The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

How embarrassing are you for the scumbags! ! !

Chapter 50 Peking University Returns Luggage Haoran! (3/3 seeking collection)

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

"Hey hey hey..."

There was a lot of shouting and cursing on the barrage, and the strange screams of the audience were also deafening. More than 200 voices were heard in the recording room of more than 500 people.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

Li Dan, Chi Ma, and Wang Zijian laughed loudly, and Zheng Xing and Fat Di, who were watching the live broadcast, had stomach cramps from laughing.

This guy is really cheap!

"Li Haoran, where is the glorious tradition of China? Where is the glorious tradition of Peking University? Where have they all gone? Modesty is a virtue!"

In his live broadcast room, Zheng Xingxiao, who watched the live broadcast of "Tonight's Post-100s" with more than 80 million fans, had a sore cheek and followed the barrage army to launch a barrage.

Her more than 100 million fans also joined in, and the word "hammer him" covered the iQiyi video in an instant. If you don't turn off the barrage, you really can't see Li Haoran's cheap and handsome figure clearly.

Compared with Zheng Xing Meimei, Fat Di's smile is even lower. He was lying on the sofa amused by this coquettish remark, and a pair of crystal clear feet beat the sofa pillow vigorously, as if he was kicking Li Haoran. beated!

Li Haoran was not affected in the slightest, and devoted himself to continuing his performance, tilting his head and muttering to himself: "So you see, after I got this notice, I was very conflicted, I was thinking, go, So far away? Far away from home, relatives, friends, but why not go..."

"I have a premonition that the big move is coming, and I'm ready, Li Haoran, please start your performance!!"

"It feels like Li Haoran has been led by his senior brother Sa Ning, a young man who is only 20 years old, what a crime!"

"Peking University is still entangled, what a mess! How can I, a junior college student, be so embarrassing, raise funds to beat Li Haoran, who will pay for it?"

"How many children have been harmed by the exam, and how many honest children have learned to cheat, Li Haoran, it's muddy!"

"Shameless, is this the patriotic and straightforward boy I know?"

"Have the demeanor of Xiao Yueyue, don't pull me, I want to beat someone!"

"..."

Amidst the sound of nuclear energy warning in front of the bullet screen, Li Haoran did not forget his original intention and lived up to the expectations of everyone. Regret, no choice, let’s make do, all kinds of emotions lingered on his handsome face, sighed and said: "But I won't go...Peking University It's okay too!"

Peking University can also! ! !

Peking University can also! ! !

Peking University can also say that this sentence can be called the finishing touch of Li Haoran's performance. The brightest part, when it shines on the stage, the entire studio, TV, and computer fell into a deathly silence.

After the silence lasted for a full three seconds, the barrage completely boiled over. The fans were all overwhelmed. They were hurt by this sentence, and the souls of junior college students were bleeding.

Nima!Peking University is okay too, how embarrassing it is for you to let us be scumbags! !

……

"Peking University is okay??? It's okay??? Meow, meow, I really want to kill this guy! This guy needs to be hoisted and hammered!"

"Pretending to be invisible hurts people the most. I'm so mad, can you wash him? I really want to hit him!!"

"Second Battalion Commander, where is Lao Zhi's Italian cannon?"

"Damn it! How cheap, I'm injured, where are the medics?"

"Li Haoran, you are Pikachu's younger brother, right?"

"Let's make a price in the same city! Li Haoran, I'll let you run 39 meters first!"

"Let's make a price in the same city! Li Haoran, I'll let you run 39 meters first!"

"My God, Li Haoran, you are simply a king!"

"Li Haoran, you were not like this at the time, you changed in just a few days!!"

"..."

The barrage campaign to raise funds to beat Li Haoran was in full swing, and Li Haoran's aggressive performances never stopped.

Shaking his head regretfully, he pretended to be coercive: "Really, you think, if you accidentally receive a recommendation letter from Tsinghua University, your life will be ruined, it will be ruined!!"

"Damn it, there is no end to mutual blackmail in Qingbei!"

"Again @李建和失大甜teacher, your alma mater has been hacked!"

"The feud between Peking University and Tsinghua University has a long history. I look forward to the future when Li Haoran and Li Jian are on the same stage. Both are surnamed Li. They are both talented musicians. Will they fight?"

"Tsinghua came to destroy me, and I am willing to let Tsinghua destroy me!"

"I think Li Haoran is none other than Li Haoran, who is the most powerful newcomer. When he is bragging, he can also hate Tsinghua University by the way!"

"agreed, agreed!!"

"..."

Netizens commented a lot, Li Haoran shrugged his shoulders and persuaded himself: "So I think Peking University is okay, so let's go!"

In the midst of another strange cry, Li Haoran did not give the audience a chance to criticize him, and continued: "After arriving in the imperial capital, everything you have experienced today, such as crowding the bus, subway, living in the basement, eating instant noodles, everything All of this..."

Li Haoran's sympathetic tone made many Bei Piao feel sorry for him, and felt sad for a while, and couldn't help but burst into tears emotionally!

Their lives in Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen were much worse than what Li Haoran said. They couldn't eat enough, got up earlier than chickens, slept later than dogs, and endured the anger they had never endured, just to survive in the city!

The barrage was full of emotion for a while, and compared to the suffering of the vast Beidiao, Di Lieba was very fortunate. After she set foot on the land of God's City full of hope, she was very lucky to meet Yang Mi and did not experience Beidiao. Drift everything that has been experienced.

The North Drifters sighed with emotion, while the audience felt the strong conspiracy of pretending, and all of them concentrated for a while, waiting for the blow of the nuclear energy warning.

Still living up to everyone's expectations, Li Haoran did not forget his original intention, and said with a smirk on his face: "All of this... I have never experienced it, I have never experienced it... Hehe!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!!!"

The laughter almost knocked over the roof of the recording hall, and there was a barrage of condemnation, but they also calmed down a little. After enduring this wave after wave of blows, their poison resistance was already very strong.

"Life in Peking University is still comfortable!"

Li Haoran made an advertisement for his alma mater with a cheap smile, Li Haoran's face became serious, and he said seriously: "Of course, I was looking for a job after graduation, wow! During that time, because you must have a free period, You want to rent a house and live independently in the imperial capital, wow... during that time..."

"High energy ahead!"

"Continue high energy ahead!"

"Liu Neng is pulling papa in front!!"

"..."

[I arrived in Lanzhou at one o'clock last night, and I still have to take the train today. I will post three chapters to save the draft, and I should be able to arrive at my hometown at noon tomorrow. Then I will write with peace of mind. I will burst out fifty chapters first, and I will try to update as many as possible later. How much does it count, less than ten chapters, more than five chapters, I hope all readers will support and support Pujie, come here for flowers and tickets, I will add more when the data is ready]

Chapter 51 The Cheap Attributes of CCTV Hosts

Amidst the dense barrage warnings, Li Haoran did not forget his original intention, and with a snarky laugh, he said angrily: "Ha, I was admitted by CCTV, and this free dormitory continues, ah !So I have passed through such a period of regret in my life... Yes, regret! I have no experience! What a pity!!"

Invisible pretense is the most irritating, and you clearly know that he is pretending and you can't do anything about him, which is even more annoying.

The angry person jumps three corpses, the living is irritated to death, and the dead is irritated to life.

Li Haoran's pretentiousness can be called Xiu, Tianxiu, Chen Duxiu, and Zhong Tiandi's smart show, and everyone who hit him vomited blood three times, and silently endured the contempt of the king from Xueba.

As Li Haoran became popular, more and more of his deeds were made public.

When his father passed away due to illness when he was young, Li Haoran learned from it painfully. From a mischievous and troubled boy to a genius student in the whole province, he was specially recruited by Peking University, the highest university in China, at the age of 16.

After joining CCTV four years later, she shined on the silver screen with lightning speed, spreading light in the entertainment industry, becoming a popular fried chicken and a pillar of CCTV in the future.

It is no exaggeration to say that Li Haoran's life is full of legends, and he can definitely be the leading actor in an idol drama. He needs to be good-looking, capable and capable, so perfect that no one can criticize him.

It's not good for Nima to hit people like this!

The bullet screen was full of complaints, and raising funds to beat Li Haoran became the mainstream again. This time, even Zheng Min was calling on fans to beat Li Haoran violently.

That's too cheap. In this life, she is a student of Tsinghua University, okay?

The atmosphere was extremely warm, Li Haoran finally stopped being funny, and said seriously: "So I personally think that when it comes to Bei Piao, I will mention three points to you, and you must pass this test."

Putting up a finger, Li Haoran said: "First, the language barrier, because you don't speak Mandarin, it is difficult to communicate, I have a colleague who was expelled, he went to interview for a program, after the interview, because he couldn't find The voice actor, he dubbed the voice himself, and then when all of us reviewed the film, his eerie voice came out of the film."

After a pause, Li Haoran's face became indifferent, and the Hakka dialect with a nasal sound spread into everyone's ears: "After drinking green onions, there is only one kang, and there are fifteen silvers on the kang. What these fifteen silvers do every day, It's sticking!"

"Hahahaha, I'm already laughing so hard, dialect Xiao Wangzhi!"

"Is it Hakka?"

"Listen to the missing person notice in my Hakka dialect: Looking for a wife, two pots of female goose, wife with twisted braids, willow leaf eyebrows, high-nosed mother."

"Changde dialect, is this?"

"I convulsed from laughing on the sofa. Li Haoran speaks the dialect very well! The dialect is exactly the same as that spoken by our principal."

"My stomach hurts from laughing, you are so talented, the host of CCTV is worthy of the national team, so disgusting!"

"..."

The barrage laughed, and the applause was thunderous. Li Haoran translated with a shocked expression on his face: "My God! There is only one kang in a village, and there are fifteen people on the kang. What they do every day is to slap faces. This is a What kind of case?"

Laughter continued, Li Haoran said non-stop: "When the last translation came, there was only one mine in this village, and there were fifteen people in the mine. What these fifteen people do every day is to drill holes."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"666666!!"

"I choked on phlegm from laughing!!"

"Be better, my appendix wound is about to burst!"

"Brother, be careful! Hahahahaha!!!"

"Brother, be careful! Hahahahaha!!!"

"..."

The whole audience was laughing like crazy, Fatty burst into tears from laughing, one accidentally fell under the sofa, fell to the ground, and his forehead, which was not much better just now, was injured again.

"Hiss...it hurts so much! Li Haoran blames you!!"