The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"..."

The barrage was boiling like fire. After the referee signaled, the players from both sides returned to the player channel to wait for the game to start. Li Haoran and Li Chunji also began to interact and chat.

During the process, Li Haoran once again showed his high EQ. Li Chunji, who made witty remarks, was speechless many times. How could the host Chaomo be Li Haoran's opponent?

The game started soon, and Li Haoran said solemnly: "Friends from the audience, hello everyone! Welcome to the women's Asian Cup quarter-final match broadcast live by CCTV. We have just passed the traditional festival of Qixi Festival in our country. Here, I wish everyone a happy new year!"

"Hahahaha... This funny comparison, imitating Mr. Han Qiaosheng, bad review!"

"To actually imitate Mr. Han Qiaosheng, I have a premonition that Li Haoran might be going crazy!".

Chapter 241 A Novelty Football Commentary

The fans are astute, their guess is right, Li Haoran really intends to be funny.

The task of the system is to win the first place in the audience ratings of tonight's game, so the copywriting given by [King Talk Show] alone will definitely not be able to complete the task, it must be done in two ways.

First show off your peerless copywriting, show off your talent and style, and create a passionate feeling and atmosphere, and then you have to hold on to the rest.

After all, it will always look tedious, too much emotion will be hypocritical, too much copywriting will be disgusting, and it needs some funny adjustments to form a perfect chemical reaction.

Li Haoran doesn't know what the ratings are now, but he is afraid of the unknown. In order to prevent failures that he has never experienced before, he can only work hard and try his best to kill all the variety shows today.

Fortunately, today is Tuesday, and the ace variety shows such as "Happy Camp", "Running Brother", "The Voice of China" and so on have not been broadcast, and there is only one episode of "Tornado Girl" which is not a cause for concern.

Li Chunji yelled at the camera in a regular manner, and Li Haoran introduced the female players with a smile from time to time. When the two of them were fighting each other, a series of activities in the center of the court were quickly completed.

Under everyone's gaze, the Chaomo team got the right to choose sides, and the Huaxia team got the kick-off right.

With Ma Xiaoxu's kick-off kick to Yang Li, the quarter-finals of the 2014 Women's Asian Cup officially kicked off...

At this time, Li Haoran no longer needs to control his speaking rhythm, nor need to worry about Li Chunji, [King Talk Show] skills are fully activated, and the jokes are frequently explained.

"Well! Now the Huaxia Women's Football team controls the ball. The No. 7 player Sharp of the women's football team controls the ball. They played a 2-over-1 cooperation and passed the ball to No. 18 player Sharp."

Speaking of this, Li Haoran frowned his beautiful sword eyebrows, as if he felt something was wrong.

Holding his chin handsomely and thinking, Li Haoran raised his sword eyebrows as if he had figured it out, and continued to talk nonsense in a serious manner: "Well, we know that there are many brother players in world football, like the Laudrup brothers we are familiar with in Denmark. , there are De Boer brothers in the Netherlands, and there are Sharp sisters in the Chinese women's football team~~."

"I'll go, Li Haoran is muddy, their name is clearly not Sharp, okay, you just introduced the women's football players, okay?"

"Hey! Li Haoran has really lost his temper again. Fatty knows everything about him."

"Li Haoran's copywriting is good, and the level of football commentary is so-so, so he started talking nonsense with pure jokes."

"Sabbi upstairs, I like to watch Li Haoran like this is swollen. Listening to his commentary on the game, I, a person who has never watched football, don't feel bored!"

"Is this really good? After all, it's the quarter-finals of the Asian Cup. Is it really good to be so skinny?"

"Brothers upstairs, Mr. Han Qiaosheng dared to explain that in the World Cup, why didn't Li Haoran dare? You think the CCTV hosts are too serious."

"Without Li Haoran, the audience for this game would not exceed [-]. If there is no Li Haoran, CCTV may not broadcast this game. If there is no Li Haoran, we will not know that women's football is so good!"

"Yes, believe me, the first two paragraphs of copywriting are enough to make this unknown competition go down in the annals of history, explain it with jokes, it's more than acceptable!"

"Yes yes yes, don't be so harsh! Li Haoran is not a professional football player after all, he also used jokes to comment on football during the live news broadcast!"

"..."

The bullet screens on CCTV and Mango TV are full of different opinions. The fans who like it firmly support the idol, while the black fans who don’t like criticize Li Haoran for not being professional enough. There are many discussions and endless quarrels.

The bullet screens on CCTV and Mango TV are full of different opinions. The fans who like it firmly support the idol, while the black fans who don’t like criticize Li Haoran for not being professional enough. There are many discussions and endless quarrels.

Li Haoran didn't know anything about it, and explained loudly with all his heart: "Pass the ball, No. 18 Sharp passed the ball to No. 21 player, her name is... Sharp, eh! Why is the name of No. 21 player also called Sharp? "

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Low, did it on purpose!"

The fans laughed and peed, and the mushroom house also burst into laughter.

Just now Li Haoran almost used two paragraphs of copywriting to make them feel numb, moved to death, and passionate to death, and now he amuses them with a few short sentences, the atmosphere is too lively.

He Jiong, Huang Lei, and Zhou Xingchi all admire Li Haoran's ability. Li Haoran's solo show is simply wonderful, with both depth and comedy effect. It can be watched as a big movie. I really don't understand why this kid is so versatile. of?

The men were envious, Little H barked, and the only two female stars hugged and laughed.

Fat Di and his second sister Zhang Xiyi's funny ways are very exaggerated, but I have to admit that they are very eye-catching.Especially Fat Di, compared with Zhang Xiyi, I know how beautiful she is! !

The live broadcast continued, Li Haoran was stunned, and forced to explain: "` 々It may be like this, the players may only have their surnames printed on their jerseys, these female players may all be named Sharp, like Chao Moss, there are not many players with surnames Park? By the way, there is the surname Sharp among the compound surnames?"

Seeing Li Haoran staring at her, Li Chunji pointed to her nose, a little bit disbelieving that this young man would ask her about this foreigner, damn, my old lady knows the last name of a ghost.

The joke was successful, Li Haoran said solemnly: "Is it..."

Li Chunji, who couldn't help but roll her eyes before she finished speaking, answered how did I know, Li Haoran suddenly jumped up, clenched his fists and roared loudly in front of the camera.

"Shooting...the goal was scored...the goal was scored...the Huaxia team led 1:0, the player who scored the goal was No. 11 of the Huaxia team, she is our hero, please remember her name together, her name is— —Sharp...uh!"

The heart-piercing voice stopped suddenly, (Qian Qianhao) the hysterical Li Haoran froze in front of the camera, while the audience watching the live broadcast burst into laughter.

"Hahahahaha..."

"Booming in a trance!!"

"Li Haoran is so funny, his acting skills are quite good! It's a pity that CCTV doesn't do movies and TV shows!"

"I'm dying of laughter, Li Haoran's enlightened expression is so funny, did he really float up, or did he do it on purpose?"

"It should be... floating up!"

In the live broadcast room, after more than ten seconds of silence, Li Haoran sat back in his chair and apologized with shame on his face: "Oh... I'm sorry, viewers, I misunderstood, Sharp is the sponsor of this year's Women's Asian Cup."

"This ad has a bad review, how can it be so beautiful and refined!"

"Pretend? Continue to pretend? I have prepared this set of stalks, but I still burst out laughing!".

Chapter 242 Explanation of Stream of Consciousness (4/8 for full subscription and reward)

When Li Haoran was training at CCTV, his mentor Zhang Shaogang said: Once the host encounters an "accident" on the air, he must not be entangled in apologizing or repeating the accident, but skip it directly and use the most serious attitude Continue to broadcast the news.

If you do this, the audience's thinking will be filled with other news content one after another, gradually forget that mistake, and the rhythm of the live broadcast will not be disrupted.

As for whether it will be included in the CCTV host's mistakes collection, or whether the leader deducts the small money, it depends entirely on the individual's fate!

Li Haoran and Zheng Wei have been training hard at CCTV for a full three months, so they naturally understand this point, know how to connect to the live broadcast, and have a complete set of emergency plans.

After experiencing a major 'mistake' just now, Li Haoran immediately changed the subject wisely and continued to explain the game: "Let me tell you an interesting news. So far, there is a very interesting coincidence in this Asian Cup, the total number of goals scored and the number of goals conceded The total number is the same, 156!"

After Li Haoran finished speaking, the fans who watched the live broadcast were speechless, but their curiosity was also aroused, especially those with mild obsessive-compulsive disorder, they directly picked up their mobile phones and searched.

"Uh! The same number, isn't this forcing me, a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder, to seek proof?"

Fat Di has a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder, and muttered to tap the phone with his slender fingers. After a while, he looked at the second sister of 887, and said depressedly: "I actually checked it with my phone, and found nothing!"

Hearing this, Zhang Xiyi rolled his eyes for ten thousand years, and said speechlessly: "Can't you guess that Li Haoran is deliberately deceiving people?"

Shaking his head wanting to cry but without tears, Fatty smiled wryly and said, "I know, I just can't help it."

"I didn't expect you to be a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder!?"

"Yeah! I have this symptom."

"Pang Di, you have to pay attention. If a woman still has obsessive-compulsive disorder at the age of 30, she may directly become an eighth woman, and her menopause will come early."

"...Second Sister!!!"

"Okay, okay, Fatty is not a mother-in-law, but Li Haoran was so funny just now! Sharp, why is it all Sharp, and there is such a commentary as him?"

"Pfft!"

Fat Di covered up his coquettish smile, like a blooming flower, his big eyes squinted together, he giggled and agreed: "That guy Li Haoran is just a joke, he must have done it on purpose."

"I guess it was intentional, but it's really funny."

After a pause, Zhang Xiyi commented: "Although the women's football girls are good, (acfd) is undoubtedly worse than the men's football in terms of skills, tactics and viewing. Fat Di, what kind of eyes do you have? I'm talking about men's football from other countries. Is your men's football good?"

Fat Di and Zhang Xiyi chatted happily, and the last sentence of contempt for the national football team made the national football team members cry in the toilet again, why are they so unpopular!

There was constant laughter in the mushroom house, and at this time the barrage in the live broadcast room had already stopped.

Many obsessive-compulsive patients like Fatty have also searched on Baidu Encyclopedia. The AFC is so far behind that the statistical data does not have the total number of goals. It is too tiring to search one by one. Let's talk again.

"It made me search for a long time, Li Haoran, why do you talk more nonsense than Mango TV's advertisements?"

"Li Haoran: Hee hee! My character is good, and my parents are not worried."

"Li Haoran, can you not be skinny, do you believe that I can't slap you off the wall even if I slap you?"

"Ask how much you can worry about, just like a pint of snow beer, how can you watch the game without wine?"

"Ask how much you can worry about, just like a pint of snow beer, how can you watch the game without wine?"

"Li Haoran's part just now was too funny, why is it all Sharp, do you have a PY deal with this company?"

"Boss Sharp is going to faint from laughter. Li Haoran's advertisements are too elegant and elegant, and the advertisement fee is not paid."

"..."

Li Haoran couldn't see the barrage, but he could see the women's football girls on the court celebrating wildly, applauding with smiles on their faces, and said loudly: "Some audience friends may have just opened the elevator, let's report the score again, now it's Chaomo Women's Football 0 :1 ahead of the China Women's Football Team."

"Pfft! What a joke!"

"Okay! I didn't realize it for a while, the elevator, can you still lead by 0:1?"

"Li Haoran, do you know that your sister Li Yanran is so handsome?"

"..."

Of course my younger sister Li Yanran knew, and now she was sitting with her mother in the Lark Cloud Stadium, cheering like a little devil, shouting and shouting non-stop.

My mother is much calmer than Ma Daha's daughter, but the proud smile on her face has never stopped. From time to time, she points in the direction of the recording room, telling the "neighbors" that Li Haoran, who is currently broadcasting science, is my son, and has won praises again and again.

The football field was boiling like fire, and Li Haoran's football commentary like Zhong Shenxiu didn't stop.

As time went by, he uttered golden sentences frequently, witty words, and the most important thing was that the emotions were in place, and it was difficult for the passionate voice to make the female anchor Chaomos sonorous and powerful again.

Li Chunji's basic skills are really good. She can defeat many hosts with her cadence and non-ventilating "insert me with green onions", and her level can be compared with Hua Shao's speaking speed.

It's a pity that Chao Mo's system is doomed not to be funny, not to tell jokes, but to broadcast in a serious manner, so she can only be very sad when she encounters Li Haoran, a time traveler who is cheating.