The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

Xuexue groaned in pain, and Fatty, who sat up on his knees, hugged his head and wailed, "I hate Li Haoran the culprit."

Li Haoran couldn't hear Fatty's grievances, so he didn't laugh. After the laughter stopped, he said seriously: "Of course I don't mean to discriminate against any local dialects. I know dialects and I'm proud of them. But if you can't speak Mandarin well, There are barriers to communication and work efficiency will be low, so, when you encounter this kind of problem, do you stay or not?"

"The efficiency is low, you can boil the frog in warm water!"

"Booming in a trance!"

"I'm a brick and I'm proud!"

"..."

The barrage answers are always so strange, Li Haoran raised two fingers, and said simply and neatly: "The second question is to buy a house."

When it comes to housing, it is undoubtedly the pain in the hearts of all Beidiao.

Li Haoran deepened their pain, with [Sound on the Scene] skill blessing, said in a very low voice: "I am the host of the news channel, and I know the daily life in the capital very well, and I know that now I want to gain a foothold in the capital than my senior brother Ning was even more difficult in those days.”

"First of all, housing prices are the key to dissuading the enthusiasm of Beidiao. Even if they don't buy a house, Beidiao still have to face the problem of renting a house."

"Many young people wandering outside have been deceived by "black intermediaries" and "second landlords". The advertisements say that the refined decoration is actually a simple decoration, and that the simple decoration may be a foundation. Even if you rent a simple house in a remote suburb, the rent is also high. Extremely expensive, but also facing the sudden termination of the contract by the landlord at any time, and the situation of being homeless."

"Secondly, traffic. In big cities like Beijing, Shanghai, and Guangzhou, the time spent on buses and subways ranges from one to two hours to three to four hours a day. We're going out in a few o'clock."

"Buy a car? First, you have to lottery the number. If you buy it, you have to limit the number. You can drive for only a few days a week, and you have to face traffic jams. It's better to take the subway."

What Li Haoran said was the bloody facts. Countless Beidiao people who heard it burst into tears and felt sad, and the emotional Beidiao girls couldn't help crying.

They are suffering! !

The barrage seemed to feel the pain of the North Drifters, and the audience was full of discussions. The theme was still how to raise funds to beat Li Haoran who told the truth.

"Hey! I really want to hit him! What are you talking about? I just got a crow's feet from laughing, and now I have another one!"

"My friends, my hands are so itchy! Can you shit on Li Haoran?"

"Fuck, hit him! Hit him!!"

"I want to sleep with him!"

"I want to sleep with him too!"

"Li Haoran is mine, no one can snatch it from me, he is mine!"

"..."

Chapter 52 Raising funds to beat Li Haoran violently (asking for a reward, asking for a collection)

Li Haoran, who has Bruce Lee's skill card, is not afraid of being beaten. He poured poisonous chicken soup into the hearts of the North Drifters with a sad face, and the poisonous North Drifters vomited blood.

"Parents are proud of you, and relatives and friends in your hometown are also envious of your high income. Only you know how much effort you have put in and how much suffering you have endured for this."

"Others envy you living in the capital, being well-informed and enjoying top-notch infrastructure. However, the Forbidden City does not belong to you, the CBD does not belong to you, and even the suburbs do not belong to you. You have houses with an average price of [-] to [-] yuan , a hopeless lottery car, the risk of being replaced at any time, and the pressure of income approaching the ceiling.”

"During the day, you are a senior white-collar worker in the most prosperous CBD, talking about millions of orders. When night falls, you squeezed the subway for two hours before returning to the place where you live. The room is dark and empty, and you Like a lonely ghost who just wants to sleep, so all the pomp is vanity."

"So, you start to envy "poetry and distance", want to go back to your hometown, don't have to worry about house, car and work, walk to work every day, use the time you save to play ball, have dinner, and see your parents every day , enjoy the luxury of being able to go home for lunch at noon..."

"Thinking about it makes me feel happy, but at the moment of decision, you still hesitate."

"Others are returning home with great military exploits, but you fled back to your hometown because you couldn't get along. You are afraid that others will tell you behind your back: He came back because he couldn't get along in Beijing, Shanghai, and Guangzhou?"

"You don't care about those people's comments, but you are afraid that a few years later, the girls and boys who drifted north with you have already settled in the capital. They have extraordinary temperament and exquisite clothes, while you are ordinary, bloated and old. You're afraid that you'll feel ashamed and regretful that you didn't take the plunge when you were young, and that feeling will break your heart..."

"So, you are confused again."

The article is made by nature, and it is occasionally obtained.

The [Brilliant Literary Brilliance] skill of this generation of Peking University talents made Li Haoran think in Chinese in his mind, and a large number of Beijing drifters who were poisoned in chicken soup burst into tears for three thousand miles, and the screen was full of weeping expressions.

Li Haoran has a speech skill that makes people feel on the scene, and what he talks about is what all the North Drifters have personally experienced, or are about to experience personally.

Especially the self-esteem that is not willing to be ordinary is so right.It is this self-esteem that makes them give up the comfortable life in their hometown and live a life of walking dead and intrigues in the city.

I have no face to go back, and I am not willing to go back!

Who is to blame for this, they can only blame themselves, and the grief deep in their hearts has been blaming themselves, devouring their hearts like bone-eating worms! !

……

"Li Haoran, please stop talking! I'll kneel down for you, okay?"

"Li Haoran, you are wearing other people's shoes and walking in other people's way, so that others can't find the shoes and the way!"

"It's so sad. If cutting off my hair means cutting off my memories, will I lose my memory if I cut my head bald?"

"I wanted the paper airplane to take me into your heart, but it crashed halfway, Li Haoran, why are you so deadly?"

"Beipiao really hurts. When I don't have money, I eat wild vegetables at home alone; when I have money, I accompany clients to eat wild vegetables in the hotel. What the hell I'm eating green!"

"..."

The barrage discussion was very lively, and countless Beidiao poured out their hearts. Li Haoran also concluded: "To sum up, we will find that the house price is actually what blocks the dreams of countless people in Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, right? It cannot be earned in a lifetime. The high prices make people desperate."

"Yes, yes, damn the price!"

"Yes, yes, damn the price!"

"Damn the house price, it's so expensive!"

All Bei Piao agreed with him from the bottom of his heart, feeling that Li Haoran had finally become a good person and said what was in their hearts, there is still hope!

Unexpectedly, when this guy said this, he suddenly said cheaply: "Now the housing prices in the capital are getting more and more expensive, and ordinary people can't afford it at all. Of course...We CCTV can-share-rooms."

I was talking about something painful, but Li Haoran suddenly started to act aggressively, Junyi's face was full of embarrassing smiles, causing the audience to boo unprepared.

The barrage yells at the slut, the slut! !

The North Drifters were choked to the brim, and the spraying of water was happening all over the country. It is conceivable that Li Haoran has increased the performance of the computer repair business!

Li Haoran didn't know it, and continued his performance with surprise on his face. He said in the eyes of the audience: "When I heard that there was such a good thing, I went to the housing management department on the first day of the report. As soon as I pushed the door, The teacher looked at me and said, "Is there something wrong?"

After saying that, he bent down and acted like a groveling slut, Li Haoran said with a sleazy, pink|tender rookie appearance: "Hello, I'm new here, do you have a room? Hehe!"

Standing up, imitating the old man of the housing management department, saying: "New here, come in, come in, sit down! How big do you want?"

"Wow!" Li Haoran's face was full of surprise, and he was so angry that he couldn't pay his life: "You can choose it yourself! I said: How big is your place?"

Standing up, she said with fingers: "We have one-bedroom, two-bedroom, and three-bedroom studios, and we still have a studio of [-] square meters. Do you want it?"

The bullet screen is full of blood-vomiting expressions, people are more angry than others, and the money they earn can't afford a toilet in the capital. How can the host of CCTV be so cool? !

……

"It turns out that the low salary of CCTV hosts is an illusion. No wonder Zhu Jun, Dong Qin, and Bai Yansong don't resign. It's so awesome to hide rewards!"

"So angry! I really want to kill this bitch!"

"Qi is also white. No matter what Li Haoran said, he is a one-in-a-million host and a Peking University talent recommended in advance. Whether it is "expelled" or "forced to drift to the north", not everyone can say such words and open such a speech. Just kidding, everything should be based on strength."

"Yeah! Not everyone's name is Li Haoran, and not everyone is recommended!"

"Northern, Shanghai, Guangzhou, love? Come? No? Come, every sentence pokes your heart!"

"Beipiao is said to be particularly able to endure hardship, but I thought about the five words "specially able to endure hardship". After careful consideration, I have to admit that I only achieved the first four."

"Li Haoran is driving like crazy! As the saying goes, there must be a road before the mountain, and I can't stop even if there is a road."

"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard!"

"..."

Chapter 53 Super Talented (asking for rewards and collections)

"I said I wouldn't dare to live in a [-]-square-meter studio! Who can bear to leave my house for the Spring Festival Gala every day. I said it should be smaller."

"He said that the smallest one is also available, and there are different floors, different lighting, and different scenery. Which one do you want?"

Li Haoran's brash, ostentatious, and ostentatious performances continued. Amidst the boos of the audience, he waved his hand and said generously, "I'll just say basement."

"He said, you young man is really not picky, well, then it's settled, let's line up!"

Surprised on his face, Li Haoran asked in confusion amid bursts of laughter: "Line up? What do you mean by me?"

Standing up straight, Li Haoran pretended to turn the page in a playful way, and said with his upper body: "The director of the housing management department said: Take a look, the central station came in, and all the employees lined up to allocate rooms. Let me look in front of you! Oh! …more than 300.”

"Hahahahaha!!"

"Look, look, in front of you are Sa Baning, Zhu Jun, Sister Ni, and Teacher Zhao Zhongxiang. You see, Teacher Zhao has been queuing for more than 30 years!"

……

"Hahahaha! This cross talk is cheating!!"

"Manual @SaBaNing, Sister Ni!"

"Stand-up comedy, this is, you really deserve to be a Peking University wit, eloquence is 6666, everything is organized, humorous, and fun!!"

"too talented!"

"..."

The audience was successfully amused by Li Haoran's stand-up comedy, Li Haoran said with a teary expression: "I said, do you think I still need to rehearse? The teacher said, don't forget your original intention! Just wait!"

When it comes to not forgetting the original intention, Li Haoran first burst into laughter, because since the ratings of "Tonight's Post-80s" hit the street and the sponsors withdrew, Wang Zijian has always said that the program should not forget the original intention.

At this moment, being teased again, Wang Zijian, who was caught off guard, smiled wryly. The Wang Jianguo around him were already laughing like crazy, and their hands hurt from applauding.

Even the cornerstones of China's talk show industry in the future think Li Haoran is amazing, let alone ordinary audiences, they are so critical that they have already double-clicked 666 in their hearts!

The two peerless beauties, Zheng Xing and Fat Di, were even more admirable. They lamented that CCTV had limited Li Haoran's ability. Ever since he landed on "Non-Summit Talks", Li Haoran has drifted away. This is the real Li Haoran! !

After the applause fell, Li Haoran returned to his normal tone, and sighed: "Of course, I didn't wait, because I can't afford to buy a house in Fu|li. Now the capital's house price is 100 to [-], and the internal housing of our CCTV is one The square meter is at least [-] yuan. I calculated it. If you want to live in a [-]-square-meter mansion and live and work in peace and contentment, you need to save more than [-] million yuan. Wow, I made up my mind at that time... I must go back to my hometown, it is too expensive rise!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

"Li Haoran is muddy!!"

It was such a punctuation again, and the audience laughed cooperatively, but this time they didn't stab them in the heart, so they didn't judge this guy!

The audience let Li Haoran go, but he didn't let himself go, he said: "I'm sure there are many friends who say that I'm full and I don't know if I'm hungry, and the house price outside is seven or eight times that of CCTV's internal housing. what?"