The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"The goalkeeper passed the ball to the goalkeeper, the Huaxia team continued to attack and pass the ball! Oops! The Chaomo team grabbed the rebound and destroyed the ball!"

"My God, my God, my God... Li Xiufu shot a long shot from 30 kilometers away, and the ball hit the crossbar and flew out of the baseline..."

"The Chaomo team got a free kick in the front court. The free kick was very close to the goal. It had already reached the center circle. The Huaxia players lined up as a wall. This defensive line is very characteristic. It is all Huaxia girls. Only one player was seen. Two legs, four legs for two players, eight legs for three players... Hey! Did I make a mistake in my calculations!"

"..."

Li Haoran was broadcasting live with enthusiasm and devotion, and every time he broke out a golden sentence, hearty laughter broke out from all over the country.

The barrage has not stopped for a while, and the density has reached the highest peak since the broadcast started today...

"I laughed so hard. If Han Qiaosheng invented the stream of consciousness explanation, Li Haoran carried forward this art of explanation."

"I have come up with a rule. When Li Haoran was explaining the game, he looked at player A in his eyes and thought of player B in his mind. When he said player C, he actually meant player D. The audience thought it was player E. .”

"Hahahaha, the summary is too incisive, Li Haoran's stream of consciousness is so ridiculous!"

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Chapter 243 Please let me go (5/8 please order, please reward)

"The goalkeeper passes to the goalkeeper, how do you pass it? After grabbing this rebound, do you use your hands to play football? A long shot from 30 kilometers away, I am almost drunk!"

"Hahahaha... God damn one leg and two legs, Li Haoran is muddy!"

"Li Haoran's commentary is like an old lady's foot wrap, smelly and long..."

"I don't think so, I think Li Haoran's explanation is as short and powerless as the articles written by many novel authors!"

"Yes, yes, use jokes directly! Fei~ what a nonsense."

"Wearing other people's shoes and walking in other people's way, so that others can't find the shoes and the way. Li Haoran, how do you let Mr. Han Qiaosheng live?"

"There has been such a Hangzhou native in hundreds of years——Li Daxiba, Li Haoran, and Teacher Li."

"I am a flower on a cliff, and no one sees and praises me."

"..."

The barrage was bursting with laughter, all kinds of ridicules emerged one after another, and the screen of the entire live broadcast room was blown up densely. It was very lively and joyful.

With Zhu Yu, the teacher of Han Qiaosheng in front, Li Haoran once again demonstrated the stream of consciousness explanation. The audience did not criticize it too much, but found it very interesting, with a sense of inheritance in it.

Fans appealed to Li Haoran to host "World Soccer", or "Basketball Park".

All right!Lou, as always, would get crooked while chatting.

This is a normal operation in any live broadcast room, and Li Haoran's live broadcast room is no exception!

Back to the topic, football is one of the three major balls in the world, the competitive sport with the largest number of fans, and the sport with the largest capital operation.

It has long been obvious how popular the five major European leagues, the Champions League and the World Cup are, and there are reasons why women's football is not popular.

First of all, football pays attention to confrontation, passion, and teamwork. The Champions League perfectly demonstrates this. Technology and passion coexist. The genius flashes among superstars make people excited and bloody.

The women's football team may not be bad in terms of teamwork, but it is an indisputable fact that they are inherently weaker than men's football in terms of confrontation and technology.

And the World Cup has not been completely extinguished. Although the teams I like are eliminated one by one, the lean camels are bigger than the horses. No matter how bad the top four is, there are still superstars in the Champions League. How can the women's football match in the Asian Cup make them interested? .

Just look at this game schedule and you can see how underappreciated women's football is!

Which brain|disabled AFC official arranged for the Women's Asian Cup to be played during the Men's World Cup?

Of course, the AFC officials may not be brainless. They did this because women's football is purely a money-losing product. It doesn't matter when the game is played, and it doesn't matter if the time is right. Anyway, no one will watch it no matter how hard it is.

Unexpectedly, Li Haoran was very successful tonight! !

Relying on his terrifying influence in his hometown, relying on the terrifying copywriting endowed by [King Talk Show], relying on his proficient stream-of-consciousness interpretation, he made the ratings of CCTV Sports Channel the top spot in one fell swoop.

It can be said responsibly that Li Haoran's sharp commentary has retained a large part of the audience. For the ordinary people who watched the live broadcast, there are no good programs on Tuesday anyway, so it is better to stay in Central Five and watch Li Haoran's jokes.

It can be said responsibly that Li Haoran's sharp commentary has retained a large part of the audience. For the ordinary people who watched the live broadcast, there are no good programs on Tuesday anyway, so it is better to stay in Central Five and watch Li Haoran's jokes.

Li Haoran didn't let them down either, [The King's Talk Show] was running at full power, and the hilarious football jokes popped up one after another, making countless people pee with laughter.

The game on the field was very intense. Chaomo's free kick almost broke the goal of Huaxia. Fortunately, the goalkeeper rushed bravely and blocked the ball from the bottom line, refusing to equalize.

Heaving a sigh of relief, Li Haoran shook his head very 'regretfully' and said: "I have to say that the Chaomo women's football team is like a computer. Coach Park Jung-hui needs an anti-virus hard drive!!"

"...!!!" Li Chunji.

Li Haoran: "In the future, the players of the national football team must strengthen their physical fitness and confrontational training in their usual training, so as to adapt to the intensity of the competition. Otherwise, they will fall down like a tumbler...shoot the goal... Oops! The ball was thrown down by the referee, what a pity!"

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"Hahahahaha..."

A tumbler made countless people laugh, and Li Haoran said with heavy eyes: "I want to say, we only lead 1:0, and there is not much time left for the Chinese team..."

People who understand football burst into laughter when they heard this sentence. Although Li Haoran said it seriously, it seemed that he was really worried that the women's football girls did not have enough lead.

But if you have watched the CCTV host comment on the national football game, you will easily understand where is the joke in this sentence?

This is a bitter joke that only Chinese people can understand! !

There is not much time left for the Chinese team...not much...not much...

This sentence has recently become popular in Weibo circle of friends. Enthusiastic netizens commented on all the CCTV anchors of the national football game, edited together the sentence that appeared most frequently in the commentary, and made a Rap song with magical music, which aroused fans. Widely discussed.

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Li Haoran often swipes the headlines on Weibo these days, how could he not have read them, and at this time he said it so solemnly, if he didn't do it on purpose, the fans would rather watch the national men's football game together to lose ten years of life.

Dare to speak out such a vicious punishment without fear, which shows how sure the fans are that their guess is right, and how much they understand this idol who turned out to be born.

Of course, the damage they caused to the national football players is also tons and tons! !

For the Nth time, the national football players who watched the live broadcast were urged to lie down on their guns, and the tears they had just wiped away poured out again. They looked at the various jokes on the screen with blurred eyes, and their hearts were pierced.

"Li Haoran, my mother, why did you say this?!"

"Li Haoran, if you are like this, your show "Tucao Conference" still wants to invite us?"

"We absolutely... promise, please, please forgive us, please?"

Li Haoran didn't know the complaints of the national football team members. After he finished his speech, he looked at Li Chunji, who was broadcasting in Korean, and continued his explanation with a cryptic grin.

“战况真是够惨烈啊！百灵鸟足球场每一寸草皮都在进行着最为激烈的争夺……好球，断球了断球了断球了……啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……”。

Chapter 244 Hey! (6/8 ask for full order, ask for reward)

The quarter-finals of the 2014 Women's Asian Cup is in full swing. On the TVs of thousands of households in China and the mobile screens of tens of millions of people, CCTV sports host Li Haoran is full of "professional" talk non-stop.

"The 17-year-old Wang Shuang catches the ball. She is the striker of the women's football team... dribbling the ball and dribbling the ball... Eh, fried meatballs, Wang Shuang can actually fried meatballs... Ugh! I was wrong, it should be called Marseille It's right to turn around... What? You said this is a tail flick!"

"Facing the sea, the spring is warm and flowers are blooming. Wang Shuang is almost near the goal. The goalkeeper Chaomo is 1 meters tall and weighs 82 kilograms. She is a heavyweight goalkeeper. I don't know if she can defend..."

"Wang Shuang hit the goal, ah ah ... the ball scored ... 0: 2, Wang Shuang scored the first header of her game, ginger is still old! She hit the ball into the Huaxia team's gate with the speed of thunder and jingle bells..."

"Uh! It's the gate of Chaomo team!"

The moment Wang Shuang kicked the ball into the goal of the Chaomo team, the entire Lark Cloud Football Stadium exploded instantly, and 3 people stood up unanimously and applauded this wonderful goal.

Wang Shuang's goal was really wonderful. In the 64th minute of the game, after receiving a through ball from Li Xiufu, Wang Shuang passed the defense of Park An Nai and Park Jung Nai, dribbled the ball to the right side of the penalty area and passed them again. Left-footed volley from the top corner of the goal 117 points.

One-stop past four defensive players, such a goal is a classic, Wang Shuang perfectly demonstrated his super personal ability, and almost reinstated Messi's legendary goal.

"Oh oh oh oh oh!!!!"

"Come on! Come on!! Come on!!! Come on!!!!"

The stadium was boiling, and Li Haoran's so-called hysterical roar rang through the audience all the time. His vigor and energy were no worse than that of European football commentators. Listening to it made people's blood boil.

The voice of Chaomo commentator Li Chunji was directly covered by Li Haoran. Of course, she couldn't say anything at this time. What did she say when she was 0:2 behind?

On the land of China, the great Jin Pangpang's light can't shine brightly, and can't form a Buffalo blessing for the Chaomo women's football team. No matter how powerful her voice is, the players playing on the field have no time to listen to it!

Looking at Li Chunji, whose face was full of black lines, and Li Haoran, who was yelling nervously and blushing with excitement, the audience laughed collectively while their blood boiled, and the bullet screen exploded.

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"I have to say that Li Haoran's commentary is so hot that I get goosebumps all over my body, but can you stop being funny! I'm having a good time! Why do you make me soft with a joke, how embarrassing it is!"

"I admire Li Haoran the most when he said it in one breath: She scored the ball into the goal of the Huaxia team with such lightning speed and jingle bells. Who can tell how many seconds it took?"

"Knowing deep-fried meatballs, Marseille maneuvers, and flicking oxtails, Li Haoran seems to know a little bit of football!"

"I was directly killed when Li Haoran commented on Chao Mo's goalkeeper. I was 182 tall and weighed 28 kilograms. Is this normal? Is this normal? Can this be considered a heavyweight player?"

"Kicking the goal, Wang Shuang scored her first header of the game. I can't do it here."

"Jiang is still old and hot, and the young national football player will make new achievements. I lost here!"

"I was killed when Li Haoran said it was the gate of the Moss team, after Li Haoran was clearly wrong, I laughed so hard!"

"The commentary is more exciting than the game series..."

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The barrage was boiling, and Li Haoran's commentary did not stop. He clenched his fists and shouted: "Great! Great!! This powerful volley is simply too powerful, and the ball went into the net..."

"The score was still tied at 1:1. The moment the ball flew into the goal, the referee's whistle blew. The goal was counted. There was no offside, no offside. The score became 2:0, and the Huaxia team led by one point... ..."

"I must focus on introducing Wang Shuang. She is simply a female Messi. I am definitely not making random comments when I say this. Wang Shuang is a player who is both entertaining and practical on the field. If No. 10 Li Xiufu is (adbj ) spiritual core, then she is the true core of women's football."

"Although Wang Shuang is only 17 years old, according to the data, Wang Shuang has brought honors to the Chinese women's football team many times, and has left many wonderful goals, passes, and extraordinary. Her football is indeed masculine. .”

"At present, Wang Shuang has confirmed to join the European giants Paris Saint-Germain women's football team. Now, Wang Shuang is expected to become the brightest star in this Asian Cup. There will be another game after this game. I look forward to the take-off of Chinese female Messi!"

"I would also like to add that Wang Shuang, who has a monthly salary of 2000 yuan, is so good. The men's team of the national football team, are you ashamed? Shouldn't you write a [-]-word self-criticism?"

After all, the live broadcast of the football game on the CCTV Sports Channel, Li Haoran didn't want to criticize the men's football too sharply. After speaking, he changed the topic and continued to praise Wang Shuang eloquently.

But this paragraph is enough to cause hatred. Wang Shuang, who is so powerful, earns 2000 yuan a month, and the annual salary of those white chickens is tens of millions... Tens of millions? ? ? ?

The more I think about it, the more unbalanced it becomes, the fans are blown away...

"Fuck, it's real or fake, 2000 yuan, the dishwashing girl got more than that!"