "Does he have a title called Bandit Commander, or someone called Lupine the Third, or else he is actually a girl named Kamikaze Joan of Arc..."

——Haven’t the phantom thief themes of the last century been consumed long ago?

Bei Gao was also taken aback for a moment, and said with a strange expression: "It seems that he has never come to Shenzhou to steal anything, otherwise he has either been incorporated into the Central Nine Divisions or Tiance's dog leg, or he has been thrown into the sky prison to eat chicken leg box lunch .”

"He is still very famous in the Western generation. I don't know why, but he has not set foot in the Asian region. Maybe it is professional ethics." Quincy said according to the script: "He has stolen a lot of things, and every time he caused a lot of sensation. Steal the wig of a leader of a certain country in public, then throw it on top of another bald leader, steal the crown of the British royal family, the hoard of the German royal family, and even the holy relics."

"Among the things he did, the most famous thing is that he stole the holy relics of the church in the holy city of Jerusalem. This was originally the goal of the Vatican and Hassan, but he stole it before he did it."

"Then it's really not easy for him to be alive. He offended the church and Hassan's two forces in the dark." Bai Jue has a basic understanding of the composition of the world structure. In the current world, the forces of the Vatican and Hassan , comparable to the national level, but not affected by the country.

The Vatican is a country where theocracy is united, and the supreme leader is the Pope.

In the first year of AD, in fact, the first heroic spirit was Jesus. Because he was recognized and gifted by the principles of civilization, every pope is a heroic spirit, and there are twelve apostles, a saint, and several saint.

Although a small country with few people, the number of heroic spirits and apostles keeps the Vatican's combat effectiveness at the top level in the world.

The Vatican borders Italy and does not interfere in Italy's internal affairs, but in fact, it can be said that the Vatican is protecting Italy. Otherwise, Italy's IQ would have been shot to death by France and Germany long ago. As for why it protects Italy, Because cannibals have short mouths and short hands, there is no agricultural and animal husbandry industry in the Vatican. From daily necessities to electricity, the supply is all dependent on Italy, which can be regarded as a symbiotic relationship.

The influence of the contemporary Vatican is also top-notch in history. He not only inherited the position of Pope, but also has the position of Lord of the Holy Throne. In the name of the Church, he has adjusted wars around the world. The battle of demon survey started and made a great contribution to the stability of the world.

To return to the original topic, the issue about Jerusalem has never been completely resolved because of religious issues.

Hassan, the Assassin sect, is a hero who believes in Islam and regards Jerusalem as a holy city. Similarly, in the eyes of Christians, Jerusalem is also a holy city, and in the eyes of Judaism, it is also a holy city...so tear it up .

It is not surprising that this strange thief had the guts to steal the holy things in Jerusalem and offended both black and white forces. He was wanted by eighteen countries.

"Although he stole it, he returned it later...not only did he return it, but he also sent one cent to Hassan and one cent to the Vatican." Quincy spread his hands: "No one knows what he did To the point of dividing the same thing into two parts... one part should be an imitation, but no one can tell whether it is true or not, and they all think that what they have in their hands is real, so this matter has subsided for the time being."

Bei Gao sat up a little bit: "Let's not mention the method, but the result is good. What does this have to do with my next after-hours activities?"

"It's very simple." Quincy said mysteriously: "He sent out a notice letter, saying that he was going to take away the treasures that were on tour in Kyushu."

"Ah, it really is this kind of development." Bai Jue was not surprised at all: "Did I enter Conan's set by mistake?"

Altair asked with some interest: "What is it?"

"Holy relic." Quincy said, he turned around and took off the red cloth on the table: "Bingzi Shulin Sword, one of the weapons handed down from the era of the First Emperor since the founding of the Shenzhou Empire, is regarded as the The empire is one of the few swords and weapons that have been handed down outside, it is said to be a sword, but it is actually a knife."

Under the red cloth, a well-preserved Sui knife appeared in front of my eyes.

"Emmm... What the hell?" Bai Jue was startled: "What about the tour exhibition?"

"Because I bought it." Quincy spread out his hands: "It's nothing to be shocked about. It originally belonged to Shitennoji Temple, not the state-owned Kyushu Island. In this case, if you want to buy it back for collection, it's just the price. A question of high and low."

"Sui Dao..." Bei Gao took a few steps closer, took a closer look, and soon his eyes moved, and he lost interest: "There is no aura of a heroic spirit. It is not appropriate to say that it is a holy relic, it is just an ordinary A sword that has been handed down from generation to generation, there are hundreds of thousands in Yanjing, it is nothing, and only Kyushu Island will take it as a treasure."

"So, why did the strange thief want to steal this Sui knife?" Altair asked.

"A thief who wants to steal something doesn't need a reason." Ling Dao, who hadn't spoken for a long time, opened his mouth. He curled his lips, looking unhappy, like an awkward child: "What kind of strange thief disturbs the normal social order. Sooner or later will be brought to justice."

Quincy tilted his head: "Have you ever been stolen by this strange thief?"

Ling Dao's face darkened: "Really... He stole my dignity. I am a dignified Interpol, federal agent, and crime slayer, but I was played around by him. This is simply unbearable!"

Le Luo explained with a dry smile: "Lingdao's real identity is actually the Interpol. This time I came to Kyushu Island to catch that strange thief. It was just a coincidence that we came to face Ji. We went to Shitianwang Temple earlier to try to Convince the other party to cooperate and let him carry out the security work, but the other party refused. I thought this time it was a waste of time, but I didn't expect that the thing is here..."

Ling Dao patted his thigh: "It's called stepping on the iron shoes and finding nowhere. It doesn't take much effort. Bingzi Shulin Sword is here, just a few steps away. Let's see how he stole things in front of us." !"

"He's going to steal things by the wee hours of the morning, and we'll just have to wait for him here until the wee hours," Quincy said.

Zhengtai spread his hands: "Actually, I don't have any security measures here, and I don't have any laser detectors. There are only a few pairs of naked eyes. In theory, the difficulty is very low..."

Theoretically, the difficulty is very low... Bai Jue glanced at Lingdao who was already on alert, then at Beigao, and finally stopped on Quincy.

——Just kidding, one apostle, two heroic spirits, and a savior standing by, this is simply a perverted hell-level difficulty, right?

Bei Gao smiled and didn't answer.

Le Luo stared at the sword: "Are you too relieved?"

On Quincy's cute face, he wrote the words "Come and get it at will": "I don't particularly mind if this sword is stolen by him, because even if it is stolen, it will be returned to the original owner soon, but as a sideshow, Really good, right?"

Ling Dao said solemnly: "It will never be stolen, I will guarantee my integrity! Now I have seen the dawn of victory!"

Le Luo snorted lightly: "Do you still have integrity?"

Bai Jue was also afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so he smiled kindly: "Since you said so, then I will accompany you too. If you fail to catch this strange thief this time, you will wear women's clothes and write a row of orthographic characters on your thighs." How about taking a selfie and posting it in the group to be judged by all the gays?"

Ling Dao glared, gritted his teeth and agreed: "Okay! For women's clothing, ah bah, for catching thieves, I want to squeeze out my full potential!"