Master Xing made the atmosphere a bit chilly, Huang Lei hurriedly laughed and joked: "Hao Ran, just blow it up! Anyway, we haven't been to Peking University, have we?"

He Jiong realized in a second, and rescued the scene and said: "That's right, the most shameless person, it seems that we are going to give Li Haoran a hard time!"

Li Haoran's reaction was also not slow at all, and he yelled in disbelief: "How could you do this? I just performed so hard just now, not to mention the performance fee, you are still crossing the river and tearing down the bridge..."

The three people's reactions successfully made the bullet screen laugh out loud, and also made the laughter under the arbor keep 0...

After laughing, Jackie Chan asked the question Master Xing had just asked again, and Li Haoran said, "I belong to... a school bully in Peking University."

"Yoooooo..."

Fat Di and Zhang Xiyi booed him, Da Hua and Yuan Hong screamed strangely, and He Jiong directly teased: "I've heard of the school belle, what is the school bully?"

With a smile, Li Haoran proudly explained: "School bullies are those who specialize in managing school belles, called school bullies."

After he finished speaking, he blinked his eyes, with an expression that you know He Shouwu, and the Li Haojian mode was once again honorably launched.

Everyone had known for a long time that this guy would show off, but they still hid their faces speechlessly.

Li Haoran was completely unaffected, and continued to whisper: "Or the school bully is specially managed by the school belle, and this is also called the school bully."

Everyone was even more speechless. Fat Di rolled his eyes and said, "Li Haoran, why don't you look like a good student to me?"

Shrugging his shoulders, Li Haoran said as a matter of course: "All the good students have gone to study, it is very difficult to become a school bully. Without my 2.0 school bully, how will the school belles spend their four years?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

Several young people screamed strangely again and again. Fatty didn't understand the deep meaning, but he also understood the superficial meaning, and said angrily: "Then you...for example, you are a freshman, what are you doing?"

The three old seniors were on the scene, Fatty was really embarrassed to perform the scene of "Sassy Girlfriend", so he could only change the subject in such an embarrassing way.

Li Haoran straightened his back when he heard the words, and CCTV host Fan Er went up again and used the Spring Festival Gala to broadcast the report: "When I was in the first grade, I was a director. I was the deputy director of Beijing University Radio and Television Station... .I'm Beijing University...the director of the drama club, I'm Beijing University..."

Everyone was expecting what he could pretend to be, and this guy directly smiled and said: "...the head chef of the cafeteria.".

Chapter 220 The Little H Worth Ten Million

After some happy and harmonious laughter and laughter, the eleven stars were all ready to go, and began to work hard for tonight's dinner, for the steaming bowl of beef noodles.

But if they want to eat delicious and hot beef ramen, their first task is to get the seasoning for beef ramen.

The reason why Lanzhou ramen is popular is that its unique beef bone soup adds flavor to the noodles. The seasoning of beef bone soup needs special matching, which is definitely not available in Heling Village, so it can only be exchanged with the director team.

Li Haoran raised a finger, his handsome face was full of 'threats', he stared at Chen Gezhou and said, "The seasoning for a meal of beef ramen is 10 corns, can you change it?"

"...!!!" The director team.

After saying that, Fat Di stepped forward and slapped Li Haoran's hand in reproach, staring at Li Haoran 'savagely' in his dry expression, suddenly blinked, and reminded softly: "The director has hurt us so badly, by this time Just come out, how can we not take revenge?"

After finishing speaking, he said loudly: "Ten pieces of corn are too much, and the seasoning must be... free." 02

"……Oh!"

Hearing Fat Di's cryptic reminder, the three foxes who vowed to beat Chen Gezhou fat suddenly recalled their previous vows, their eyes lit up, and they walked towards Chen Gezhou together with malicious intentions.

Because of that unlucky misunderstanding before, the two big men, Master Xing and Jackie Chan, were furious. Li Haoran and others were patronizing to comfort the two old people, but they didn't think of this matter. Now, after hearing Fatty's cryptic reminder, they all realized that it was a scam. What a great opportunity!

While being pleasantly surprised, the three foxes slandered unanimously: Only women and villains are hard to raise!

How innocent and cute Fatty is. She has been showing her kindness and innocence since she joined in the first phase. Who would have thought that such a pure Fatty would turn over old accounts and keep a small notebook, which shows how scary other women are!

"Director Chen!!!"

Clenching his fists loudly, Li Haoran fully displayed his muscles and strength, and "smiled" at Chen Gezhou behind the camera.

Huang Lei and He Jiong also sneered forward with malice, and the three of them formed a double-team situation, which made Chen Gezhou keep laughing and backing away, begging for mercy repeatedly.

Even in the face of the 'fat beating', Chen Gezhou still did not give in and said: "I was wrong last time, and I was beaten and scolded freely, but the rules of the show must not be broken. A meal of ramen needs [-] corns or a catty of processed honey in exchange for it. choose?"

"I'll choose a... ghost!"

Huang Lei just took off the slippers on his feet and threw them out like in his previous life. Chen Gezhou was so frightened that he twisted his waist to dodge.

"Teacher Huang is awesome!"

"Teacher Huang, come on!!"

Seeing Huang Lei, the oldest in H6, make a move, apart from Zhou Xingchi and Jackie Chan who were standing up high and laughing dumbfounded, Pang Di, Dahua and Li Haoran were all applauding and celebrating.

"Oh...the program group stipulates that it cannot be broken..."

Chen Gezhou still refused to give in, He Jiong threw out his slippers, twisted again to avoid the slippers coming from the sky, and was about to defend himself, when Li Haoran shouted: "Little H, come on, bite this guy's pants for me."

"Wang Wang Wang..."

Xiao H understood Li Haoran's order, bared his teeth and roared, barked and leaped forward. Amid the unbelievable expressions of everyone, he caught up with Chen Gezhou at a very fast speed, bit his trousers and retreated. let go.

Even though little H looks so young and stupid, he can be slapped to death with a single slap, a child can be crushed to death...

But at this moment, whether it was the crowd at the scene or the more than 3000 million viewers who watched the live broadcast, they all felt a trace of undetectable fear in the voice of Xiao H baring his teeth.

The reason why people are afraid of Little H is because of the majesty of the dog king that Little H has begun to inspire. As the medicinal diet gradually improves its physique, Little H will become more and more powerful and powerful in the future.

When little H is really cultivated, he will be able to fight lions and tigers.

When little H is really cultivated, he will be able to fight lions and tigers.

Now in Xiao H's body, a trace of the charm of the dog king has begun to emerge, and the eyes of people who understand dogs are immediately brightened, and they also know the legend of the dog king.

"Fuck me, little H is actually the king of dogs. I don't know if little H will buy it after the show is over. I'll offer 1000 million."

"I'll offer 500 million, dog king! I haven't seen you in decades!"

"Dizzy! Can you stop publishing the facts about Little H Dog King, so that the price will rise to an outrageous level!"

"It is to make the little H more expensive. Rare things are more expensive. There is only one king dog cub in the whole country. No matter how high the price is, someone will follow it."

"Why am I swollen and can't understand? What is the king of dogs? Dogs and kings?"

"I'm in a daze..."

"I'll give you some popular science. During the War of Resistance Against Japan, our army trained a dog king. It is said that he killed a Siberian tiger alone. You think the dog king is amazing!"

"Damn it! I'll pay 2000 million yuan to buy it. Also, is the King of Dogs similar to the powerful Dao body in martial arts novels?"

"It's almost the same. What we pay attention to is the blood, just like the pure blood Tibetan mastiff will be worth hundreds of millions."

"Li Haoran is so lucky! Can you get a dog king just by wandering around?"

"..."

The barrage in the live broadcast room was shocked by the news that Little H is the king of dogs. After knowing that Little H is worth tens of millions, and knowing that Little H can fight lions and tigers when he grows up, he was even more shocked. one place.

Just sang a song, and a dog king cub worth tens of millions started.

Li Haoran Nima is also 383 too lucky!

The fans were envious and jealous, and no one at the Mushroom House was doing science popularization, so after seeing how powerful Little H was, Fatty and the others shouted and cheered for the brave Little H with their eyes wide open.

"I surrender, I surrender..."

Being held back by Little H, Chen Gezhou couldn't run even if he wanted to.

Little H has so many fans, he doesn't dare to drag the young little H around, if something goes wrong, he will definitely be condemned to death by tens of millions of people.

Chen Gezhou had scruples in his heart, and was soon overtaken by Li Haoran and the other three.

Huang Lei was the oldest, riding on Chen Gezhou's body with a big thorn. Li Haoran was too young to command the adults, and dutifully played the role of dog's leg. He quickly picked up a chicken feather and handed it over, the meaning was very obvious, tickling.

Taking the chicken feather handed over by Li Haoran, Huang Lei scratched Chen Gezhou's nose and said with a mean smile: "Do you agree with Freedom, agree and disagree?"

"Oops...hahahaha...Don't scratch Mr. Huang, it's so itchy!!"

"Do you agree?"

"It's so itchy..."

"It seems that the punishment needs to be increased, Mr. He, you tickle your ears, the two of us still don't believe that he can't be cured..."

"Little H stop biting, come here...".

Chapter 221 Fatty, you are too unladylike! (7/10 ask for a reward, ask for a full order)

After some "torture" by Huang Lei and He Jiong, Chen Gezhou finally succumbed, lying on the ground and begging for mercy with his hands up: "Oh...don't scratch... half a catty of honey, half a catty of honey will do!"

After all, it is a variety show, and it is enough to achieve the desired effect. The smart Huang Lei and He Jiong didn't bargain any more.

Huang Lei pretended to think about it, nodded and said, "Yes, it's a deal."

"It's a deal, I'll give you the seasoning when I get the honey."

"..."

Letting Chen Gezhou go, Huang Lei began to play the role of "father" and assigned tasks. After thinking about it, he said: "Dahua, Yuan Hong, and Zhang Xiyi went to the corn field to break the corn. The rotten stewed chicken soup must be exchanged for a chicken, and you get [-] pieces of corn. , work harder..."

"Haoran and Fatty are going to collect honey, remember to be careful..."

"Teacher He and I went to dig some bamboo shoots on the bamboo mountain. Master Xing and the other three are here. How can I let you not taste the authentic taste of bamboo shoots!"

"What about us?"

"Master Xing, you can do whatever you want."

"Then let's plant rice seedlings! I haven't done farm work for more than 40 years. I don't know if my skills are rusty!"

After clarifying the division of labor, the three of Dahua left first, and drove Li Haoranshun's small electric car from the previous issue to break corn in the corn field at the entrance of the village.

He Jiong and Huang Lei went to Zhushan with their hoes on their shoulders, and the three old men of Master Xing also left quickly, leaving only Li Haoran and Fatty in the whole mushroom house.

"Is it this clothes? Why is it so thin? Will bees get in?"

Fatty searched the tool room for the work clothes he wore when collecting honey. After searching for a long time, he finally found two sets of work clothes similar to collecting honey. Looking at the hood made of gauze, he felt very unsafe.

Walking out of the tool room quite nervously, Fat Di complained to the camera: "Why did Teacher Huang assign me to pick honey?"

The barrage fans replied: "That's because of the routines of the program group, because you and Li Haoran are CPs, the damn program group, the rural routines are deep, I want to go back to the city "‖."

Fat Di didn't know the message on the barrage, so he put down two sets of work clothes on the steps, folded his arms and said urgently: "I have trypophobia, and when I see densely packed bees, I feel goosebumps all over my body and my brain goes numb... ..."

While complaining, Pang Di's smoky eyes were watery, and his pitiful appearance was not to mention how cute, which attracted heartwarming words of comfort from the barrage.

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